Southbridge Board Of Health Guy Who Resigned After Swearing At Mother In Front Of Small Children Is So Southbridge It Hurts

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The other day we shared this blog with you, which contained this video of a Southbridge Board of Health member telling a Southbridge resident that he will “roll his eyes if he damn well fucking pleases”:

We did absolutely no research on this, because the blog wasn’t about the issue at hand. The blog was about how the Board of Health member’s reaction to it was so Southbridge it hurt. We still stand by the fact that you don’t get to flip out on people for an eye roll, which is what escalated the whole situation. Eye rolls are protected, non-violent ways of saying that we disagree with you. We will protect the right to roll your eyes at anyone as long as we are in business.

With that being said, obviously this Board of Health member can’t do that. This isn’t about being politically correct, it’s about being professional towards your constituents. You can get mad, and you can get animated, but you can’t say that you will roll your eyes if you “damn well fucking please” directly in front of little children. Obviously.


Anyway, we got a bunch of emails and messages about this, all of them siding with the angry mother. Here is one that does a good job of explaining what led up to this. It sounds like the woman has a very valid case:

Please do more research about what’s happening in our neighborhood. There are many residents of Charlton, Southbridge, and Sturbridge who are fighting an uphill battle against our towns and against the Waste Management company Casella, whose landfill is contaminating our wells with the carcinogens 1,4-Dioxane and TCE.

Among countless other issues, these chemicals can cause liver and kidney damage and cancer. While Casella believes they are remedying the problem by providing a limited number of residents with bottled water (only until June), it’s not enough.

The town of Southbridge, where the landfill is located, is dragging their feet to help their residents because of the money this landfill brings them. Casella is currently trying to expand this landfill, which would absolutely exacerbate the problems, contaminate more homes, and pose health risks to an even larger number of residents.

That woman was fighting for her family because no one else is. Even if we don’t drink the water, we still have to shower in it daily as well as wash our dishes and our clothing in it. It is infuriating that in 2016, in the United States, so many of us don’t have clean drinking water.

I’d be pissed too. Who wouldn’t? I’m also extremely biased against Casella, because every Thursday morning I look out at my lawn and it’s covered in my recycling that Casella’s diligent employees were too lazy to pick up. And no, Turtleboy is not one of those people that lets his recyclables get blown away in the wind. I’ve seen it in action before. They dump it into the truck and a couple paper plates and napkins don’t make it in. Then they blow all around the neighborhood. It’s why Worcester looks like shit. Anyone who has a beef with Casella has the ears of Turtleboy.

But yea, if taxpaying citizens can’t do their dishes because their water is contaminated then they have every right to be pissed. Especially if you live in Southbridge, because life is depressing enough as it is.

Anyway, the guy’s name is Dean Cook, and he is exactly how you imagined he would be:



Dean Cook is not Dane Cook, and thus he is not paid to say hilarious and dirty things. He is paid to ensure his constituents have good health and clean water. So he resigned todayHe definitely didn’t have to resign, he just knew he was gonna be hired back to the board, so why delay the inevitable? A simple apology would’ve been sufficient, but this certainly makes things a lot easier.

And not surprisingly he is a Libertarian, which is just a word that Republicans use when they don’t want to be called Republicans. He actually ran for governor in 1994, and got nearly 15,000 votes:

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I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw these resultsA democratic nominee for governor of one of the most liberal states in the country could only get 28% of the vote? And the dude has probably the most most legendary last name ever associated with that party. I can’t say I remember this election because I was in my early turtle years back then, but you have to be a special kind of loser to only get 28% of the vote when you’re running for governor as a democrat in Massachusetts and your last name is Roosevelt. Turns out his great-grandfather is THE Teddy Roosevelt. Bully for you, moron.

Hopefully Dean Cook takes some Roosevelt advice moving forward – “speak softly, and don’t be a dick.”


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11 Comment(s)
  • May 12, 2016 at 7:21 pm

    //Dean Cook is not Dane Cook, and thus he is not paid to say hilarious and dirty things.//

    For your information the Board of Health dose not get payed anything. I server for over ten year on town boards and only lost my temper once.

    1,4-dioxane, one of the contaminants found in private wells of homes in Charlton, as “a human toxin,” while “technically accurate,” were misleading. Aspirin and Vitamin A are toxic, too. It’s a matter of consumption levels, a person weighing 220 pounds would have to take in 510 grams, which is “like drinking half a liter of pure 1,4 dioxane.”

    While it would only take 19.3 grams of caffeine to kill the same size person.

    a coffee made at the house with then highest level of 1,4-dioxane the caffeine at 95 mg and the 1-4dioxane at 6ug/l in the in the cup would made the caffeine over 800,000 time more toxic. How does a cigar smoking guy in a t-shirt know this. I also happen to have a BS in chemistry and work years as an environmental chemist.

    a student of “Geology 101” would reason that the plume is headed toward the landfill, not away, “because the basic principle of plumes is the higher concentrations are closest to the source.” In this case, the highest concentrations of known contamination in Charlton are farthest from the landfill. this means the contamination is moving to the landfill not away from it.

    I hope that helps

  • MommaH
    April 23, 2016 at 9:15 am

    All I can think about with this topic is Erin Brocovitch

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    April 22, 2016 at 5:43 pm

    His triangle titties were so shocking to me that I wasn’t thinking straight and posted on Facebook. Thank Goodness not many people viewed the article and I was able to delete. Lol.

    On a side note, he needs to properly support his tits if he wants to keep those babies perky.

  • Lit
    April 22, 2016 at 4:45 pm

    She started it.

  • The quicker picker upper
    April 22, 2016 at 4:43 pm

    Casella workers are slobs. Totally true.

  • WormtownorBust
    April 22, 2016 at 4:12 pm

    A tux, Masonic gloves, and bunny ears. I do not understand.

    • May 12, 2016 at 6:56 pm

      It was Easter. I am not a playboy bunny.

  • Dave
    April 22, 2016 at 3:13 pm

    I love the map of the United States on what I presume to be the living room wall. Maybe the wallpaper fell down and he needed something to hide the wall? If that isn’t Southbridge, what is?

    • Fillet O Fish
      April 22, 2016 at 8:05 pm

      Tony Soprano.

    • May 12, 2016 at 7:23 pm

      The map is there for home schooling.

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