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Southie Lovebirds Go Through The Domestic Violence Phase Of Their Courtship By Taking Her For A Ride On Hood Of Jeep And Then Smacking Her Until She Gets Off


Yesterday in Southie two lovebirds were seen in phase 3 of the ratchet courtship – the ceremonial domestic abuse/riding on the hood of a truck phase.

“Oh my gawwwddd, he’s a psycho.”

Lady, you chose to ride on the hood of a car multiple times in order to stay in the proximity of this clearly abusive man who was wearing an ankle bracelet. He might be a piece of shit, but you’re probably the last person in the world who should be calling anyone else a psycho.

He told your ass to get off.

But you didn’t listen, so you had to get dragged.

Then your dumbass got back onto the hood of the Jeep, wrongly assuming that this ain’t the type of guy who would drive off with a southie skank on the hood of his Jeep.

The next video picked up at the next rest stop 50 feet down the street, and Hoodrat Heidi held onto her seat with more passion than Rosa Parks. Ankle bracelet had to slap her in the face twice and drag her by the hair just to get her ass off.

There’s a 99.9% chance they had raw dog makeup sex 45 minutes after this video was taken. If you’re the type of chick to date a dude with an ankle bracelet and then refuse to get off the hood of his moving vehicle, then this is a pretty typical Wednesday morning for your relationship. And you’re certainly not gonna let a little domestic violence get in the way of what could be at least a 4-5 month relationship.

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61 Comment(s)
  • I'm with Jeep dude
    August 1, 2020 at 3:35 pm

    If your semi-servicable junkie girlfriend jumps on my hood, I’m going to kidnap her too… at least until the next curve in the road, where is where you’ll most likely find her broken ass blowing that homeless black guy who stole your shopping cart last week.

  • southie famous
    August 1, 2020 at 11:40 am

    Their drug dealer must be so proud

  • bston1775
    Clear Points
    July 31, 2020 at 2:19 pm

    You gotta love it- every 1 of the people heard or seen in that video hates cops, wants cops fired, removed, defunded bla bla bla… first words said when he hit her crazy ass… “call 911, call 911…”
    I can’t wait for the “remember 911, & when you called cops came”-

    • ok?
      August 4, 2020 at 4:06 pm

      That’s a pretty big assumption to make, but ok I guess.

  • Patricia
    July 31, 2020 at 1:53 pm

    This is the type of things that you do on your spare time Turtle boy. There’s a pandemic out there now maybe you weren’t aware, people are dying by the thousands and hundreds daily. If you were any kind of man I ask you to take this down. I’m a paralegal myself and I’ve looked into this already. Where did you even get this? I’ve spoken to the police as well and you are impeding an investigation. I will be suing you you can bet you bottom dollar on that. You’re clearly someone with no life that enjoys sticking himself in places he does not belong. I know all about you be sure of that. Take this down immediately.

    Maybe you should call me

    • Paralegal? Paraskeet, skeet skeet!
      July 31, 2020 at 2:35 pm

      Linked In Bio:

      “Patricia Stinkslit worked as a paralegal while attending the illustrious University of Southie School of Fentanyl before gaining her Phd in Meth Making.”

      Her favorite past times are Cock Washing, Extreme Anal, and Spelunking.

      When she’s not busy sucking off over worked truck drivers she occasionally plays mother during weekly visits with her children in DCF custody.

      Fuck off skunk cunt

  • Southie changed I didn’t
    July 31, 2020 at 10:05 am

    This first video was shot at the intersection of Columbia Rd and Old Harbor St. The second video was shot in the Old Colony projects…..9 times outa 10 the Bitch had it coming to her…she knows he has on the bracelet and part of his Release/probation is that he needs to avoid Police contact at all costs because it gets reported back to his Parole Officer

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 31, 2020 at 10:01 am

    On her tombstone after her untimely death:

    ‘Those bad boys were exciting!’

  • Too Tall Deval
    July 31, 2020 at 9:14 am

    She’s not staying for a large penis because he’s Irish

    • Truth
      July 31, 2020 at 10:21 am

      Nope. She’s staying because her father hates him.

  • AJ Baker
    July 31, 2020 at 8:05 am

    Look at the positive. She’s thin looks ok and will probably do any sex act for $20 to $100 depending on her mood.

  • Judge dread
    July 31, 2020 at 5:29 am

    i have a few things to say about this throw down.
    yah she is kinda hot
    totally pound her, but she has the ankle braclet douche bag hovering around. automatically 5 points lost

  • NOB Gang/7981 Kal
    July 30, 2020 at 10:56 pm

    How the Fuck has Uncle Turtle not done an article of the massive RICO Fed case out of Dorchester, Local Rappers/GangMembers GFredo and 7981 Kal that have hundreds of thousands of views on YouTube. NOB Gang Head shout Mafia, 31 Gang members picked up in a statewide sweep from here to Brockton to Stoughton to Rhode Island Connecticut’ and Maine. Some of the craziest news I’ve heard locally in YEARS murder drug trafficking human trafficking etc. get the articles and music videos and make a fuckin 6 page article on it. You do it for every no name fuckin rappers from here these dudes are actually Big fish in the game. They have songs with rappers that have already made it. Get hip uncle turtle. Can someone inform him? I know he doesn’t read comments.

  • tammy
    July 30, 2020 at 10:47 pm

    He caught her sucking down on cream filled black cock and he told her to fuck off no more oxy for her, and that made her panic. Oh well just two more of this country future welfare leaders. De-fund the police so more money for welfare giveaways.

    • Theses nuts!
      August 3, 2020 at 11:49 am

      Is that 1 of trumps baby mama’s. could be… fuck anything KKK!!!

  • Guinea Geisha
    July 30, 2020 at 10:05 pm

    If they break up… can they still be cousins?

  • Death Proof II
    July 30, 2020 at 9:01 pm

    Maybe they were trying to re-enact the 2007 film “Death Proof” (Kurt Russell, Zoe Bell). The only thing missing was the white Dodge Challenger. Zoe Bell’s character (Bell did her own stunts) referred constantly to an earlier film, “Vanishing Point”, which she was modeling, and is also worth watching.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    July 30, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    Where are the mask crusaders to deal with this?

  • Asking for a friend
    July 30, 2020 at 7:58 pm

    Anyone got her number? Asking for a friend.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    July 30, 2020 at 6:25 pm

    Ain’t love grand !

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      July 30, 2020 at 7:18 pm

      Ray I always enjoy your humorous anecdotes, narratives and bon mots. What are your pronouns?

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    July 30, 2020 at 6:17 pm

    Dear RMV,

    How many points on the license does one get for driving with a skank on the hood of the vehicle?

    Asking for a friend….

    Then again, figure the odds he has a valid license…

    • whatevuh
      Larry the Cable Guy
      July 30, 2020 at 6:24 pm

      I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there

  • Crazy Attracts Crazy
    July 30, 2020 at 5:38 pm

    He should’ve slammed on the brakes after he took off with her on the hood and spun the shit outta that ratchet.

    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

  • Picture This...
    July 30, 2020 at 5:23 pm

    She’s Alex Reimer..
    He’s Gerry Callahan

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Alex Reimer
      July 30, 2020 at 6:19 pm


    • The Roast King
      July 30, 2020 at 10:26 pm

      I’ve finally found someone to pass the torch to, well done sir!

  • Deely Plaza
    July 30, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    I missed the part where she reaches for JFKS brain and Clint Hill comes hopping on the Jeep. Oh, wrong story.

  • Ike Turner
    July 30, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    If I have to tell a bitch more than once…

  • Joe Briben
    July 30, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    I’d fuck that ass….hers too

  • Another Biden Warren supporter
    July 30, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    Fucking psyco! Bitch take your meds!! That means every day!!

  • Yuppiesuck
    July 30, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    Definitely a drug dealer. That jeep is new and he’s got a ankle bracelet

    • whatevuh
      July 30, 2020 at 5:06 pm

      Base price with a few basic options is about 50K

      July 30, 2020 at 9:23 pm

      You can’t say he’s a dealer. For all you know, he’s “collecting” with multiple names, in multiple states.

  • North of the Border
    July 30, 2020 at 4:48 pm

    is it wrong of me to wish they’d both get plastered by a train?

  • Maureen McCarthy
    July 30, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    The location in the videos is one of the three housing projects in South Boston. Just a guess, but I’ll bet one or both live in public housing, especially owning a Jeep. Poor things. When are these cess pools going to be torn down instead of rebuilt.

    • The Real Disgusted
      July 31, 2020 at 1:23 pm

      Hey Asshole you stole my screen name. Such a fucking pussy

      The Real Disgusted

  • Her calling him a psycho...
    July 30, 2020 at 4:16 pm

    Sorta like Antifa calling Trump a fascist…

  • Snarky Pete
    July 30, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    Reminds me of the Police Academy movie when Fackler tried to stop his wife from joining the Police Academy

  • Nostradamus
    July 30, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    Its the sign of a SICK society when whites start playin the fool and act like naggers.

    End of times coming

  • Diego
    July 30, 2020 at 3:58 pm

    That ass tho…….

  • Shattering
    July 30, 2020 at 3:48 pm

    Well this shatters the utopia that was depicted in Good Will Hunting! Nobody with any brains, let alone math geniuses.

    Still though, cupid has drawn back his bow and let his arrow go!

    • You Are Not A LOSER, You Just Bought The Tiwn A New Fire Truck
      July 30, 2020 at 6:14 pm

      Lots of math ” genius ” out there.
      The Massachusetts lottery just had their biggest quarter in scratch ticket sales history.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    July 30, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    Ahh this is the Southie of yesteryear.

    All of the 24-29 year old wannabe yuppies that have invaded Southie just to turn it into Lansdowne East must have been horrified.

  • OFSB
    July 30, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    It’s not funny her brother died of an OD 2 years ago, and that dude beats her on the reg, he ain’t Southie

    • jerry
      July 30, 2020 at 3:53 pm

      Considering that most of Southie moved to Weymouth/Braintree years ago, no one in Southie is “Southie”.

    • bigdaddy
      Whitey Bulger
      July 30, 2020 at 3:59 pm

      Thats not true I kept the drugs oout of southie

      • Two Weeks
        July 30, 2020 at 6:57 pm

        Whitey, that video reminds me of the day you traded Teresa Stanley for Catherine Grieg. Boy was Teresa pissed…

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      July 30, 2020 at 5:17 pm

      You”re right it’s not funny……it’s fucking hysterical. It’s so Southie it hurts(no pun intended…maybe)

  • hartf811
    Ye olde Southie
    July 30, 2020 at 3:35 pm

    Southie was bleached Roxbury before the addition of Asian money.

  • Grand Theft Auto
    July 30, 2020 at 3:35 pm

    GRAND THEFT AUTO in real life. It’s not just a video game any more. It’s reality TV. FuQ da ho. Beat da ho. Run da ho over.

  • Ridin
    July 30, 2020 at 3:32 pm

    This gal seems like she enjoy it rough. A Jeep isn’t all I’d let her ride.

  • Smackin dat around
    July 30, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    That’s how you show the bitch you love you. By smackin dat around. She looks fun

  • D.B . Cooper
    July 30, 2020 at 3:13 pm

    She seems to have too many teeth to be a true southie lass.

    • Jerry
      July 30, 2020 at 3:30 pm

      All meth heads go through that sweet spot where they are thin but their teeth have not yet fallen out. Give her 6 months she’ll look like grandma before she puts in her dentures.

  • jerry
    July 30, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    She had plenty of time at the end to jump into the bed before he tried driving off again..

  • Southie Pride
    July 30, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    She’s a keeper. Definitely someone to take home to Mom.
    He should have just threw a couple of oxy in the street, she would have been off that hood in 2 seconds.
    Lets hope they don’t procreate and she is a Pro at swallowing. I think her shirt said “Spitters are Quiters”

  • Boston Irish
    Fenway Frank
    July 30, 2020 at 3:00 pm

    Lmfao. This used to be a daily occurrence before the yuppie invasion

    • Fenway Frank swallows
      July 30, 2020 at 6:24 pm

      No it didn’t.


  • Pump Her Full of Cream
    July 30, 2020 at 2:56 pm

    She looks to be in the need of a Boston Creme Pie.

    • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
      July 30, 2020 at 6:18 pm

      You cant eat a creme filled twinkie young man because its bad for your health but you can be a creme filled twinkie. The other more deadlier lifestyle virus be dammed.

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