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Southie Slambiscuits Drop Trough And Unleash Golden Shower On Pee Pads Left In Some Guy’s Driveway

 

Saw this video of two wild slambiscuits taking a on a Southie community Facebook group and it was just too ratchet not to share.

You know it’s not your first time treating someone’s fence like a Mexican urinal when you:

  • Carry a pee pad with you and leave them behind for the homeowner to clean up
  • Do it in broad daylight
  • Fear nothing
  • Carry on pleasant conversation while doing so

I’m confused how a situation like this could even happen. This isn’t parade day. Were they drunk during the middle of the afternoon?  One of them looks like a furloughed Craig’s List hooker who just left a cocktail bar, while the other one looks like she took a wrong turn at Meth Mile and ended up in Southie.

The post was removed from the group because as usual someone felt like the lowest dregs of society should be immune from getting called out for acting like savages.

Yea, how dare the property owner use social media to try to figure out who the vagrants are that left their urine soaked fabric behind. They’re the creepy ones here, not the two skags who dropped trough on someone else’s property and unleashed Hurricane Goldeneye on his fence.

“Dogs and cate pee on our plants daily.”

Really setting the bar high there.

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve drained the lizard many a times in public, but you do it in an alley or behind a dumpster like a civilized human being. And I’ve certainly never left behind soiled linen on someone’s property for them to clean up either.

Anyway, it’s a long shot but if anyone out there knows their identities feel free to hit me up on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson, or email [email protected]

 

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97 Comment(s)
  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    August 27, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    I have so many questions:
    1. What did this owner do to cuntarella and her side ho, rumplecuntskin?
    2. Do they not have facilities in Southie?
    3. No TP? How uncomfortable to not wipe and go back to your boozy afternoon.
    4. Are Miss Skankalot and Queen Mary Wet crotch on LSD? Maybe they *believed* they had hit up a Dunks to break the seal.

  • ames1049
    August 26, 2020 at 1:29 pm

    Ann Coulter was right, the left is turning our country into a third world hellhole.

  • Bob Lobel
    August 25, 2020 at 7:52 pm

    To the homeowner.Can you please save the wee wee pad for
    me in a zip lock freezer bag? I will pay handsomely for shipping
    and handling.

    • Bob Lobel
      August 25, 2020 at 9:14 pm

      Not realizing the difficulties facing Bob right now,I am sorry if the previous post upset anyone.

    • Kilo
      August 26, 2020 at 12:09 pm

      “Dogs and cats pee on our plants daily!”

      Do dogs and cats leave behind piss soaked rags too? Disgusting pigs.

  • Take smell of tuna fish in the morning
    August 25, 2020 at 7:46 pm

    The things you see when you don’t have your sling shot. Very classy females the kind that you take home to meet your mom

  • Andrea Grocer
    August 25, 2020 at 7:34 pm

    More articles like this please!

    Thank you

  • Angler
    August 25, 2020 at 4:18 pm

    Dear administrator,
    This is your old English teacher. In your article title, what the hell is “Drop Trough”?
    It’s “trout” you idiot!
    How many years did I hold you back?

    • Sleepy Joe Biden
      August 25, 2020 at 7:32 pm

      Wow your dumber than I am.

  • Lee Ho
    August 25, 2020 at 10:55 am

    Nothing like draining the monster in public.

  • R Kelly
    August 25, 2020 at 8:14 am

    This is a pretty dumb article. You’ve never had to piss outside before? I bet you have a hundred times, you just weren’t taped or no one posted it for the world to see. You got to let some shit go bro, who cares they took a piss on some millionaires bushes. At the kettlebrook golf tourney, i better not see you pissing anywhere except in the restrooms otherwise i’m filming you and posting it, i’ll be watching.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      August 25, 2020 at 8:31 am

      What’s your address? I gotta take a piss, and a dump as well.

      • R Kelly
        August 25, 2020 at 9:05 am

        If you really have to go, from one human to another, you could use my yard so that your don’t go in your pants. I won’t film you and post it online.

  • Judge dread
    August 25, 2020 at 3:45 am

    The crazy thing is Southie is still full of slugrake gutter muppets but a 2 bedroom condo costs like $1mil. I would be fucking pissed if I owned that property with a nice driveway that these slugrake cocksuckers defiled.

    I do not know who is worse, the public urinators or the virtue signalling white bitches on FB that defend them.

  • Marty Walsh Cousin
    August 24, 2020 at 11:49 pm

    I’ve been in Southie my entire life, poor middle class Irish family you know the story.The people that own this property are a class act beautiful home. I live down the street my entire life.The neighborhoods changed dog parks, more bars , yoga studios. I miss my old middle class Irish Town, but fuck it my piece of shit, ugly ass house is worth a million. The whole Southie Tough Guy act, is over with. Now you the craziest thing you see, is these two cunts taking a piss on some yuppies house. Fuck these girls probably from Lynn or Chelsea even Revere. But i mean shit i don’t even like telling people i’m from Southie cause everyone watched the departed or gone baby gone and thinks i’m a junkie bookie.But enough of my rant love seeing the social media justice, fuck the Southie Yuppie Bulletin Board. Fuck all the chads that piss on my house on Saint Patricks Day, fuck Rachel Rollins, and most of all fuck people that can’t double park.

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    August 24, 2020 at 11:40 pm

    I would pay good money to get them to do that on top of me. Maybe its just the German in me talking

  • Uncles Farm
    August 24, 2020 at 11:06 pm

    I think they’re probably feral bitches in heat. Unspayed females are more likely to urine mark. The home owner should call animal control if it happens again. If they can catch these street dogs they could get them some veterinary care, and possibly adoption at a shelter. If there is no hope then they can take them to their “Uncles Farm in New Hampshire” with the others.

  • Panamanian Petting Zoo
    August 24, 2020 at 10:17 pm

    Smell the magic…

  • Lil' Jimmy Norton
    August 24, 2020 at 10:05 pm

    2 Modellos each and half a deck of Newport 100’s if they sprinkle on each other.

  • Yep
    August 24, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    Definitely would both

    Menu:

    I’d start off with a tossed salad then for a main course a spit roast with a creme pie for the finish

  • Dance Factory
    August 24, 2020 at 9:23 pm

    Whore drop your draws and go for yours.
    Now on my command hit the dance floor.
    Jump to the rythmr jump jump
    Come on snd sweat sweat let the music take control let the music move you.

  • North of the Border
    August 24, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    Yeah, I think they charge double for that, Cotton!

  • Nancy Kennedy
    August 24, 2020 at 9:01 pm

    This must be reported my Mayor Marty’s gestapo board Yes there were 6 ft apart when watering the bushes but no mask naughty naught .If they wear a mask I have some sunflowers that need watering so the can be golden as can be.

  • Nancy Pelosi
    August 24, 2020 at 8:23 pm

    Where do they think they are? San Francisco? Granted, this is also another liberal shithole, but comeon….

  • Wilson the Neighbor
    August 24, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    Hi-de-ho good neighbor. I think your visitors had asparagus for lunch.

    • Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor
      August 24, 2020 at 10:47 pm

      Hey Wilson how are you? Haven’t seen.ypu in a long time!

      • Wilson the Neighbor
        August 25, 2020 at 9:23 am

        I’ve shrunk some in my old age. I can no longer see over the fence.

    • Dough bro
      August 25, 2020 at 4:01 pm

      Hey Wilson I meant to ask, did you drill those 2 glory holes in my fence?

  • Chance the Gardener
    August 24, 2020 at 7:24 pm

    Well, the Stinging Nettle and Poison Oak grew in nicely this Spring.
    I like to watch.

  • John Henry
    August 24, 2020 at 7:18 pm

    I volunteer to take a couple logs on my chest.

  • Dr Wu
    WJ Clinton
    August 24, 2020 at 7:17 pm

    What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

    You don’t pay $50 to have a garbanzo bean on your face!

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      August 25, 2020 at 2:55 am

      Hate to say it, but I laughed audibly at THIS one, too.

  • Dough bro
    August 24, 2020 at 7:17 pm

    Wonder if they knew that was poison ivy.

  • Cheddah
    August 24, 2020 at 6:59 pm

    The weak snowflakes who comment on that page are mostly trolls from all over the USA..

  • Bob Murchison
    August 24, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    I would gladly lay on my back with an open mouth and be their litter box.

  • Observer X
    Westerly
    August 24, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    That is AOC and Sandra Bernhard. Case closed.

  • Greta Thundberg
    August 24, 2020 at 6:39 pm

    Many places have closed their toilets to customers during the pandemic. As an avid runner, I have had to do that as well. I’m usually in the woods though. Those ladies are probably day drinking post college grads that are prepared to pee outdoors…. hence the pads. It looked like an alley way/semi private driveway. It’s not like they did it on the sidewalk. I see nothing wrong here. How dare you!!

    • Bea Bitch
      August 24, 2020 at 9:13 pm

      Prob just got done satisfying Johnny down the road and had a few hard seltzer’s and couldn’t control themselves. They look like outstanding and classy ladies.

    • Bea Bitch
      August 24, 2020 at 9:27 pm

      Greta which is the worst name. Can I come piss on pads on your property. Please send me your address.

  • Cunt Cap
    August 24, 2020 at 6:05 pm

    Why were their piss cutters blocked out? They didn’t care if anyone saw.
    If we can’t see it, it didn’t happen. Fake news.

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    August 24, 2020 at 6:05 pm

    and to think, someone, somewhere is probably gonna be fucking that later . . . ewwww

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    August 24, 2020 at 6:04 pm

    I usually pay double for that action, wood and would.

  • Red dog
    August 24, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    Wicked pissa

    • whatevuh
      Larry the Cable Guy
      August 24, 2020 at 5:59 pm

      I don’t care who you are that’s funny right there

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    August 24, 2020 at 5:38 pm

    They’re a couple of Pissas…

  • mcf1122
    Frances Gumm
    August 24, 2020 at 5:27 pm

    It’s so much easier when you don’t wear underwear.

  • Jewmerica
    August 24, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    This was normal but I understand we’re a Jewish pedo/rapist country now. I think a kike lost a bet they don’t pay those cheap fucks.

    • Jewmerica
      August 24, 2020 at 8:02 pm

      I also understand what gerbilling is now that I have a new lover in my life, sorry I haven’t been keeping up with the comments.

  • Dave
    August 24, 2020 at 5:07 pm

    You shouldn’t have blocked them out with emojis. I would have been more then happy to watch those girls drop their pants

  • Dr. Mello
    August 24, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    I’d let one or two of them pee on me.

  • D.B. Cooper
    August 24, 2020 at 4:24 pm

    Southie changes little over time…

    These ho’s ain’t working Columbia Point

  • Neveah Britney Smith
    August 24, 2020 at 4:18 pm

    Who expects someone named Mikaela to think that taking a piss in public view is wrong?

  • Snarky Pete
    August 24, 2020 at 4:08 pm

    Just flushing out the evidence from their last trick

  • Franz
    August 24, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    A jogger and a spic. Color me shocked. We need covid and/or sickle cell to knock a few more out.

    • What are you fucked?
      August 24, 2020 at 4:27 pm

      You’re actually hoping they get a terminal illness, what a douchebag you must be.

      I don’t agree with what they did, a little public shaming, which is what they are appear to be getting, should do.

      I bet even money this is Jewmerica.

    • Calm WhiteDad
      AngryWhiteDad
      August 24, 2020 at 8:17 pm

      Considering Covid1984 had taken out 0.0098% of the world’s population, I wouldn’t count on that one doing much.

  • Brownie bettys
    August 24, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    Ladies!…..If your going to leave a paper trail in front of cameras make the best of it by leaving grunt brownies. It would be worth the charges!

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Andrea Grocer
      August 25, 2020 at 2:57 am

      I second this sentiment!

  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    August 24, 2020 at 3:57 pm

    I like the brown one, but I thought Southie was all Irish and they beat up darkies? It’s a new era, diversity I guess. Anyway I would do the brown one sober and the other one after a 6 pack and a shot;)

    • What do you live under a rock?
      August 24, 2020 at 4:09 pm

      Either you are not from around here, or you don’t get out much, but that Southie you described has been gone a long, long time now. We’re talking 70’s, 80’s.

      The smart Southie residents cashed out, sold to yuppies and the dumb Southie residents stayed, got hooked on Oxy and the only thing they beat up is their veins.

  • Woonsocket Wilma
    August 24, 2020 at 3:51 pm

    Girl in the jeans looks like someone I used to work with, Meaghan Cary from Providence. The gut matches and everything.

  • Would
    August 24, 2020 at 3:44 pm

    Totally would. If these lovely ladies need a place to piss or shit they are always welcome to stop by my house. These gals are obviously a little crazy but they are hot.

    • whatevuh
      whatevuh
      August 24, 2020 at 6:02 pm

      And, you’re obviously fucking desperate

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    August 24, 2020 at 3:30 pm

    Wario Kardashians

    • Spic Pedo
      August 24, 2020 at 4:13 pm

      Too old for you

    • Spic Tormentor
      August 24, 2020 at 5:44 pm

      “Wario Kardashians”

      Wow, another unfunny joke from Common Man pretending to be me and using my name. good one corky. WTF does that even mean? Unlike you, I wouldn’t know a thing about the Kardashians. I only watched that dumb show during the first season, back when when their younger sisters were 10 & 11. After that the whole show just became stale and boring to me. So yeah get a fucking life and try a better joke next time too, faggot.

  • Chip Striker
    August 24, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    When diversity hits your neighborhood your Ring cameras become the Discovery Channel.

  • Southie hasn't changed, but I have
    August 24, 2020 at 3:20 pm

    I left, buh-bye!

  • That lovely BLM poster
    August 24, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    On Molly’s FB page, what are those, bullet holes?

  • Work break
    August 24, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    The most logical explanation is that they’re hookers. Occam’s razor. Times are tough.

  • Dr Wu
    Dr Wu
    August 24, 2020 at 3:15 pm

    These chicks are classy.
    If they weren’t, they wouldn’t have wiped themselves.

  • Spic Tormentor
    August 24, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    Damn…. If only they were 10 years younger, I’d have some pretty good fap material right now.

    • Spic Tormentor
      August 24, 2020 at 3:38 pm

      Those skanks are probably in their mid 30’s. At least try to make sense or be funny if you’re going to continue posting under my name.

      • Captain Trips
        August 24, 2020 at 4:54 pm

        Guys, he’s definitely a fake. I can tell because I know the real Spic Tormentor, and he has trouble getting erections. Even when looking at kids in bathing suits, the the most he can get is a 2.5″ chub at best. Long gone are his days of stroking the big 4-incher.

    • LMFAO!
      August 24, 2020 at 3:55 pm

      Sorry impostor, he got you good there.

      The Spic Tormentor Strikes Back!

      • LMAO "Spic Tormentors" you are both fucking losers
        August 24, 2020 at 4:25 pm

        Fake Spic Imposter/real Spic Imposter… its just like that old meme about the special olympics… even if you win, you are both still retarded. Pathetically, absolutely, completely fucking retarded lol.

        • LMAO "Spic Tormentors" you are both fucking losers
          August 24, 2020 at 4:39 pm

          Now that I have everybody’s attention, I could use a good assfucking!

    • Almost Impressive
      August 24, 2020 at 4:55 pm

      The level of petty you have to be to use that many different devices to upvote yourself and downvote real ST is wildly pathetic. You can give your step kids back their ipads now you psycho

      • Hi Spic Infector! :)
        August 24, 2020 at 5:22 pm

        LMAO and you are the one caring about how many likes your retarded comments get, and actually were crying about your “reputation” on here HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

      • Captain Trips
        August 24, 2020 at 7:06 pm

        Oh shit he has a whopping 8 upvotes! Must be some conspiracy with multiple devices lol, dude you are losing your mind over this, just give it up.

        I’ve never seen someone care so much and get so defensive about a retarded anonymous internet handle like “spic imposter” before lmao

        • Spic Tormentor
          August 24, 2020 at 7:12 pm

          its spic TORMENTOR you fucking idiot. And you would care this much too if people were smearing your username, and lying about you molesting kids and bringing up false charges from over 7 years ago.

  • Maureen McCarthy
    Micky
    August 24, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    I can’t believe anyone thinks this is ok. It should stay on the Facebook page until they’re identified and dealt with. There’s no excuse for this behavior. Baker and Marty must have some Covid-related additional charges that could be brought against them.

  • Joe Biden
    August 24, 2020 at 3:00 pm

    I wear a diaper and I do pee pee in it. Sometime I do do in it also.

  • Andrea Grocer
    August 24, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    I see nothing wrong in that video.

    • The Natick Outdoor Store
      August 24, 2020 at 6:53 pm

      How dare you!

  • BLM MONKEY HO'S
    August 24, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    Hit the deck when I come catch wreck
    It’s the mad skills, lighting up the fills
    For reals, I get mine and take yours
    Whores, drop them fucking drawers!

  • Broken Lizard
    August 24, 2020 at 2:56 pm

    Cue the pearl clutching feminists if these were two dudes doing the same and calling for them to be labeled as (class 1) sex offenders.

  • Twat
    August 24, 2020 at 2:55 pm

    Nice gunt on the one with the jeans. Disgusting pigs should be neutered before they ruin some poor kids lives.

  • randiguy2006
    Donald T.
    August 24, 2020 at 2:54 pm

    They should have peed on my face!

    • Senile Joe Biden
      August 24, 2020 at 2:59 pm

      I already drant their squatting urine for breakfast.

  • Destiny Polk
    August 24, 2020 at 2:50 pm

    it looks I found my future protesting a hole.

  • When Nature Calls
    August 24, 2020 at 2:49 pm

    When you gotta go …. you gotta go …. Assuming there were no kids around, I don’t see what the big deal is. They are young females, and it’s only piss and not like they took a shit or it was some old creepy dude taking a piss in the driveway.

    Pretty sure even if the cops witnessed the girls in the act they wouldn’t have even said a word to them.

    • Woodsie
      August 24, 2020 at 2:53 pm

      he could probably sell the piss pads on ebay with a copy of the video.

      • Illegal Alien Welfare Queen
        August 24, 2020 at 8:46 pm

        You are good with these 2 skanks urinating on private property and then leaving their piddle pads behind? Are you offering to go clean up the mess?

    • How you would you like it?
      August 24, 2020 at 3:17 pm

      If I came by your mother’s house, where you are no doubt a basement denizen, and then hung the bacon and relieved myself all over the azaleas?

      I’ll tell you one thing, you would probably get your eye poked!

    • mcf1122
      Frances Gumm
      August 24, 2020 at 6:21 pm

      Do you leave your used chux wherever you go?

    • The Virgin Connie Swail
      August 24, 2020 at 6:33 pm

      I think the skanky white chick dropped a deuce along with her pee pee

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