For some reason there are no shortage of dudes who love to pump the stump in public. Even though they could easily go home and whip up some tummy pancakes using the vast array of pornography on the Interwebz, some just like the thrill of doing it in public while looking at fully clothed women. One of the favorite places for these perverts is the MBTA, and I don’t know why. We’ve written blogs about it before. Skeevy dudes just love jerking the gherkin on there. Yesterday a woman on the orange line had an encounter with another one of these dolphin floggers.
Thank God Spanky McGee is wearing a mask. It’s unsanitary and unhealthy not to wear a mask. You could spread commie cold.
I’ve profiled a lot of weirdos on here, but this guy is next level. He’s not even hiding the fact that he’s fapping to the camerawoman. He’s staring directly into her soul while doing so.
He’s even got his button undone and everything. And not to criticize his technique or anything, but this guy is obviously not well endowed. He’s barely moving his arm because there’s clearly not much to grab there. I’ve never seen a guy beat off solely using his fingers, but this is the orange line so anything can happen.
Anyway, if you know Spanky McGee’s identity feel free to let me know. Odds are he’s a sex offender, since the only people who do shit like this are almost always sex offenders. The chick who filmed it says she hasn’t gone to the MBTA Police because she’s too busy, so she’s going the Facebook shaming route instead, which I don’t recommend. But I’d still like to give him the public shaming he’s earned because this shit ain’t cool dawg. Hit me up on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson or email turtleboysports@gmail.com if you know his name.
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107 Comment(s)
What the fuck Nia!!! If I was her I may have taken the video but the 2nd part of the video would have been me verbally berating him and physically swing my cane or purse at his head while screaming bloody murder!!
So that’s why these guys wear their pants around their knees….. Easy access to the junk.
No wonder he was hiding it. Probably the size of a Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage…..
Raise your Hand if you thing his BLACK LIFE MATTERS?
Admittedly, diddlers and deviants seem to be predominantly white. I blame generations of inbreeding and the fact that the nogs get off on killing each other more than popping a nut – that’s saved for the unwanted/fat white race betrayers.
With that said, I think all races can agree that ALL sexual predators need to be locked up permanently and castrated. First offense castration – no exceptions. They all reoffend and cannot be “fixed” by any other means.
I call for unity on this matter. Diddlers are the worst of the worst regardless of race. This piece of shit has undoubtedly done similar deviant behavior, most likely starting at home and then progressing slowly from his neighborhood. This is not his first offense. You don’t just jump right into public baiting without a little build up.
Look into my eyes, I am Count Jackula and I bid you welcum.
It’s not the 20 minutes to file the police report. It’s the 20 days off from work as the charge works through the Justice System that she doesn’t want to deal with
He’s clearly a homeless raging crack or meth head. His eyes are popping out of his head he probably didn’t blink once. He looks like he came from meth mile. You ladies need to call the cops on people like this. Think God all he did was jerk off to you recording him and didn’t follow you of the train and rape and kill you. The Wu flu has truly brought the crazies out.
A decent woman would have sat next to him and helped him finish off. He’s obviously really hard up.
There is some excitement to it being on a train.
Even the NHL? Can I watch one fucking sport without having this BLM shit thrown in my face!? They guy was not innocent, the police are concerned for their lives because you know, their humans and want to go home to their families! Fuck sake! Ask LeBron if they ever found out who spray painted the racist graffiti on his fence in LA.
Yup. Even the NHL jumped on the BLM express out of fear of being labeled racist. So no, we cannot watch anything without having that BLM bullshit shoved at us. These assholes & the commie cold paranoia people are wrecking the world & my life. Fuck them. We don’t need anymore reasons to hate Gary Bettman or BLM.
That’s just BL churning out some M!!
Pro wrestling is the last bastion. I have loved it since I was kid and it has always been my escape from reality, like sports used to be.
Thank Charlie Baker for the criminal reform bill, guarantee this guy is out on bail for another case
Ha ha, just what the so-called “progressives” need to encourage more people to use public transportation. No surprise here, there’s an article on ZeroHedge today that says NYC’s MTA is losing $200 million per week because few dare ride it. Whoever took these photos and the video deserves an award for bravery, treatment for their PTSD, and probably a car and driver paid for by the MBTA so they’d never have to use the MBTA again.
My two cents; most of us sit home jacking it all day, at least he took the show on the road, which is more than I can say for myself, I haven’t left my mother’s basement in months!
Just getting caught up with all the comments, I hope to God all this impostor nonsense is over.
What will all the savage iliterates do when there is no more NBA?
Gosh I miss basketball from 50 years ago.
This answers all questions why we don’t like you
Because white dudes don’t jack it in public???
I dont understsnd how I got shot. All I was doing was peacefully smashing my skateboard over a 17 year old childs head and he shot me. Boo hoo hoo.
Maybe I can get a skateboard casket.
NBA boycott? Whos next? KFC? Popeyes?
The orange line is not safe during the mating rituals..
The old elevated orange line was affectionately known as the Congo cruise. We used to take the bus until we got onto the train to go into Boston to see the Red Sox play a day game. A bunch of 10 to 14-year-olds, I couldn’t even imagine doing that today with the amount a fucking assholes around. Fuck Mary Walsh Charlie Parker and all these current politicians Who just suck.Some lives really don’t matter, especially when they act like animals
Ah, the orange line. What wonderful cultural diversity gifts it has brought to Malden and Melrose. There was a time when the farthest these filth frogs could go was wellington station. How lucky we are this train on the other end of the line goes to “nubian square”. Perhaps we can go there tonight for dinner and a gunshot wound.
What do you expect from a chimp? If you go to the zoo, they are always playing with themselves. Monkey see, Monkey do.
There’s never a good sniper around when you really need one . . . .
Hard to tell with the mask but it looks like Gerry Callahan. Probably beating off to his boyfriend Alex Reimer.
At least he’s not trying to pass off counterfeit twenty dollar bills.
While high on fentanyl
and having over 40 arrests.
For those not familiar with the subway lines in Boston.
The southern part of the orange line is called the ‘African Queen ‘
in my day we called it The Congo Cruise.
Doesn’t sound like you’re all that familiar with it yourself.
Where the fuck is Kevin Weeks when you need him?
Word!
The sign above his head was not for a big mac for a reason.
I didn’t know the MBTA had priority seating for perverts. Between the virus and the human parasites it is no wonder ridership is down eighty percent.
When it comes to the Orange line you might say Im on the No Fly List.
You think she could have lent him a hand……
He seems nice.
My doctor told me that I should stop masturbating. I was like… why? He said, because I’m trying to examine you. 🙁
Put me on the congo cruise mbta orangeline with my rifle. I will take care of the clean up like the orkin man on steroids.
Haha except you’re a giant faggot and would sit there like the scared white cuck that you are deep in your soul. Keep talking a big game though, you fucking homo.
anytime you want to try me faggot but then you will cry for the popo once I kick your fried chicken welfare collecting crack pipe smoking ass
Bring it, I’ve got chunks of guys like you in my stool.
ok George Michael
Lots of support for public masturbators and dindus, judging by all the goddamn downvotes I’m seeing. Fuck all of you.
I bet Monica Cannon-Grant has a bigger dick than this bitch.Kennedy probably sucks it.Wipe that shit from your lip bitch.
On universalhub.com they have pictures of a second guy, accused of the same deed.
Omg careful with this one.If he gets arrested we might have a protest happen.Black people love to throw tantrums just cuz and burn shit down.
If I was on that train I would’ve had a stroke on the spot. He obviously needs help. What train was that again? Orange?? Does that go to Bern???
Yeah, I’ll fucking BET you’ve got a nice firm stroke, toots.
I’d like to see him try that on my train.
What would you do? Hold it for me?
You are obviously young and have no idea who “Bernie Goetz” is.
The four guys he met that day probably had something dumb to say like “you going to hold it for me”. Well, Bernie showed them!
I also remember Colin Fugerson. Maybe you’re young.
And then get sued penniless in civil court. All because somebody was scuttling the gusset. Great plan.
Maybe she didn’t go to the police because she was secretly flattered? Seems odd that she had the time to go to facebook with it.
She’s just letting all her fat friends know where they can head to for some fine lovin’
Aidan. I know why you put this up. You probably watched that video of him touching himself 100 times. Something about it must make you drool.
And he’s black, so fuck all will be done about it. Some advocates group will just say that he ‘has needs as a black man and the system is oppressing him for needing to spank off in public.’
I’m going with dindu by way of mennal illness
I bet he can be found around Dudley or Methadone mile.Thats where all the scumbags hang out.
Funny, no more spic tormentor comments ever since he got exposed gaming his upvotes lol. He was so upset yesterday that I wouldn’t be surprised if he kills himself over it. Hopefully he sucked on the barrel of a Smith & Wesson last night. good riddance
Mother of God, you clowns have been insufferable lately. Is your little pissing match over now? Good.
Where you at Spic Tormenter? Too afraid to reply to my comment? That’s what I thought!
we used to beat the shit out of those spics in Spain. Thanks for Gibraltar
There is fun, and then there is…..I don’t know what the hell this is!
For a little while the ‘feud’ was funny, but fantasizing about actual death is just sick, if not downright deranged.
Read your history books. This is what white people do.
As opposed to…what…cutting off heads and shrinking the fucking things?
Easy, plate-lips.
is it jeopardy or not
Wait, scratch my last comment from the record, I just spent the past hours reading thru old blogs for old spic tormenter post, the guy is actually very funny.
Hi spic tormentor!!
Whatever dude, spend 3 hours reading his old comments and you’ll see that he’s funny, unless you’re too chicken? Don’t give us BS about not having time, you read this blog, clearly you have time.
It’s okay if I do it, not okay for anybody else, so knock it off
I totally agree with your assessment’
Wait, what happened?
Here is what i understand so far:
A douchebag loser who comments on literally every single TB article named “Spic Tormentor” accidentally posted his real name, and they looked him up and it turns out he is an accused pedophile, multiple child rape charges against his nephew. He said the charges were all lies from his ex-gf, and then he went on the offensive, claiming it wasn’t even him that posted it at all and the other posts were not him either. He started having a mental breakdown in the comment sections worrying about his reputation and how many likes he used to get lol
Then some other dude named Common Man started pretending to be him and posting weird pedo shit under his name and he freaked out even more. Then they both started back and forth bickering like 13 year old girls for the next 3 days. Now they both all of the sudden disappeared. hopefully both of their IPs were banned their retarded bullshit was getting annoying.
Psych! Spic Tormenter is the man! I love his style of comedy!
Oh, shit! Haha. How did I miss all that?
Nothing more dangerous than a Higger and a badge except a Higger and a mask.
From the Newburyport/Rockport line!
It would be funny if that’s where he was headed today!
Or maybe he returned from there?
Kenosha shooter doxed. I thought that they don’t release the names of minors?
Anyway, he’s on the ground getting kicked and pummeled with a skateboard. Self defense all day long, especially after seeing the Marquise Love video.
Yeah, weird how that worked out. Articles also were saying “white male fired a shot”, whereas when they person ends up being black, the articles just say “man fired a shot” or something to that effect.
Is he still referred to as a “vigilante” in the medias?
It’s great the millionaire handball players are refusing to work. I hope the league goes bankrupt along with all the rest of the professional sports whom forget which demographics consume the product and pay the bills.
He’s a “Blue Lives Matter” racist and terrorist radicalized by Trump (see the evidence of him front row at Hair Furor’s rally). The kid crossed state lines with a weapon he’s not old enough to carry with the intent of hunting BLM protestors. This scumbag should be convicted on two counts of first degree murder followed by decades of serving large black dicks.
Hey! He’s gonna sit by you!
Another one rides the bus
I told you we need more abortions. You don’t fucking listen do you?
Who wants to bet this shit bag pervert scum is on every social program known to man. Section 8, food stamps, EBT, free cell phone Obama phone, free home internet and government grants and education. Cut these useless fuckers off from the dole . Let them
Starve.
The fucking orange line never ceases.
I was jest keeping my hands clear of the closing doors, while I whipped up a batch of special sauze for mine 2 dollah burger!!
I’m just saying!
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I ain’t flogging the pole!!! Being biracial, I be skinning the other havf of the fam tree!!.
Remember when there was a mafia in Boston… people like this degenerate would be taken down in no time.
He would have woken up in bed with the severed head of his prized stallion.
he is staring because that’s what they do.. never noticed that? they.. being blacks
Criminals and ugly women are loving the mask mandate
That’s what they do just ask emmitt till!
Thanks TB. Between this and the incest story I’ve lost my appetite forever.
Just sent it to the MBTA transit police facebook page. They need to get this guy. Might be a woman though as that looks like a clit.
….that he was just excited about the $2 deal at McDonalds?
She didn’t call the police because we’re not allowed to anymore. If you call the police on a black person, you’ll be filmed doing it, called a “Subway Karen”, publicly shamed, and your employer will cave to pressure from liberal pussies and fire you.
Bob.
Fucking
Nailed.
It.
BBC? Yeah, not so much.
No shit. If he was packing 10 inches she would’ve gone home with him and the video would’ve never been shared
If Obama had a son…