Spanky McGee Whips Up Tummy Pancakes On Orange Line While Staring Directly At Woman Filming Him 


For some reason there are no shortage of dudes who love to pump the stump in public. Even though they could easily go home and whip up some tummy pancakes using the vast array of pornography on the Interwebz, some just like the thrill of doing it in public while looking at fully clothed women. One of the favorite places for these perverts is the MBTA, and I don’t know why. We’ve written blogs about it before. Skeevy dudes just love jerking the gherkin on there. Yesterday a woman on the orange line had an encounter with another one of these dolphin floggers.


Thank God Spanky McGee is wearing a mask. It’s unsanitary and unhealthy not to wear a mask. You could spread commie cold.

I’ve profiled a lot of weirdos on here, but this guy is next level. He’s not even hiding the fact that he’s fapping to the camerawoman. He’s staring directly into her soul while doing so.

He’s even got his button undone and everything. And not to criticize his technique or anything, but this guy is obviously not well endowed. He’s barely moving his arm because there’s clearly not much to grab there. I’ve never seen a guy beat off solely using his fingers, but this is the orange line so anything can happen.

Anyway, if you know Spanky McGee’s identity feel free to let me know. Odds are he’s a sex offender, since the only people who do shit like this are almost always sex offenders.  The chick who filmed it says she hasn’t gone to the MBTA Police because she’s too busy, so she’s going the Facebook shaming route instead, which I don’t recommend. But I’d still like to give him the public shaming he’s earned because this shit ain’t cool dawg. Hit me up on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson or email if you know his name.


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107 Comment(s)
  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    August 29, 2020 at 9:02 am

    What the fuck Nia!!! If I was her I may have taken the video but the 2nd part of the video would have been me verbally berating him and physically swing my cane or purse at his head while screaming bloody murder!!

  • poopship14
    Boognish was rising up from the mist
    August 27, 2020 at 10:39 am

    So that’s why these guys wear their pants around their knees….. Easy access to the junk.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 27, 2020 at 10:30 am

    No wonder he was hiding it. Probably the size of a Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage…..

  • dale woodman
    Not all Black Lives Matter!
    August 27, 2020 at 10:10 am

    Raise your Hand if you thing his BLACK LIFE MATTERS?

  • Calm WhiteDad
    August 27, 2020 at 9:44 am

    Admittedly, diddlers and deviants seem to be predominantly white. I blame generations of inbreeding and the fact that the nogs get off on killing each other more than popping a nut – that’s saved for the unwanted/fat white race betrayers.

    With that said, I think all races can agree that ALL sexual predators need to be locked up permanently and castrated. First offense castration – no exceptions. They all reoffend and cannot be “fixed” by any other means.

    I call for unity on this matter. Diddlers are the worst of the worst regardless of race. This piece of shit has undoubtedly done similar deviant behavior, most likely starting at home and then progressing slowly from his neighborhood. This is not his first offense. You don’t just jump right into public baiting without a little build up.

  • Count Jackula
    August 26, 2020 at 10:59 pm

    Look into my eyes, I am Count Jackula and I bid you welcum.

  • Southie changed I didn’t
    August 26, 2020 at 10:20 pm

    It’s not the 20 minutes to file the police report. It’s the 20 days off from work as the charge works through the Justice System that she doesn’t want to deal with

  • mizzbigbooty92688
    August 26, 2020 at 10:04 pm

    He’s clearly a homeless raging crack or meth head. His eyes are popping out of his head he probably didn’t blink once. He looks like he came from meth mile. You ladies need to call the cops on people like this. Think God all he did was jerk off to you recording him and didn’t follow you of the train and rape and kill you. The Wu flu has truly brought the crazies out.

  • Sarah from Oxford
    August 26, 2020 at 9:49 pm

    A decent woman would have sat next to him and helped him finish off. He’s obviously really hard up.
    There is some excitement to it being on a train.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    August 26, 2020 at 9:47 pm

    Even the NHL? Can I watch one fucking sport without having this BLM shit thrown in my face!? They guy was not innocent, the police are concerned for their lives because you know, their humans and want to go home to their families! Fuck sake! Ask LeBron if they ever found out who spray painted the racist graffiti on his fence in LA.

    • soxrock191
      August 27, 2020 at 4:04 am

      Yup. Even the NHL jumped on the BLM express out of fear of being labeled racist. So no, we cannot watch anything without having that BLM bullshit shoved at us. These assholes & the commie cold paranoia people are wrecking the world & my life. Fuck them. We don’t need anymore reasons to hate Gary Bettman or BLM.

  • Dough bro
    August 26, 2020 at 9:34 pm

    That’s just BL churning out some M!!

    • fartycumbubbles
      August 27, 2020 at 12:36 pm

      Pro wrestling is the last bastion. I have loved it since I was kid and it has always been my escape from reality, like sports used to be.

  • FRank
    August 26, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    Thank Charlie Baker for the criminal reform bill, guarantee this guy is out on bail for another case

  • Meet new friends on the MBTA
    August 26, 2020 at 9:24 pm

    Ha ha, just what the so-called “progressives” need to encourage more people to use public transportation. No surprise here, there’s an article on ZeroHedge today that says NYC’s MTA is losing $200 million per week because few dare ride it. Whoever took these photos and the video deserves an award for bravery, treatment for their PTSD, and probably a car and driver paid for by the MBTA so they’d never have to use the MBTA again.

  • Jewmerica
    August 26, 2020 at 9:19 pm

    My two cents; most of us sit home jacking it all day, at least he took the show on the road, which is more than I can say for myself, I haven’t left my mother’s basement in months!

    Just getting caught up with all the comments, I hope to God all this impostor nonsense is over.

  • Lebron cant read
    August 26, 2020 at 8:52 pm

    What will all the savage iliterates do when there is no more NBA?
    Gosh I miss basketball from 50 years ago.

  • White power
    August 26, 2020 at 8:52 pm

    This answers all questions why we don’t like you

    • Greg
      August 27, 2020 at 11:57 am

      Because white dudes don’t jack it in public???

  • Anthony Huber aka limp dick ex protester
    August 26, 2020 at 8:51 pm

    I dont understsnd how I got shot. All I was doing was peacefully smashing my skateboard over a 17 year old childs head and he shot me. Boo hoo hoo.
    Maybe I can get a skateboard casket.

  • Wesley Snipes
    August 26, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    NBA boycott? Whos next? KFC? Popeyes?

  • Jane Goodall
    August 26, 2020 at 7:13 pm

    The orange line is not safe during the mating rituals..

    • Hugh Mungous
      August 26, 2020 at 10:35 pm

      The old elevated orange line was affectionately known as the Congo cruise. We used to take the bus until we got onto the train to go into Boston to see the Red Sox play a day game. A bunch of 10 to 14-year-olds, I couldn’t even imagine doing that today with the amount a fucking assholes around. Fuck Mary Walsh Charlie Parker and all these current politicians Who just suck.Some lives really don’t matter, especially when they act like animals

  • Cholo No
    August 26, 2020 at 7:00 pm

    Ah, the orange line. What wonderful cultural diversity gifts it has brought to Malden and Melrose. There was a time when the farthest these filth frogs could go was wellington station. How lucky we are this train on the other end of the line goes to “nubian square”. Perhaps we can go there tonight for dinner and a gunshot wound.

  • Bushmen talk in clicks
    August 26, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    What do you expect from a chimp? If you go to the zoo, they are always playing with themselves. Monkey see, Monkey do.

  • whatevuh
    August 26, 2020 at 6:44 pm

    There’s never a good sniper around when you really need one . . . .

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    August 26, 2020 at 6:33 pm

    Hard to tell with the mask but it looks like Gerry Callahan. Probably beating off to his boyfriend Alex Reimer.

  • Daniel Boone
    August 26, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    At least he’s not trying to pass off counterfeit twenty dollar bills.

    • saint flyod
      August 26, 2020 at 6:25 pm

      While high on fentanyl
      and having over 40 arrests.

  • observer
    August 26, 2020 at 6:00 pm

    For those not familiar with the subway lines in Boston.
    The southern part of the orange line is called the ‘African Queen ‘

    • whitey
      August 26, 2020 at 6:26 pm

      in my day we called it The Congo Cruise.

    • Greg
      August 27, 2020 at 11:59 am

      Doesn’t sound like you’re all that familiar with it yourself.

  • Old Boston guy
    August 26, 2020 at 5:58 pm

    Where the fuck is Kevin Weeks when you need him?

    • Probably doing the exact same thing!
      August 26, 2020 at 7:36 pm


  • Mastiff squint
    August 26, 2020 at 5:25 pm

    The sign above his head was not for a big mac for a reason.

  • bill fleming
    August 26, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    I didn’t know the MBTA had priority seating for perverts. Between the virus and the human parasites it is no wonder ridership is down eighty percent.

  • Edgar Winters Tanning Bed
    August 26, 2020 at 5:20 pm

    When it comes to the Orange line you might say Im on the No Fly List.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 26, 2020 at 5:06 pm

    You think she could have lent him a hand……

  • Pence/Tormentor 2024
    August 26, 2020 at 5:03 pm

    He seems nice.

  • Guinea Geisha
    August 26, 2020 at 4:51 pm

    My doctor told me that I should stop masturbating. I was like… why? He said, because I’m trying to examine you. 🙁

  • Kyle Rittenhouse
    August 26, 2020 at 4:42 pm

    Put me on the congo cruise mbta orangeline with my rifle. I will take care of the clean up like the orkin man on steroids.

    • .
      August 26, 2020 at 5:21 pm

      Haha except you’re a giant faggot and would sit there like the scared white cuck that you are deep in your soul. Keep talking a big game though, you fucking homo.

      • monkey homo
        August 26, 2020 at 6:29 pm

        anytime you want to try me faggot but then you will cry for the popo once I kick your fried chicken welfare collecting crack pipe smoking ass

        • .
          August 26, 2020 at 9:36 pm

          Bring it, I’ve got chunks of guys like you in my stool.

          • Ram Rod
            August 27, 2020 at 12:22 am

            ok George Michael

  • Uh huh, that's right!
    August 26, 2020 at 4:42 pm

    Lots of support for public masturbators and dindus, judging by all the goddamn downvotes I’m seeing. Fuck all of you.

  • Donald Trump
    August 26, 2020 at 4:36 pm

    I bet Monica Cannon-Grant has a bigger dick than this bitch.Kennedy probably sucks it.Wipe that shit from your lip bitch.

  • dude
    August 26, 2020 at 4:29 pm

    On they have pictures of a second guy, accused of the same deed.

  • Monica’s ass smells like fish.Didi told me.
    August 26, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    Omg careful with this one.If he gets arrested we might have a protest happen.Black people love to throw tantrums just cuz and burn shit down.

  • Liawatha
    August 26, 2020 at 4:22 pm

    If I was on that train I would’ve had a stroke on the spot. He obviously needs help. What train was that again? Orange?? Does that go to Bern???

    • Strom Thurmond's Force Ghost
      August 26, 2020 at 4:38 pm

      Yeah, I’ll fucking BET you’ve got a nice firm stroke, toots.

  • Bernard Goetz
    August 26, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    I’d like to see him try that on my train.

    • Lil Dee
      August 26, 2020 at 3:54 pm

      What would you do? Hold it for me?

      • Troy Canty
        August 26, 2020 at 4:08 pm

        You are obviously young and have no idea who “Bernie Goetz” is.

        The four guys he met that day probably had something dumb to say like “you going to hold it for me”. Well, Bernie showed them!

        • BLM
          August 26, 2020 at 4:51 pm

          I also remember Colin Fugerson. Maybe you’re young.

    • Right
      August 26, 2020 at 4:03 pm

      And then get sued penniless in civil court. All because somebody was scuttling the gusset. Great plan.

  • Squirt Reynolds
    August 26, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    Maybe she didn’t go to the police because she was secretly flattered? Seems odd that she had the time to go to facebook with it.

    • Jenny Craig
      August 26, 2020 at 9:10 pm

      She’s just letting all her fat friends know where they can head to for some fine lovin’

  • Captain trips
    August 26, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    Aidan. I know why you put this up. You probably watched that video of him touching himself 100 times. Something about it must make you drool.

  • Orion
    August 26, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    And he’s black, so fuck all will be done about it. Some advocates group will just say that he ‘has needs as a black man and the system is oppressing him for needing to spank off in public.’

    • Bucky
      August 26, 2020 at 3:59 pm

      I’m going with dindu by way of mennal illness

  • Nubian Squares finest
    August 26, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    I bet he can be found around Dudley or Methadone mile.Thats where all the scumbags hang out.

  • Spic Lover
    August 26, 2020 at 3:35 pm

    Funny, no more spic tormentor comments ever since he got exposed gaming his upvotes lol. He was so upset yesterday that I wouldn’t be surprised if he kills himself over it. Hopefully he sucked on the barrel of a Smith & Wesson last night. good riddance

    • Queen Victoria's Super Vagina
      August 26, 2020 at 3:43 pm

      Mother of God, you clowns have been insufferable lately. Is your little pissing match over now? Good.

      • Queen Victoria's Super Vagina
        August 26, 2020 at 6:57 pm

        Where you at Spic Tormenter? Too afraid to reply to my comment? That’s what I thought!

        • Anglo-Saxon
          August 26, 2020 at 9:00 pm

          we used to beat the shit out of those spics in Spain. Thanks for Gibraltar

    • Good-googily-goopher!
      August 26, 2020 at 3:49 pm

      There is fun, and then there is…..I don’t know what the hell this is!

      For a little while the ‘feud’ was funny, but fantasizing about actual death is just sick, if not downright deranged.

      • BLM
        August 26, 2020 at 4:02 pm

        Read your history books. This is what white people do.

        • Al Sharpounce (cuz I lost dem lbs!)
          August 26, 2020 at 6:49 pm

          As opposed to…what…cutting off heads and shrinking the fucking things?

          Easy, plate-lips.

        • Shut up N*gger
          August 26, 2020 at 9:04 pm

          is it jeopardy or not

      • Good-googily-goopher!
        August 26, 2020 at 6:55 pm

        Wait, scratch my last comment from the record, I just spent the past hours reading thru old blogs for old spic tormenter post, the guy is actually very funny.

        • Spic tormentor is a confirmed pedo
          August 26, 2020 at 7:39 pm

          Hi spic tormentor!!

          • Good-googily-goopher!
            August 26, 2020 at 9:27 pm

            Whatever dude, spend 3 hours reading his old comments and you’ll see that he’s funny, unless you’re too chicken? Don’t give us BS about not having time, you read this blog, clearly you have time.

          • Let me tell you how this imposter thing works
            August 26, 2020 at 10:11 pm

            It’s okay if I do it, not okay for anybody else, so knock it off

          • Good-googily-goopher!
            August 26, 2020 at 10:55 pm

            I totally agree with your assessment’

    • Orion
      August 26, 2020 at 4:38 pm

      Wait, what happened?

      • Wu-Town Wigger
        August 26, 2020 at 9:06 pm

        Here is what i understand so far:

        A douchebag loser who comments on literally every single TB article named “Spic Tormentor” accidentally posted his real name, and they looked him up and it turns out he is an accused pedophile, multiple child rape charges against his nephew. He said the charges were all lies from his ex-gf, and then he went on the offensive, claiming it wasn’t even him that posted it at all and the other posts were not him either. He started having a mental breakdown in the comment sections worrying about his reputation and how many likes he used to get lol

        Then some other dude named Common Man started pretending to be him and posting weird pedo shit under his name and he freaked out even more. Then they both started back and forth bickering like 13 year old girls for the next 3 days. Now they both all of the sudden disappeared. hopefully both of their IPs were banned their retarded bullshit was getting annoying.

        • Wu-Town Wigger
          August 26, 2020 at 9:31 pm

          Psych! Spic Tormenter is the man! I love his style of comedy!

        • Orion
          August 26, 2020 at 10:03 pm

          Oh, shit! Haha. How did I miss all that?

  • hartf811
    Beverly Farms
    August 26, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    Nothing more dangerous than a Higger and a badge except a Higger and a mask.

    • He is only one transfer away
      August 26, 2020 at 3:59 pm

      From the Newburyport/Rockport line!

      It would be funny if that’s where he was headed today!

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        August 26, 2020 at 8:41 pm

        Or maybe he returned from there?

  • Bucky
    August 26, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    Kenosha shooter doxed. I thought that they don’t release the names of minors?
    Anyway, he’s on the ground getting kicked and pummeled with a skateboard. Self defense all day long, especially after seeing the Marquise Love video.

    • Orion
      August 26, 2020 at 4:24 pm

      Yeah, weird how that worked out. Articles also were saying “white male fired a shot”, whereas when they person ends up being black, the articles just say “man fired a shot” or something to that effect.

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        August 26, 2020 at 8:44 pm

        Is he still referred to as a “vigilante” in the medias?

        It’s great the millionaire handball players are refusing to work. I hope the league goes bankrupt along with all the rest of the professional sports whom forget which demographics consume the product and pay the bills.

    • Greg
      August 27, 2020 at 12:07 pm

      He’s a “Blue Lives Matter” racist and terrorist radicalized by Trump (see the evidence of him front row at Hair Furor’s rally). The kid crossed state lines with a weapon he’s not old enough to carry with the intent of hunting BLM protestors. This scumbag should be convicted on two counts of first degree murder followed by decades of serving large black dicks.

  • Weird Al
    August 26, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    Hey! He’s gonna sit by you!
    Another one rides the bus

  • Margaret Sanger
    August 26, 2020 at 3:24 pm

    I told you we need more abortions. You don’t fucking listen do you?

  • Bet this is a welfare rat
    August 26, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    Who wants to bet this shit bag pervert scum is on every social program known to man. Section 8, food stamps, EBT, free cell phone Obama phone, free home internet and government grants and education. Cut these useless fuckers off from the dole . Let them

  • Something in the water
    August 26, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    The fucking orange line never ceases.

  • Lil Dee
    August 26, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    I was jest keeping my hands clear of the closing doors, while I whipped up a batch of special sauze for mine 2 dollah burger!!

  • Jackers are going to jack
    August 26, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    I’m just saying!

  • Slappy Mcmeat
    August 26, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

  • Lil Dee
    August 26, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    I ain’t flogging the pole!!! Being biracial, I be skinning the other havf of the fam tree!!.

  • Judge dread
    August 26, 2020 at 3:00 pm

    Remember when there was a mafia in Boston… people like this degenerate would be taken down in no time.

    • Exactly!
      August 26, 2020 at 3:10 pm

      He would have woken up in bed with the severed head of his prized stallion.

  • moober
    August 26, 2020 at 2:55 pm

    he is staring because that’s what they do.. never noticed that? they.. being blacks

    • 2020
      August 26, 2020 at 2:57 pm

      Criminals and ugly women are loving the mask mandate

    • Rod Ramsey
      August 26, 2020 at 3:21 pm

      That’s what they do just ask emmitt till!

  • Sal O’Mal
    August 26, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    Thanks TB. Between this and the incest story I’ve lost my appetite forever.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    August 26, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    Just sent it to the MBTA transit police facebook page. They need to get this guy. Might be a woman though as that looks like a clit.

  • Is it possible...
    August 26, 2020 at 2:45 pm

    ….that he was just excited about the $2 deal at McDonalds?

  • Bob
    August 26, 2020 at 2:43 pm

    She didn’t call the police because we’re not allowed to anymore. If you call the police on a black person, you’ll be filmed doing it, called a “Subway Karen”, publicly shamed, and your employer will cave to pressure from liberal pussies and fire you.

    • Ivana Hanjob
      August 26, 2020 at 6:55 pm





  • North of the Border
    August 26, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    BBC? Yeah, not so much.

    • Shorties Get Reported
      August 26, 2020 at 2:42 pm

      No shit. If he was packing 10 inches she would’ve gone home with him and the video would’ve never been shared

  • DJT 2020
    August 26, 2020 at 2:34 pm

    If Obama had a son…

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