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Spanky Spectrum Gets Caught By Rhode Island Pedo Poachers Trying To Bang 13 Year Old, Forced To Call Mom And Explain Why Offering To Lick Snatch Isn’t Sexual 

 

This is Scott Lasnier from War-wack.

He was absolutely dominating life there for a while, as can be seen by his Honda Civic and $380.

#Money

#HowMyNwordsRoll

If your n words roll with less money than it costs to get a new set of tires for your Honda Civic, then you need to find some new n words to replace your current n words.

Scott is the proud father of a 4 year old boy, who he no longer has custody of after losing in probate court. He must’ve gotten a little lonely so he began using an app called Whisper where he looked for another woman to keep him warm at night. The problem was that the woman he was looking for was a 13 year old girl who was actually a black guy with a pedophile poaching YouTube channel called No Games 4 Weirdos, which has 34,000 subscribers.

This mother fucker REALLY likes thongs.

The best part about this idiot is he fell for the trap that the 13 year old girl he thought he was meeting needed help finding her car keys.

That’s how they got him.

How many of these pedo poachers YouTube channels are there? Every week I get a new one sent to me, but this might be my new favorite channel. I’ve seen a lot of these chomos caught in the act before, but I haven’t seen one of the poachers offer to cuddle with them. That’s def a first. And I do like how these guys put the chat logs on the video so we can actually see what was said prior.

Having the pedos call Mom seems to be the new trend with all pedo poachers, instead of getting the police involved which is probably a better idea when you think about it. But at least it’s entertaining when they have to call Mom. He attempted to make it seem innocent, as if there’s a way to innocently meet a 13 year old girl online, talk about how much you wanna see her in a thong and cuddle with her.

“I came here to see a girl and she’s underage and I’m not trying to do anything sexual at all.”

I guess asking child to kiss you at your house isn’t technically sexual.

But there’s REALLY no way to explain this one to Mom:

“Suck her tits and lick her pussy, that’s all I said.”

That’s it Mom. Just a little underage cunalingus and nipple licking. Totally innocent stuff. He learned it from watching lesbian porn.

Don’t worry though, because he told the pedo poacher that he’s gonna get therapy and this is totally the last time he’ll try to bang underage children he met online. His Mom even said she’d make sure.

“OK I’ll stay on top of you.”

I bet you will Mom. I bet you will.

The pedo poacher seemed to call bullshit on Scott’s admitted domestic violence charge because he couldn’t understand how a man could allow a man to put a belt around his neck, but in fairness his story adds up.

I dare any man to stand up with this woman sitting on them.

Good luck.

Anyway, the problem with not going to the cops is that these assholes not only reoffend again once the coast is clear, they also get to go on living their lives like nothing happened because most people don’t subscribe to the No Games 4 Weirdos YouTube channel. According to the poachers Scott Lasnier works as a security guard at Amazon, but others tell us he works at Dave’s Market in North Kingstown. And since he’s sexting children from work they should probably be aware of this and keep him away from kids by firing him. Just sayin.

 

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47 Comment(s)
  • Wrong
    December 31, 2020 at 1:22 pm

    This guy is off. I feel sorry for his kid.

    • Scott
      January 11, 2021 at 10:04 pm

      leave scott a friendly message

      Four/zero/one/five/seven/two/nine /four/three/two/

  • Mr. Stinkfinger
    December 31, 2020 at 1:06 pm

    Time to re-open the ‘state hospital’ and lock these mooks up forever.

    • Scott
      January 11, 2021 at 10:06 pm

      leave scott a friendly message

      Four/zero/one/five/seven/two/nine /four/three/two/

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 30, 2020 at 9:43 pm

    The ‘deer in the headlights’ look makes me laugh every time!

  • CONN
    December 30, 2020 at 7:05 pm

    This guy appears to be off but has kid, drives, holds a job (maybe), so he’s together enough to be held accountable for his actions.

  • Lauren Pespisa
    December 30, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    jalajhia sucks diseased dead cock now. She was a filthy drug using whore with no future. Now she is rotting away as worm food. When the cops found her rank smelling carcass she was purple and blue and her eyes were pecked out by seagulls

  • WTF
    December 30, 2020 at 2:14 pm

    Yeah this seems sick Aidan.

    He’s obviously mentally retarded.

  • CONN
    December 30, 2020 at 9:30 am

    TB..you need to put a character max on these posts to keep those d-bags from posting ‘War and Peace’ length whining complaining rants.

    • Secretary turtle
      December 31, 2020 at 12:33 am

      Hi. Aidan does not read the comments.
      He does not make money from this site or from reading what the fans want, so just read, post and click, or shut your mouth
      No one gives a shit what your opinion is. We jsut leave this option open to make you feel important.

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  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    December 30, 2020 at 9:24 am

    They should make these dudes mime all the shit they said they would do.

  • Looks like Aidan"s brother
    December 30, 2020 at 9:21 am

    You can tell right away this guy is not all up there, same way you can tell with Aidan.
    But this article just shows how much TB just copies and paste. He does it to the poachers all the time, because he knows they do not have the $ to sue. They do all the work, rarely, but a times get it right, and here comes TB trying to take all the glory. Mentioning the poachers is not giving them credit. Pay them for that you asshole. Or at least give their cite credit right at the beginning of the article, not half way through it and lost in this crappy stuff you put out.

    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

  • Dick Hurtz from Holden
    December 30, 2020 at 5:12 am

    You can’t change these people, they can get caught 10 times and they still try to go for it, it’s ok in their minds, they think it’s normal and we are the fucked up ones. Police should be notified, he needs to be on the radar, gotta wonder how often he’s gotten away with this. This isn’t the first time, you can bet on it.

    • jaja sucks white cock in hell while doing double penetration
      December 30, 2020 at 3:01 pm

      NAS
      native American slut

  • The ghost of Jalajhia “Raw Dog” Finklea
    December 30, 2020 at 1:45 am

    I had unprotected sex with older men a lot and I died as a trashy pregnant teen in Florida.

  • Ellen DeGenitals
    December 30, 2020 at 12:43 am

    My last bowel movement looked a lot like this dude.

  • CalmWhiteDad
    December 30, 2020 at 12:35 am

    Even though he clearly has a syndrome caused by a shitty mother, any and all sex offenders should be castrated following first offense. There is no rehabilitation. Throw in a labotomy to ensure no aggressive behavior.

  • Scott
    December 29, 2020 at 11:46 pm

    leave scott a friendly message

    Four/zero/one/five/seven/two/nine /four/three/two/
    You are very welcome.

  • Guinea Geisha
    December 29, 2020 at 11:12 pm

    I found myself walking through the woods one night with a pedophile. We just kept walking, walking, walking… Eventually, he turned to me and said “I’m scared.” I was like, “you’re scared? How do ya think I feel?… I have to walk back alone.”

  • Furious Styles
    December 29, 2020 at 11:10 pm

    Unc, did you even watch the video or did you just try to blast through this to get it done?

    It clearly says “house keys” right where you wrote “car keys”.

    And in the video, he talks to creepy McGee about working at the deli for eleven years and you’re saying others are telling you he works there as well as Amazon like it’s a big surprise. .

    Christ, you’re falling apart. You need to hire someone or something! Hire Tony Fed, he will fit right in!

    • How many licks does it take........
      December 30, 2020 at 12:49 am

      ….I never made it without biting….let’s ask Mr. Owl…..

  • The angry taint
    December 29, 2020 at 11:00 pm

    He looks like Adam Sandler’s skeleton after 4 rounds of chemo.

  • Jaja from Fall River
    December 29, 2020 at 10:24 pm

    Do you mean I’d be alive today if I met this plasterer when I was 13 AND all I had to do was wear a thong ?

  • MGTOW...
    December 29, 2020 at 9:44 pm

    …seek help, psycho.

    What did mommy do to you?

    Dear God you’re disturbed.

    • MGTOW TURTLE
      December 29, 2020 at 11:57 pm

      I see I’ve hit some nerves with the truth bombs yet again. My work here is done for the day!
      Your shaming language and tactics have no weight over me. Its funny to see you get so mad! take that thonge strap outta ya ass and breathe a little! Ide say get fucked, but we all know no man would touch you!
      The homo below you is just mad because men like me are the ones his wahhmen calls when she needs the pipe. Hes just her soft beta yes ma’am and he knows it. Which is why she has no respect for you! Should have told your girl you wanted your balls back from her old purse before you went out and spent a few hundred buying her a new one for Christmas, ya fucking chump! Let me guess, you spent over 2k on your girl for Christmas and she didnt even buy you new socks or underwear. Not even a christmas eve dick tickle when she was drunk i bet!
      I didnt buy any of my girlfriends a thing for Christmas but they all bought me everything I put on the list I gave each one of them.

      • Santa Claus
        December 30, 2020 at 2:32 am

        What girlfriends? Your imaginary ones? The only Christmas list he had was the one he sent me. It said “All I want for Christmas is ma two front teeth, ma two front teeth.” But Santa don’t deliver to Christmasly Creeps.

  • Uncle Peckerhead
    December 29, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    Mommy was relieved….. She thought he was a queer up until this discovery……

  • Liawatha
    December 29, 2020 at 8:48 pm

    Scott Lasnier is definitely spank bank material! I am grinding the edge of my living room sofa as we speak! I am going to have to change out of this sopping wet pantsuit! Ze is a real man!

  • Time to rebrand
    December 29, 2020 at 8:38 pm

    Yes all very pathetic . But nothing on the brick throwing youth in Worcester , the fatal truck crash Sunday in Leicester , the list goes on . How about relevant local news ? . We were in TB news blackout for the holidays and now this crap . Next .

    • Yeah!
      December 29, 2020 at 9:50 pm

      And what about the gun violence in the South Side of Chicago – isn’t anybody going to cover that?

      There used to be a guy who would take the time and trouble and keep us all apprised of that, he must have got himself in some trouble with the Pedo Poachers too I bet.

  • North of the Border
    December 29, 2020 at 8:04 pm

    He’s shooting for 13-year olds cause he can’t have a conversation with anyone above his mental age.

    Seriously, tree, rope, chomo. Some assembly required.

  • It’s always...
    December 29, 2020 at 7:57 pm

    … white dudes.

    • The French Connection
      December 29, 2020 at 9:18 pm

      French white dudes……

  • Harry Doyle
    December 29, 2020 at 7:41 pm

    Anyone who harms children should be buried up to their waist in dirt, and then anyone who wants to can pay $10 a rock to a victims fund to throw rocks at the piece of shit until he or she is dead. What do we have to do to get this made into law???

    • God
      December 30, 2020 at 10:52 am

      Harry
      Let he without sin cast the first stone

  • observer
    December 29, 2020 at 7:26 pm

    You looks mentally disabled.

  • Just shoot them and leave em for dead
    December 29, 2020 at 7:26 pm

    He looks like he could be the father brother of the chick with the green teeth.

    op is right! He will get more flack for dripping the n bomb than for being a pedo! Libs love pedos so much in fact, that they now call them minor attracted adults. that’s how sick these people are!
    And stop considering these people human! They are trash and should be taken out and sorted as such!

    Fuck calling the cops on these people because the courts let them walk free (not the cops fault but that of the da’s and judges) and fuck calling their mothers (who are probably not their mothers to begin with). A video of them being caught red handed and admitting their gross sins and lewd behavior for the world to know, followed by a severe beating uploaded to the internet, is what needs to happen too this sick fucks!

    O and keep your family away from taunton. Taunton has the most registered pedos per capita in the state!

    • Liawatha
      December 29, 2020 at 8:30 pm

      Scott Lasnier is a minor attracted adult and ze has rights! OBTW ze is gorgeous! Ze would be a wonderful candidate for Drag Queen Story Hour!

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 29, 2020 at 7:12 pm

    If I had to picture someone who was 1 part retarded, 1 part kid diddler and 1 part school shooter, I would picture this guys exact face

    • Funny...
      December 31, 2020 at 2:17 am

      I actually thought this was ST, and that we finally got rid of him and his high school drama.

      Too bad I was wrong. For now.

      But this is how I picture you and you girlfriend look (if you have one).

  • E. Cass
    December 29, 2020 at 6:56 pm

    Asked him to cuddle ha ha. Perfect.

  • Jewmerica
    December 29, 2020 at 6:51 pm

    Damn it, probably only going to be a matter of time before they get me too.

  • DKS
    December 29, 2020 at 6:50 pm

    He’ll catch more heat for using the n word than for being a pedophile.

  • Kamala Harris
    December 29, 2020 at 6:32 pm

    I speak funny,since I started wearing a thong.

    • MGTOW TURTLE
      December 29, 2020 at 7:45 pm

      Most wahhmen do toots! Its called having something shoved so far up into your ass hole that it cuts off the oxygen to your brain and makes you talk funny walk funny and think/act retarded. I’ve never met a waahhmen who wears thongs and thinks and acts in rational. I’ve also never met a wahhmen who wears a thong and is not a easy liberal deviant.
      I’m not saying that all wahhmen who wear thongs are liberal deviants. what I’m saying is all liberal deviants wear thongs.

      No wonder you’re all miserable. That cloth rubbing against your ass and ya beaver back and forth all day. must cause some horrible infections down there, ya nasty pigs! Better get ya anti itch beaver cream out!

      • MGTOE NAIL FUNGUS
        December 30, 2020 at 12:17 am

        Hey mg, wanna hear a joke about pussy?
        Nevermind, you won’t get it!!!!!

  • Gilbert Grape
    December 29, 2020 at 6:28 pm

    I didn’t watch any of the videos but just by the pictures there’s no way this guy isn’t mentally retarded.

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