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Spencer Hoodrat Posts On SPD Facebook Page That She Knows Who Robbed Liquor Store But Isn’t Telling Cuz He Was Just “Tryna Get Drunk”

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Spencer Police Department Facebook pageAt approximately 1619 hours, Spencer Police received a 911 call stating a male party attempted to rob the Liquor Barn, in the Price Chopper plaza. Officers arrived on scene and gathered information that determined the suspect attempted to steal a bottle of liquor and got into a physical confrontation with the store clerk. The male party then took off on foot towards Main Street. This investigation is ongoing at this time.

Classic Spencer move right there. Graby a bottle of Henny, hide it in your oversized jorts, and try to walk out of the store undetected. Make sure that your Voke-stache remains intact so you can easily blend into the downtown Spencer environment as soon as you leave the building.

I think we can all agree that whoever did this is a ragamuffin who should be arrested and publicly shamed, right? Oh wait, what’s that? A Spencerite has come to this wannabe hoodrat’s defense? You don’t say. Let’s see how she’s gonna justify this one….

Forcing it? What does that even mean?


Oh I see. He’s not “dangerous.” He just goes around robbing liquor stores and getting in fights with the guy behind the register. Got it. Plus, there’s hardly anything wrong with what he did, even ask Gabbie Orne:


Yea, what’s the big deal? Teenagers robbing liquor stores is a right of passage in Spencer. Sure he allegedly works 40 hours a week and could easily just buy his own booze or find one of the many town drunks to buy the booze for him if he’s underage. But why should he have to pay for it? He’s a kid tryna get crunk!!

So Gabbie, do you know who this winner is?


Oh good, you know who he is and you’re not turning him in. You know where a GREAT place to write something like that is? On the Spencer Police Department’s Facebook page. They’ll never see it there. I guess it’s not surprising that Gabbie ain’t no snitch. After all, she advertises herself as a ride or die chick:


Can we start calling wannabe hoodrats from Spencer “Spangstas?” Because that word just rolls right off the tongue.

Guarantee Gabbie regularly has her Spangsta crew come into the store at Cumby’s and take whatever they want on a nightly basis:


She’s a really nice girl.


But she only dates guys with killer chinstraps.


And it looks like she is very happy with her choice in a mate:


Sometimes she even signs into her boyfriend’s Facebook account and writes really nice things about small children:


She also has a great business plan for the future:


And most importantly, she is Auburn Strong:


This is why I hate trendy slogans like “Boston Strong.” Because when everyone starts saying it it loses its meaning. This is a girl bragging about how she knows who committed a crime in town but is intentionally withholding information from the police because they are “forcing it.” But don’t worry though, she fully supports the police because she shared an Auburn Strong picture when it was the cool thing to do after Ron Tarentino was killed.


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20 Comment(s)
  • Dane Falardeau
    October 17, 2017 at 11:41 am

    I was wondering about advertising my business

  • Spencer thug
    October 6, 2016 at 7:17 pm

    Went to school with this girl.. Looking at that tongue cant stop thinking about how much cum was dropped there. Yes I deposited some myself

  • Johnny wayne
    October 6, 2016 at 4:27 am

    I dont think i have ever once seen you post a story on sports..
    “turtleboy sports”

    You just bash any victim dumb enough to post shit on fb

  • E.Warren
    October 5, 2016 at 11:10 pm

    Thanks welfare…the gift that keeps on giving..

  • Dang Wangstas
    October 5, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    Any relation to Adam Orne, the East Brookfield gangsta who crashed his Dad’s car into a Southbridge PD cruiser back in August? I believe he was Auburn Strong as well…….

  • Jay-B
    October 5, 2016 at 8:25 pm

    The Cumberland farms in Spencer has been closed for sometime now partly due to the fact to someone od’ing in the bathroom

  • Wang Chung
    October 5, 2016 at 6:14 pm

    I know these two. Avid BB gun collectors both. The girl is big into furry play and the dude is well known in the strap-on community – more of acVaritek than a Pedro if you smell what I’m stepping in.

  • Stk3
    October 5, 2016 at 4:30 pm

    My sister witnessed this entire ordeal, she said the clerk gave that thief a good ass whipping!

  • Stupid people piss me off
    October 5, 2016 at 3:03 pm

    i hope they arrest her too! Interferimg with an investigation!

  • October 5, 2016 at 2:54 pm

    I live in Spencer and I do admit there are some pretty rough areas and people to match. This girl is ridiculous. Gives the good people who live in Spencer a bad name. Such a shame that children are brought up to be so disrespectful and rude. What’s wrong with stealing she asks. Seriously?!

  • Publius
    October 5, 2016 at 2:20 pm

    Amazing that hood rats like this exist. Spangsta it is. Actually are these two even hood rats ? or just mill people.

  • Steven Stover
    October 5, 2016 at 2:19 pm

    Welfare and section 8 housing with brats that disrupt any classes they are in. Democratic voter forever. That is her future. Note the lack of of a dad in the picture.

    • dontbea tool
      October 5, 2016 at 11:17 pm

      It sounds as if her father is dead, you tool.

  • McGruff
    October 5, 2016 at 1:06 pm

    Hey Gabbie… How’s that arrest in Sturbridge from June 22 working out? Still going to court on those distribution charges? You know the internet is forever right? Your name is going to keep getting worse… Al would be so ashamed…

  • Ab
    October 5, 2016 at 12:41 pm

    Lets not forget that she also assaulted one of the most favorite teachers at prouty a few yrs back. WINNNNNER

  • Ab
    October 5, 2016 at 12:37 pm

    Hahaha yes! I’m so happy tb has caught up to this nasty hoodrat. She puts on a show for people but in reality she’s just some Spencer scum nugget who feeds off negative attention to her. Her and her bf were the ones who ran the kids off the rd this summer! She is constantly trying to fight girls younger than her for some pathetic reason. Hope your parents are proud of you HAHAHAHA

  • Went to church with her family
    October 5, 2016 at 12:20 pm

    I can tell you that if her dad was still alive she would not be acting like a hoodrat. This is what happens when her stupid mother tries to be her friend not a parent. Gabby I know you are reading this so Grow Up! Stop acting like the world has wronged in life!!!!

    Your dad was an awesome guy and would have whipped your ass for doing all this shit!

  • Kenny Powers
    Kenny Powers
    October 5, 2016 at 12:02 pm

    Cue the 100 crowd to be chiming in, in 3….2…..1……

    Like Judge Smails said,” Sorry Danny, the world needs ditch diggers too.”

  • John Wick
    October 5, 2016 at 12:02 pm

    Cool BB guns…


  • October 5, 2016 at 11:47 am

    Spangstas I like it and will adopt it!

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