After TBS put the Spencer version of Bonnie and Clyde on blast yesterday they were arrested in Worcester, but not before trying to stab a couple cops!!
Yesterday we broke the story about the nudnik from Spencer who thought it would be wise to post this message on the Facebook machine:
Obviously we blogged about it because it had all the elements of classic Turtleboy debauchery – white trash who think they’re gangsta, “fuck the police” losers, and of course the great town of Spencer. Something like 50,000 people read it, and obviously this kid knew he done fucked up. So he took down the post shortly afterwards and went on the run. Unfortunately for him he decided to go directly to a place where the cops would be most likely to find him – a drug den/hooker lounge spot in Main South. Here’s what happened from the WPD Facebook page:
On Wednesday, September 16, 2015 at approximately 2:30 PM Worcester police were serving an arrest warrant to two individuals at an apartment on Gates Street. When officers arrived at the apartment a resident let officers into the dwelling.
Officers made their way to the basement in an attempt to locate 19-year-old Jillian Keans and 23-year-old Ryan Madelle. Both individuals were known to act violently toward police.
On Monday, September 14, 2015 Ms. Keans and Mr. Madelle attacked an officer who was looking to speak with them regarding an assault and to attempt to arrest Mr. Madelle on outstanding warrants. Ms. Keans jumped on the officer’s back and attempted to choke him. She proceeded to remove his collar microphone to hinder him from calling for assistance. Mr. Madelle then punched the officer in the face in order escape custody.
Officers proceeded to the basement of the apartment on Gates Street announced their presence serval times. The light switch to the basement did not work. Officers needed to use flashlights to navigate through the area. The basement was divided into several rooms.
An officer noticed a drape covering the entrance moving back and forth. A further check of the area revealed Ms. Keans and Mr. Madelle hiding under a stairwell. Ms. Keans initially attempted to run from police and then surrendered. Mr. Madelle attacked an officer punching him in the head and torso. Mr. Madelle then lunged to grab a knife on the ground. The blade of the knife was approximately 10 inches long. Before Mr. Madelle could grab hold of the knife, other officers arrived to assist and were able to place him in handcuffs.
Jillian Keans, 19, of 120 Harrington Lane, East Brookfield, MA was charged with resisting and also had an outstanding warrant.
Ryan Madelle, 23, of 43 Pleasant Street, Apartment 2, Worcester was charged with Assault and Battery on a Police Officer, Assault with a Dangerous Weapon, and Resisting Arrest. Mr. Madelle also had an outstanding arrest warrant.
What a bunch of winners we’ve got right here!! Remember last month when the WPD SWAT team invaded the wrong house and people were all fired up because they used foul language and weren’t polite? Yea, this is why they’re not nice to you when they raid your home. Because 9 times out of 10 the person they’re looking for is an asshole who is more than willing to punch them in the face, tear off their radio, and try to stab them in order to escape.
Look, I don’t know how these town kids think they’re all bad ass all of a sudden. Like, you live in the burbs dude. Granted Main Street in Spencer looks like a refugee camp at some spots. But at the end of the day it’s just Spencer. There’s nothing gangsta about it in the least. And these two don’t exactly look like Bonnie and fucking Clyde:
Cool track marks bro. What 12 year old girl wouldn’t be interested in a guy like you?
This kid has apparently spent a lot of time in a court room before too, and shockingly it’s NEVER his fault:
Must just be a huge coincidence that he’s always getting arrested. Wouldn’t want to lock him up or anything. Not in Massachusetts where judges think that every scumbag in front of them is about to finish up their GED, raise their bastard children, and open their own barber shop.
You know how I can tell this kid is a dickweed? Because no one stood up for him. We call out a lot of assholes on this blog, and there’s always some friend or family member who comes out of the woodwork and says, “who are you to judge” or “he was just turning his life around” or “the truth will come out” or blah, blah, blah. But not this kid. Not a peep. For the first time in Turtleboy Sports history there was a consensus that Ryan Madelle was a Grade A, 110% poopsmooch.
The bottom line is, this is yet another example that the Turtleboy Sports Revolution is an unstoppable force of nature. This kid would’ve fled into a sea of Whitco anonymity if we didn’t call him out yesterday. But instead of him and future nightwalking courthouse records regular ex-wife getting away with their crimes, they were outted for being scumbags and went on the run. Within 12 hours they were locked up.
Bring this up the next time some loser says, “Turtleboy Sports is a hate blog” or “what has Turtleboy ever done for the community.” TBS just took two criminal scumbag losers off the streets. You’re welcome hippies.