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Spencer Lovers Tried Stabbing Worcester Cops After TBS Blog Forced Them On The Run

After TBS put the Spencer version of Bonnie and Clyde on blast yesterday they were arrested in Worcester, but not before trying to stab a couple cops!!

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Yesterday we broke the story about the nudnik from Spencer who thought it would be wise to post this message on the Facebook machine:


Obviously we blogged about it because it had all the elements of classic Turtleboy debauchery – white trash who think they’re gangsta, “fuck the police” losers, and of course the great town of Spencer. Something like 50,000 people read it, and obviously this kid knew he done fucked up. So he took down the post shortly afterwards and went on the run. Unfortunately for him he decided to go directly to a place where the cops would be most likely to find him – a drug den/hooker lounge spot in Main South. Here’s what happened from the WPD Facebook page:

On Wednesday, September 16, 2015 at approximately 2:30 PM Worcester police were serving an arrest warrant to two individuals at an apartment on Gates Street. When officers arrived at the apartment a resident let officers into the dwelling.

Officers made their way to the basement in an attempt to locate 19-year-old Jillian Keans and 23-year-old Ryan Madelle. Both individuals were known to act violently toward police.

On Monday, September 14, 2015 Ms. Keans and Mr. Madelle attacked an officer who was looking to speak with them regarding an assault and to attempt to arrest Mr. Madelle on outstanding warrants. Ms. Keans jumped on the officer’s back and attempted to choke him. She proceeded to remove his collar microphone to hinder him from calling for assistance. Mr. Madelle then punched the officer in the face in order escape custody.

Officers proceeded to the basement of the apartment on Gates Street announced their presence serval times. The light switch to the basement did not work. Officers needed to use flashlights to navigate through the area. The basement was divided into several rooms.

An officer noticed a drape covering the entrance moving back and forth. A further check of the area revealed Ms. Keans and Mr. Madelle hiding under a stairwell. Ms. Keans initially attempted to run from police and then surrendered. Mr. Madelle attacked an officer punching him in the head and torso. Mr. Madelle then lunged to grab a knife on the ground. The blade of the knife was approximately 10 inches long. Before Mr. Madelle could grab hold of the knife, other officers arrived to assist and were able to place him in handcuffs.

Jillian Keans, 19, of 120 Harrington Lane, East Brookfield, MA was charged with resisting and also had an outstanding warrant.

Ryan Madelle, 23, of 43 Pleasant Street, Apartment 2, Worcester was charged with Assault and Battery on a Police Officer, Assault with a Dangerous Weapon, and Resisting Arrest. Mr. Madelle also had an outstanding arrest warrant.


What a bunch of winners we’ve got right here!! Remember last month when the WPD SWAT team invaded the wrong house and people were all fired up because they used foul language and weren’t polite? Yea, this is why they’re not nice to you when they raid your home. Because 9 times out of 10 the person they’re looking for is an asshole who is more than willing to punch them in the face, tear off their radio, and try to stab them in order to escape.

Look, I don’t know how these town kids think they’re all bad ass all of a sudden. Like, you live in the burbs dude. Granted Main Street in Spencer looks like a refugee camp at some spots. But at the end of the day it’s just Spencer. There’s nothing gangsta about it in the least. And these two don’t exactly look like Bonnie and fucking Clyde:

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Cool track marks bro. What 12 year old girl wouldn’t be interested in a guy like you?

This kid has apparently spent a lot of time in a court room before too, and shockingly it’s NEVER his fault:

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Must just be a huge coincidence that he’s always getting arrested. Wouldn’t want to lock him up or anything. Not in Massachusetts where judges think that every scumbag in front of them is about to finish up their GED, raise their bastard children, and open their own barber shop.

You know how I can tell this kid is a dickweed? Because no one stood up for him. We call out a lot of assholes on this blog, and there’s always some friend or family member who comes out of the woodwork and says, “who are you to judge” or “he was just turning his life around” or “the truth will come out” or blah, blah, blah. But not this kid. Not a peep. For the first time in Turtleboy Sports history there was a consensus that Ryan Madelle was a Grade A, 110% poopsmooch.

The bottom line is, this is yet another example that the Turtleboy Sports Revolution is an unstoppable force of nature. This kid would’ve fled into a sea of Whitco anonymity if we didn’t call him out yesterday. But instead of him and future nightwalking courthouse records regular ex-wife getting away with their crimes, they were outted for being scumbags and went on the run. Within 12 hours they were locked up.

Bring this up the next time some loser says, “Turtleboy Sports is a hate blog” or “what has Turtleboy ever done for the community.” TBS just took two criminal scumbag losers off the streets. You’re welcome hippies.

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42 Comment(s)
  • Dennis
    April 23, 2021 at 3:27 pm

    Update: Jill has completely turned her life around. Thanks to all you judgemental types for your lack of faith. If you want to get right with God? Pray to Her for Ryan, who is still a work in progress. Me? I always liked cops, still do. Only difference is now I also like criminals. And btw, I assure you, Jesus loves them too.

  • Dennis
    October 16, 2018 at 10:48 pm

    Most of you are utter idiots. You don’t know them. You see the world in black and white. It is gray. None of you haters are real Christians even if you think you are. You are probably mostly lonely and frustrated, jealous that their life is more interesting than your sad ordinary lives. Today they are both in treatment. I wish them the best. If you don’t wish them well, you’re not a loving human being, I guess I’d say You’re the Scumbag!

  • bostonhater
    September 18, 2015 at 11:42 pm

    And finally, if the policeman who was assaulted was about to arrest him and was questioning her, they knew their names and information already. All you did was throw up a post they made admitting guilt. You helped make the court case easier, thank you, but you certainly didn’t crack the case. Youre acting like you are Sherlock Holmes.

  • bostonhater
    September 18, 2015 at 11:36 pm

    You spend so much time trashing people on here, but why not use your blog to speak out for stronger drug programs and policies, the need for more parental accountiblity, more funding for DCF and more money towards underfunded but overcrowded school systems where kids “fall through the cracks” left and right. Also, I find your writing amusing but hard to take very seriously when you use words like “dickweed” and “dooshnozzle.” It makes you sound as about as educated as the people you write about. Many of the changes you advocate for are borderline fascist if not outright fascism. Anyone who can read a history book can learn how that worked out.

  • bostonhater
    September 18, 2015 at 11:10 pm

    TB- you know why no one stood up for them, there probably is no one that ever did. Drug users use because they are trying to fill a void in there lives. The drugs help them escape. These kids deserve tp be punished, to the fullest, but how do we expect them to get any better by calling them “losers” or future hooker or whatever. Publicly flogging people for mistakes they make 1. Isolates them further, turning towards drugs again and 2. Will make them feel that they can’t change and continue theircriminal behavior because “that’s all theyll ever do”. Spend the money it’d cost to incarcerate them and send them to long term rehab programs. Fix the problem, not everyone is ahopeless case.

  • Publius
    September 18, 2015 at 5:36 pm

    Another two examples of why all lives do NOT matter.

  • strata
    September 18, 2015 at 12:03 pm

    I hope both of them do some real long jail time. I hope they are miserable & abused in jail. I wish them the worst on behalf of all the “contributing members of society”

  • typical white person
    September 18, 2015 at 10:45 am

    Well, the two of them probably ARE bastards, and their parents, or sperm and egg donor, must be so proud. This is what happens when the act of having sex (which potentially leads to new life) is reduced to the significance of going to the bathroom.

  • Wabbitt
    September 18, 2015 at 1:31 am

    How long until Jeffy-boy and the hippy brigade start crying that if these two winners were black, the cops would have shot them.

    Guess what? The cops SHOULD have shot them. Would have saved the taxpayers the cost of prosecuting and incarcerating them. Doesn’t matter what color they are – they will NEVER be contributing members of society.

  • fattydaddy
    September 17, 2015 at 9:34 pm

    Shady; SHUT THE FUCK UP! “Yo foreal” Fucking Poser! Stick that Dirty needle in your arm you waste……Do Society a Favor……END IT!

  • shady1607
    September 17, 2015 at 8:41 pm

    Yo forreal their not bad ppl and just cus he talks and dresses like a he hood doesn’t mean he’s a scumbag. I bet that the Worcester PD is exaggerating like they always do. Don’t judge them if you don’t know them and their situation. Yo fuck all of you!!! I have known this kid for a long time and yeah he might have done some fucked up shyt but drugs do that to you.. Everyone makes mistakes but he doesn’t deserve all this… Smfh

    • Tonyf
      September 17, 2015 at 8:59 pm

      Doesn’t deserve what? he’s a fuckin idiot who bragged about assaulting a cop on Facebook. He deserves much worse than the bullshit 60 days he will do. He also deserves a lobotomy

  • Wheelwright
    September 17, 2015 at 8:01 pm

    If it is heroin driving these kids into jail and looking like shit, what’s the answer?

    I know a kid from E Brookfield who was hooked, did time, came out clean and is busting his ass staying that way. He’s working three jobs, going to the gym, has a hottie for a girlfriend and totally turned his life around. He has lots of family support and I help him financially – all to be cut off forever if he relapses.

    “Programs” are nothing more than government jobs for liberals. They do nothing for the people who need help. Jail is for the helpless and while it takes the criminal off the street for a while very few come out better than they go in. My buddy is an exception because he has a strong will and realized what he was doing to his family was more important than he was.

    Something has to break the cycle. Government has never, ever, in this history of this world solved a single societal issue. Why do we let them continue to try?

    So, turtle nation, what’s the answer? What fixes the problem? Cure the cause? Cure the effect? Or what?

    • Tonyf
      September 17, 2015 at 8:57 pm

      Wtf are u talking about?

  • Maggie the Cat
    September 17, 2015 at 7:40 pm

    ChristCon is right; the only thing I’ve seen that’s near to a riot by “Whitey” (not Bulger) was the Occupy Worcester thing. Except it wasn’t a riot, just a bunch of white people standing around holding signs (and staying out of traffic).

  • TurtleBoySpurts
    September 17, 2015 at 6:23 pm

    No question these two are scum, but you’re a moron if you think this excuses either WPD’s SWAT team screwing the pooch last month, or in any way justifies bad behavior by the police. Then again, you’re the classic bootlicking wannabe. That’s why we’ve not heard a word from you about the rookie shooting up his vehicle in Millis, or the MSP Sergeant who shot himself in the leg the other day. You typically can’t resist ranting about instances of supreme and utter stupidity and bad behavior, but it’s been crickets on these whoppers. So much for daring, intrepid journalism.

    • ChristCon
      September 17, 2015 at 7:22 pm

      Holy shit, a rookie shooting up his own vehicle, and another one shooting himself in the leg are “whopper” news flashes to you? You need to get out more. The country is kind of consumed lately with those BLM idiots shooting up cruisers and cops, while dancing in the streets carrying a roasted pig and making up stupid jingles about their favorite snack (wait for it) BACON! I want to read about white folks burning and looting their own neighborhoods. I want to read about white folks ambushing black cops while they’re doing something really racist – like PUMPING GAS!

  • Nanny
    September 17, 2015 at 6:16 pm

    I smell troll. *sniff* Yep. Definitely troll stench. Fyeah!

  • Dave
    September 17, 2015 at 5:23 pm

    I love all these dudes that get the outline for their tattoos but can’t afford for someone to fill in the color. Brokeass loser.

  • Mike Hawking
    September 17, 2015 at 4:30 pm

    Looking at her picture, I was about to comment on heroin being a hell of a drug, and then BAM the last picture.

  • fattydaddy
    September 17, 2015 at 3:54 pm

    Read his posts on FB, a couple years back he was despondent all his friends were dying of od’s. looks like he escaped the bad stuff, too bad.

    • Fuckyuh
      September 17, 2015 at 3:57 pm

      He’s scum but who wishes death on anyone smh ignorance is bliss

  • CEG
    September 17, 2015 at 3:50 pm

    It’s sad because I knew Jill, and I was friends with her, as were others of my friends. She had SO much potential, but all the boys she was attracted to were huge fucking losers. It’s once again a losing fight with heroin, it’s so sad.

  • JayC
    September 17, 2015 at 3:45 pm

    He’s just a poor victim of circumstance. Always picking up another charge a month out of the clink.

  • Russ
    September 17, 2015 at 3:26 pm

    Great blog. I love reading this stuff

  • Fuckyuh
    September 17, 2015 at 3:18 pm

    Real Nice to call children Bastards !!! Did your Mother raise a Bastard as well lol real proper but u talk about these scums just them words alone show ur along the scum line

    • J
      September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm

      They aren’t children

      • Fuckyuh
        September 17, 2015 at 4:11 pm


        • September 17, 2015 at 4:39 pm

          Get a dictionary see how it defines a bastard.

        • ninja turtleboy
          September 17, 2015 at 6:47 pm

          they’re fuckboy bastards

    • Joelle andrews
      September 17, 2015 at 7:11 pm

      This kid is a vastard!!!

    • Wabbitt
      September 18, 2015 at 1:25 am

      Nineteen and twenty-three. Yeah – they may as well be toddlers!

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Frank Lee
      September 18, 2015 at 10:01 am

      OK so their scumbags. Feel better?

  • September 17, 2015 at 3:01 pm

    Turtleboy at his finest.

  • RSoxGuy
    September 17, 2015 at 2:59 pm

    “Times is hard in the slums I’m from, they got us barred in, We warrin and cage dodgin, rippin and robbin” Ohh wait, hes just another junkie from Spencer. Never mind. Hopefully this will wake the girl up and she will realize what complete trash that loser is and be done with him. Its too bad its gonna take some time in the clink for her to realize it. Fucking losers.

  • Nanny
    September 17, 2015 at 2:55 pm

    Well done on this one TB.

  • Boo Boo Bobby Gibbs
    September 17, 2015 at 2:28 pm

    “Main St in spencer looks like a refugee camp” that’s microaggressive to refugees.

    But seriously… I hope she’s has a blast in Framingham with the lesbians. It’s not all Orange is the new Black. She’s going to be best friends with a broom handle real quick

    • judyb
      September 17, 2015 at 8:07 pm

      You know what Worcester PD needed to send into that basement? K-9.

      • judyb
        September 17, 2015 at 8:10 pm

        Holy cow – look at the guy’s arm in the third photo (of the two of them) down.

    • shady1607
      September 17, 2015 at 8:49 pm

      If you anything you would know the girls no longer go to frammingham.. If you don’t know shyt don’t fuckin say anything..

      • Beetle
        September 17, 2015 at 11:24 pm

        Actually they do. It’s still a woman’s facility.

      • Kevins 9 Iron
        Frank Lee
        September 18, 2015 at 8:12 am

        “MCI-Framingham is a medium security correctional facility for female offenders, located twenty-two miles west of Boston. ” now shaddup…

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