Note to self – after assaulting a police officer and getting away with it, don’t post about your crime spree on Facebook.
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Some day you may find yourself running away from a Worcester Police Officer. If you do you better hope that you have a ride or die, down ass shorty to trip the police officer and ensure your clean getaway. However, if you do get away, you definitely should resist the urge to brag about your crimes on social media:
LOL. Spencer. Well, it was either that or Webster. Yea, you might wanna lay low for a little bit there Ry Guy, because you and the wifey are probably wanted for assault and battery on a police officer. Kind of a big deal. Might not be the best idea to broadcast your crime spree to the world. The best part is that the cops probably had no idea who you were before….until now. You were just another Stanley with a flat brimmed cap who did the Route 9 shuffle to the Woo with your Boo so that you could keep your street cred at the Spencer Fair. You literally could’ve disappeared into a sea of Whitco’s finest because you match the description of every person I see walking down Main Street ever:
Cash money yo!!
My question is, why not just stop breaking the law? You’re obviously a very successful businessman, as can be seen with your bathroom $50 selfies. And you recently declared that after your most recent court date you were going to put your Spencer gangsta life behind you:
Guess you can take the OG out of Spencer but you can’t take the Spencer out of the OG!!! Only a matter of town now until he releases his first Youtube rap video. In all seriousness though, this guy and his fiance need to be in jail since they assaulted a police officer. Feel free to inform the Worcester Police at 508-799-8606 if you have more information. As usual if you don’t agree with our opinion on this matter you know where and when to find Turtleboy.
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34 Comment(s)
First of all turtleboy fuck u an all u bitch ass people that got something to say. Real mother fuckers do real things.
Went to school with both of these idiots and I can’t say I’m surprised. Fuckin A Spencer…
Yo, just when I get down on the dirt livin in the Woo reminded of the morons in Spencer and elsewhere.
Chris,
The only thing that needs to be assaulted is your brainless ass, next time you need help, call the crack-head from Spencer not the cops.
Big, Chris is purposely saying stupid things to get a “rise out of people”. He’s desperately seeking attention. Ignore him and he’ll hopefully move on. Probably feels irrelevant and lonely. Mistakes people responding (even negatively) as meaningful interaction. Sad really.
hes the man.what a fuckin moron but im glad they assaulted the cop
Hope some one assaults you
Quality white trash…
Life is about choices & decisions …. this girl is making poor ones, and she will ultimately be lonely & sad in life (my prediction). He will be in jail or die of an overdose (another prediction).
And we will take care of the offspring forever. I urge adoption.
Went to high school with this kid. He hasn’t changed! This post is hilarious, roasted him like a marshmallow lmao
Got some real winners down there in the Spence.
Ohh Spencer, never change.
Someone should drop this kid off in the middle of main south and see if he still talks big, I can’t stand people who post pictures with money, like dude we all have jobs and do whatever it takes to make money idgaf if you take a pic of it
Ooba dooba scooba – you worked for your money, this genius is proud of not having worked for it.
Selling drugs and stealing is work yo. Running fr8m the popo is hard.
Jul. 17, 2014 T&G Courthouse Records
Ryan A. Madelle, 22, of 43 Pleasant St., Spencer, charged with conspiracy to violate a drug law and being present where heroin is kept, continued to Sept. 11.
11/6/14 T&G Courthouse Records:
Ryan A. Madelle, 22, of 43 Pleasant St., Spencer, charged with being present where heroin is kept, fined $100; and conspiracy to violate a drug law, filed with a guilty finding.
Yep, that $100 fine sure did the trick.
What a loser lock him up and throw away they key
Smack for everyone!
Stay classy,Spencer.
If he goes to the pin with this story thinking he’s cool an getting respect he will be shocked when hes someones short timer bitch!
HAHA “Yea i got away from the cops then messaged them laughing at them, Now im here.” Good Job bud better hold that pocket tight! An on top of it his girlfriend is probably the one getting the assault charge for this idiot who runs an leaves his girlfriend to deal with the mess! What a pathetic moron!
He just pulled the post down
Society is definitely dumber thanks to Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook. After all these years with MySpace and then Facebook people, especially millennials just don’t get it that if you have an open page it is open to the whole damn world. But, their stupidity does provide for some epic humor sometimes.
Zuckerberg must die!
can’t fix stupid
Typical wigger…when will people grow up
The stupid is strong in Spencer
Checked out the drama queen’s facebook page. I feel bad for that girls parents. She looks nice but got this smuck around that isn’t going to be anything but a Walmart overnight stockboy. He will be 38 years old still wearing his hat sideways. And she will be living in some section 8 ghetto house with his brats and some other replacement loser unless she smartens up fast.
She’s another fish-lips, selfie-lovin’ bimbo trying to make cleavage where there isn’t any. Push those things together, honey, and try to make one good one. How sad.
Walmart shoplifter, maybe. Stockboys a little far feched
…and today’s Darwin Award goes to.
…and today’s Darwin Award goes to.
You can say that again