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Is there anything less appealing than being a landlord in Massachusetts? Dealing with some of Worcester’s finest on a daily basis might look like fun, but when they don’t pay their rent and they trash your property, and you can’t get them out of your apartment because they have more rights than you do, it’s not so cute anymore.
Well apparently in Worcester housing court there is a landlord from Spencer who is trying to evict a guy named Daniel Routhier. Unfortunately for the landlord this has led to a countersuit in housing court from Mr. Routhier, claiming that he wants $500,000 from the landlord for giving him gonorrhea and making his cat “fertile.” Oh yea, and he has a witness that basically makes his case a slam dunk, can’t lose judgement in his favor:
Good thing he is acting as his own attorney. He obviously knows what he’s doing. Mr. Routhier is alleging that the upstairs neighbors are using these electronic weapons to rob his penis of sperm, and they’re being paid for it, more than likely by the landlord. He also was forced to murder his own cat and the landlord is bugging his apartment:
But wait, there’s more. He is being followed by a “big dish,” that is aimed at him. This dish is female, and “knows all the answers,” which are apparently in the form of websites. Additionally, he has enclosed as evidence a statement from God himself:
Brilliant strategy right there. Oh, you’ve got witnesses? That’s cute. My star witness is God. Checkmate. Judgement for the defendant for half a million dollars. Here is what God told him in the sworn affidavit:
So basically God told him that he’s getting these STD’s from the electronic weapons his neighbors are aiming at him. And God has seen this happen to other people, and the only cure for it is lots of money. Brilliant.
He even wrote a letter to the judge, informing his or her honor that the neighbors are hurting his cat by injecting “something” into the feline in order to make him fertile. He also believes that the neighbors are bringing in another animal and forcing it to have sex with his cat. So please give him money:
They also destroyed his furniture and are on drugs, while he minds his own business:
He also received a weird phone call from the Dana Farber Cancer Institute, asking him if he was being robbed:
And of course the landlord is actively conspiring with the tenants who possess these electronic weapons to make sure that he does not get judgement in his favor:
Just another day in Spencer!!! Who wouldn’t wanna be a landlord? Who wouldn’t wanna sign up to deal with people who accuse you of giving them sexually transmitted diseases, impregnating your cat, and suing you for $500,000 because God told them that the only cure was cash money? Sounds like fun!!!
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Hello all….i am so in love with FiestyLaweryLady that we hang out and we have sooo much fun…when we go pee in the rest rooms I go down on her and she tells me exactly what to do….and it is so good….we are such awesome lesbians…
You’re pretty good in the men’s room too, sweetie, doing exactly what you’re told. Good boy, swallow.
“U mad” is correct however. ProfessorM – You do have a mad much more than likely lesbian weird fixation on Fiesty.
It all makes sense now. Totally makes sense now.
God you two are such losers it is so fucking funny!
And to prove you are losers I’m on here all day with my scary Taz avatar……….. Oh shit my mom is banging on the basement door!!!!
It’s something, isn’t it? And I can never take seriously anyone who spends time explaining what they’re like. “I’m laid back.” “I just like to hang with regular people and have fun.” “I’m much more attractive than you think I am.” Yeah, ok.
You can stick to your usual potato sack fiesty. And pot calling the kettle black if you think bob was flirting with your overweight ass unrequited
Awe, we finally get to meet Bob’s homosexual partner Mic!! So nice to meet you Mic. Nothing to fear here. Just a couple of blog commenters having a good time. 🙂
I’m a female just like you, just less old and bitter.
You have no idea what I look like but I always laugh when people choose to talk about weight in hopes they can be offensive. Lol… so cute.
Whatever you think I look like, I’m the complete opposite.
Adios.
Apparently I have been doing this for some three years. Never knew that. So when a married man speaks to another women that is considered flirting? At what grade school level is this mentality at I ask? And how weird is it that Fiesty goes on a journey to track down three plus years of my comments in order to satisfy her and her shit for brains pal to come at me?
“The Fools – Psycho Chicken!”
Sometimes I think to myself …self maybe I am the psycho chicken and then I go to a chat room and troll for an internet GF until 4 A.M. P.s. Fiesty I love you!!!!!!!!
Oh fiesty our unrequited love reminds me of the Dead or Alive music video You spin me round. I imagine I’m the lead singer!
Like a record baby!
Give it a rest fake BobnMic. I can’t stand her. End of fucking story.
Okay Fiesty so we have had our first lovers spat. No worries because now the good part comes where we kiss and make up. You’re so cute when you’re angry. I look forward to spending forever together as one. I’ve already picked out our wedding song.
Have a little class eh? Like shoving things up peoples rectums and such? You two old fat hags need a new hobby. And a real sense of humor cuz this garbage you post doesn’t cut it and you both seem really mad 🙂
U mad?
Maybe at themselves. Who the fuck knows. I do not get these two.
Have a nice day seems mad to you?? Hmmmm…
I apologize. I will try to be a fancy lady on an anonymous blog. Today is Sunday so I will wear church clothes and a large straw hat and bow. Today, for you, I will be a classy lady. It feels good to pretend like we are in the 30s when women had to pretend to think simple, soft, cute and gentle thoughts and sip tea with pinky in air. I love pretend!!
You should apologize because you are a sorry ass you and your ass kissing friend. Funny how she comes to your defense but you do not return in kind. A little, “it’s all about me” maybe? WTF
To the BobnMic that tossed out the fools psycho chicken reference. I’m showing my age here but I loved that band. World dance party,life sucks then you die,she makes me feel big,big big big. Think they had a song about boobs too,can’t remember exactly.
Bob,is this true what fiesty is saying?
Yup.
I have no idea anymore Reddog. The inmates on here have taken over the asylum apparently. And don’t worry Fiesty, I’ll never go to bat for anyone on here again. Stupid me. That was a mistake and I regret it. Far be it by me to be nice to someone. Your analysis is so far off center that I can’t even begin to start to correct you. And don’t tell me how things work around here like you are some kind of expert. Please already.
And your pal ProfessorM (befitting new avatar by the way) is still an asshole. She stuck her nose into something that was clearly none of her business. Now I read Wabbitt’s comments, he reads mine and that is it. That battle ship has sailed. So why don’t you and fuckface ProfessorM just give it a rest already. Thank you.
You love drama more than any woman I have ever met in my life…. 90 year olds who watch soap operas included.
Go ahead and make ad many accounts as you want to make it seem as if you have backup. Obviously not true as 9 out of 10 posts you get down voted. Also, looking at your comment history from 2013 until now, there is a trend. I’m not the first woman you have done this too. Also, don’t you notice that people RARELY respond to you on here????? I mean for 3 years now you’re always talking to yourself on here. Then stupid ol’ nice me came along and thought you were normal and nice so o always responded when you spoke to me because I felt bad ignoring you. What a mistake that was.
Clearly, you took that the wrong way because it started to feel like you were going to capture me, put me in your basement, and sniff my hair while you jerk off silently.
Done with you Bob. Work on your life and marriage so you don’t feel the need to be accepted here by a bunch of strangers. Remember you’re married Bob, 3 years of flirting with women on TBS is not a good look.
Take care.
Wow Fiesty. So now you’ve sided with the SJW, fucknut ProfessorM, and went to stab me in the back. That shows a lot about your character or lack thereof. It sucks that I agree with you on so many things that you say and so many people do not. I hate to side with those fucknuts but I guess I will not side with you anymore. Now I can understand why so many people hate you on here.
You just lost a true and strong ally. And do yourself a favor, get the fuck over yourself. Your just an idiot that types well and that is all you are. Your opinions on here are so fucking stupid some times it makes me laugh.
Side note: It was difficult to understand anything you were saying because you are such a fucknut drunk ass and every sentence was all over the place. Go kiss ProfessorM for me. Maybe between the two of you losers there can be one sentence that makes any kind of fucking sense.
Bob > feisty. But they both suck and I wish tbs would go back in time when there werent multiple comments from them on every single post
First…… There wasn’t a time before Bob, unfortunately he has been here for at least three years. Commenting on every single article. Going off on his drunken rants. Check back to 2013. He was there, doing the same annoying shit he is doing now. Secondly, Fiesty is her own person, She has no relation to Bob, other than her trying to be nice to an obviously mentally ill man. To blame her for his retarded behavior is unfair. Your screen name is something a second grader would make up. Have a little class, next time you try to insult her, put some intelligence behind it. It’s hard to be insulted when the person posting the insult types and posts like a ten year old. Have a nice day 🙂
Thank God you can be my intelligent side tonight… my brain is turned OFF until the a.m. LOL!
Late news bitch boy! I was trying my best to be polite to someone who obviously is a tad crazy. Took me a while to realize it.
Do me a favor if I annoy you that much why don’t you hop off this dick before I shove it so far in your rectum it comes out of your mouth and cums on your face.
You see, someone in the government decided in the early 80s that insane asylums were cruel, and that crazy people had rights too… because, well, you know, their judgement is as stellar as normal folk.
And then just a few years ago, someone in the government decided it was okay for people to identify with whatever they wanted, and of course, it is celebrated
So, would it really shock anyone if this batshit-crazy dooshnozzle tenant’s insane literary soliloquy will have credence lent to it? Not me. In fact, a social justice warrior will probably step in and advocate for him while vilifying the landlord as a racist white privileged millionaire.
Okay Fiesty I get the game. We have nothing going on between us (wink,wink). I’m obviously not your knight in shining armor.
Lmao…. I’m not the romantic type. It makes me dry heave.
ProfessorM is out to steal my identity. I’m so freaking out. Next he’s probably going to try and steal my GF Fiesty from me. Her and I have a real connection going. I don’t usually like to rush into relationships but I guess the way her and I feel about each other can only be described as Love. She may even leave her husband to marry me.
I would never leave my husband, he’s prime rib.
I’m trying to get Bob to stop, but he’s not listening to me at all…….
I’m sorry for this ruining the fucking comment section here. It’s getting so stupid. I come here to read funny shit not loads and loads of rants about stalkers…. ridiculous. We are all adults let’s move past it already.
Here’s the irony fiesty, I’ve barely made a comment to him… Just like wabbit… And he is flipping out just because my changing to his picture ruined his whole story about it being someone else who is crazy… And now… He is going crazy again….. But it’s not him, give him a few days,… When he realizes how retarded he looks, he will again claim it was someone else. … And the whole time, he gives little clues to the real stalker about who he is in “real life” …. I hope the real stalker buffalo bills him….. Lol…. “It puts the lotion on the skin, or it gets the hose again!”
Stop being such a jealous, avatar stealing witch. Fiesty and I have something special and you can’t stand it!
One innocuous Cheers reference sent Bob on a four day temperature tantrum. First it was annoying, then funny, then sad, then funny again.
I thought the Cheers reference was funny. I gave it a thumbs up.
This is what assholes just like you do when they are caught being assholes. They deny and then deflect. I already admitted that I did go batshit because your friend was in the hospital and she was getting the shit kicked out her on here. Much like a brother defending a sister. No internet girlfriend. Jeeeze already.
No more of that from me for now on. And like I really care if I’m liked or not on here. I could give two flying fucks you little weenie fucknut piece of nosey shit. Befitting avatar. It suits you well. You suck beyond sucking… lol.
I actually find it very amusing.
BobnMic is behind all this… the real one. He is trying to confuse us all. Which one is he?
So I guess we figured out that Bobnmic lives in Spencer
Makes sense. Lots of white trash out there.
The landlord is an idiot for giving the apartment to this person
He probably didn’t realize that he was insane. But in the landlord’s defense, there are more laws protecting tenants and prospective tenants in this state than there are protecting landlords.
Oh my lord robbing my penis of sperm? I, again, had to re-adjust my chair because I just fucking fell out of it reading this. Such a riot. The comments on here as are just as good if not sometimes better than the story itself. But it is all complementary in it’s form.
Funny as shit though.
This guy is probably having a psychoTic break…I’ve seen iT happen a few Times with a couple friends.
WhaT i don’T undersTand, is why is he incapable of wriTing a lower case ‘t’… Every word, every senTence, iT’s big ol’ capiTal ‘T’.
Now I don’T wanna busT This guy’s balls Too much (buT remember, There is always The possibiliTy ThaT he is doing all of This so he can sTay There rent free – Scumbags do ThaT ALL tHE tIME) buT I jusT can’T geT over This capiTal ‘T’ Thing.
How does one go Through life always capiTalizing the leTTer ‘T’?
ThaT seems to be The only leTTer he capiTalizes, I beT the upsTairs neighbors’ elecTronic weapons give u Tumors unless u make big ‘T’s all The Time. ….T is for Tumors, after all.
Hey Jon. Watch out dude. ProfessorM might steal your avatar and go on a psycho bender.
The Fools 1980:
“A psycho chicken
Better run run run run run run run away
Oooh oh oh oh aye aye aye”
Fucking nutjob she is my God.
Ok so I brought MY MAN Tas back. Let’s see if she ( ProfessorM) copies this one again and goes all psycho nut cake bitch crazy back on this one…
Dance with a devil ProfessorM – Professor of nothing – , this is what you get and fuck you!
Okay. I was trying to be as polite as possible, and I’m still going to try and be polite. BobnMic I do appreciate you sticking up for me a couple of weeks ago, I do. It was such a nice thing for you to do. However when you started noticing that the people who dislike me here were ganging up on you, you decided to retract everything you said by lying and saying someone stole your identity. It’s as if you did it only when you thought others would agree with you, and when they did not, you took it all back. Then you cursed me out like it was my fault.
You started accusing everyone of stalking you and berating people who were always kind to you on here. I was trying my HARDEST to avoid saying this, but… you are lying about someone stealing your identity. You should have done some research and realize that whatever avatar you are currently using will ALWAYS be associated with every comment you have ever made here.
With that being said, when you changed your avatar to the ocean view, every single rant you made that you said wasn’t you, had the same ocean view avatar. If those comments were indeed an imposter as you stated, they would have remained with the TAZ avatar…. but the avatar changed according to what you chose. That’s how this works…. It was that easy to realize you made those comments, not someone else.
Now you are here accusing (WRONGFULLY) MY FRIEND of stalking you when all she was trying to do was show you that anyone can steal a picture. We had conversations about you and all of them have been pleasant even when you were fucking this blog up with 117 posts over 3 days.
I still appreciate you sticking up for me when I was very sick, and understand how you were offended because that one dude thought my health crisis was funny… but I put it out there and that leaves me open for low blows, which I’m okay with. I have tough skin. I mean 3 days after my surgery I told my brother to shutup because he was talking loud… he said, “What you going to do about it you’re a fucking cripple right now” lmao…. I laugh because I don’t get offended easily!
Bob I don’t want to make an enemy out of you, but I sure don’t want to be cursed at or have my friend berated because of lies. Leave her alone, please. I will ask her to change the avatar, and we can all move past it.
This is NOT the place to be arguing and ruin the TBS comment section with personal shit, and I won’t ever do it after this and I’m asking you to do the same. When people were annoyed with the side conversations, they had EVERY RIGHT to be annoyed. They come here to read comments pertaining to the blog post, not personal life shit they can’t relate to.
I won’t reply to you again about this Bob. I’m asking nicely to let it go. This is RUINING the comment section. Let’s stop… Really, please let it go. Have a good weekend.
I know this isn’t the real Fiesty. It’s obvious somebody stole her avatar and is talking shit to try and split us up. Sorry who you are stalker but the love Fiesty and I share can’t be so easily fucked with.
Lmao…. come on man give me a break…. Funny, I will admit that but come on lol. Throw me a fucking bone just once…lol
Okay fiesty, I changed it…. Oh wait… It’s still a picture of Bob…. Crap…. Oh well, I tried…. 😉
Don’t make me laugh while I’m eating!
The real question is, did u by any chance go back and check to see if those previous comments from BobnMic had the “Taz” avatar still, even after he changed his avatar to the “beach house” or whatever it was.
As you obviously would know, when you update your avatar is changes the picture for ALL posts made from your email…so, if his avatar had been stolen, the comments made by the ‘thief’ would still be the “Taz”, or something else, and (if you had checked when the ‘real’ BobnMic had changed his avatar to the “beach house” or whatever it was) the ‘real’ BobnMic’s comments would have been different.
Of course now, since he’s change it back to the “Taz”, there wouldn’t be any way to check that…unless he changes it to something else just to prove it to you.
Really though, I could give two shits about the whole situation and wasn’t really paying attention when it happened. BobnMic is cool shit in my book.
Hahaha… You’re expecting integrity from this bunch? Yes, let’s not ruin the good name of the TBS comments sections. ROFLMAO You must be the stupidest fucking internet lawyer on the planet.
I certainly have thought of that as a possibility…considering it isnt exactly difficult to find the picture source and for someone to pose as me.
I just continue to constantly monitor the comments sections and hope it doesnt happen.
As for what FiestyLawyerLady is saying below about a few weeks ago…all I can say is this: I’m not sure who it was posting that stuff, I don’t really care either way. All I can figure is whoever did it was obviously pissed off about something but I didnt really pay much attention.
I’ve always got ur back bro. No need to worry about me ever judging u about anything. It’s just not type of guy I am.
So, whether it was you or not, don’t sweat it from me man! I got your back.
I love how he said $2000 in furniture, is this the same junk broken bureaus he was trying to sell out front for $5 that is now sitting out back of our building that he cluttering our yard with??? He needs to go to a facility.. after he gets rid of he trash!!!
The Judge will get him a nice new home, [with padded walls] to repel those electronic rays, although with some of the
so-called Judges we now have in this country appointed by ohomo, he might just win his suit !!!!
If he wins then maybe I should rethink being normal and paying my rent and should just make up crazy stories and Sue him too.
Schizophrenia is a hell of an illness. This guy needs serious meds.
I live in this building and this guy is a nut case. He sent letters to everyone in the building saying we were stealing his dna, giving him STDs, and neutering his cat all electronically. I have kids and I feel like this guy needs to be put in a mental hospital and definitely not near my kids. p.s. he never even had a cat at any time he was living here, the only one on drugs in this building is him or maybe he is not on enough of them!
I feel bad for your kids having to deal with this nonsense. Hopefully he won’t be a problem to you or then much longer. Good luck
I’m sorry. I live around the corner from you and have been fortunate that I haven’t experienced him. If he ever sends letters to all the tenants again I’d suggest sending a copy to the landlord and also stopping by the police station to show them. They should be aware of all the things this psycho does even if it is just a non violent crazy letter.
Maybe if you applied yourself and got a real job your kids wouldn’t have to be raised in such a shithole. I understand it’ll mean you have to give up the government subsidy, though.
Obviously this person is mentally ill. I’m just curious how he could have caught gonnarea.
Electronically he claims
Code word for phone sex.
tragic when people don’t know the difference between “there, they’re and their”
Yeah, because that was the crazy part of the whole thing…
I LOVE that THIS is what you got out of this story!!
To be clear, I was responding to the “there, they’re, their…” comment. I thought that was so funny!
It’s obvious that this man needs some real help. If anything, I hope that he will at least get an evaluation or something from all this. Get ready for more of this — the baby boomers are aging and it’s going to be challenging for housing and healthcare.
God doesn’t live in Spencer anymore, it’s not the small g…unzip your fly, and the cat isn’t preggers…just another typical pol
Case dismissed!