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Spencer “Mom” With iPhone Wants You To Pay For Her “Kid’s” Groceries Because She Blew All Her Food Stamps On Snacks

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Saw this posted on the Worcester County Yard Sale Facebook page:


Wait…..what?? This chick has a 1.5 year old, and a 13 year old? And she needs food not only for them, but for three adults?? What kind of family consists of three adults? Oh yea, and she already gets assistance form the government, but it’s not enough because she blew it all on snacks and juice. Now it’s our job to feed her. How old is this woman anyway?


19 years old? And OF COURSE she moved to Spencer. That’s just the place to be if you’re a GoFundMe trap queen with no shame. Oh yea, and does a 19 year old have a 13 year old kid? Yup, this story seems legit. Check out her Facebook page. It’s just a constant barrage of meaningless posts 24/7. You know who posts that much? People who aren’t working. Why work when you can beg online. It’s not her job to take care of her “kids,” it’s our job to. But she’s got a side gig pawning off Alex and Ani bracelets:


Hmmmmm….wonder what she wants that money for.

Oh yea, and even though she has no shame begging people to feed her on Facebook, she has plenty of money for iPhones and hair dye, because taking bathroom selfies is more important than feeding your kids:



I’m sorry, but only in America can you received food stamps when you are clearly not in need of food. We are the only country on earth where the poorest people are more often than not the heaviest. Just sayin.

This is just so enraging. It’s never enough with these muffs. They fuck like rabbits, don’t use birth control, and reproduce at record rates. Then we bail them out with the public safety net while they’re spending money on $500 phones with unlimited data. But even that doesn’t keep them from begging for more. First of all, she’s lying. She couldn’t have possibly had a kid when she was 6 years old. Secondly, who are these other two adults that can’t get their ass of the couch and get a job like everyone else?

The problem here is that people no longer have any shame. Begging for money on Facebook is such a terrible look for yourself. But these people don’t mind doing it, because they really see nothing wrong with it. They have no shame. And they certainly don’t have a problem with hitting the taxpayers up for more money because they don’t know how to properly budget their government assistance.


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66 Comment(s)
  • Meg
    February 22, 2017 at 3:08 pm

    if she gets 100$ its for herself. the other adults must be her parents she lives with. the younger one may he her kid. not the worst story ive seen on here at least.

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  • Str8 Facts
    October 27, 2016 at 1:43 pm

    You do realize what you’re doing is illegal, right? Exploiting this individual and publicly harassing her, whether you understand her struggles or predicament is irrelevant. An in truth it’s not up to you to assume right from wrong. You’re a fucking bully bitch. You think because you’re capable of handling an intellectual conversation an able to manipulate other peoples perspective you’re above us all, and have free range to trash on people for seeking assistance in a time of need. As stating above, you’re toxic to the society. You know very little, you run off heresy, and your own vividly drawn conclusions.

    • Johnny Cock-ring
      October 27, 2016 at 2:10 pm

      Uh oh… We gots ourselves a law expert here! Tell me law expert… Where in the MA General Laws it can be found that remarking on a Facebook post is illegal? I think it’s high time that fuckery such as this should be publicly called out and the perpetrator shamed for said fuckery. People should be ashamed for not being able to care for themselves… There is every opportunity to succeed in this country, but jackasses need to have the latest IPhone before taking care of actual responsibilities. Fuck off Mr. Law Expert!

  • Your Mom
    October 26, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    You know most of the time i’m giggling like a school girl, and would love to personally shake your hand and commend you. But i happen to know the said individuals, and the current circumstance. The part that truly disgusts me is your outright assumption with your empty facts. You seriously can’t be that deprived that you needed to resort to making up your own obnoxious side of things. granted you make a living off it. You are one of the most stereo typical pricks Lol, and for the vast majority of you commenting with your slandering and demeaning bullshit, shame on you. This is why society is out of whack. because you indulge your worthless opinions into unprovoked situations. You’re a bunch of school yard bullies.

    • PSA time
      October 26, 2016 at 10:20 pm

      Again – What exactly are “the facts?”

      Just curious – if you know her and her top-secret circumstances so well, have you brought her and the family (whoever they belong to) any food that YOU paid for?

      Same as for her “FB Friend” above – If that person and her other 400+ “followers” pitched in a dollar each, there’s $400 right there.

  • Melinda
    October 26, 2016 at 8:08 am

    That’s just stupid of you turtle boy! She never said the kids were hers. Are you should be ashamed of yourself. And for you to say she spent money on iPhone is stupid you don’t know. Some phone compiles guve them for free. $100 you think that does anything for one month!!! Get a life loser stop being a ass to people.

  • Tboyd
    October 25, 2016 at 11:03 pm

    I know this young lady as a friend through a FB group we are in together. She is very upset that this author has written and publicly posted a fictional ‘article’ (and I use that term loosely) about her, even going so far as to post her pictures with it. Grow up and don’t believe everything you read.

    • PSA time
      October 26, 2016 at 1:21 am

      So what is the non-fiction version of the story?

    • Youdeserveditkelley
      November 9, 2016 at 8:26 pm

      You people are ridiculous thinking any of this is false or trying to defend her. If you know her personally as I do, you would know this is accurate. Her and her family are disgusting. Aside from the fact that she’s got no kids spot on turtleboy.

  • Non yah
    October 25, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    All of you who bad mouthed this girl should be ashamed of yourself. You don’t know what she has gone through personally or financially. She could be a liar and a scammer artist or she really could be needing help. No matter the case y’all shouldn’t be cyber bullies. I hope the people on this thread that have children teach them to never bully another person. Hasn’t anyone ever heard the phrase “if you don’t have anything nice to say you shouldn’t say anything at all.” I hope this girl does not take any of your worthless comments to heart and decide to hurt herself in anyway because of your bullying. I’ll be praying for everyone on this thread. Stop the bullying, and again I’m not taking anyone’s side. The girl should learn some couponing tricks or spend money on actual food besides snacks. Save a lot has good prices. I hope her and her family will be able to have enough food for the holidays. Also, I hope none of the negative nancies on here are people who put up a front and supposedly does a good deed by buying a needy family thanksgiving dinner. It would be messed up to bash one family and help another.

    • PSA time
      October 26, 2016 at 1:20 am

      How about this…
      1. She has an expensive phone (expensive as in, it ain’t no old school flip phone)
      2. Admits to spending her food stamps on “snacks” (maybe that’s fruit and vegetables, but usually people refer to potato chips and other non-essentials as snacks)
      3. Is able to buy Ronald McDonald hair dye, a non-essential item unless she is working as his body double on the side.

      You are right – she should learn some budgeting and shopping skills.

      I am not saying this about her, but a lot of people have NO concept of waiting and working…it is all about here, now and instant gratification. … “I am hungry, should I buy a box of generic/store brand non-instant oatmeal that will feed my family breakfast all week, OR should I spend the same amount of money on two muffins at Dunkin Donuts? Well, I won’t have to wait 5 minutes to cook a DD muffin so…muffins it is!”

      Delayed gratification is a sign of maturity. No surprise that a lot (not all) of the people crying poverty (but who aren’t really poverty-stricken) are also the ones posting narcissistic selfies 24/7 on-line…all about maturity. Meanwhile, people who really ARE on hard times often DON’T ask for help and if they do, struggle to get it because of the fakers.

  • Justice
    October 25, 2016 at 8:33 pm

    Nobody hates people who abuse the system more than I do, but this post/story deserved more research. We don’t know her circumstances, whether the kids are hers, or who the other two adults are. However we don’t know if she truly needs FOOD or is looking for some bleeding hearts to send her money so she can upgrade her upgraded cell phone…or worse…take the money and stick it in her arm or snort it up her nose. There is no way to tell.. $100 per month for food stamps is nothing, and food pantries only go so far I guess. And let’s not forget there are KIDS here supposedly. Not their fault. However, everyone not in school or disabled should be WORKING. Not to upgrade their Obama phone to an iphone, but to feed, clothe, and house themselves and their dependents. That is the key to a successful society. Work, earn, spend, repeat. People who abuse the system, reproduce like rabbits, and milk the system all day from the comforts of their sofa and fleece pajama bottoms ruin it for those who really DO need help. It makes us angry as a society, and rather than be sympathetic and charitable, we are bitter and critical, so you really can’t blame those people who get angry. Criticizing her weight is just low though. Like Bob Saget said, there is a link between poverty and obesity. Plus I hate people who think they are soooooo beautiful that they can stand in judgement of the way someone else looks. It’s pathetic and mean to say the least. Pray for those who go to bed hungry, especially the kids.

  • SMH
    October 25, 2016 at 8:16 pm

    I am a single mother who never got a dollar in child support and I have one in private college and one who has all kinds of extracurricular activities. One is an adult paying life on his own. I have worked my entire life, often 2 or more jobs, and I live like I am in poverty. I make very decent money. Paying student loans up the ass. It’s all about choices and what’s important. I brought children into this world and I will sacrifice everything for them to have an easier life than me. Their father is an asshole who has money for everything… expensive vacations, drugs, alcohol. But at the end of the day I support the life I chose to give birth to. So sick of this you owe me the world mentality. Seriously. Stop begging those of us who provide you with a living while we can’t make ends meet.

  • Jaime
    October 25, 2016 at 7:59 pm

    Wow! I think everyone struggles at some point or another in the month. Well at least working families that pay bills do. Hell I am struggling right now trying to figure out school lunches and meals and I don’t get food stamps. I am in the process of buying a house for my family with a big down payment. It is worth the struggle right now knowing in a couple of weeks my kids will have a place to call home that belongs to us. The kids understand right now there are no extras and I make sure the kids have dinner, not worried about the adults right now. This is what responsible working class people do

  • NoseFace
    October 25, 2016 at 7:27 pm

    Welp….I have to be honest, in a pinch, I would bang her. Jus sayin. Resume your bickering.

  • Stacey
    October 25, 2016 at 6:27 pm

    She’s fucking pathetic, so is her lazy “emotionally disabled” mother. She’s 19 and her brother is 13. The 1.5 year old is a play for sympathy, that kid lives with its family because her parents are in jail. The baby doesn’t live with her, but she’ll tell you anything to get a couple of bucks. Parents don’t work, because the state pays better than getting a job. Tragic 4 wheeler accident, ha ha, how about 2 drunk minors driving to fast and rolling. She was treated the the er and sent home. She’s a drama queen like her mother. Always faking I’ll to go to the ER for pills. She had a job until she got fired for stealing, oh, then she got fired for giving blow jobs in the parking lot. This is not the first go fund me this family has started to milk real hard working people out of money. Kelley and her mom Donna have 4 other go fund me pages “trying to help a friend” there is no friend, just a bunch of lazy people trying to make a buck. Apparently their plan of getting rich off of scratch tickets isn’t panning out.

    • bigdaddy
      October 25, 2016 at 7:30 pm

      how much was she charging for a blow job I have friend that wanted to know

  • Jim
    October 25, 2016 at 6:04 pm

    So what if she is asking for help. If she uses the money for something else then she has to sleep with that. And turtle boy get facts before you start righting stupid things you have no idea of.

    • Cocomom
      October 25, 2016 at 10:27 pm

      It’s “writing”, not ‘righting’. Just saying.

  • joe
    October 25, 2016 at 3:46 pm

    This website is a joke. What started out as a wannabe Barstool Sports has turned into a Facebook troll’s obsession with the underprivileged and those that weren’t fed with with a silver spoon like him. I really love the asian cartoon porn advertisements though. He must be making a killing off those

    • NAMBLA Dude
      October 25, 2016 at 3:57 pm

      Ah ha ha ha ha… You know… I don’t get the asian cartoon porn ads. They are targeted marketing ads. It uses cookies and search cache to target ads to the user. You must have a wonderful search/browsing history!! Loser!! Enjoy your porn perv!

      • Jack Mehoff
        October 25, 2016 at 4:48 pm

        ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Busted! How funny! All the knuckle shufflers bitching about the porn ads! Hilarious! Practice makes pervert!

  • Dom
    October 25, 2016 at 2:11 pm

    The last pic is a close up … she looks 35+

    How many years of drugs and alcohol does it take to make a 19 year old look that old with make up!

    • Jack Dawson
      October 25, 2016 at 4:27 pm

      That last pic is a “titanic pic”….you know, like you only see the tip of the iceberg with that puffy face and double chin. You may think she’s normal sized, but below the surface of that pic lurks 250-300 pounds of shipwrecking danger.

      • True Reality Speaks
        Mirror Mirror
        October 25, 2016 at 7:44 pm

        Funniest comment of the day.

  • Nikki
    October 25, 2016 at 2:00 pm

    Kelly doesn’t have kids. She is asking for a friend’s family. Kelly had a job and laid her own bills without struggle til a tragic 4 wheeling accident forced her to loose her job.

    • Goldmember
      October 25, 2016 at 2:02 pm

      I was extremely virile until I had an unfortunate smelting accident…

    • Mike
      October 25, 2016 at 3:04 pm

      Bitch, please….

      I was in a motorcycle accident … after flat lining twice, the docs were able to bring me back but had to put me in a medically induced coma for 55 days while i healed. When they woke me, I had to relearn how to walk as well as other simple tasks … like opening a bottle of water. I went to a rehab facility for two weeks and was then sent home and did in-home rehab for the next 6 weeks. I was back at work 2 months after i was released from the rehab facility.

      “Tragic 4-wheeling accident” Fuck you

      • Wabbitt
        October 25, 2016 at 3:09 pm

        Like a four wheeler can hold her fat ass.

      • Jack Mehoff
        October 25, 2016 at 4:43 pm

        Big difference between this ratchet and you, Mike: you have a sense of responsibility and a work ethic. I hope you’re doing well.

    • Bill
      October 25, 2016 at 3:14 pm

      By the way… the cost of that phone bill/data plan would feed you for a week each month… Got cable? Cancel that, another week, 2 if you have premium channels…


  • Kelley's Best friend Madeleine Tremblay (take the name down)
    October 25, 2016 at 1:51 pm

    You’re a pathetic low life, that bashes people over the computer! For one she has a brother who is 13 and a niece who is 1! Before, you start being a keyboard warrior; make sure you have your facts right! Grow the fuck up honestly! She has enough going on in life and you don’t need to add to it! YOU’RE A FUCKING LOSER! You’re life might not be the best, but that doesn’t mean take it out on others. If you see my comment Kelley I love you and got your back! Shit make her famous !

    • Billy the Kid
      October 25, 2016 at 2:00 pm

      “I’ll make you famous.” — Billy the Kid

      Fame isn’t always a good thing hoodrats.

  • Larry the Cable Guy
    October 25, 2016 at 1:51 pm

    $100 doesn’t buy as much Cheetos and Mountain Dew as it used to…

  • Maxito
    October 25, 2016 at 1:31 pm

    Fucking bum… We all want extra money. Get a job fat loser. Only words i believe out of her mouth is that she spent all her money on snacks.

  • Reality
    October 25, 2016 at 1:19 pm

    They’re all fucking worthless. This magenta-haired Ho lives with other “adults”, and not a single one of them can get a job? Plus the 13 year old? I had my first after school job at 13. Why do we keep enabling this generational poverty mindset? I swear to God this Country is going straight down the shitter. The movie “Idiocracy” was supposed to be a comedy, not a blueprint for the future!

    • Wabbitt
      October 25, 2016 at 3:08 pm

      But… Brawndo has electrolytes! It’s got what plants crave!

      • Kenny Powers
        Kenny Powers
        October 25, 2016 at 3:55 pm

        How does this get down voted, if you don’t know that Brawndo has electrolytes, you are missing a great movie. Unfortunately that movie is now becoming reality. Although I would love to have President Camacho as our President in 2017. CAMACHO in 2017, I just got an idea for a bumper sticker…..who wants one.

      • President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
        October 25, 2016 at 4:05 pm

        The Thirst Mutilator!!

        • Kenny Powers
          Kenny Powers
          October 25, 2016 at 9:59 pm

          I just gave President Camacho a write in vote in the Worcester early election.

    • Idiocracy
      October 25, 2016 at 3:45 pm

      lol I think it was both. Sadly coming to fruition earlier than movie predicted.

      Ah well…..it’s all entertainment at this point. 🙂

  • bigdaddy
    October 25, 2016 at 1:09 pm

    3 adults and and how many actually have jobs?

    • Marc
      October 25, 2016 at 1:13 pm

      I’ll take “Numbers that begin and end with zero”, Alex.

  • October 25, 2016 at 1:05 pm

    “We are the only country on earth where the poorest people are more often than not the heaviest.” Actually there is a direct link between poverty/low income and obesity

    • Bob Raget
      October 25, 2016 at 1:30 pm

      That would actually require some research and thought on the part of the post author. Both of which are in very short supply in these parts… who’s got time for journalism when there’s people to humiliate!

      And TBS wonders why the blog is becoming a ghost town…

    • Emily
      October 25, 2016 at 2:12 pm

      Exactly. Any idea what healthy food costs for just 1 week? Some of us don’t have an extra $25- to $50- a week to eat just fresh fruit and vegetables as the guidelines suggest. Sorry just my opinion

      • Bill
        October 25, 2016 at 4:29 pm

        Wrong. A bag of carrots is like $3 for 5 lbs… 10lbs of potatoes for $3… Boneless skinless chicken breast is $1.99/lb on sale this week… Pork Chops are $1.69/lb… Certified Angus Top Round London Broil steak is $2.99/lb… Apples are .99/lb… Pears are .99/lb…

        Grab a circular… buy on sale… (I’m getting these prices right out of a current sales circular.)

        • Hey Emily
          October 25, 2016 at 7:57 pm

          Boom roasted you fat fuck

        • BobnMic
          October 26, 2016 at 1:13 am

          Three 30 pack of Miller lites 19 and change per pack, fucking 4 Korbel Bruts 12 and change per bottle, 2 or 3 liters of Stoli or Absolut Vodka maybe 40 plus and change. Fucking chips or nachos 8.99 per bag.

          Fuck food. Real food. This babe has no priorities.

          You only have to do this 3 times per week.

          Hangovers = free.

        • Independent Thinker
          October 28, 2016 at 7:22 am

          Excellent point. One can eat quite well at a reasonable price if they avoid pre-packaged food. If you marinate a London Broil, you will find that it is one of the best tasting steaks. And if you save the chicken bones you can make a delicious soup on a cold winter day which tastes great if you add fresh vegetables or dried beans (soak them the night before). And if you really want to eat great, plant a garden in the summer. But that takes a little bit of work, which a lot of these people do not want to do.

          Progressive thinking tells us that if you give poor people money, they will no longer be poor, but many of them are poor because they do not know how to manage money or to even manage their own lives. Bringing a baby into this world when you can’t even take care of yourself is a prime example.

      • PSA time
        October 26, 2016 at 1:01 am

        She said she blew the money on “snacks,” among other things.
        Anyone remember when temporary assistance was supposed to be temporary?
        Not to pick on her, but from her current appearance (whacked out hair color, bad skin) I suspect she’s feeding more than a snack habit. If she’s not, maybe lose that kool-aid gangsta hair and increase the odds of getting a better paying job.

      • PSA time
        October 26, 2016 at 1:02 am

        One word – Aldi.

      • Too tall Ed
        October 26, 2016 at 7:44 am

        So onto the Hostess family!

    • Justice
      October 25, 2016 at 8:05 pm

      Yes there is, Bob. Good comment.

  • Spankster
    October 25, 2016 at 1:04 pm

    Joe posts at 12:45. Jane posts at 12:49. Hmmm, Smells like the wind is blowing from Spencer

    • joe
      October 25, 2016 at 1:16 pm

      why would i put my name out there when the author humiliates anyone who questions his ideas?

      • Joes dick
        October 25, 2016 at 1:32 pm

        Joe can you stroke me too

      • Dom
        October 25, 2016 at 2:14 pm

        Because if you are not trash, you should have nothing to hide.

  • Reddog
    October 25, 2016 at 1:03 pm

    Please move back to Worcester, and beg on the intersection at Tatnuck by the banks. I know of a woman in that area that will be more than happy to help you.

    • Too tall Ed
      October 26, 2016 at 7:42 am

      No tracy won’t.

  • Jane
    October 25, 2016 at 12:49 pm

    I went to high school with her and she doesn’t have any kids so she must’ve been asking for her family… who she lives with

    • LLC
      October 25, 2016 at 5:38 pm

      3 ADULTS shouldn’t be asking (begging) for ANYTHING!

  • joe
    October 25, 2016 at 12:45 pm

    Hey Turtleidiot She never said either of the kids were hers. The 13yr old could be a sibling and the 1yr old could be her kid and they all live with her parents. Just saying you are very quick to jump all over everyone and you clearly could be very wrong. I don’t know her and I dont plan on giving her anything. Must be a slow day on facebook. I remember when you wrote good stuff.

    • Vj
      October 25, 2016 at 2:46 pm

      Obviously the child isn’t hers, the point is, fuck her and fuck her parents! Go buy your own food or fucking starve to death. Get a job or get down on Main St and start sucking dicks, like any other respectable piece of human garbage.

    • AJ
      October 25, 2016 at 8:26 pm

      What a piece of shit. She’s living the dream, “suma cum loser” at YOU Inc, 24/7 postings, IPhone, and begging for money. Everything about this scumbag is taxpayer funded.

      The rest of us worked all day, and have to get up and do it again tomorrow. Only to pay for the gutter rats she represents.

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