Springfield Culo Grenade Threatens To Bash Teacher’s Head Into Locker After Her Out Of Control 6th Grader Said The Teacher Slammed Her Head Into A Locker
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WWLP: A Springfield middle school student is accusing a teacher of pushing her into a set of lockers where she hit her head. The sixth grader told 22News she went to the hospital last Friday after a physical altercation with a teacher. Van Sickle Middle School sixth grader Sede Reimao said she asked a teacher if she could take a break last Friday, when the encounter turned into a physical altercation.
“She pushed me, grabbed my backpack, broke my backpack, she pushed my head against the lockers and hit my head against the wall,” Reimao told 22News.
Springfield Public Schools confirmed they are investigating allegations made against a teacher at Van Sickle, but they couldn’t say if that teacher was in school on Monday. 22News spoke with the student and her mother outside of Springfield Police Headquarters, where they said they planned to speak with police. The police department referred 22News to the school district. Springfield Public Schools spokeswoman Azell Cavaan told 22News their investigation will likely involve interviews with the people involved as well as witnesses, and a review of any available security camera footage. Reimao’s mother said she’s upset to think her daughter might not be safe at school.
“Dropping your kid off you’re thinking my kid is safe, she’s there to learn, to get the stuff that is going to help her later in life,” Lucilene Reimao told 22News. “But to realize that you know your kids can get hurt in school is very scary.”
The school district said they could not give a timeline on when their investigation would be concluded.
Oh yea, I’m sure that’s how it went down. That’s how life works in sixth grade. You ask the teacher for a “break,” they say no, then they kick the shit out of you and slam your head into a locker for no reason. Teachers be gangsta like that!! Clearly this student was badly wounded as well:
First of all, this is obviously a lie. I don’t even need to do any background research (but I will) to know that. If a kid had their head slammed into a locker by a teacher a million kids would’ve recorded it, the teacher would’ve been arrested, and the school would announce that they were put on leave. Oh, and any mother who exposes their sixth grade daughter to the media like this is obviously a degenerate who lets their kid get away with murder.
Then there’s the fact that the student admittedly “asked for a break.” I remember asking my teachers for a break one time. It was called recess, lunch, study hall, gym class, and Jack the Shot Foley’s class (don’t even know what subject he taught) at 7:30 AM in which he allowed you to sleep two days out of five, but never any more than that.
My initial reactions were confirmed the second I went to WWLP’s Facebook page and saw Mom running ratchet rampant. First she made the wise decision to announce that this was her child:
Yea, how dare we wait for both sides of the story to be told!! She knows what she’s talking about because she heard a second hand story from her bratty, out of control kid. Plus she has “meet with the principal” so please “safe” your opinion!!
First thing you see on this snatchimal’s Facebook page is this:
Guilty. You identify as a “bad girl” and accentuate it with a 100 emoji. I don’t even need to see anything else, but I will anyway. Because I know it will be magical.
Ya know you’re a ratchet when you literally have used every single dog filter that has ever existed on Facebook:
If you’re a Mom who uses the dog filter, there’s a 95% chance you will one day end up being featured on Turtleboy Sports. FAX!!
I also generally don’t trust people who don’t bend the brim of their hats, especially when those hats only say “DOPE”:
If you’re a Mom and you take mirror selfies that accentuate your ass like it’s getting ready for hoodrat baby gravy target practice
I don’t believe anything you have to say.
If you use a Facebook filter that says, “Dope since birth”
I can never, ever trust you.
If you post pictures of yourself riding around smoking blunts, even though I’m totally cool with bone rides
then you’re a full blown ratchet. We all like bone rides, but you have to be a slugrake extraordinaire to post pictures of it on Facebook.
Then there’s how this culo grenade dresses when she goes to the finest public state beaches the 413 has to offer…..
Would….if she wasn’t a ratchet whose lady parts looked like day old Sloppy Joe’s. But yea, if you’re a mother who is getting dressed to go to a public beach full of children and you say to yourself, “Feels like a thong day,” I will never, ever believe anything you have to say. Ever.
If you post one sentence diatribes like this on Facebook:
You’re probably a huge ratchet. Then again, this broad’s probably been pregnant so many times she wouldn’t know what a period is if it hit her in the culo. But yea, I’m sure this chick right here is really concerned about the Disney Channel exposing her daughter to sex at an early age:
Then there’s the fact that she seems to be promoting violence on her Facebook page:
I’m sure her poor daughter got her head slammed in to a locker by a teacher for no reason though. Definitely.
She had her supporters too, and Lucilene Reimao (Mom’s real name) claimed that if she was there she would’ve been the one smashing the teachers head into a locker:
Obviously you can tell she’s in the right because she has baby making machine supporters like Keisha Marie:
And since a child made a baseless claim that’s been corroborated by nobody, it surely MUST be true:
And if you don’t believe her, well, you should just shut up stupid!!
She also told other parents that their children look “retarded”
And if you don’t believe culo grenade’s story, you’re a racist too:
Yea, your kid wasn’t in the ER. That’s just a bold faced lie. Your daughter is clearly fine. But hey, when all else fails just play the race card, amirite?
Some suggested the likely possibility that the child is out of control because she was raised by a wild assblaster:
Not sure what “shut up yo dag ya people” means, but I’m sure it makes perfect sense to her in Ratchetese.
Nevertheless she had her fair share of mindless idiots who believed her because they identify with section 8 teen Moms from the first of the month fan club:
“I have 3 school aged children and 1 college aged student.” Says this woman:
Yea, that looks about right for a mother of a kid who she claims is in college. That about sums it up.
But hey, her out of control children once told her, “Mom, she is nice in front of the parents but she is very mean in class.” Therefore this story is believable. Because heaven forbid an adult be “mean” to your child by doing something you’d never dream of doing – holding them accountable for their work and behavior.
Then there’s the fact that her family photos are all done in duckface:
Oh, and when you’re getting the pipe from a chinstrapsupial who looks like he spends two hours getting touched at the local barbershop three times a week
You’ve permanently disqualified yourself from ever being taken seriously.
Here’s another supporter:
Your name is Sapphire. Sapphire D. Best. It’s a miracle you’re not in porn yet. But yea, I’m sure your child was an unfortunate victim of teacher brutality too.
This is yet another example of why teachers are so underappreciated. Whoever this 6th grade teacher is now has to go through a bunch of bullshit to clear their name because the schools take complaints from velociratchets like this seriously, even though she’s clearly making it up. Do you think this kid has any respect for the teacher in class when she’s being raised by a culo grenade like this? When the kid fails a test, who do you think gets blamed? Hint – not the student and not the mother. Meanwhile this teacher could’ve easily tried to get a job in Longmeadow or Agawam, where the population generally isn’t raised by wolves and was taught to respect adults. But instead they decided to teach in Springfield, where they can make a difference like Michelle Pfeifer did back in the 90’s. We should be supporting these teachers, or else they’ll all leave. Here’s an idea Mom, maybe you should apply to become a teacher so you can show us all how easy it is.