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The thing I can’t stand about the Worcester hippies is that they’re not even good at being hippies. The Kelley Square 4 having been bitching and whining about paying a $150 fine for months now. Meanwhile the 15 Springfield protesters who shut down a major intersection and were arrested for it have been redefining the protest game. They even made their own 18 minute documentary. It’s fascinating hippie watching:
See, that’s how you protest right there. Unlike the Worcester hippies who only “shut it down for 4.5 minutes, these guys and gals made an afternoon of it. They had organization. They figured transportation out. They set up a decoy protest to throw off the fuzz. It was predetermined who would be arrested. Everything they did was superior. Plus their protest signs were a million times better:
Plus they had one lady out there on crutches:
Even the cops were amused with their bullshit:
They do kind of have an unfair advantage though. I mean, Western MA is hippie haven. It’s why 9 of the Top 10 hippie towns in Mass were out there.
Anyway they had some type of court hearing today for this, and unlike the Worcester hippies who stuffed their faces with donuts outside the courthouse:
The Springfield protesters actually had a black power protest outside the courthouse and they’re going down swinging. Basically they stood outside the courthouse and chanted: “You can’t stop the revolution, black power is the solution,” and “hey, hey, ho, ho, these killer cops have got to go.” They also tossed in “Back up, back up, we want freedom, freedom. All these racist [expletive] cops, we don’t need em, need em.”
LOL. The best part was watching the white hippies from Franklin County stand there awkwardly in silence during the black power part:
So, like, are we supposed to say that part? Or do we just clap? And where do I put my Arizona Iced Tea?
And like I said before, these people are actually enjoying the court experience:
You go girl!!! You are really making a difference out there!!!
Contrast that with the Worcester hippies like Orange Julius Jones who basically said he’s surrendering because the white woman who owns the apartment he’s squatting in is making him pay rent:
A man who is so afraid of paying a $150 fine that he whines about Turtle Bigot running the City Council:
Meanwhile in Springfield, check out these sweet dance moves:
Show me a Worcester hippie that can boogie down like that. You can’t. Kevin Ksen can’t dance. All he does is drive that rape van around and get votes for Sarai and Joe Petty. BOR-ING.
I dunno, I just feel like we shouldn’t be losing to Springfield in anything. I mean, it’s Springfield. Nuff said. But we don’t have any protesters that like this angry cat lady:
Glorious. She showed them!!!
And when our hippies get arrested all they do is cry about how video evidence isn’t admissible in court. Meanwhile when these oompa-loompas are yelling “FTP – fuck the police” on their way into the paddywagon.
Hey RBG – those girls would eat you for lunch, poop you out in 20 minutes, and eat Boom-Boom Conner for desert. You wouldn’t last five minutes in the Springfield protest game. That’s why you live in Worcester. Because Worcester protesters are bootleg, fake protesters, who couldn’t hack it in Springfield.
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