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Springfield Ratchet Brigade Busts Into Middle School Classroom, Threatens To Fuck Up Students, Laughs At Cops, Assaults Teachers

More All-Star parenting coming out of Springfield as a group of ratchets laid siege to Forest Park Middle School.

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MassliveAfter shoving a teacher aside, a man barged into a Forest Park Middle School classroom last month to deliver a warning to students, police allege. “You keep on bothering my girl and I’m going to (obscenity) you up myself,” Edain Maysonet told about 25 eighth-graders on Nov. 15, according to the arrest report.


Three women followed Maysonet into the classroom and began yelling threats at the students, according to the report, which said the teacher attempted to shield her class from the adults. When Springfield Police Officer Juan Hernandez and an assistant principal arrived, the adults threatened them too, the report said. “You could get (obscenity) up too,” one of the women told Hernandez, the report said.

Sounds like some top notch security they’ve got over there at Forest Park Middle School. Springfield is so ghettolicious it hurts. Picture sitting in that classroom as a 13 year old, trying to get your learn on. All of a sudden the neighborhood coke dealer busts into your class and is telling you he’s gonna whoop your ass if you don’t stop talking shit about his daughter. Which one is his daughter? Who knows. But this guy is gonna fuck you up regardless. Soooo….how do you go back to learning math after something like that happens? 

The officer radioed for help and eventually pushed the adults into the hallway, the report said. Told they were under arrest, the adults “just laughed and continued to threaten me, the teacher and the students,” Hernandez wrote.

There’s nothing more ratchet then laughing at a police officer who just said he’s going to arrest you. As if you’re the least bit deterred by the prospect of another day in court. 

As more police arrived, the adults began to leave. All four were arrested outside as they walked toward a parked car, the report said. Maysonet, 38, of Springfield, was charged with assault and battery on a police officer, threatening to commit a crime and disturbing school in session. At his arraignment in Springfield District Court, he was released on $250 bail, the same figure he posted following his arrest at the police station.

Wait….what?? $250 bail? That’s all it costs to bust into a high school and threaten a classroom full of small children? 

Two others — Ecstacy Jusino, 20, and Dezsaray Crespo, 22, both of Springfield — were charged with disorderly conduct and disturbing school in session. Both pleaded not guilty and were released on same terms as Maysonet. Luz Santos, 36, of Springfield, was charged with disorderly conduct, threatening to commit a crime and disturbing school in session, according to the arrest report.

Ecstacy Jusino might be the ultimate trap queen name of all time. She’s a hot ticket too:


And she only dates fellow WINNERS


Then there’s Dezsaray Crespo. I swear to God the people who spit these human tax breaks out of their birth canals put more time into naming them then they do raising them. Because you can’t just name your kids Desiree. You have to add a little hoodrat twist to it. I’m surprised Dezsaray found the time to threaten a bunch of middle schoolers, teachers, and cops. After all, she does have a job at Starbucks


And she usually has a pretty busy schedule of taking selfies



Then again, she HATES bitches, which apparently includes 12 year olds, especially when they all up in her business!



And of course there’s nothing more hoodrat than the dog filter.


That and the 100 emoji basically guarantee that you’ll have multiple kids out of wedlock.

Finally there’s Luz Santos, who was apparently the enforcer.


She may only be 38 years old, but that’s at least 63 in Springfield years.

Clearly the student these winners were there to defend the honor of is going places in life. When you’re being raised by animals like this, who obviously value education and have run out of room in their apartments for all the books they own, you’re pretty much destined for the Ivy League school of your choice.

P.S. Remember all those idiots like Tracy Novick who didn’t want cops in schools because they thought it was racist? Incidents like this prove how wrong they were and how right we were.



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3 Comment(s)
  • hqyq
    December 4, 2016 at 12:17 pm

    Just imagine how many more articles like this you’ll be able to write after planned parenthood is defunded!

  • Reddog
    December 3, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    No shit

  • Turd Burglestein
    December 3, 2016 at 1:04 pm

    Luz Santos…you sure that’s a woman?

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