This is easily the laziest and most fucked up fake holiday GoFundMe I’ve ever seen.
“Toys for special needs children.”
I shit you not. And the explanation is even better.
“I am raising money for Toy’s to give special needs children.”
Translation – I’m a junkie using special needs kids to try to scam you out of your Christmas money.
A quick reverse image search shows that this lazy piece of shit stole a stock image that you can find by Googling “special needs kids.”
Here’s one site I found it on.
What makes it even worse is that by the looks of his Facebook page he’s got his own crotch fruit, who he most likely neglects.
Don’t worry though, he’s got plenty of money for weed.
Because….priorities.
And he’s posted before about being arrested.
What was his crime?
Oh, ya know, driving around Springfield with his shady African friends committing identity fraud and running up credit card bills while driving a UHaul truck rented under fraudulent pretenses.
Zachary Rosenberger, 25, was charged with third-degree larceny, conspiracy to commit the crime, and operating a motor vehicle without a license. Prats set Rosenberger’s bond at $2,500. He is being held in lieu of that bond at Hartford Correctional Center and is scheduled to return to court on Feb. 13.
According to the police report written by Officer Christopher Dufresne, events happened this way: On Jan. 21, at about 5 p.m., police received a call from Springfield Police to be on the look out for a U-Haul moving truck with Arizona license plates. The vehicle was reported stolen and involved in a hit and run accident. An officer spotted the U-Haul on Route 190 turning onto Route 159. Police then stopped the U-Haul at the BP gas station on South Road. The driver, later identified as Rosenberger, was taken into custody without incident.
Rosenberger told police that two men in the sports utility vehicle in front of the U-Haul were paying him to drive the U-Haul. He said he didn’t really know them but that he was told to follow them wherever they went. Police approached the SUV. The driver was not there, but officers spoke to the passenger — later identified as Awosika — who said he didn’t know anything about the U-Haul. The man said the driver of the SUV — later identified as Okorie — was inside the BP store and police went inside to bring him out.
Rosenberger told police a friend contacted him about potentially making some money. Rosenberger said yes, and that the plan was to go to Eastfield Mall and buy some cell phones. He said he picked up the U-Haul at an apartment complex and was instructed to follow the SUV around. The six store credit cards that were found in the SUV were inspected and it was discovered that when the cards were swiped, a different number came up than what was printed on the cards. It was determined that the U-Haul was rented through fraudulent means in Newport, Rhode Island. The photo of the person who rented the vehicle did not match Okorie, Awosika or Rosenberger.
Police contacted the man Awosika attempted to pretend to be and discovered that the man’s identity had been stolen in November 2016 and multiple department store cards were opened in his name. Awosika also used the man’s social security number.
Standard Springfield shithead behavior.
It’s one thing to use your own crotch fruits to scam people around the holidays, but using stock images of special needs to kids to fuel your habits makes you one of the most vile scum fucks I ever recall blogging about.
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37 Comment(s)
Someone should shave his goatee with an ax
Most intelligent thing ever said by this idiot: “Wow, I am like, so high right now!”
Someone please feed this lovely couple
antifreeze meatballs.
An obvious stock photo. How goddamn lazy do you have to be to not even attempt to make your own pic? And how fucking stupid do you have to be to not realize that’s a stock photo?
Anyone who uses an apostrophe in a plural word should be taken out and shot. Man, that shit fucking irks me.
In all seriousness, had he just come right and admitted, “I’m a lowlife from the dingleberry region of Massachusetts who wants a handout to buy weed, Jordans, and finish the coloring on my back tattoo” I would have thought hard about donating $20.
If cumrags had a face, it would be just like this polesmoker.
Translation – I’m a junkie using special needs kids to try to scam you out of your Christmas money.
I reckon Zach Rosenberger is trying to scam you out of your “Happy Holidays” money.
Zachary’s generosity and empathy for disadvantaged children swells the cockles of my heart. Happy Winter Holiday, Zachary.
So much courage and bravery in this GFM. Thoughts and prayers.
I wholeheartedly agree Dude. Happy Winter Holiday to you and yours.
I am going to be cruising the rest areas on the Pike tomorrow, looking for action. Myself and my mother, she works I90 East, I work I90 West.
I like Mexican men, but Brazilians are welcome too, and my mom, well she has a black thing.
Wear a red fire hat for faster service please.
I’m your huckleberry!
He needs to be fucked up the ass hard
You’re just the guy to do it – have fun Vinnie!
I will as soon as I take my cock out of your mother’s mouth
This isn’t that type of website, buttfucker
(((Rosenberger))) proves that even the smallest amount of chosen blood is still too much.
“ I’m raising money for toys to give to special needs children.”
Translation – He’s raising money for toys to give to SPRINGFIELD children… sorry I had to..
Shit on his moms face. Then piss on him.
Yeah I said it!
He posts the stupidest and weirdest shit on here. Him and the guy who posts about dead soldiers and cops should start a suicide pact
I never thought I would dislike somebody’s comments more than Ghost Cowboy, but this guy tops even him!
HAHA
A thick warm stream of bowel movement should do it! Followed by a few droplets of fecal dribblings. Smooth, smeared poops and crumbled logs rubbed into his mom’s face.
Then the urine! A sting, hot stream splashes his face. Sprayed with piss!
All I want for Christmas is a record number of junkie overdoses and spic deportations
Scumbag… and from my hometown too. Swingtown has gone to complete shit. Great job Unc!✌️
All GoFundMe/Patreon/Kickstarter campaigns are carnie scams and you’re a yokel if you donate.
Exactomundo Chip. Someone should investigate how many of these were scams, do the math and give a number of how much money total was given by complete morons. The mega communicate and shut these fuckers down…
Ghost Cowboy has rounded up a posse and have determined that all 3 of these bandits should hang for their law-breaking and being ne’er do wells. Hang ’em high while the special needs kids watch thus preventing them from becoming criminal special needs adults like these 3 hombres. Yee Haw howdy.
Suck a dick, ghost faggot.
Spic
Go fuck your mother in the mouth after she’s done fucking her mexican boyfriend
Wow, triggered much Vinnie? Slide down a banister a few times, feel better.
Lick my asshole you negroe lover
I got a hotel last month uncle turtle thought I was a woman I’m a passable transsexual except I have a penis when we arrived for fun I didn’t show him right away in fear of him being no longer interested he felt my bulge while we making out and dry Humping I felt his cocky throb rock hard so hot I wanna do again please uncle turtle it it’s only gay if u suck me
Keep exposing them!
1-877- KARS4YIDS
Somebody please shoot this guy. His piggish wife and his twisted little kids would be better off.