Spruce Moose Maine Mom With $4K GoFundMe For “Sick” Daughter Is Suing TB For Deformation, Says She Had 3 Kids Die In Car Accident But Won’t Say When Or Where
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Earlier today we published this blog about some spruce moose Maine mother with an alleged history of pretending her kids died of cancer, who was trying to guilt people into saving one of the few remaining children she has left. According to Steph Perry of Rumford, her 15 year old daughter has autoimmune thyroid disease, which is causing her to lose her hair, and she might die from it:
Well right after the blog was published she finally got back to us like these gutterslugs are prone to do. She apparently had not seen the blog yet, and was anxious to send us the GFM so we could donate:
And in order to guilt us into giving more money to her she told us that she had three children who were killed in a car accident last year, but she forgot to set up a GFM for that. So she was doing one this time around because she didn’t wanna end up with no kids, because no kids means it’s harder to run a GoFundMe scam:
Three children dying in a car accident would be huge news. If it happened in Maine we’d definitely remember it because it would’ve been covered by Boston based media. Of course we knew she was lying which is why we asked her for specifics about it – where was the accident, when was the accident, and what were the names of your imaginary children? Because we knew she’d either have to come up with a more elaborate lie that we’d be able to disprove with a simple Google search, or she’d start to get defensive and refuse to answer the question. Let’s see which route she took:
It was around this point in the conversation when she realized that she was already Turtleboy famous:
This of course was followed by the inevitable deformation lawsuit:
According to her we started a war by calling her out on her bullshit:
Uhoh!! Looks like Attorney Richard N. Vulva’s children will be going to college after all!! We anxiously await our date in Internet court with the spruce moose herself!!