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Spruce Moose Maine Mom With $4K GoFundMe For “Sick” Daughter Is Suing TB For Deformation, Says She Had 3 Kids Die In Car Accident But Won’t Say When Or Where

Spruce Moose Maine Mom With $4K GoFundMe For “Sick” Daughter Is Suing TB For Deformation, Says She Had 3 Kids Die In Car Accident But Won’t Say When Or Where

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Earlier today we published this blog about some spruce moose Maine mother with an alleged history of pretending her kids died of cancer, who was trying to guilt people into saving one of the few remaining children she has left. According to Steph Perry of Rumford, her 15 year old daughter has autoimmune thyroid disease, which is causing her to lose her hair, and she might die from it:

Well right after the blog was published she finally got back to us like these gutterslugs are prone to do. She apparently had not seen the blog yet, and was anxious to send us the GFM so we could donate:

And in order to guilt us into giving more money to her she told us that she had three children who were killed in a car accident last year, but she forgot to set up a GFM for that. So she was doing one this time around because she didn’t wanna end up with no kids, because no kids means it’s harder to run a GoFundMe scam:

Three children dying in a car accident would be huge news. If it happened in Maine we’d definitely remember it because it would’ve been covered by Boston based media. Of course we knew she was lying which is why we asked her for specifics about it – where was the accident, when was the accident, and what were the names of your imaginary children? Because we knew she’d either have to come up with a more elaborate lie that we’d be able to disprove with a simple Google search, or she’d start to get defensive and refuse to answer the question. Let’s see which route she took:

It was around this point in the conversation when she realized that she was already Turtleboy famous:

This of course was followed by the inevitable deformation lawsuit:

According to her we started a war by calling her out on her bullshit:

Uhoh!! Looks like Attorney Richard N. Vulva’s children will be going to college after all!! We anxiously await our date in Internet court with the spruce moose herself!!

5 Comment(s)
  • ethyl
    November 28, 2017 at 12:40 pm

    Looks like another lazy scam artist at work. The lies are all very familiar! This Grundle Queen denies wrong-doing but offer no proof. Who does that? The guilty. The liars. The scummy people who can’t earn money legitimately and instead start ‘GO FUND ME’ pages, hoping that people will blindly donate without checking facts. She deserves a miserable, shameful holiday season, with coal in her stocking and a knowing that her tiny, coal-lump of a heart will stay shriveled and shrink even smaller under the pressure of all her lies, deception and unlovable personality,.

  • Johnny Rocket
    November 27, 2017 at 5:18 pm

    Anyone know of this crap is actually legal ? Isn’t this fraud ? I mean shoot I would be in jail if I screwed customers by lying like that for money ! No ??

  • TJB
    November 27, 2017 at 4:21 pm

    Thanks, TB for doing a great job exposing these GFM douchebag’s. If it’s a legitimate need, no one would be upset by providing more information….in fact the truth may encourage more responses. To those who donated to the quarter theft of the century; please follow the Turtle….if the answer for requesting more info pisses off the subject… something stinks.

  • Ttys
    November 27, 2017 at 2:41 pm

    The only piece of shit is any mother that would lie about three of her children dying. Then playing this life threatening autoimmune disease which is either Graves’ disease cause of her levels (which are a record high) or she has hashimoto’s. This kid isn’t going to die. It’s very common to have a thyroid condition. If her levels were in the 200’s she would be in a “thyroid storm” and be in the hospital on the verge of death. That kid has plenty of hair too! That little bald area is just from pulling it back too tight and most likely from sleeping on that side of her head. These fake gofundme scams have got to be stopped. You guys are so good at really getting to the bottom of shit and uncovering the truth. Thank you

  • Melissa Horstman
    November 27, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    Dude… don’t say your kid has cancer… say your DOG has cancer! And you were robbed. That’s the cherry on top. People give WAY more money for a poor pooch than some grimey rugrat.

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