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I’ve been saying it for about three or four years now, but UMass basketball yahoos just can’t come to grips with it – Derek Kellogg is an AWFUL coach and he should be fired. I would literally kill a man for UMass basketball. I want nothing more than to see them get back to the Marcus Camby glory days. But this 7-7 abortion of a basketball team is a disgrace this season. What I just had to sit through in a 69-55 home loss to St. Bonaventure in the Atlantic 10 opener for both teams was a disgrace to humanity. UMass will never, ever be relevant with this man at the helm:
One of the many, many St. Bonaventure fans who is trolling us right now on Twitter hit the nail on the head when he said this:
— Terence (@Pettyta77) January 3, 2015
He is 100% right. I’ve been going after Kellogg’s insane hair gel for years. If this guy put half the time into game planning and learning how to coach as he did to gelling up his hair we might be a decent basketball team. But instead so far this season UMass has lost
- by 22 to LSU
- by 20 to Providence
- by 9 at home to Florida Gulf Coast
- by 15 at home to St. Bonaventure
- by 13 to Notre Dame
Not even close. 100% emasculation like you read about. On UMasshoops.com it seems like people are FINALLY starting to realize that Kellogg sucks. We’ve been saying it for years and all we ever hear in response is nonsense about three straight 20 win seasons, and the fact that he’s not gonna ditch the program like Calipari and Travis Ford did. You know why that is? Because no one wants him. He just led this team back to the NCAA tournament last year and NO ONE tried to poach him from us.
Coaches need a fire to them to motivate the kids they coach. Kellogg never, ever gets in these guys’ faces. Instead he spends most of the game running up and down the floor yelling at the refs. Newsflash – the refs don’t matter when you’re losing by 20. I want coaches that do this to their players when they suck:
You can just feel the anger and disappointment. Instead we have a coach with five million assistants and too much hair gel who can’t coach his way out of a paper bag.
For those of you who are new to the blog the original Turtleboy Sports trolls aren’t Ferguson protesters, or Apple Daddy, or Big E lover, or Bills fans. Nope, the original instigators were St. Bonaventure fans. They actually trademarked the term “fuck boi” and bombarded us with magnificent hateful comments last year around this time. I had no idea this school, whose colors are yellow, white, and poop, even had fans until last year. It turns out they’re some of the most vile you will ever see.
A lot of these wonderful degenerates happen to be Bills fans too because St. Bonaventure is pretty much in Buffalo. Yea, I know Olean is like an hour and half away, but no one gives a shit because it’s all just one gigantic Buffalo cesspool in upstate New York. I haven’t heard from these people because they hibernate in their poop colored school until UMass appears on the schedule.
And today they made their triumphant return to Turtleboy Sports by rightfully emasculating me on the Twitter machine in a manner which is so St. Bonaventure it hurts:
@TurtleBoySports favorite day of the year. U queers vs bonas.
— Ryan Cooke (@ryanmattycooke) January 3, 2015
Boom. Roasted. I am so gay.
— Broseph (@JHknight25) January 3, 2015
— SBU SPARK MAN™ (@SBUSPARKMAN) January 3, 2015
@TurtleBoySports hey, wanna fight in Brooklyn this year?
— D-How (@TheDHowSpecial) January 3, 2015
Not really. You people frighten me!!
— Koop Lab Problems (@Kooped_Up) January 3, 2015
@TurtleBoySports hey fuck boi, hope you're in hell.
— Dan Devine (@coachybear) January 3, 2015
Yes, they called me a fuck boi!!! You know you’ve pretty much hit rock bottom when you’re being trolled by this guy:
The worst part is he’s 100% right. I have no comeback. We really, really suck.
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