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Stand Your Ground Laws Enable Grown Men With Guns To Be Huge Pussies

Joe McKnight wasn’t shot because he was black. He was shot because Ronald Gasser is a pussy.

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Former USC and New York Jet Joe McKnight was shot and killed in a road rage incident in New Orleans on Thursday. The guy who killed him is named Ronald Gasser.



Southern California running back Joe McKnight, center, runs the ball in for a touchdown as Notre Dame linebacker Maurice Crum, left, and Notre Dame cornerback Robert Blanton give chase during the first half of their NCAA college football game, Saturday, Nov. 29, 2008, in Los Angeles.  (AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill)

Initial reports from “witnesses” indicated that Gasser shot McKnight while he was attempting to apologize:

A witness, who declined to give her name, said she was leaving a store in the area when she saw a man at the intersection yelling at another man, who was trying to apologize. The man who was yelling shot the other man more than once, she said.

She also said that he stood over McKnight’s body after he shot him:

She said the shooter shot the man, stood over him and said “I told you don’t you f— with me.” Then he fired again, she said.

So when Jefferson Parish Sheriff Newell Normand announced today that Gasser was not being arrested and was released from police custody, Americans everywhere immediately reached their own conclusions that Joe McKnight’s life didn’t matter. Ya know, because he was black:


Obviously when you hear something like this your first reaction is to be like, “what the fuck?” If you’re down with the black lives matter gypsies then you’re likely to jump to the same conclusion Shuan King did without any knowledge of what actually transpired. But the problem is that the mystery lady who spoke with the press was lying:

“Sheriff Normand added that the shooter, Ronald Gasser, did not stand over McKnight. Gasser, according to Sheriff Normand, was in his car when the shots were fired. The shell casings, Normand said, were in the car. Also, Sheriff Normand said there is no video of the shooting, and no witness account of any “apology” being made by McKnight to Gasser.”

Obviously that matters, especially in a state with a “stand your ground” law, that gives people the ability to defend themselves from carjackers. Doesn’t mean it’s justified, but it does show how blindly people will immediately believe the first thing they hear, simply because it fits their narrative.


With that being said, these “stand your ground” laws are the pussiest shit I’ve ever seen. George Zimmerman was a HUGE pussy too. That’s why we were team Travyon. Because George Zimmerman stalked a kid who was doing nothing wrong, snuck up on him, got his ass beat, and then shot him because his fat ass lost the fight. Please, don’t defend these laws, because it makes you look like a naniburger too. Don’t get me wrong, the mere fact that Joe McKnight was out of his car was a poor decision on his part. Anyone who gets out of their car first during a road rage incident is the aggressor.

But Joe McKnight didn’t have a gun. He didn’t flash a gun. He didn’t say he had a gun. And Ronald Gasser shot him anyway, simply because this pussy ass law gave him the right to. If you honestly feel that you “fear for your life” because a guy is standing outside of your car, then you’re no different than all these Hampshire College snowflakes who allegedly feared for their lives during the American flag rally last weekend. If you have a beef with a guy outside of your car, then be a man, get out of the car, and kick his ass. Shooting someone from your driver’s seat just makes you a bitch.

Oh yea, and the Louisiana law specifically deals with carjackings, which are apparently a common thing down there. But here’s my question – how could Ronald Gasser have possibly thought he was getting carjacked when Joe McKnight’s running Audi was sitting next to his Infiniti at the traffic light?


Who drives their to a carjacking? Doesn’t the fact that he’s driving a car rule out any possibility that he was about to carjack Ronald Gasser? Let’s suppose he did carjack Ronald Gasser’s car. Couldn’t Ronald Gasser just take Joe McKnight’s car after he left with his Infiniti? How does that make any sense?

These laws are just so vague and give way too much leeway to the shooters. Who’s to say what is a reasonable reason to “fear for your life?” If all it takes to legally shoot someone is your word that you did indeed “fear for your life” then you’ve got a shitty law on your hands. I mean, who gets to determine whether or not the shooter was actually scared or “feared” for his life? As we’ve seen with SJW’s, those words are thrown around so much that they’ve lost their meaning.

Anyway, I’m sure there’s a lot more to this story. Maybe Joe McKnight did some crazy fucked up shit that we don’t know about. But I just can’t imagine what could possibly necessitate a human being to shoot another human being in this situation, especially in broad daylight at a traffic light. Regardless, this will inevitable turn into another “black lives matter” bullshit, that has nothing to do with black lives not mattering. It has to do with shitty laws that enable pussies to say they’re scared.


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30 Comment(s)
  • Turd Burglestein
    December 5, 2016 at 7:27 pm

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you Fiesty !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Turd Burglestein
    December 5, 2016 at 7:26 pm

    In my opinion both of these dooshenozzles are pussies. They should go on a blog, single out a stranger and rag on them relentlessly. Fight from behind a keyboard I say if you want to be a real tough guy like me!

  • White Turtle Rider
    December 4, 2016 at 11:32 am

    FYI, TurtleBoy has been deleting more than a few conservative-leaning republican posts over the past few days. Several of mine as well. Welcome to the New World Liberal Order.

    • White Pride White Power
      December 4, 2016 at 9:26 pm

      Love that a site will endorse Trump, then censor his supporters.

  • Publius
    December 3, 2016 at 8:01 pm

    Much more to the story which is why no arrest.

  • Dipshit king
    December 3, 2016 at 6:02 pm

    Shaun King needs to shut the fuck up.

  • Kangaroo Court ?
    December 3, 2016 at 4:12 pm

    Let the investigation sort it out. One witness does not make him guilty or innocent. It takes a lot of time and investigative work. Then it’s court time, let the jury decide.

  • Turd Burglestein
    December 3, 2016 at 12:47 pm

    Hey Tardleboi…riddle me this shit. You’re down on the ground being overpowered by a pavement ape who has started to bash your head repeatedly into the concrete sidewalk. You don’t know this crazed fucker, but you have a gun. So do you just hope this fucker getsvtired of bashing your skull in before you die or do you defend yourself?

    Fucking dumbass liberal turtleboi.

    And fuck you fake burglestein.

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      December 3, 2016 at 1:29 pm

      Funny how the fake impersonator commenters are always liberal, huh?

    • Turd Burglestein
      December 4, 2016 at 9:38 pm

      Awww poor baby Turd didn’t mommy breast feed you?

      • Turd Burglestein
        December 5, 2016 at 7:19 pm

        Awww poor baby. Did your 2 gay dads give you DNA slurpees from their shit covered dicks after buttfucking you relentlessly? Is that why you come here and try to impersonate a piece of shit? I don’t know who’s a sadder sack…you or BobnMic.

  • Turd Burglestein
    December 3, 2016 at 11:47 am

    I have to agree with TB on this one. That guy was a total pussy for shooting the guy. He should have stepped out of his car and fucked that other guy up with some fly Kung FU kicks and a Judo chop. There was no need to use a gun.

  • True Reality Speaks
    True Reality Speaks
    December 3, 2016 at 11:18 am

    Lib TB strikes again.

    So much fail in this blog. As another commenter posted – this blog could have been written by Clive or OB (except for calling out BLM race baiting). Disappointed in the liberal trolling in the article.

  • Gronkmonster
    December 3, 2016 at 10:47 am

    We know TBS was looking for writers but I had no idea you would except Clive Mcreverseracist as one

    So let me get this strait..When you think you are being carjacked the first thing you should do is check to see if the person drove up in a nice car..Because no one attempts a car jacking when they drove up in a nice car..TBS gold right there

    To say you would have no fear as an Ex NFL player was punching your window is strait up bullshit..You piss yourself when one of Worcesters finest pan handlers walk up to your window

    Let your inner snow flake shine through and just admit that if this was two black guys or two white guys shooting each other you would give two shits about it

  • Jack Mehoff
    December 3, 2016 at 10:43 am

    New Orleans is a Progressive Paradise. Virtually everyone dependent on Government assistance, the worst public corruption imaginable and rampant drug use. The few decent citizens and tourists who try to survive there have to arm themselves because the Police have their hands tied by Social Justice Shitbags like you TB. You have no clue exactly what happened and are probably so ignorant and biased you couldn’t comprehend the Police report if you saw it. We have a Legal system that works, let it and keep your twisted opinions inside your little pea brain.

  • Chris From Georgia
    December 3, 2016 at 10:36 am

    TB you’re acting like the Liberal Main Stream Media, jumping to conclusions before you know ALL of the facts! Same thing happened in Ferguson, MO and the same thing happened in the Trayvon Martin case.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    December 3, 2016 at 8:40 am

    Liberal TB strikes again. Stay in Massachusetts, it’s better suited for pansies.

    • Talisman
      December 3, 2016 at 10:15 am

      If people live in a shithole that is a gun free zone long enough, and follow the law, they will eventually become a victim of those that don’t.

  • Jj
    December 3, 2016 at 8:14 am

    I disagree with turtleboy, scare someone at your own Peril. If Carjacking is so Common down there the per should have used some common sense and stayed in his car. So what that his car was next to them Defenders, how could could he have known it was his car,it could have easily been an armed robber fleeing a crime and dumping a car…

    • Talisman
      December 3, 2016 at 9:22 am

      Indeed. Having been New Orleans many times, it’s more than a little dangerous. Not enough details being released about the nature of this confrontation, but if LE released him, they obviously either have evidence of self defense, or are working to prove otherwise and don’t have enough evidence to prove different. Not surprised a “witness” lied to put whitey in jail, reparations/revenge ya know. But of course, not of that matters to cracker Shyawn King.
      Whoever this calling people pussy for defending themselves just goes to show that they’ve never stared down the barrel of a gun. I have, and luckily wasn’t shot. Cops couldn’t catch him and about a week later, the nut case shot up my girlfriend’s car and was finally arrested. Needless to say, that’s when my interest in handguns began.

      • Talisman
        December 3, 2016 at 9:24 am

        None of that….fucking autospell

    • kalllo
      December 3, 2016 at 12:44 pm

      How do you know the guy with the gun wasn’t following the deceased instead? They ended up in a “bad” neighborhood did they not.

  • Brendan Rys
    December 3, 2016 at 8:11 am

    Stand your ground laws were intended for homeowners to defend their property by not having to attempt to retreat – not sure when they started being used for these type cases. In any case, SYG or not, we don’t know what happened at that intersection. Until you are in a situation like that where you need to make a split second decision involving life and death, you don’t know how you’ll react.

  • December 3, 2016 at 6:46 am

    Turtle boy is a pussy
    Unblock me and I’ll kick your ass

  • PG
    December 3, 2016 at 2:59 am


  • hoodrat
    December 3, 2016 at 1:37 am

    Shots fired near May and Pleasant. I’m thinking it was these two hood rats. Because Turtleboy knows where the hoodrats come out to play.

    Shit. Give me a break.

    • Reddog
      December 3, 2016 at 9:30 pm

      Shot spotter does

  • Reddog
    December 3, 2016 at 12:42 am

    I dunno TB, if I had some jacked big ass black dude yelling in my window at me,that had a haircut like that,,,,I’d probably shoot him if I could too. He looks like a hood rat,and hood rats will shoot you over a dollar in your wallet. Self preservation man. To bad so sad.

    • White Pride White Power
      December 3, 2016 at 11:22 am

      Amen. Open fire.

    • your new best friend
      December 4, 2016 at 12:21 pm


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