State Senate Candidate Tom Merolli’s “Girlfriend” Kristen Auclair Who He Got Caught With By Police At 1 AM In Southbridge Junkie Park Already Has A Boyfriend, He’s The The Head OF Town Democratic Committee, And He Pulled Merolli’s Endorsement And Resigned

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Last week we published this blog after State Senate candidate Tom Merolli was briefly detained by the Southbridge Police for trespassing at a park known for drug activity at 1 AM, along with Southbridge Town Councilor Kristen Auclair.

Candidate Merolli did comment on our page underneath the story in an attempt to clear his good name:

Some of his supporters were VERY upset that we found it newsworthy that a candidate for State Senate was handcuffed and detained by police in a town he is running for office in.


Look, I have no problem with two consenting adults getting their swerve on. But you might wanna do it with a place that has a roof on it, and try not violating the law while doing so.

Oh, and you’re not elected yet dude, you don’t have to lie. No one believes you took a “long walk to talk about life and the future” in a dark drug park in Southbridge, at 1 AM, well after the park was closed to the public. You were there for some push-push. You got caught. Not the end of the world. Just own it.

Well, this story gets a little juicer.

Evidently Kristen Auclair has had a boyfriend for the last five years named Demetri Kasperson. So this was obviously news to him, and he wasn’t very pleased about it. Demetri just so happens to run the Southbridge Democratic Town Committee and responded by posting this:

Yup. The democratic committee of Southbridge is rescinding their endorsement for the democratic candidate for State Senate. Only Turtleboy is capable of doing that.

They were doing so for “ethical” reasons, but this is a party that nominate Bill Clinton for President twice, so obviously infidelity is fair game. And now that Trump is President and Newt Gingrich is on his 10th wife, it’s really fair game for everyone not named Mike Pence.

Nah, this is personal. And if I was a democrat I’d be pissed at all parties involved. Pissed at Merolli for not keeping it in his pants during a campaign to take back a seat from a well liked Republican in Ryan Fattman. Pissed at Kristen Auclair for not hiding better in the park when the cops came. Pissed at Kasperson for letting his emotions from the fact that his girlfriend treats herself like a poo-poo community platter affect his judgements as party leader. 

It’s just a bad look overall, and you’re basically showing voters why they’re better off sticking with Fattman.

Then today this happened:

Gotta be honest, can’t say I blame him. Demetri has donated time and money to help this guy get elected, he’s hosted events for him at his bar, and he gets repaid by Merolli by giving his girlfriend a stuffed crust sausage pizza.

Also thought this part was interesting:

When they were exposed, they mischaracterized the innocence of the relationship and the circumstances under which it was discovered.

Yea Tom, no one was buying your “I go for midnight walks in a junkie park to talk about life and shit.” We’re all adults here. We all know what you were doing, including poor Demetri.

This was the most alarming part:

As a lifetime Democrat who has voted in every election I have been able, I intend to unenroll from The Democratic Party. I cannot support any political party whose desire to win is more important than the character of its candidates.

Did Turtleboy just destroy the democratic party? Because I swear, that was not our intention. We just thought it was newsworthy that a candidate for State Senate was detained by police in a town he wants to represent, and then told them a bunch of lies to try to avoid arrest.

37 Comment(s)
  • insideout
    October 22, 2018 at 12:15 pm

    Whoa Merolli has also been bangin his campaign manager Maria! Whats he keep a ho in every town? Dems really are lowlifes!

  • Jim Killion
    October 8, 2018 at 11:01 am

    As far as the future of the Merolli campaign goes, it appears that the Fatt Man is singing.

  • Duane Ingalls Glasscock
    October 5, 2018 at 8:47 pm

    What do you call Kristen Auclair with a runny nose ?????????????
    FULL lollollol hello Rangoon fucken whore

    • Street Meat Crack Whores
      October 6, 2018 at 8:42 am

      Being made a Cuck without knowing it has to be the most degrading thing for a man short of being pimped out in prison. Merolli and Kristine are no different from street hookers 1 am bf’s in a junkie park….. and they run things politically……. WOW.

      I know there are bisexuals = un confident homosexuals who enjoy getting cucked like the freak married couple from Woonsocket.

  • Cuckold Demetri!
    October 5, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    Be glad that you got rid of that whore, Kristen, and you won’t be devoting anymore of your time to her!!! She’ll be done with Merolli soon, (it’s inevitable – she’s just looking for a free ride) and find someone else. Just what whores do!

    Someone else said, somewhere along the line, that she has two kids? WOW! Poor kids to have THAT for a mother!

    • Hoes being Hoes, Dems being Dems
      October 6, 2018 at 8:33 am

      Exactly, losing this hooker is a blessing. Dude should thank god he isn’t being cucked by his own woman who is a closet whore and by a man he went out of his way to help. No more wasted time and energy on this dishonest woman… I realize dishonest woman is redundant.

      Unfortunate he had to find out from a public police report but that’s a bonus in the long run makes it impossible for her to spin a story against him. The whole world knows and the internet knows forever that she is a dishonest person a sexual cheater and not to be trusted. Merolli is a piece of shit and should be shunned by every Democrat no matter how stupid they are.

      Question… how long before she claims Merolli was sexually assaulting her and she is a victim, like bobbing for boners in an attempt to get back into the wallet of the man she was cucking, worthless woman.

  • Grass Stained Knees
    October 5, 2018 at 11:38 am

    I was thinking, ‘Hey, who the fuck cares if 2 consenting adults wanna get their bang on in an unlit, needle-riddled park at 1 a.m.?’

    Aaand then I saw the five-year relationship part. Poor guy.

    Politicians are all power hungry, attention-whoring, pathological garbage people … Dems and Republicans alike.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    October 5, 2018 at 6:23 am

    Christians Against Dinosaurs Kisten Auclair
    Google it, LOL

  • Merolli BACK STABBER
    October 5, 2018 at 5:34 am

    When a woman “has it” she uses it. If you got that nagging feeling your partner is unfaithful it’s time to stop believing in coincidences and strange excuses. Merolli has banged this dudes GF more than he has. How many times has this dude tasted Merolli’s dick and Cum on her lips.

  • Pimpin' Aint Easy
    October 5, 2018 at 5:07 am

    A dog will eat at the neighbors house but comes home and loves you. A cat will eat at the neighbors house and move in with the neighbors if it loves their food better. This video is a classic… even at the wedding reception… some peeps got no shame.. none at all.

  • Pimpin' Aint Easy
    October 5, 2018 at 4:52 am

    OMG TB! The add borders around this narrow blog strip are toooo much. You’re cuckholding your own readers and driving away traffic. Please chill with the add network and redirects. Sorry if this posts twice, the blog is so unstable it keeps popping me back here showing comment not posted, happy riding.

    We all know cheating goes both ways, but the price is much higher for a man to raise another man’s child and not have his own children and not even know it. But your “best man” that’s low down,.

  • Pimpin' Aint Easy
    October 5, 2018 at 4:43 am

    OMG TB! The add borders around this narrow blog strip are toooo much. You’re cuckholding your own readers and driving away traffic. Please chill with the add network and redirects.

    We all know cheating goes both ways, but the price is much higher for a man to raise another man’s child and not have his own children and not even know it. But your “best man” that’s low down,.

  • coldwrld2k18
    October 4, 2018 at 11:44 pm

    Why does Turtleboy always claim “oh that wuz cuzza me guyzes!!!!!!”. Yeeeaaah fuckin’ right, please…y’all did’nt cause shit. This dumb turd’s fate was sealed the second those cops walked up.

  • Frank Rizzo
    October 4, 2018 at 11:34 pm

    Bobbin for Boners too, down there in Rockland. Plow her all winter.

  • Frank Rizzo
    October 4, 2018 at 11:30 pm

    We’re all dogs, they’re all bitches. I’d bone her every chance whichways til tuesday.

  • Ultimate Face Off
    October 4, 2018 at 9:02 pm

    Honesty, Integrity…nah Tom may not have any of that but he will take gladly take contributions for his campaign from close friends and then fuck his ‘friends’ girlfriend in a junkie park!

  • liz Warren fingered me
    October 4, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    This jackalope is running for senator and he uses made up words like “alot”. Typical Demadouche.

  • Jim
    October 4, 2018 at 7:36 pm

    So she’s as trustworthy as your run of the mill dem pol then and the boyfriend’s upset enough to resign. Well that’s up to him, it’s his democrat party and he can cry if he wants to

  • Hoes being Hoes, Pimpin ain't easy
    October 4, 2018 at 7:36 pm

    Can’t trust women, natural born liars and manipulators, keep that pimp-hand strong. Want a friend get a dog.

  • Walter "Tips" Bird
    October 4, 2018 at 7:13 pm

    She’s seen more dick than a Jewish pediatrician.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Michael Avenatti
    October 4, 2018 at 7:10 pm

    I have a client who will claim that Tom Merolli threw ice at a bar, got drunk a couple of times in college, stood by a punch bowl and molested her in High School. She doesn’t remember when, where she was or how she got home….but she’s 100% certain that it was Tom. Call me ! It’s a blockbuster story !!

    • Client Number Nine
      October 4, 2018 at 8:42 pm

      I was finger banged and anally raped by Liz Warren in Harvard yard. Feinstein was rimming my asshole while Liz dug her nails deep into my anal canal. Pelosi was filming and all I remember was that I had 1 beer and all 3 were viciously laughing at me while I bled profusely from my asshole especially after Liz broke out the double dildo. I have lived my life in fear. I am afraid to post things on the internet. I cant even look at baby oil without crying. I past a polygraph but cant remember when I took it. These bicious men hating cunts must be stopped. White deocratic women have been raping everyone for years. These 3 have power and privilege and are severely mentally ill. I set up a go fund me for my anxiety. I am so afraid.

      • Hugh-Bo Mont
        October 5, 2018 at 6:06 am

        I can’t even look at baby oil without crying… LOL

        • Stan
          October 5, 2018 at 3:10 pm

          @Hugh-Bo lol!

          Kristin the Ho has a YouTube video denying the fact that dinosaurs existed and they are a threat to children traumatizing them when it’s taught in schools. What an idiotic sleazy gash. Christians Against Dinosaurs, jeezus F’in Christ, what a rah-tard as Alan from the Hangover would say. Kristin would probably do you for a box of donuts or a 6 piece chicken McNuggets.

  • Rod Sterling
    October 4, 2018 at 7:04 pm

    I think this whole situation is terrible. That being said does anyone know how I can get in touch with Kristen and if she would be interested in staring in my latest adult film titled ‘Forrest Hump’?

  • Chrissy Ford
    October 4, 2018 at 6:54 pm

    I’m not sure because I can’t remember anything but I’m pretty sure Tom Merolli tried to touchh my bra at a pool party when I was in High school!

  • Bob
    October 4, 2018 at 6:43 pm

    Ummmm rape???

  • Kristen Spitz
    October 4, 2018 at 6:37 pm

    I looked up Demetri Kasperton and well he should be the poster boy for the new Democrat party. Not exactly overflowing with masculinity.

  • Ted Baxter
    October 4, 2018 at 6:08 pm

    Come to the dark side Demetri. Good to see the democrats act like this in shitty little towns across the US as well. He is a politican at heart, my friend and I were taking a stroll at 1 AM on a dark trail. I know in these days of Facebook and texts and a hunderd other apps the best way to talk is a trail at 1AM.

  • Kristen Spitz
    October 4, 2018 at 6:07 pm

    Maybe Tom is just a good man who want’s to give his constituents what they want and in this case one of his voters wanted to meet at the park at midnight, bent over some bleachers and fucked?

  • Honesty
    October 4, 2018 at 5:59 pm

    I really feel bad for Demitri. He was probably thinking ‘Oh this is beautiful, we are so in love we will get married, have 2.5 kids, adopt a Golden Retreiver and buy a house in Cambridge!!’. and then BOOM turns out she’s been sneaking out at 1 a.m. to junkie park so she can get her freak on with unemployed fat guys!

  • Junkie Dave
    October 4, 2018 at 5:34 pm

    Well, I guess the only question I have is does Maddy Desmond want to hook up with me at a junkie park tonight at 1 a.m. to talk about life? ‘wink’

  • Ray Zorr
    October 4, 2018 at 5:21 pm

    Holy crap.  Im pretty sure I saw him working at town hall today.  He looked depressed slouched over a desk….and I wanted to yell I am turtleboy!  Recognized him from the first blog….Then I get home and read this and now I know why he looked like dog shit…cosmic timing

  • friend of a friend.
    October 4, 2018 at 5:05 pm

    You have to go on the “Wow Watchdogs of Webster” and see what the admin, who ran for selectman and was brutally beaten for that seat, sticking up for Tommy boy here, saying how honest he is, how he hates TBS. Oh, and his uncle is none other than a CURRENT selectman! This is way too funny!

    • laughing my ass off!!
      October 4, 2018 at 6:57 pm

      The admin of that page (the WOW watchdogs of Webduh) , Greg Walkowiak, muted this lady from speaking the truth on the page. She has ALL of the screenshots. He was sticking up for Tom Merolli saying he was a trustworthy guy, ahahhaha. His uncle is Robert Miller who is the current selectman in Webdah. This guy Greg ran for selectman recently and bombed bad!!! That was a crazy riot on that page!! Thanks for the laugh, and the truth Ms. Germain, that was the funniest shit ever!! You finally got this idiot to shut the fuck up!! and as he would creepily say, AAHAHAHHAHAH.

  • mcf1122
    Ann Flaherty
    October 4, 2018 at 4:17 pm

    Can Maddy cite particular instances in which TB was incorrect in their reporting? Maybe pending lawsuits for defamation? Or is it that Maddy just doesn’t like seeing her friends called out? I’ve never had one of my friends called out by TB but I am quite sure we don’t travel in the same circles.

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