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Last week we published this blog after State Senate candidate Tom Merolli was briefly detained by the Southbridge Police for trespassing at a park known for drug activity at 1 AM, along with Southbridge Town Councilor Kristen Auclair.
Candidate Merolli did comment on our page underneath the story in an attempt to clear his good name:
Some of his supporters were VERY upset that we found it newsworthy that a candidate for State Senate was handcuffed and detained by police in a town he is running for office in.
Look, I have no problem with two consenting adults getting their swerve on. But you might wanna do it with a place that has a roof on it, and try not violating the law while doing so.
Oh, and you’re not elected yet dude, you don’t have to lie. No one believes you took a “long walk to talk about life and the future” in a dark drug park in Southbridge, at 1 AM, well after the park was closed to the public. You were there for some push-push. You got caught. Not the end of the world. Just own it.
Well, this story gets a little juicer.
Evidently Kristen Auclair has had a boyfriend for the last five years named Demetri Kasperson. So this was obviously news to him, and he wasn’t very pleased about it. Demetri just so happens to run the Southbridge Democratic Town Committee and responded by posting this:
Yup. The democratic committee of Southbridge is rescinding their endorsement for the democratic candidate for State Senate. Only Turtleboy is capable of doing that.
They were doing so for “ethical” reasons, but this is a party that nominate Bill Clinton for President twice, so obviously infidelity is fair game. And now that Trump is President and Newt Gingrich is on his 10th wife, it’s really fair game for everyone not named Mike Pence.
Nah, this is personal. And if I was a democrat I’d be pissed at all parties involved. Pissed at Merolli for not keeping it in his pants during a campaign to take back a seat from a well liked Republican in Ryan Fattman. Pissed at Kristen Auclair for not hiding better in the park when the cops came. Pissed at Kasperson for letting his emotions from the fact that his girlfriend treats herself like a poo-poo community platter affect his judgements as party leader.
It’s just a bad look overall, and you’re basically showing voters why they’re better off sticking with Fattman.
Then today this happened:
Gotta be honest, can’t say I blame him. Demetri has donated time and money to help this guy get elected, he’s hosted events for him at his bar, and he gets repaid by Merolli by giving his girlfriend a stuffed crust sausage pizza.
Also thought this part was interesting:
When they were exposed, they mischaracterized the innocence of the relationship and the circumstances under which it was discovered.
Yea Tom, no one was buying your “I go for midnight walks in a junkie park to talk about life and shit.” We’re all adults here. We all know what you were doing, including poor Demetri.
This was the most alarming part:
As a lifetime Democrat who has voted in every election I have been able, I intend to unenroll from The Democratic Party. I cannot support any political party whose desire to win is more important than the character of its candidates.
Did Turtleboy just destroy the democratic party? Because I swear, that was not our intention. We just thought it was newsworthy that a candidate for State Senate was detained by police in a town he wants to represent, and then told them a bunch of lies to try to avoid arrest.