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This is Southbridge town councilor Kristen Auclair:
And this is Democratic State Senate candidate Tom Merolli from Mendon, who is running in a district that Southbridge is in:
He has an uphill battle because he’s challenging popular Republican incumbent Ryan Fattman. Luckily for him he has the McGovern Crime Family machine backing him up. Uncle Jimmy has been hitting the campaign hard for him:
He’s been bumping elbows with the whole crew – Mayor Joe Petty, Uncle Jimmy, and even “disabled” bumper cars champion Harriette Chandler.
He’s friends with Joe Early…..
And Ginger Joe Kennedy….
He’s endorsed by the American Federation of Teachers:
He’s been challenging Fattman to debates in his semi-daily Facebook Live videos….
But Fattman has not taken the debate, which apparently has left him with a lot of free time. Because late on Tuesday night Tom and Kristen were found at a Southbridge park trespassing past midnight. By the sounds of things on the scanner, the cops made it sound like they were playing bury the broomstick. Here’s the log:
Our sources tell us that Merolli was temporarily handcuffed because it was clearly posted that there was a no trespassing sign. As you can see in the log, Kristen was found hiding down the trail. Neither could give an honest answer to what they were doing, but it was past midnight on a Tuesday in a park where two months ago “Kill cops” was found spray painted on a sign, so my money’s on he was putting his emails in the spam folder.
My question is, why couldn’t they just go to a place with a roof, a door, and a window. They’re both grownups. Do they really have to sneak out like that, or do they just enjoy the thrill of it?
Is it the end of the world that two adults were engaging in consensual 1 AM “walks through the park?” Not really. But the fact that they were doing it in public and got caught, and the fact that they’re from the side of the aisle that all of sudden pretends to be puritans and whines about about men like Trump and Kavanaugh being sexual deviants, kind of makes them hypocrites. It’s like Bobbin for Boners and Eddie Porkchops all over again. Can these people not afford motels? Either way, this is NOT conduct that is becoming of a State Senator or a Town Councilor for that matter. Very naughty!!