State Trooper Who Showed Up Drunk To Work At Devens Barracks Has A History Of Parking In Handicapped Spots, Charlie Baker Refuses To Do His Job

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DEVENS, Mass. – A Massachusetts State Police trooper has been placed on administrative leave after he showed up intoxicated to work on Saturday night, according to a spokesperson. Trooper Jonathan Brown, of the Devens barracks, was scheduled to work from 11 p.m. on Saturday to 7 a.m. on Sunday, but was relieved of duty around 2 a.m. after he was allegedly drunk when he arrived to his shift and we slurring his speech over the radio. Massachusetts State Police spokesperson Dave Procopio confirmed the trooper has been placed on administrative leave until a duty status hearing is scheduled. 

“The reason for that action was observations made relative to temporary fitness for duty,” said Procopio.

There is still no evidence to support if Brown was drinking while on duty, only that he arrived to work already drunk. According to Procopio, troopers assigned to the Devens barracks aren’t given take-home cruisers, so it appears Brown drove his personal vehicle to work.

Oh look, just what the Massachusetts State Police need – another scandal. Then again, as far as the governor of this state tells us, there’s nothing to see here. Nothing worth mentioning at least. Sure, four of the highest ranking members of the force have retired in disgrace. Sure, their systematic problems are so corrupt that an admitted drug dealer/perjurer/tax evader/money launderer that the MSP themselves investigated could sneak in the backdoor without anyone noticing. Sure, the former Colonel of the MSP who retired with a fraudulent pension after lying about her health, helped get this drug dealing trooper in. Sure, this trooper just so happens to be good friends with the Lt. Governor herself.

But don’t worry, it’s just a few bad eggs. You can totally trust the people who run this organization. All the bad ones are gone now and collecting six figure pensions until the day they die.

And now we’ve literally got guys showing up to work drunk, DISGRACING the uniform and badge that he is HONORED to get to wear. (Of course he’s from Fitchburg too) Not his first time being a dickwad for Jonathan Brown either.

Just a little background here. Last year around this time we published this blog about the biggest scum prick who we have EVER wrote about – Harold Wolfe. This career criminal loser from Framingham spends his days filming the police and never having sex with women.



Trooper Matthew Daigle, a veteran, died while jogging, and his home town of Natick basically shut down Main Street on the day of his funeral to honor him.

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Harold Wolfe wrote the following:

Allow me to understand this. An average state police officer, Matthew Daigle, age 31, who had a high school diploma, keels over from a medical emergency while exercising and several hundred state police officers show up for the funeral.

At least 20 police cruisers escorted Daigle’s body from the hospital (Framingham Union) to the medical examiner’s office in Boston for an autopsy. This constitutes the pre-funeral traffic jam and imagine the cost of dragging the carcass to Boston so that it could be determined that he is actually dead.

It’s interesting to know he died from a medical emergency and not something like a heart attack. He most likely did something really stupid and there is a desire to cover up his stupidity. I’m betting he tried to jump a fence and failed. Ouch!

Matthew Daigle graduated from Natick High School and had probably learned to kill others and become an american terrorist in his two tours in Afghanistan. Impressive credentials for a 31 year old.

One can tell from the funeral pictures that traffic in downtown Natick was blocked off for the convenience of the state police unions who have no respect for civilians. They only care about their own worthless hides.

This horrible abuse of power, and public funds in staging a state funeral for some worthless American terrorist (with a high school degree) who died in some hilarious way is shameful.

Imagine these worthless state police officers who prefer funerals over their work. Their salaries range from $100K to $300K. Who are they really working for? Themselves. Daigle was referred to as a hero. Why? How many Afghanistanis did he kill to earn that reputation.

Imagine how much traffic was snarled while they dragged his worthless carcass several miles to be interred.

The wake took place on Sunday afternoon, March 26, at John Everett & Sons Funeral Home in Natick. The funeral was Monday, March 27, at 10 a.m., St. Patrick’s Catholic Church, Natick. I guess Matthew Daigle liked his three headed god over that evil Allah who happens to be way more popular in Afghanistan .

Fuck Matthew Daigle and the horse he rode in on and his parents. I’m convinced that his death cost the taxpayers well over $100,000 given how many state police officers showed up at the funeral. Disgusting display of arrogance! Just like the Jews.

Human. Garbage.

Unfortunately we have no choice but to reference this maggot because he previously documented Trooper Brown’s shenanigans in 2010 when he was parked in handicapped spot in Framingham:

I have no idea if this is how he ended up in Devens without a take home car. But clearly the guy thinks that laws do not apply to him, regardless of who the source is for that information.

Think of how arrogant you have to be to show up to work as a State Trooper DRUNK!!! No fucks given whatsoever. Ya know who does something like that? Someone who works for an institution where he believes that people above him will cover for his lawlessness. Why wouldn’t he? The MSP hired a fucking DRUG DEALER!! Surely you can show up to work drunk once in a while. It’s a lot less harmful than money laundering $275,000 in cash. Until this is addressed systematically with a complete and OPEN audit about how Leigha Genduso got her job, the public has every right to assume that the entire organization is corrupt.

This guy should be fired obviously. The article doesn’t say if he’s on paid leave or not. I’m ASSUMING he’s on unpaid leave. Bottom line is the MSP are an honorable organization filled with honorable men and women. They just need to get rid of the snakes, and that means having an actual purge. The guy who can fix that is Charlie Baker, yet he remains silent. I honestly hope a rabid SJW democrat beats him in 2020. He deserves to be gone. Seriously, he’s just a SJW who gets off on charter schools. The guy survives by basically playing the, “Deval was worse” card. But ultimately he’s done nothing with his opportunity and for that he should not be rewarded. He is absolutely fucking useless as a governor.

59 Comment(s)
  • Chris
    March 22, 2018 at 1:26 pm

    Actually the election is this fall. Keep up the State Police scandals and Chicken Charlie will be bocking the Lone Walk on Jan. 3, 2019. The next Governor of Mass. will be a liberal Democrat who supports single-payer Soviet-styled healthcare. Two of the three D candidates want to repeal the 2nd Amendment and Article XVIII of the Massachusetts Declaration of Rights, which is almost a carbon copy of the 2nd Amendment. Also, once the Constitutional Amendment for the “Millionaire” Tax passes, the middle class will be moving to NH. Then there’s no way that men will be kept out of the ladies room at the ballot, and there’s another question to have the state take over maternity leave. Mass. is screwed!

    • Chris
      March 22, 2018 at 1:30 pm

      Oops! Article XVII

  • TJB
    March 19, 2018 at 8:21 pm

    I wonder…if it one of us civilian drivers, drunk as a skunk, and ARMED with a pistol…I bet you would lose your carry permit instantly.

  • Johnny Rocket
    March 19, 2018 at 7:28 pm

    I want to see the breathalizer test he was given. Was the field sobriety test recorded as it should be ? How about the blood test ? Where is that now ? This crap is unreal. So sad there is soooo much corruption. But the fish rots from the head. Look to the state house and Washington’ DC for the reason this happens. If they can do it…..

  • hantzis
    March 19, 2018 at 3:56 pm

    Unless he was dropped off to work by someone else, He committed a crime, OUI. If he was sober when he got there and starting drinking on the job that too is a problem albeit of a different nature. Let the cover-up begin. He might be so low level in the MSP ranks that they fire the man to show that they are taking things very serious about eliminating corruption within their ranks. (AKA distracting attention away from the big fish and cooling things down until the next major scandal hits. Shouldn’t be long.)

    • Hantzis
      March 20, 2018 at 6:40 pm

      Well, that wasn’t so long was it Mass taxpayer? Another negative MSP story involving a swindle concerning overtime.

      At the very least, we as Mass taypayers should know where our dollars go ever year. Publish all the names of our employees to include benefits, salary, and background. What employer would not want to know this about their very own employees? I get the whole MSP/Police “undercover” cop top secret thing. A super small percentage, but I can “deal” with that. Much better than anything we currently know about. (Nothing.)

      It seems overwhelming to produce such a website and this is exactly what “they” hope.

  • Dont it make my brown eyes blue
    March 19, 2018 at 3:02 pm

    My superiors used to say. Hey Lay ahhhh you have 3 beuatiful brown eyes.

    • Dr. Ed
      March 19, 2018 at 6:39 pm

      I highly doubt this was the first time he was drunk on duty. He may have consumed more this time than in past, but I really doubt it’s the first time he’s done it. And what I don’t understand is why the MSP doesn’t do random but breathalyzers of shift officers. Probably the union prevents it…

  • Jack Mehoff
    March 19, 2018 at 2:03 pm

    First of all Harold Wolfe is a waste of skin that I hope soon dies a very painful death. Secondly, I know for a fact that troopers do not get paid overtime to attend any funerals. As a matter of fact, they are only allowed to attend on time off and a small contingent is sent while on duty to represent the organization. So, all of the numbnuts that state otherwise, get your facts straight before making false accusations.

  • Mark
    March 19, 2018 at 12:11 pm

    MSP has always been corrupt. Now things are found out easier, but much of the dirt still gets by. The state as a whole is filthy.

  • Local PD Chief
    March 19, 2018 at 11:58 am

    My Friend the cop just asks for “a little professional respect” when he gets caught drunk driving and gets away with it.

  • The IRS
    March 19, 2018 at 11:46 am

    We’re just waiting for Didi’s tax returns. This ought to be very amusing.

  • Bleh
    March 19, 2018 at 11:27 am

    It’s coz he black.

    March 19, 2018 at 10:10 am

    Hate to side with a douchecanoe like Harold Wolfe but look at that picture of Matthew Daigle’s funeral procession. How many hours of OT is represented in that photo. How many of those cops gave a damn about Daigle but just got a payday for playing dress up. Let’s not even pretend that even half of those cops cared that Daigle served in Afghanistan or even knew. There are thousands of veterans all across the country and none of those that showed at Daigle’s procession would show at any other veteran without getting paid. But hey, let’s pay thousands in OT, more in details to shut down the roads and maintain safe traffic patterns in the city, and inconvenience the general public during Monday morning rush hour all because somebody who happens to wear a cool uniform and have a cool job died young; but did not die young in the line of duty.

    All the pageantry is theatre to make the job more special than it is. There are hundreds of people lined up to take the job; they are not that special. And Turtleboy’s own reporting demonstrates that they are just as corrupt as any other line of work. They are deserving of no more special reverence than one would give to any other line of work.

    • M H
      March 19, 2018 at 10:29 am

      Well said sir. Couldn’t agree more.

    • PaulK
      March 19, 2018 at 10:56 am

      “They are deserving of no more special reverence than one would give to any other line of work.”
      I understand your frustration with traffic issues and funeral costs rcford, but how many other lines of work are there, where one carry’s a gun and is ready to sacrifice his life for total strangers? Mather Daigle did it in the military and in the police.

    • Accoutabilibuddy
      March 19, 2018 at 11:19 am

      None of the guys in the photo are on OT…they are all on their free time, off the clock. They don’t allow OT for funerals, and that is his graduating class marching together. But you know, whatever Harold Wolfe tells you I guess…he’s credible….easier to join the mob when the shit is rolling down hill.

      • itsjustme
        Check your facks
        March 19, 2018 at 1:44 pm

        I don’t know where you get your information but you’re wrong. My friend is a cop, and he has traveled several hours, many times to attend a funeral of another cop he doesn’t even know, and has never been paid for it.

    • Big Willy
      March 19, 2018 at 4:50 pm

      Zero overtime for funerals. Hate burst all you jealous ham and eggers bubbles, but overtime is NEVER authorized for a funeral. It’s either in lieu of a shift or on your time off. Now go back to hanging sheetrock and shitting in compound buckets.

      • M H
        March 19, 2018 at 5:53 pm

        So whats wrong with hanging sheetrock? If some people are wrong about the funeral detail info, so be it. The bigger picture involves criminal behavior, cover ups and such.

        • Big Willy
          March 19, 2018 at 7:18 pm

          There is nothing wrong with hanging sheetrock. That is, until people stand atop a joint compound bucket and start preaching about how cops are all crooked assholes. There are 2500+ troopers in Massachusetts, odds are a few will fuck up and get in the shit. Outsiders have absolutely no idea about anything that goes on inside MSP and act as though they do, and then add their worthless opinions and fabricated stories. Just reeks of jealousy that’s all.

          • M H
            March 19, 2018 at 8:20 pm

            I don’t know that anyone said that all troopers were crooked or assholes. The Bibaud, Genduso, overtime theft news stories as well as specific listings of malfeasance from many others suggests more corruption than the average person standing on a joint compound bucket wants in their public safety officers.
            Yeah I’m sure there are a lot of decent troopers, and it must suck to have these other clowns getting away with this crap, getting promoted over more deserving troopers, and/or retiring just ahead of scandals. I would hate that my reputation would be damaged [unfairly] because of these clowns.
            If this is what the outsiders know, what else is going on on the inside? What are the fabricated stories??
            And It isn’t jealousy it’s disgust.

          • goahead
            March 19, 2018 at 11:32 pm

            You are so right, these people are nothing more than loud mouth assholes that have not a clue what they are talking about but claim to know everything must be from sucking to many fumes from joint compound, space heaters and my dick.

  • UpDaAcademy
    March 19, 2018 at 9:41 am

    See what Brown can do for you.

    • Pam
      March 19, 2018 at 4:38 pm

      Two for one deal again.

  • St. Patrick
    March 19, 2018 at 9:02 am

    Burnt Irish ☘️

  • M H
    March 19, 2018 at 8:55 am

    If you spend a little time online you can find Google Awards for a number of these MSP frauds. OUI’s, assaults, rapes, cover-ups, etc. Check out these guys
    Trooper Nick Holden
    Trooper Angela Guerrera
    Trooper Sean Dennehy
    Trooper Sean Gately
    Trooper Joe Flynn
    Trooper Brian Simpkins
    Trooper John Basler
    Trooper John Analetto
    Trooper Thomas McCarthy
    Trooper John Hanna
    Trooper Derrick Costa
    Trooper James Vines
    Trooper Efrain Montanez
    Trooper Kenneth Harold
    Trooper Chris Kennedy
    Trooper Robert Sundberg
    Trooper Robert Monteiro
    Trooper Daniel Grant
    Trooper Corey Benoit
    Trooper Shawn D’Amato
    Trooper Dennis Remkus
    Trooper Dale Jenkins
    Trooper Thomas Downs
    Deputy Superintendent Charles Noyes
    Lt. Col. Daniel Risteen
    Trooper Brian Duffy

    And I’m sure there’s more. This is just the stuff we know about. Time to clean house in this corrupt cesspool organization. At least with all these retirements ahead of scandals, it opens up a lot of positions for other clowns to move up.

    • Sara M.
      March 19, 2018 at 9:11 am

      I can confirm that Sean Gately is a rapist. I have the rape kit and dna evidence to prove it.

      • El Jeffe
        March 19, 2018 at 10:05 am

        Sara M, assuming your statement is true, did you come forth and level the accusation? If not, why? If so, what was the outcome?

        • Sara M.
          March 19, 2018 at 10:35 am

          The investigation is still pending since January of 2017. The DA has all the necessary evidence including the results of the rape kit and dna evidence. Including the text messages. The DA isn’t willing to move forward with any case until after the results of the state police’s internal investigation.

          • Hughbo Mont
            March 19, 2018 at 2:13 pm

            What does place of employment have to do with prosecuting a rape charge???? I’d be looking into a civil suit if the DA is sitting on his hands. 1 year is plenty long enough. A civil suit won’t put him jail, but you can get damages. I don’t how you go after a DA for failure to do his job, especially in this fucked up state.

          • Hughbo Mont
            March 19, 2018 at 2:22 pm

            Did you contact the AG office? You’d think with a “woman” AG she’d help. But, she is a worthless POS who is only concerned with her own career.

          • justice4all
            March 20, 2018 at 12:05 am

            Sara M. you are so full of shit you stink you lying cunt. There is no way the police or the DA’s Office would allow you to keep the Rape Kit it is called
            ‘Continuity Of Evidence’ you stupid bitch.

        • Mark st
          March 19, 2018 at 8:06 pm

          You have the rape kit…lol…idiot

    March 19, 2018 at 8:48 am

    In college I used to meet up with a trooper at hope cemetery and used to deep throat his dick until he busted down my throat. All this while he was on duty, and while he was still married. We met at a bar in Providence after he told me that he patrols the highway around my college. I loved how he grabbed me by the head and just forced me to go down on his juicy dick. He ended our relationship after I told him that I might start dating. He just wanted head and it wasn’t fair for me to just be his gay mouth that he can unload in. Yes, there is corruption. There are many crazy things that these men in uniform do. They get away with it because they are cops. No one ever questioned why the state police car was at hope cemetery late at night, or early mornings. We even tried fucking once in his cruiser, but he was using spit and it didn’t work out very good.

  • Brother Turtle
    March 19, 2018 at 7:37 am

    We should start a new policy for the police. For every civilian the police kill, one cop will be chosen at random to be honored with the same fate and method of death.

    • MrSmiley
      March 19, 2018 at 1:07 pm

      Congratulations on the dumbest comment of the day.

    • Kanacke Hasser
      March 19, 2018 at 5:23 pm

      We’ll do that to you liberals instead, and suddenly the police will be less busy and no one will give them grief and oppose them.

      It’s pays to keep your mouth shut, son. Sometimes clowns like you inadvertently present a viable solution to the problems you and your chaotic leftist horde present. That’s what just happened.

  • bigdaddy
    Barack Obama
    March 19, 2018 at 7:36 am

    Isnt affirmative acton great? Look where it got me

  • bigdaddy
    Harold Wolfe
    March 19, 2018 at 7:34 am

    I have had sex -with farm animals does that count?

  • bigdaddy
    Maura Healey
    March 19, 2018 at 7:33 am

    Is thi Trumps fault ? If not I dont give a shit or want to hear about it

  • z
    March 19, 2018 at 7:19 am

    Concerning Mr. Wolfe, hate the messenger not the message. I’m sure if the media was doing the job is pretends to do and says it does, he wouldn’t have to.

    I think body and car cams should be mandatory. I also think for any reason if they “malfunction” the person using the cams should be suspended for at least a month.

    Short of undercover work, cops should be GPSed like parolees, with the public having access to who and the tracks the GPS returns.

    Years ago I had neighbor who was banging a Connecticut State cop. He’d used the state cruiser to spend the night in Massachusetts. It would have interesting to see an official log of a State of CT police car spending its off hours out of state.

    This stuff breeds resentment and hatred of cops to the determent of the “good ones”. But, sure seems like there are less good ones every day. If they aren’t driving drunk, or banging their superiors, they are leaning on Burger Kings to be “nicer” with un-implyed threats.

    My uncle was a cop up until the early 70s. Minor league corrupt. Tires on his car that “fell off of the delivery truck” corrupt. Back in the day he was a beat cop which meant they had those boxes all over town. You had to be at be at the box at the corner of X and Y street @ 9PM and y and z street @ 9:30, etc… to turn the key to prove you were out there. He had a buddy who owned a gas station that was in a strategic location. In the winters he’d hole up in the stations office with an an alarm clock, alarm would go off and he’d hustle to get to the boxes. Then he’d go back to the gas station.

    When he died about 20 years after retiring, almost every police force in Mass sent somebody. I doubted they even cared who he was. It was just a paid day off for the attendees.

    If you want to be a cop, and be respected as a cop, to earn that respect should mean being better than the public. If you can’,t then don’t be a cop. Be like us – the public. We don’t need Barnie Fifis who let kids be murdered in a school in Florida, because the cop wanted to play cop instead of being a cop.

    • El Jeffe
      March 19, 2018 at 10:13 am

      I agree. LE should be held to THE highest standards, but unfortunately, power goes to the collective heads. It all trickles down.
      This is what liberals don’t understand about the McCabe firing. He took an oath to uphold the standards of the FBI. He lied under oath. He knew it. He was fired. I applaud this.
      I feel for the good cops out there bc they don’t deserve this negativity.
      Years ago, I dated a girl whose father was a cop. He was the nicest guy. I never heard him yell. Not once. He was humble, but had a robust sense of presence. He was always welcoming. He was hard working and honest. All cops should aspire to be as good as he was. To this day, I still admire that man for his desire to be a positive example for all.

      • Dr. Ed
        March 19, 2018 at 6:52 pm

        In fairness, I believe Connecticut state troopers personally own their cruises and then lease them to the state and a mileage basis. That’s how they wind up selling them afterwards, the cruiser is the property of the officer. Hence if you want to drive off-duty miles and your own vehicle, I don’t know what the stste cab say about it, or should

  • SJW Turtle
    March 19, 2018 at 7:06 am

    An actual purge of all police would be nice. Then again, we’d waste so much tax money on their funerals. The police would be better off in a mass grave.

    • MrSmiley
      March 19, 2018 at 7:42 pm

      Yea because the world would be better right? Mass grave makes you sound like a communist sjw. Are you a communist? That happens then guess what? All thise nice people sent to jail by the police, you know the real scary types get out and use you for target practice if you’re lucky. Go dig yourself one and jump in headfirst. Stay there until your point is made.

    • justice4all
      March 19, 2018 at 11:59 pm

      No doubt about it you win today’s ‘Top Asshole Award’ congratulations are in order. I would bet you are a little runt pussy.

    • Patriot ditch digger
      March 21, 2018 at 12:30 am

      I like the mass grave idea but for shit talking, sucker punch from behind weasel fucks like you.
      Yeah, it would be wide and very deep. Once it’s nearly full of the organic waste sjw bodies, lay in a top layer of your kind that are only sedated rather than deceased.
      Next step, moisten you all up with a nice petroleum mix of diesel and gas, ignite it and watch your bodies thrash in the flames and billowing smoke like a bubbling crust on a pizza.
      As the last flames flicker out and the last blistered commie body ceases to twitch, bulldoze a sufficient layer of dirt over you to erase all traces of your existence.
      The only monument erected to your pathetic lives would be a solitary flag pole that your komerades carried into some whining protest, topped by a single, blood-stained and soiled pussy hat.

      Just sayin…

      • My Hero
        March 25, 2018 at 12:20 am

        Justice4all had it wrong. You would without doubt win the asshole of the day award. Now go wash your HIV pit face with some acid maybe you will be able to get rid of some that shit that is leaking from those lesions and then go take a mouth load from your HIV boyfriend and crawl between your mama legs you little cunt. Now I’m going go toss a load and dream I’m blasting my bad boy into your face. TaTa fuck face.

  • Joe Shmidlap
    March 19, 2018 at 6:35 am

    Soooo he drives to work drunk and they don’t even give him a field sobriety test? If they catch us driving even buzzed we are getting cuffed and spending a night in jail. This guy though was prob sent home and drove himself home.

    • z
      March 19, 2018 at 7:48 am

      In some locals, you can get a field sobriety check if you are in your own car on you own property “Just in case” and there is a suspicion of you drinking. “Future crime” for us, not them.

  • Kan Never go back
    March 19, 2018 at 3:49 am

    You wanted the attention of the FSP and friends, you got it pal. MA31 needs more of that attention anyway.

    • Clownshoes
      March 19, 2018 at 1:03 pm

      Swear you were here last msp article too. Fuck off you’re still a whacker.

  • El Jeffe
    March 19, 2018 at 12:08 am

    Looks like he is in mean shape.

    • Keir Darcey
      March 19, 2018 at 8:10 am

      Fitchburg State Police? Route 31? What does this even mean?

  • pro trump
    March 18, 2018 at 11:30 pm


    • AgingCynic
      March 19, 2018 at 8:58 am

      Nice try, Didi.

    • z
      March 19, 2018 at 9:28 am

      Ok, he’s black. What say you about the others recently caught doing something stupid and are not black?

      Oh, I get it, “PRO TRUMP” gives them a pass. Because, white.

      Stupid reason.

      • Carlos Danger
        March 19, 2018 at 11:29 am

        No, “pro trump” is obviously a stupid liberal cunt of a troll. Is this your first day on the Internet, fuckhead?

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