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So a lot of people have been sharing this video of some meathead Trump supporter going into a fit of racist roid rage against a bunch of Mexican Trump protesters:
LOL. Unfortunately this guy has been labeled as the face of all Trump voters, which is about as fair as saying that all Hillary supporters are leeching welfare queens. There’s morons supporting each side, and they always seem to find the camera.
Anyway, this guy’s name is Zack Fisher, and he came out afterwards in an attempt to explain to the world how he’s not actually a racist nutjob. But instead he somehow managed to find a way to make it worse…..
I just want people to know, dude, I love all colors. I’m no racist. I am who I am. There’s people out there of all colors that are horrible. Whites, browns, blacks, yellows out there, it doesn’t matter. It’s the color of your heart. You know how many people messaged me to say thank you so much for other people will not do because they’re scared?
So wait a minute. This is supposed to be an apology and he’s bragging about how many people messaged him to tell him “thank you” for telling those people “I fucked your whole family with my big fucking cock.” Off to a solid start.
It sucks that people are scared to stand up for what they believe in, and yet Latinos can do it and it’s fine. And if we do it? We’re racist. White people? The only race you can legally discriminate against.People make movies about us and do we get mad? Like White Chicks? If there was a movie called Black Chicks, it would be a huge race thing. Do you understand? Do you know what movie I’m talking about, right? We couldn’t do that, no way, they’d be like, “this is so racist”. And yet they can make a movie making fun of white people.
Stop right there. Enough of the “we” nonsense. Can’t stand it when people do this. When they say “black people say this,” or “white people get mad about this.” Newsflash – I am a white guy, and I am not on your team. “We” didn’t tell a bunch of Mexicans to “go make me a burrito bitch.” You did.
I just wish people could get over what happened back in the day, to Mexico or Blacks. That was back in the past, people don’t get over it and it sucks. I forgive and forget. A lot of people don’t.
Yea, I just wish people get over what happened to Mexico (not sure exactly what that is). This guy is over it and you should be too!! Don’t stop now, you’re doing great!!
How did it feel waking up this morning and seeing that video?
Waking up to millions of views of me going crazy on the internet… Honestly man, it’s fine. I kind of needed this to get my point across.
Yea, I needed to tell that guy that not only do I have a a ridiculously large schmenzer in my pants, I also used it to bang literally everyone in your entire family. The only way to let them know this was to freak out on them on camera.
When you spit on people for attending an American presidential rally, I don’t think that’s right. Going there to fly a Mexican flag – this is America. I don’t understand why they fly it here, I know they’re proud of their heritage. I’m super proud of my heritage, I’m from Germany and from Ireland.
They probably fly it for the same reasons we fly Irish flags on St. Patrick’s Day. It’s just the thing to do.
All of my parents and grandparents came here legally, the right way, that’s what I was trying to explain.
Yes, your ancestors came here legally, when there was no such thing as illegal immigration. In 2016 you have to have some pretty good connections, a lot of money, and a lot of patience to immigrate to the USA. In 1906 you had to pass a lice inspection and boom – you’re American. Same thing though.
We were walking by and got yelled at, saying “you like that taco, you like that burrito in your mouth?” and we just don’t want to put up with that all the time. You shouldn’t have to put up with that, I don’t get it. They’re bringing the hate to the rally.
So this guy’s explanation for acting like a complete savage is that someone asked him if he liked burritos? Dude is a on roll. Keep going!!
What did they say to you?
They started saying to me, “we’re going to take this country over, we’re going to make this Mexico”. I got spit on my face, you can see on those videos, it’s clearly on my face. I don’t know who has AIDS, or who has anything disgusting, but I don’t want that on my face. You don’t do that, that’s very disrespectful.
Yea, this should smooth things over and make everyone realize you’re not such a bad guy. Make the assumption that Mexicans probably have AIDS. Great PR move right there.
Just when you thought he couldn’t possibly be more insane, he really went off on a tangent:
I lost my temper, man. My friend was over there getting harassed, they ripped his sign out of his hand. You saw that lady in California who got egged? If that was my mother, I would have pulled my gun out, and I would have tried to protect her, because nobody was helping her. And in the state where I come from, if you’re cornered and you feel helpless, and you need to defend yourself and you can’t run anywhere, you can start shooting. And I’m not saying people need to start doing that at all, but it’s just crazy how they just punked all the people like that.
Excellent. What better way to show the world that Trump people and gun owners are rational human beings than by talking about how you’d “start shooting” people!! We’ve said it a million times here on Turtleboy Sports. We support people’s right to bear arms. But there’s nothing worse than someone who talks about how many people they would shoot if they were put in a hypothetical situation. People who do that are insufferable.
I didn’t want that to happen here, I didn’t like them saying “go stick my burrito in your mouth”. I’m not going to take that. I’m going to tell them to make my burrito. And yeah, I don’t think that’s right. If I have to yell “go make my tortilla, go make my wall” for getting spit on, I don’t know. You weren’t there.
So many strong points being made.
I work out every single day in the gym. I have done MMA a lot. That’s what helped me keep my cool even more. When you study the art of Muay Thai in Thailand and stuff, you respect a lot more. But I kind of lose my cool whenever people spit on me man, that’s not right.
This just keeps getting better the longer he speaks. Do you work out bro? Couldn’t tell. And you like MMA? Wow, you must totally kick people’s asses all the time.
Luckily you’re trained in Muay Thai (and stuff), which gets you to keep your cool. However, everyone knows that the achilles heel of Muay Thai trained athletes is when someone tells them to eat a burrito. Trump triggering.
Do you have anything else to add?
People believe everything on the internet. People are so gullible. And then you guys put that on there, that’s not cool. People put up where I work, and stuff. Now I do have to carry my gun, with a bullet in the chamber. And that’s fine, I carry a gun with me everywhere and always.
Oh good, he’s carrying a loaded gun with him wherever he goes now. Luckily he’s calm and cool-headed by nature so no one will be getting hurt.
I’m going to go on as many talk shows as I can, just to make people know we aren’t racist. We love Mexicans, we don’t like illegals. Like I said in that video, it’s not right. Come into this country legally, and we won’t have a problem at all. I don’t get it. Our problem is with ISIS, our problem is with fixing the entire world that’s going down the drain.
Guarantee that Zack Fisher has never, ever voted before. Nevertheless he is now an expert on foreign relations. And he doesn’t care how many talk shows he has to go on, he’s letting the whole world know about his new found expertise.
This election is gonna be awesome!
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