I found this video on Reddit yesterday, and I literally cannot stop watching it. It was taken at a McDonald’s drive-thru in Madison, Wisconsin, so it’s not local at all, but this guy’s unbridled frustration is pretty universal.
Holy shit, Steve Urkel really seems pissed off about how his life turned out.
To be fair, in the land o’ Massholes, this is pretty much just a friendly “hello”. This is the live-action version of no less than 60% of my online interactions, and I’m McLovin’ this shit.
The video conspicuously starts with this nerdy-looking fuck completely losing his shit, so I’m pretty sure the cunty sounding voice recording the whole thing neglected to catch the part where her and her tubby tough guy of a husband/boyfriend were complete garbage human beings to this kid. Therefore, I’m siding with Steve Jerkel, mainly because… look at him.
17 hours of working for minimum wage has used up every last fuck he ever did have to give.
I’ve worked a shitty, low paying customer service job before. So I’m 100% with you, buddy. The customer is always wrong. And by listening to the chick’s voice, I 100% already know what she looks like without ever seeing her on camera. Karen, why are you filming in the fuckin’ drive thru?
It’s just science. Well, Karen, the manager will speak to you now.
If you work over 12 hours in fast food, you should be allowed one customer assault per shift.
I’m aware that this is not appropriate customer service. At the same time….God damn if this guy isn’t the hero we all didn’t even know we needed. No, you can’t act this way in public. But yes, when you do, you’re secretly speaking to my soul. And come on…..Fat Ass O’Roidrage was already out of the car with an open can of whoop ass before his whiny cooze of a wife fired up her Boost Mobile camera phone to film.
I feel like the context we’re missing her is intentional.
I also absolutely love how cunty Karen wanted so badly to say “You’re going to jail”, but realizes mid-way through slurring the sentence out of her sloppy suck muscle that it was, in fact, her bootleg Mr. Clean of a man on camera committing assault. So she makes a quick save and gets out “You’re losing your job today”, which is something that ten out of ten insufferable bitches would say in this situation. Not today, Satan. This kid clearly decided that his tiny paycheck wasn’t worth your shit. You can McFuck right off and out of there.
Maybe Steve Jerkel will care later on, lady, but probably not. In fact, you can suck his dick. Get the fuck outta his drive-thru. Jack-In-The-Box is probably hiring anyway.
That’s the only part of this I can’t get behind, homeslice. Because, first of all, I’m going to go out on a limb and assume that no, she can’t suck your dick, because that’s something she’s never done before in her life. Just my educated guess about the whiny twatwaffle filming herself arguing with a fast food worker. Secondly, it should have been “You can suck my McDick.” Come on, man. Always stay professional.