Social Justice Warriors

Steven Crowder Transitioned To A Woman And Was Kicked Out Of Planet Fitness For Not Being A “Sincere” Transgender Woman

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Conservative comedian Steven Crowder, the provocative speaker who told Trigglypuff and her friends that they were fighting for the right to be a pussy, did a pretty interesting, hilarious and revealing experiment at Planet Fitness which he put on his Youtube channel. Planet Fitness is great because it’s only $10 a month and they give you free pizza. But at the same time they are notorious for being hypocritical social justice warriors. They’ve kicked people out for wearing shirts with conservative messages, and banned a woman after she complained about seeing a transgender “woman’s” penis in the locker room. Because as usual, tolerance only extends to people who share the same world view as other social justice warriors.

I can understand why people would oppose the bathroom ban for transgender people. First of all, it’s impossible to enforce. I don’t wanna live in a country where we have police stationed at bathrooms doing cup checks as people enter. Secondly, if you’re just going in there to do your business, then fine. It’s probably been going on for years and no one noticed anything.


But the locker room is a completely different issue because people get buck naked in the locker room. People shower. Old men brush their teeth with their dong hanging out and make things weird for everyone. But it’s OK, because we’ve all got one. That’s why transgender people who haven’t had the surgery should not be allowed in locker rooms. Because there is a huge difference between a locker room and a bathroom. One involves full frontal nudity, the other does not.

Got that social justice warriors?

Basically what Crowder wanted to do was see if he “transitioned” into being a woman, if he would be allowed to use the lady’s changing facilities. It went exactly as you knew it would:

See, that is EXACTLY the point Turtleboy has been making since day one. How do you define transgender? What’s the legal definition? Because if we are defining it as someone with male body parts who claims that they FEEL like they are female, then this is impossible to legislate. Because in America we don’t make laws and set policy based on feelings. How is what Steven Crowder did any more or less legitimate than what Bruce Jenner did?

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The manager told him that he was kicking him out because he was “insincere” and that he knew who he was. What a bigot!!! How does he know what Steven Crowder is feeling? Does he have special powers to judge sincerity? And what if Steven Crowder wasn’t a famous comedian? Would he be allowed to do it then? Is it because he’s a conservative entertainer pointing out the inherent flaws in this line of thinking that made him “insincere?”

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I’m telling you, we’ve opened a pandora’s box here in the name of tolerance. If Steven Crowder was “really” transgender (which there is no way to define or prove since you aren’t required to get the surgery in order to be transgender), then he’d be able to sue the shit out of Planet Fitness. So if you’re a store owner, then you’d be out of your mind if you even considered denying a man access to the woman’s locker room. Because this would be considered discrimination, and under the current law all you have to do to be transgender is just say you’re transgender. Then they could sue the shit out of you, win in a slam dunk, and your business is gone forever. This is the door we’ve opened up in the name of tolerance. And if you don’t think it’s gonna routinely happen going forward, then you clearly don’t understand human beings and the things they are capable of. Nice going SJW’s.


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22 Comment(s)
  • Dawn
    May 13, 2016 at 6:05 pm

    probably will have single person locker rooms and bathrooms in the future.

  • JoeMomma
    May 13, 2016 at 12:01 pm

    I identify as a rich man, is it ok if I rob a few banks so my bank account matches my identity?

    • Mr. Pink
      May 15, 2016 at 11:02 pm

      Yrs, you can. You hit the nail on the head. THAT is EXACTLY what the Goodrich SJC decision said. You can do whatever you want. Laws are now optional if you don’t like them or somehow they offend you.

      • Mr. Pink
        May 15, 2016 at 11:02 pm

        * Yes, you can.

  • Del Griffith
    May 12, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    Ok, I get the whole “gay” thing, and that’s fine. You can’t help who you love or are attracted to, no problem. But, dudes who think they are girls? There is definitely some cross wiring going on the the old noodle, or… dudes are trying to sneak into girls locker rooms, nah that would NEVER happen. Seriously, if I think I’m really a cat and drop turds into a litter box in public, then F-you, I’m a damn cat!! See what happens when progressives run things, thanks for closing down mental institutions Dukakis

  • May 12, 2016 at 6:07 pm

    well he is right about 1 thing with this transgender law if i see a man walk into a womans changeroom with my wife daughters daughterinlaw nieces and grand nieces they will be wheeling him out and ill hand him his teelth back on a silver platter once you have seen the damage of rape buried a child then and only then can you speak to me on this i will not take the 1 second it will take to ruin someone mentally for life from a rape or worse i will not bury another one of my children or family with this stupidity just so the politically correct assholes have their way f that ill lay the pricks out cold they can wheel what is left out and ill hand their teeth back on a platter plain and simple

    • Jay
      May 12, 2016 at 9:17 pm

      “Sorry kids you’ll have to grow up without your daddy because I punched a tranny on pizza day at Planet fitness”

  • ItsAllABadDream
    May 12, 2016 at 6:01 pm

    This is what happens when people say “to each his own, it doesn’t affect me”. It eventually will affect you. Sorry, but if you were born with man parts and you “identify” as a woman, you have a mental problem that should be treated. Otherwise you get to where we are today. Where anyone can claim to be whatever they want and nobody else is allowed to have an opinion or privacy.

  • RSoxGuy
    May 12, 2016 at 5:36 pm

    Crowder is a riot. Hes all anti-SJW, all fucking day!

  • TiredOfThisCrap
    May 12, 2016 at 3:52 pm

    I’m gonna be honest, as a woman, I am seriously jealous of his magnificent glutes.

    • Gretchen
      May 12, 2016 at 3:57 pm

      You’re not alone.

  • JoeMomma
    May 12, 2016 at 2:28 pm

    He’s still a better looking woman than Trigglypuff

    • Wabbitt
      May 13, 2016 at 4:11 pm

      Well, that’s not really a compliment. My grandmother would be better looking than Trigglypuff and she’s been dead for almost 30 years.

  • Gretchen
    May 12, 2016 at 2:08 pm

    He should sue. I’m not kidding.

    And, aside the fact that he has a really nice ass, he’s one of the most limber guys I’ve ever seen at a gym. Are we sure he’s not a girl?

    • GoneWest
      May 12, 2016 at 4:35 pm

      He should sue? Get the fuck out of here

      • Gretchen
        May 13, 2016 at 12:48 am

        Absolutely, he should sue! The manager throws him out on the bogus assumption that he knows who he is??? Bullroar. If I can’t walk into a women’s room and identify a woman with a penis as a man without a backlash, then turn about is fair play. He should sue. Identity discrimination is just as real as all this other nonsense.

  • Chris From Georgia
    May 12, 2016 at 2:04 pm

    He sure is one UGLY woman!

  • Bad Decision Maker
    May 12, 2016 at 1:59 pm

    I’d do her.

    • Bob McNally Jr
      May 12, 2016 at 2:17 pm

      Well that would be a bad decision, now would it?

      • Mr. Pink
        May 15, 2016 at 10:55 pm

        As sincere as our new national hero Bruce Jenner

    • BobnMic
      May 13, 2016 at 1:28 am

      Oh shit you just reminded me of COB. His take would be priceless right about now. I miss that dude.

      • BobnMic
        May 13, 2016 at 2:01 am

        Ok I’m 100% positive that COB would or most likely say the following:

        Ya I’d tongue punch her fartbox. Classic and missed.

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