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Stoneham Spunkguzzlet Junkbox Mom Selling Food Stamps, Complaining About Liberal Welfare Leeches On Facebook While Banging Sober House Manager And Begging For Christmas Presents A Week Before Christmas

Stoneham Spunkguzzlet Junkbox Mom Selling Food Stamps, Complaining About Liberal Welfare Leeches On Facebook While Banging Sober House Manager And Begging For Christmas Presents A Week Before Christmas

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This is Amanda McManus from Stoneham:

And she’s looking for someone to buy her food stamps:

Looks like she had one taker – Tommy Colby. It’s OK though because he stands for the national anthem while watching the game at home:

Guess we’ll just have to take his word for it.

She’s spit a couple of push-push trophies out of her baby cannon, but she hasn’t really figured out how to, ya know, be a parent. Which is why she started her Christmas shopping on December 17. And by Christmas shopping I mean she went on Facebook and asked people to take care of Christmas for her:

Ya got that? We give this woman so much money in food stamps that she has extra food stamps to sell, but yet she still can’t be an adult and plan for a proper Christmas for her kids.

A lot of of our critics complain that we “poverty shame” by writing blogs like this. But it’s cool this time because shitting on poor people seems to be Amanda’s favorite past time:

Yea, those damn LIBTARDS and their stupid welfare programs!! Luckily food stamps aren’t an entitlement. They grow on the first of the month tree.

Amanda hates welfare, especially when Muslims are on it:

Stupid liberals!!

She’s right though – liberals are ruining society. Not Amanda though, she’s never done anything wrong. Unless you can’t that time she robbed and assaulted an 83 year old woman for drug money:

An 83-year-old woman suffered minor injuries after two women tried to steal her purse outside a Revere convenience store Friday, police said. Police said the woman had exited the One Stop Convenience store located on Revere Street when two women, who were later identified as Brittney Ross, 24, of Lynn, and Amanda McManus, 29, of Revere, approached her asking for money.

“She said, ‘Do you have $40,'” the victim, who didn’t want to be identified, said. “I said, ‘What are you crazy? I am on a fixed income.'”

That’s when McManus and Ross tried to take her pocketbook, police said.

“She pulled my bag and I fell,” she said. “She dragged me into the street.”

The victim injured her shoulder while being dragged, and Ross and McManus then fled the scene without getting the pocketbook, police said.

“It’s unusual for us to see two women commit this type of crime,” Lt. Amy O’Hara said.

The victim was taken to a local hospital and released.

“She is one tough cookie,” O’Hara said. “She is in good spirits. She is recovering, but yes, she is one tough lady.”

Police said they obtained information during the investigation that led them to Ross and McMauns, and were able to arrest them about an hour later. Both women appeared in court for charges of unarmed robbery on a person over 60, unarmed assault to rob, and assault and battery on a person over 60 with injury. Ross is being held on $5,000 cash bail and McManus is being held on $1,000 cash bail. Both will return to court Thursday.

“She just wanted my pocketbook and I wouldn’t give it to her,” the victim said. “Why should I?”

As you can see, two junkboxes do not equal the strength of one bad ass north shore grandma. But hey, as long as you’re not a Muslim it’s not a big deal, right Amanda? It’s OK though, because she’s been clean for all of 14 minutes now. Plus she used a Facebook filter to commemorate her “recovery”:

So you know she’s all in this time. Just as soon as she cashes in these stamps for some blue magic, because Diego don’t take EBT.

Nothing like some playground photos with the kids in which you’re ripping a butt on the way down a slide too:


Almost as classy as pulling a Jesse Spano, post-SBTB, on the MBTA:

She’s got great taste in men too:

No, that’s not her grandfather. That’s the guy who’s delivering her the stinky twinkie. His name’s Nick Ragno, and his profile is pretty interesting:

He’s an addictions counselor, and she’s an addict. He’s also a billion years older than her, and she’s a junkbox. So obviously this is a healthy relationship. Turns out he runs a sober house in neighboring Wakefield:

A fellow speaker last Wednesday night, Nicholas Ragno, said he has been drug-free since 2006 and is now the manager of Wakefield’s Kelly House. However, he also shared the years of turbulence he endured before getting sober. “I was in and out of state prison for 12 years,” said Ragno, adding that he has also witnessed the heartbreak of parents who are not able to help their children. “I see families that are willing to do anything for their kids and there’s nothing they can do,” he said.

Can’t say I blame him I guess. I would imagine it’s slim pickings at the neighborhood sober house. And if you’re the counselor, well, that’s fish in a barrel if I’ve ever heard of it. So it’s unlikely to get much better than this:

Hey Amanda, hit me up. I’m in Medford and I got cash for stamps! Hit me up and we’ll stick it to the liberals!!

17 Comment(s)
  • Hweight
    January 25, 2018 at 10:01 pm

    Do Liberals become mentally ill or do the mentally ill become Liberals?

    This is legitimately funny.

  • Brian
    January 9, 2018 at 8:23 am

    So she is willing to do odd jobs? I have a couple of jobs she can do if she can swallow it

  • IdletherSuckIt
    January 9, 2018 at 3:29 am

    I’d let her suck the dick. Come blow me down bitch, I got $30 on the blue magic for you. Suck it off and Don’t forget the tip.

  • Steven Stover
    January 8, 2018 at 6:30 pm

    The guys in Woburn would put a shoe up his ass. 13 stepping is what shitbags do.

  • Smitty
    January 8, 2018 at 5:56 pm

    The picture of her and her child on the slide has the comment ” junkie” posted by someone. It is from 2014. She didn’t think of deleting that comment in the last 4 years?

  • Duke Westwood
    January 8, 2018 at 1:54 pm

    If she hates welfare, where is she getting the stamps she’s selling?

    And, if taxation is theft, then what is purse snatching? Extreme taxation?

  • Stunt Penis
    January 8, 2018 at 9:05 am

    Tsk. tsk. tsk. So judgemental.

    She really means “S&H Green Stamps” when she says “stamps”.

  • Trump cons dumb people
    January 8, 2018 at 6:54 am

    Check out her FB page, all Trump meme’s and anti-liberal bullcrap. Trump supporters are the dumbest people on earth and this skank is not only one of them, she also sells food stamps then complains about “liberals.”

    Pure scum, can’t wait till these people move to Iran.

    • Truth Hurts
      January 8, 2018 at 2:14 pm

      That twat is a hypocrite, but it’s still the truth that liberals enable criminals, welfare and tax scams, illegal immigration and the opiate epidemic, and they are the reason why dirtballs slither across the border from New Hampshire to get their drugs from Lawrence and Lowell.

      Killary is one of the most crooked politicians in history, and you wanted to put her in the White House. You lost. Deal with it.

      You can now continue sucking it for the next several years.

    • Chrissy :)
      January 8, 2018 at 5:29 pm

      Trump is your god, he owns your mind and thoughts, beg his forgiveness on bent knee.

      • imposters everywhere always and forever
        January 8, 2018 at 6:04 pm

        wow, “Chrissy :)” a comment without racial slurs?

      • chrissy
        January 8, 2018 at 6:31 pm

        This ain’t me. I don’t know who this bubblegum lip cotton pickin watermelon eatin bitch is but it ain’t me!

        The real chrissy

        • which chrissy is the real chrissy
          January 8, 2018 at 7:58 pm

          picking blueberries is dope chrissy?

    • True Reality Speaks
      Trump Owns Lib Brains
      January 8, 2018 at 8:14 pm

      If Trump supporters are dumb, what does that make all the arm-flapping lemmings that support the (losing) Dems?

      Probably somewhere between an amoeba and a virus in the IQ department, I’d guess. Stay ignorant and on the plantation – we always need minimum wage workers to sweep up the confetti at our victory parties.

  • chris rock rocks
    January 8, 2018 at 6:04 am

    Tommy Colby looks completely insane, how many bodies are in the trunk of his car? And is he a pretend cop?

    The chick selling stamps, I view her anti welfare and anti liberal posts as a good sign, she is expressing subconscious shame regarding her own actions and with a reasonable job may join the ranks of the productive. I could be completely wrong but most welfare ratchets aren’t even aware of something called work-ethic or that people who do work resent the deadbeats so she may improve.

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