Stoneham Spunkguzzlet Junkbox Mom Selling Food Stamps, Complaining About Liberal Welfare Leeches On Facebook While Banging Sober House Manager And Begging For Christmas Presents A Week Before Christmas

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This is Amanda McManus from Stoneham:

And she’s looking for someone to buy her food stamps:

Looks like she had one taker – Tommy Colby. It’s OK though because he stands for the national anthem while watching the game at home:

Guess we’ll just have to take his word for it.

She’s spit a couple of push-push trophies out of her baby cannon, but she hasn’t really figured out how to, ya know, be a parent. Which is why she started her Christmas shopping on December 17. And by Christmas shopping I mean she went on Facebook and asked people to take care of Christmas for her:

Ya got that? We give this woman so much money in food stamps that she has extra food stamps to sell, but yet she still can’t be an adult and plan for a proper Christmas for her kids.

A lot of of our critics complain that we “poverty shame” by writing blogs like this. But it’s cool this time because shitting on poor people seems to be Amanda’s favorite past time:

Yea, those damn LIBTARDS and their stupid welfare programs!! Luckily food stamps aren’t an entitlement. They grow on the first of the month tree.

Amanda hates welfare, especially when Muslims are on it:

Stupid liberals!!

She’s right though – liberals are ruining society. Not Amanda though, she’s never done anything wrong. Unless you can’t that time she robbed and assaulted an 83 year old woman for drug money:

An 83-year-old woman suffered minor injuries after two women tried to steal her purse outside a Revere convenience store Friday, police said. Police said the woman had exited the One Stop Convenience store located on Revere Street when two women, who were later identified as Brittney Ross, 24, of Lynn, and Amanda McManus, 29, of Revere, approached her asking for money.

“She said, ‘Do you have $40,'” the victim, who didn’t want to be identified, said. “I said, ‘What are you crazy? I am on a fixed income.'”

That’s when McManus and Ross tried to take her pocketbook, police said.

“She pulled my bag and I fell,” she said. “She dragged me into the street.”

The victim injured her shoulder while being dragged, and Ross and McManus then fled the scene without getting the pocketbook, police said.

“It’s unusual for us to see two women commit this type of crime,” Lt. Amy O’Hara said.

The victim was taken to a local hospital and released.

“She is one tough cookie,” O’Hara said. “She is in good spirits. She is recovering, but yes, she is one tough lady.”

Police said they obtained information during the investigation that led them to Ross and McMauns, and were able to arrest them about an hour later. Both women appeared in court for charges of unarmed robbery on a person over 60, unarmed assault to rob, and assault and battery on a person over 60 with injury. Ross is being held on $5,000 cash bail and McManus is being held on $1,000 cash bail. Both will return to court Thursday.

“She just wanted my pocketbook and I wouldn’t give it to her,” the victim said. “Why should I?”

As you can see, two junkboxes do not equal the strength of one bad ass north shore grandma. But hey, as long as you’re not a Muslim it’s not a big deal, right Amanda? It’s OK though, because she’s been clean for all of 14 minutes now. Plus she used a Facebook filter to commemorate her “recovery”:

So you know she’s all in this time. Just as soon as she cashes in these stamps for some blue magic, because Diego don’t take EBT.

Nothing like some playground photos with the kids in which you’re ripping a butt on the way down a slide too:

#Classy

Almost as classy as pulling a Jesse Spano, post-SBTB, on the MBTA:

She’s got great taste in men too:

No, that’s not her grandfather. That’s the guy who’s delivering her the stinky twinkie. His name’s Nick Ragno, and his profile is pretty interesting:

He’s an addictions counselor, and she’s an addict. He’s also a billion years older than her, and she’s a junkbox. So obviously this is a healthy relationship. Turns out he runs a sober house in neighboring Wakefield:

A fellow speaker last Wednesday night, Nicholas Ragno, said he has been drug-free since 2006 and is now the manager of Wakefield’s Kelly House. However, he also shared the years of turbulence he endured before getting sober. “I was in and out of state prison for 12 years,” said Ragno, adding that he has also witnessed the heartbreak of parents who are not able to help their children. “I see families that are willing to do anything for their kids and there’s nothing they can do,” he said.

Can’t say I blame him I guess. I would imagine it’s slim pickings at the neighborhood sober house. And if you’re the counselor, well, that’s fish in a barrel if I’ve ever heard of it. So it’s unlikely to get much better than this:

Hey Amanda, hit me up. I’m in Medford and I got cash for stamps! Hit me up and we’ll stick it to the liberals!!