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STOP GIVING DRUGGIES ANIMALS! Worcester Skin Suit Starts GFM For Dead Bunny – That Had Its Back Violently Broken Days After She Tried To Give It Away – Wants YOU To Pay For Cremation And Ash Bling

The audacity this chick from Worcester has is something I’ve never seen. She wants you to pay for the cremation services, and necklaces for the ashes, of a bunny that died violently because of her negligence.

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Hope you all are ready to be infuriated because this one pretty much hit on all of my rage-triggers. #rage #triggered #hashtag Am I doing this right? I’m pissed.

Look at this fucking crack muppet:

This Worcester mega-skeeze named Niki Johnson, with a lengthy history of skank, tried to pawn her bunny off on people a couple of days before the rabbit had its back snapped. 

Now, she had already sold the poor animal’s hutch for drug money and the thing spent its miserable last days living in a Rubbermaid bin. 

So, when nobody decided to rescue the bunny, which she wasn’t allowed to have in her (rent-free) house, it had itself a tragic accident.

It’s always the single mother line. It’s always some horrible ailment the kid has. This woman openly talks about all of the services she gets on her page. WE are paying for it out of pocket. Yeah, tragic as in the rabbit’s back was shattered. Now the bunny is dead and Niki Skankbeast saw it as an opportunity to make $500.

Take a picture of the dead rabbit and post it on a GoFundMe page for sympathy cash. Why, you ask? So she and her group of scumbags can all wear pendants of the animal she didn’t want anymore. Who are we kidding?? That money isn’t going to necklaces. It’s going in her arm.

Well, I guess it was just too much for someone to handle because they messaged us to put Niki on blast. They also lit her up on the GoFundMe page. Niki hasn’t raised a cent and disagrees with the things her old pal said. Brett, on the other hand,  decided to confront her about it. 

Yeah, about that DCF investigation… Niki has no issues airing her shit-stained laundry all over Facebook. None. Because only people who shouldn’t have children spend all day talking about how they have eight mandated reporters show up at her house a week. Totally normal. But she seems to collect animals to abuse like its her actual job. In February she was looking to give away the dead bunny. Only a couple of months ago she was looking for a puppy. Looking for a puppy right after she was forced to give up ANOTHER rabbit.

Listen, it seems she does most of her searching for animals, which she can’t take care of and isn’t allowed to have, online. Two seconds on this woman’s Facebook page and I wanted her kids removed for their own safety. She looks like a hypodermic needle in a skin suit. People need to quit selling their god damn animals on Facebook. I don’t know how many times I have to say it. This is why.

Hell, if you google her name this is what comes up: 

I’d like to think a lot of our readers would have no clue what that means (probably because we aren’t trashbags) so, I googled that for us. 

Ah. Unwanted sexual contact. Maybe that explains why she is so facinated with her kid’s foreskin.

Sure, you can be a lousy parent but as long as you pick something to advocate online, like your child’s penis flap, people will think you know what you’re doing. You care more about their future orgasms than you do about getting a job and keeping them fed. You can’t even stop them from abusing animals, but hey, as long as they’ve got their Egon Spangler intact who cares!

Where in the flying fuck do these people come from? WHERE?

I swear to Gupta’s beloved Ganesh, if I find out anyone ever gives this woman an animal again, they will regret it. I will spend the rest of my life blogging about them daily just to prove a point.







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29 Comment(s)
  • Jefferson Ward
    May 4, 2017 at 4:33 pm

    I’m wondering how many of these comments on here were posted by the skinny gook bitch Niki used to live with. The commie gook bitch also has multiple children with multiple fathers, who works at Hannaford slinging meat around all day at the deli counter, but still lives in the projects, that is paid for with taxpayer dollars. You shitdicks on here are no fucking better.

  • Sandy Squirrel
    March 23, 2017 at 12:27 pm

    So glad someone called her out on her bullshit. Every other post from her is askings for rides, needing money for this and that…. “oh, can someone give me a ride to walmart…..yeah didnt think so”…..”I knew my son had a dr. Appt but i decided to wait last minute and now asking everyone for bus money or a ride because i cant do anything by myself”….. she has 3 kids with 3 different baby daddies and my understanding she diesnt even have custody of her oldest son. I saw the bunny story wheb she eanted to get rid of it…something told me to jump on it but the very next day she was all posting about how much her kids loved that rabbit, yadda,yadda so I thought she changed her mind. Whenni saw the broken back post…I was livid and so wanted to podt to her…you hyprocritical cunt…2 days ago youre trying to get rid of it now its such a huge part of your family. Shes a fucking loser. I mean, her kids seem ok, from what I see…. but facebook only shows so much. Thank you to whomever finally called her out!!!

  • Linda Sue
    March 23, 2017 at 10:08 am

    Whomever posted they saw this rabbit being abused and did not take it or report it is NO BETTER than the abusers and should be jailed for animal cruelty as well as these parents, how appalling that you Now come forward?

  • nick
    March 21, 2017 at 3:18 pm

    oh congratulations you think you know all steven Hawkins you deserve a Nobel prize

  • cocomom
    March 21, 2017 at 2:21 pm

    I’d like to stab this bitch in the eye.

    • nick
      March 21, 2017 at 2:47 pm

      you all need to shutup, you all read one story and you believe it without even a doubt. well turtle boy needs to get his facts right, she did not abuse the rabbit and she was going to use the money for lockets so get a real life, she is a great mother and i know that so back off

      • BobnMic
        March 21, 2017 at 3:04 pm


        • BobnMic
          March 21, 2017 at 11:45 pm

          Hi there Marie. I want to make out with you. Aw – shit disregard. You haven’t brushed your teeth since the 80’s. You must have a cross between a Slow-Cooker Southwest Artichoke and Spinach dip or more than likely a fucking Big Mac stuck in your teeth.

          Just a tad bit gross. Maybe more than a tad bit. Do you wipe your ass? I can smell that stench from here. And THAT is gross.

          My God.

          • Marie Guilmette's Malformed Mooseknuckle
            March 22, 2017 at 6:42 am

            That stench could be from my malformed mooseknuckle. Also I do wipe from back to front and sometimes I get a full frontal skidmark. Regarding my teeth, I’ll have you know I have brushed since the 80’s….just not this millenium though. Please bust my junkie ass, and by bust I mean send me to prison….not bust my mooseknuckle

        • Jefferson Ward
          May 4, 2017 at 4:30 pm

          Nick is 13 years old. You fucking pedophile.

  • ZephyrCat
    March 21, 2017 at 11:24 am

    People fuck with an animal, drop them into an african river. See what gets them first. Alligator, hippo, lion, piranha. Let karma decide their fate.

  • ZephyrCat
    March 21, 2017 at 10:05 am


  • Covered Wagon
    March 21, 2017 at 9:29 am

    This chick is so gullable. Everyone knows that guys with the anteater store their condoms and lube in there.

  • Turtlehead
    Your name here*
    March 21, 2017 at 9:23 am

    Turtleboy Sports ALWAYS says exactly what I am thinking when I see the people they write about. I am so glad there is something around here that calls people out like that. That being said…. is South Shore Turlegirl into pegging? I want her to gape me then blog about it

    • March 21, 2017 at 9:51 am

      I’m cool with anything that involves me being in charge. Bend over. I’m coming in for a comment section landing.

      • Turtlehead
        Your name here*
        March 21, 2017 at 10:29 am

        I love you. Here, take my house, you’ve earned it

  • Diane Woods emerson
    March 21, 2017 at 9:16 am

    Another inhabitant of Rachet island. At least she will die quick and not be on the menu for the fatty Rachets.

  • Bugs Bunny
    March 21, 2017 at 9:04 am

    Another scammer using the system. Murderer too.

  • Talisman
    March 21, 2017 at 8:47 am

    DAMMIT. If these people had seen this abuse happening, how is it she was
    1) still in possession of the rabbit?
    2) not in the hospital?

    I don’t get how you can see that and not call it in. Either me, or them, would have been beaten soundly over that shit.
    And she might as well enroll her shit for brains spawn in the local Future Felons chapter. Child and animal abuse/neglect should carry the same sentences as murderers and rapists, because anybody that does it is a soulless waste of air that should be kicked off the fucking planet, after they flayed and acid washed for a few days.

    • Talisman
      March 21, 2017 at 8:48 am

      They are

  • Independent Thinker
    March 21, 2017 at 8:38 am

    It’s awful how some people treat their pets. I’m sure their children are treated no differently.

    Animals don’t break their legs by walking into a wall. Neither do children, but they always have some type of excuse when they end up in the hospital after someone beats the crap out of them. Unfortunately, this will continue happening so long as trash is allowed to breed.

    The first step towards ridding society of the drug problem is to execute all drug dealers. Heroin is destroying this country.

    • Pam
      March 22, 2017 at 9:05 am

      Blah blah blah boring.

  • Joe
    March 21, 2017 at 7:30 am

    Horrible people and even the kid is a scumbag.

    • Jefferson Ward
      May 4, 2017 at 4:29 pm

      Her kid is a scumbag? What? Her kid is like five years old. You’re the scumbag for bashing a young child like that. Fuck you.

  • Lola
    March 21, 2017 at 7:05 am

    Did you know she has been one of your followers?? I’ve seen her profile pic in comment sections of a few of your recent stories! I remember thinking to myself that she looked like she was the type to be the *subject* of your stories, not a Turtle Rider. And lo and behold I wake up to her face in your blog this morning. What, WHAT?? It was like I just knew! Maybe I’m a seer of some sort.

  • Barry
    March 21, 2017 at 6:56 am

    The bunny appears to have all four feet intact. You make your luck Niki and four free rabbit’s feet are just waiting to be turned into lucky keychains. Next time look up recipes instead of starting a go fund me to have it cremated. You’re welcome.

  • Dookie Claycock
    March 21, 2017 at 5:46 am

    Can somebody find out the surface area of that forehead please!?!?!?

  • Pennsrant
    March 21, 2017 at 4:51 am

    Not the sharpest saw in the tool box, yet smart enough to be a screw to the system.

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    March 21, 2017 at 4:42 am

    She is the embodiment of the crap that society can never seem to scrape from their shoe

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