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Stop Giving This Japanese Pole Vautler’s Penis Credit For Knocking Down The Bar

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A lot of people have been talking about this Japanese pole vaulter whose pole got in the way during his first attempt at the vault:

That’s punishment for the pink spandex. But more importantly, stop giving this guy’s pole credit for knocking down that pole. He hit it with his arms, hands, chest, and legs. That bar was going down no matter what. The fact that his Johnson hit it first is nothing more than a coincidence. The battle of the bulge was fought on the Western front, not in Japan. Get it right.

 

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11 Comment(s)
  • Reddog
    August 18, 2016 at 2:49 am

    I’m surprised his package wasn’t blurred out.

  • Doosh "My Trump is too big" Nozzle
    August 17, 2016 at 7:06 pm

    Good thing Trump doesn’t Pole Vault. Have you seen the size of his hands?

    • GoneWest
      August 17, 2016 at 7:32 pm

      Small Hands would have cleared that.

  • Sal Monella
    August 17, 2016 at 6:33 pm

    Ahh, so that’s how they invented chopsdicks!

    • Mike
      August 17, 2016 at 6:40 pm

      Failed joke but nice try

    • Margaret Melican
      August 17, 2016 at 6:51 pm

      There once was a really huge willie. Making that spandex look a little bit hilly. It hit that bar. That genital superstar. Making him cry out a little bit shrilly.

      • Please Stop
        August 17, 2016 at 7:27 pm

        “The truth is like poetry. Most people hate fucking poetry”.

        • Kevins 9 Iron
          Frank Lee
          August 18, 2016 at 2:23 pm

          Just watched the Big Short! Awesome quote!

      • Kevin Lynch
        August 17, 2016 at 7:50 pm

        It is sad that you waste your talent on negative blogs .

  • Dom
    August 17, 2016 at 6:16 pm

    On a side note, this can be related to most mainstream media news stories. Yeah there are other facts (his other body parts hitting the bar) but the one body part is what gets people to click and read.

  • Dom
    August 17, 2016 at 6:12 pm

    Regardless, it makes a funny story, people get a laugh … no harm done.

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