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Stoughton Administration Issues Cease And Desist To Feminist Group Led By Pink Pussy Hat Teacher With Tampon Sign For Harassing Marylou’s Coffee

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The other day we caused a stir when we published this blog about a recently formed feminist club at Stoughton High School, overseen by several teachers, that was using a school sanctioned Twitter account to harass Marylou’s Coffee for hiring women who were too attractive.

Harassing a woman owned business that primarily hires women seems like the opposite of feminism. Just sayin.

It’s not clear whether a student or teacher wrote this letter or runs the Twitter account, but the fact of the matter is that the entire organization is run by teachers so ultimately the buck stops with them. They are the adults, they should’ve known better.

The second paragraph starts by saying, “we feel so angry,” which unfortunately feeds into every negative stereotype about feminists since Seneca Falls. But the question teachers should’ve asked the girls is, “why does this make you angry?” Why would a woman who started a successful coffee chain in a male dominated industry upset a feminist group? Why would female employment upset them? Why are pleasant looking women who smile for pictures and don’t seem angry at the world so triggering? This was a teachable moment and the adults here failed miserably.

That’s why this apology from the feministos rang so hollow:

https://twitter.com/Feminists_SHS/status/960176156745125888

“Channeling that anger?” If you see kids who are this pissed about a coffee shop you shouldn’t be channeling their anger. You should be talking to them about why they’re so angry. Because it’s not normal to be this upset about a coffee shop.

Why would Marylou’s coffee cause “hurt?” Oh yea, because one member of the group probably couldn’t get a job there, told the group it was because she didn’t fit their standards of attractiveness, and they instinctively took her word for it because it fit their angry brand of feminism’s agenda.

Anyway, people read this blog far and wide, which according to the Stoughton News forced the principal to send out an email to students and faculty advisers for the group:

Yes, that’s right. Members of a club called the “U-Knighted feminists” are now turning on each other at the first sign of trouble. Cool feminism.

Of course the whole, “it wasn’t me” thing is bunk. You organized as a group and had a Twitter account that represents your group. If you give someone control of that account then whatever they tweet is a representation of the group as a whole. If you don’t like that then pick someone responsible to run your social media account. Funny though, they had no problem being lumped together when the press they were receiving was positive:

Additionally any teacher who thinks this is a First Amendment violation is not smart enough to be a teacher. The First Amendment does not grant unlimited free speech rights to school sanctioned Twitter accounts. You have the right to speak freely, but not while you’re on the clock. The principal has every right to censor your speech if you bring great shame upon her school. She’s ultimately the one who would be blamed for allowing this.

Soon after that the superintendent responded as well. She took it one step further:

Things I agree with:

  • The overall tone
  • The outright condemnation of the letter without making excuses about students being “angry”
  • Explaining that attacks on women are the exact opposite of feminism.
  • Explaining that feminism must apply to all women. This includes women who voted for Trump and women who are anti-abortion rights. It’s completely inappropriate for a school sanctioned feminist group to affiliate itself with Planned Parenthood, since many Stoughton girls don’t agree with this political lobbying organization.

Things I don’t agree with:

  • That it wasn’t a school sanctioned Twitter account. Clearly it was, and it had gotten positive ink from the media. Teachers ran the account. Additionally this is the group’s organizer, teacher Jenna Kelly:

  • She’s holding a sign that affiliates herself with Stoughton High School, and it’s got a tampon on it that says, “period.” As in, “this device absorbs grundle juices during my period.” Because without that we wouldn’t be able to figure out what a tampon was for. Turns out it’s for periods. And she’s representing the school while doing so.
  • The superintendent can’t play the “I didn’t know” card, considering all the positive press their Twitter account was getting from the local media.
  • Absolving themselves of any blame. Clubs like this should all be approved by administration. They should have a written plan with clear objectives before being allowed to exist. Instead they let this club exist because it sounded good on paper in light of Me Too.

Look, I don’t think this group should be shut down. But the crazies cannot be allowed to run it. Crazies like this:

Anyone associated with this idiotic, political march for rights that women already have should not be leading a student feminist group.

The bottom line is that this group should be allowed to exist. They just have to ensure that ALL women, regardless of their political opinions, be allowed to participate. The teachers need to be neutral third parties whose only job is to facilitate conversation, not brainwash students with their politics. Most importantly the club should be used to uplift women, not degrade them.

44 Comment(s)
  • fuck SHS and fuck feminism
    February 10, 2018 at 10:23 pm

    the group should be shut down. feminism is a load of shit in the west. if they were advocating for women’s rights in 3rd world countries then fine, but they clearly are not doing that. feminism only hurts men in its current form, and we only seem to care about women getting hurt by it.

    seriously, ask yourself how long women have been talking about how evil men are. that never made the news (when i say news i don’t mean Turtleboy i mean tv stations and shit) but now this story has made it onto the boston25 website.

  • Julie
    February 8, 2018 at 4:40 pm

    (THAT’S NOT A TAMPON)

  • LocalYokel
    February 8, 2018 at 1:04 pm

    “The know how to make good coffee” Yeah, you put the coffee in the filters and then put the BUNN on automatic. Being ugly makes you as repressed as the black in Jim Crow??

  • Heebie Peterson
    February 8, 2018 at 12:20 pm

    Isn’t that a maxi pad?

  • Independent Thinker
    February 8, 2018 at 8:25 am

    I thought you weren’t supposed to judge others based upon their looks. I guess that only applies if you’re ugly. Just another example of women teaching other women to envy other women.

  • Most Are Under Qualified, Over Paid
    February 7, 2018 at 8:16 pm

    They’re “angry” because the divisive, PC Democrat Party and their propaganda arm in the media has told them to “#resist. TB really needs to hop off teacher dick and realize they are the people most responsible for spreading this BS. They’re mostly brain dead and brain washed, and are happily passing it down to their lemming students. The few good teachers have to keep low profiles or the group think mob of sheep will drive them out.

    This Trump thing is a temporary reprieve, unfortunately. The lemmings and sheep already outnumber the thinking folks, and once he’s gone we’ll be done as a nation of laws and freedom. The writing is on the wall.

    • Mike
      February 7, 2018 at 8:52 pm

      I agree with you.  I fear it might be too late, especially watching the way msm has constant negative coverage of the President.  MSM is so prejudiced, and yet nobody seems all that outraged. It’s like the entire country is being gaslighted.  My greatest hope is that President Trump will stack the Supreme Court with Conservative Justices so that we might get another chance of righting the ship once the dust settles.  One day the pendulum will swing back and we will realize identity politics is detrimental to the Republic.  I just hope we haven’t filled out our population with Amnestied illegal aliens and immigrants who feel they owe a debt to democrats, or the hopelessly addicted to entitlements who won’t vote for anybody that will make them kick their addiction (welfare, EBT, Section 8, etc.).  I suspect blacks would have gotten reparations by now had they not already committed themselves to the Democratics.

  • Lily White
    February 7, 2018 at 7:25 pm

    First of all…That is a pad, NOT a tampon. Don’t pretend you didn’t know that because you are “a guy.” There’s no shame in a male knowing the difference.
    Ever been to fucking CVS or Walgreens, Turtleboy? Anyway…I digress.

    Remember the Mary Lou’s commercials? I don’t see them anymore, but they pride themselves on being sort of bimbo-like. Those commercials were the worst. LOL

    Hey, U-knighted….ever heard of Hooters?

  • Andover schools could use some adult leadership
    February 7, 2018 at 4:33 pm

    “We obviously are deeply regretting this mistake” Who wrote this, Homer Simpson?

    I used to go to black panther, reconquista and democrat kkk meetings for the awesome bbq and pork and beans. (side note, black panthers and kkk eat pretty much the same food) but don’t tell them that.

    But now looking back with 20/20 hiney-ho sight I realize I should have channeled my hunger in a different more productive way. I could have begun a movement to eat invasive species, with some melted cheese and hot sauce, hungry Americans would wipe out the invasive species overnight.

    As for Feminism, real feminists run the world, they get married to Trump and Tom Brady or start a family or business and live the life they please, without whining, they just do it. Using their feminine power comes naturally.

  • KJDS
    February 7, 2018 at 2:47 pm

    You’ll notice that the firstst 3 letters from the feminist group rely heavily on feelings.

    1. “We FEEL so angry. Your business does not FEEL inclusive.”

    2. “We were responding to hurt that our students FELT.”

    3. “I understand that there are many EMOTIONS several students are experiencing.”

    This is all crap. Your FEELINGS don’t really matter to the world at large. I hope they’ve learned that.

    Also, if someone from my kid’s school solicited Planned Parenthood to come and talk to my kid without my knowledge, the school would most definitely be hearing about it. That tweet has seemingly been deleted from their feed, btw.

  • Dr. Cock
    February 7, 2018 at 2:15 pm

    Jenna Kelly is gonna get canned for this. Luckily for her, Mario’s Showplace is taking application for schoolly looking geeks in clear heels. She can rub her baloney sandwich on the pole to “Hot For Teacher”. The liberal arts majors call that “poetic justice”.

  • AngryTurtle
    February 7, 2018 at 1:10 pm

    TB, I love ya man, I really do … but … that’s a … that’s a maxi pad man …

    • Lily White
      February 7, 2018 at 7:29 pm

      Ahhh….see…a REAL Man knows the difference and isn’t afraid to say so.

  • Melissa
    February 7, 2018 at 1:06 pm

    LOL and the twat who wrote the first apology letter dedicates a whole sob story paragraph about trying to reach out the the CEO with no response back. The CEO OWES NOTHING TO YOU WHICH INCLUDES NOT REPLYING ! Welcome to the real world, now go pound sand.

  • Leonardo
    February 7, 2018 at 12:07 pm

    Uh, that’s not a tampon, bro.
    Just sayin’.
    #KnowYourSanitaryProducts

  • I'm a wicked feminist
    February 7, 2018 at 11:43 am

    “Explaining that feminism must apply to all women. This includes women who voted for Trump and women who are anti-abortion rights.”
    becomes:
    “Explaining that feminism must apply to all women. This includes women who voted for Trump and women who are pro-life” There, I fixed it for you.

    • Mirror Mirror
      February 7, 2018 at 8:23 pm

      Boom! See how sneaky libs are?

  • February 7, 2018 at 11:33 am

    I see you’ve hired a fired cop to represent you in Dudley. Hope he doesn’t fall asleep on the job again.

  • Ralph Furley
    February 7, 2018 at 11:23 am

    I blame Lyin’ Liz Warren for all this ridiculous pinkhatism in the Commonwealth.

    • Maura Healey
      February 7, 2018 at 8:20 pm

      Nah. Fauxcahontas is a result of it – not a cause (despite her trying to take credit for everything since Christ was born). She’s a sock puppet – unlike me.

  • Every straight man in Worcester
    February 7, 2018 at 11:20 am

    When are they going to open a Mary Lou’s in Worcester?

    • TortugaNino
      February 7, 2018 at 3:29 pm

      Hahaha, good one. There are not enough hot young chicks from Shrewsbury who need the money or are willing to enter Worcester

  • johnnyb
    February 7, 2018 at 10:55 am

    C’mon TBS, do You think these nuts would ever allow someone with a different opinion join their clique? They cut of their noses to spite their faces…

  • Flin Flam on the Donger
    February 7, 2018 at 10:41 am

    I am banging the chick on the right. I won’t give you her name because she is a solid lay. I will however tell you, she is getting carried away with the feminism shit. I was back-siding her the other day and she wanted to stop and hold off my eruption. I was like, “Bitch, wtf, this is not acceptable, you want equality, well I am about 45 seconds away from giving you full equality, so hold the phone, like keep talking into your cell, tell your little UKnights your, umm, I am almost done, and then you birds can go stick tampons wherever you want.” Luckily, she was complaint. I did have to tell her she was prettier than any coffee girl worker, boy that was painful. Anyway, I am all for feminist equality, provided we each are equally trading off the Big “Os” baby. Oh yah, Fuck you Finn!!!!! lol

    • Screw PC
      February 7, 2018 at 11:19 am

      “you birds…” Americans don’t say that, you stupid chode of a cum-drinking limey fuckstick.

      You British cunts aren’t funny. This is not the time to piss off Americans. Trump will nuke your soggy shit island and forget about you. Fuck off now.

      • Many Teachers Are Dumber Than Their Students
        February 7, 2018 at 7:55 pm

        Not British.

        Northern Ireland.

        You know… British cucks.

        Ask E Boyler what it means to be a cuck 3 time over.

    • Finley
      February 7, 2018 at 7:42 pm

      Hey stud….Which right are you referring to? The TEACHER? LOL There are literally 3 pictures to choose from. The one with the females holding signs …with the teacher on the right. The one with several females off to the left….Nobody on the right. And the picture of one female by herself. So I am wondering… Which one are you bragging about, Stud? The one in your horny little imagination?

  • Poo
    February 7, 2018 at 10:34 am

    All-in-all, great article. One thing, though: that ain’t a tampon.

    • Flin Flam on the Donger
      February 7, 2018 at 10:43 am

      You mean, that is not a tampon. I agree, it’s a head sticker. I wore them all through high school. 😉

  • Sri Gull
    February 7, 2018 at 10:34 am

    I hope they all get cute girl pee in their coffees…

    • Well, No Shit
      February 7, 2018 at 5:35 pm

      How do I get in on that?

  • Joe
    February 7, 2018 at 10:22 am

    Not a tampon you dink

  • Not a feminist
    February 7, 2018 at 10:15 am

    Feminists ruined families in this country! I’m all for equal rights of respect, but we no longer can afford one income households, we have other people raising our children, family values have been slipping away, etc. The first woman fighting for these rights (Alice Paul) didn’t even have any children and shes the one that influenced this chain of events. Why do women want to be equal to men? I love that we are different and have different roles. F*CK feminism! Also, why are most of the feminists so ugly inside and out? Globalism getting closer and closer to reality. Wake up!!!!

    • Lily White
      February 7, 2018 at 7:35 pm

      I bet you are sooooo hot. LOL

  • Kanacke Hasser
    February 7, 2018 at 10:12 am

    Toss Liz Warren out on her ass and elect Marguerite Rizzi for Senate. Now.

  • CT Turtlerider
    February 7, 2018 at 10:11 am

    One of the turtlebabes should help turtleboy with his understanding of feminine hygiene products. This could save him an explosive encounter with Mrs. Turtleboy when she sends him to the store to purchase such items.

    • Periods matter.
      February 7, 2018 at 12:39 pm

      I was thinking the same thing. It’s a maxi pad. Not a tampon. 

  • Troubled Nostrils
    February 7, 2018 at 10:10 am

    Jenna Kelly might be semi-attractive and fuckable if she’d lose the pussy hat, remove those stupid fake femi-nazi glasses, and file down her gopher teeth to match the rest of her ivories. Otherwise, she’s just a living caricature of a modern, militant, clueless feminist who needs to be hog-tied and butt-fucked in order to bring them to their senses.

    • Hughbo Mont
      February 7, 2018 at 11:39 am

      Dunno. We only see top third. She could be an iceberg.

  • TJB
    February 7, 2018 at 10:08 am

    No, triggly puff- you can’t work here. Because you are a fat smelly cheesehog. Nobody wants your dirty fingers on their coffee. Try taco Bell, where you can hide your grossness in the back.

  • ElJefe72
    February 7, 2018 at 10:00 am

    The letter from the superintendent is one of the most professional and thorough smack-downs I’ve ever read. 

  • DiDi Gelado
    February 7, 2018 at 10:00 am

    Damn non-skinfolk bitches need to get in line and pay me reparations so I can continue to pretend to be an activist, rapper, poet, something or other…

  • John Hurley
    February 7, 2018 at 9:58 am

    They are all whores!

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