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So the latest wannabe cop block video that’s been making the rounds comes from a family shelter in Stoughton called the Evelyn House. Watch on this viral Facebook video as this deep fried pajamaraptor finds out the hard way that you’re not allowed to hit cops…..
“I’m calling my lawyer.”
Bitch, you live in a halfway house. You can’t afford electricity, never mind an Internet deformation lawyer. Plus, this is literally your entire defense during that video:
“That’s bullshit. I don’t give a fuck. That’s bullshit yo.”
I rest my case your honor.
Let’s go to the play by play…..
As with all viral anti-police videos we have no idea what happened before they began filming. All we know is this south shore sausage wallet is under arrest, presumably because the cops are racist. It begins when Meat Curtains Mary is told to put her hands behind her back. But seeing as commands from the police are optional she exercised her non-existent right to push him instead….
Luckily her friend Teen Mom Tina was behind her urging her to continue to resist this lawful arrest….
Because that’s a high percentage move.
Even after another cop tries to hogtie her from behind she still tries to get in one last smack….
Finally a third cop comes over, but rather than complying she chose to try to punch him in the face instead….
In the next video they’re attempting to finally put the cuffs on her but the slugrake siren resists and continues to shout really important things like, “get the fuck off of me”
And because she made it clear that she was not gonna go down without a fight, it was face in the grass taser time….
Because if you insist on acting like a zoo animal then the police will treat you like one.
Even after being tased she still had some fight in her though, and obviously had not learned that her efforts were fruitless, so she once again raised her head and yelled FREEDOM!!!
Worked out about as well as it did for Mel Gibson.
And then she went to jail.
Meanwhile, the comments section has brought us so many hot takes from local ghetto nuggets. Lets start with the OP Tommy Egan. He starts us off with a bang by going full social justice warrior while using the term “colored” to speak about people of color:
Off to a rough start. But it’s cool because he comes in contact with biracial babies.
So he gets a free pass.
He took offense to the video while once again using the term “colored” only to be told by an actual person of color that the video has nothing to do with race and everything to do with a cheesehog in training who stupidly decided to assault a police officer and resist arrest:
Obviously Tommy is a well respected member of society, as can be seen on his Facebook page full of racial slurs, 100 emojis, unlicensed firearms, graveyard selfies, children he probably doesn’t pay child support for, and other hoodtacular stuff….
Next up was Tricia Bryan. She’s a real gem:
Lives in Fall River. From Brockton. It’s like she’s playing Ratchet Frogger. Next stop, Dorchester.
According to Tricia you are a disgrace to “our black culture” if you blamed the woman who resisted arrest and assaulted a cop in that video….
Because she is the self-appointed official press secretary for black people. And according to her “our culture” means resisting arrest and going full ratchet at the free family shelter in Stoughton.
Tricia has gone full free muh boi…
Evidently it was the cops’ fault because her friend Janni was just a loud person….
Which totally explains why she assaulted a police officer.
And she’s totally NOT racist…..but…..
Wudup with all you wypipo think the cops were justified in their actions? Oh wait, it actually looks like even the dog filter mafia thinks her swamp donkey friend got what was coming to her.
Plus, was you there n word?
No, but I did watch the video. Does that not count anymore? Or do you have to have season tickets to the hoodrat express to cast judgement?
But wait, turns out you can hit a cop so long as you’re a “minor”:
There was a lot of that going around….
So many strong points being made. Like how the SPD are “str8 bitches”
Although it’s unclear who Dillon Douche Monkey will slap first. Shocking that this upstanding member of society would have such strong opinions about various south shore police departments.
There’s totally nothing homoerotic about wearing matching camo pants and Jordans with flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat blunt buddy.
Hell, even the fam wasn’t interested in free muh boi for this one….
Didn’t stop this crotch fruit from chiming in…..
Do the cops feel tough because they did their job? Probably not. But maybe if they got a cool fanny pack like you and started doing the hardo face in all their pictures they might.
Bro, your shirt was made out of my grandmother’s wallpaper. No one is impressed.
“Have you ever met another n word like me?”
Yes, actually. Anyone who has ever been to Brockton has met way too many people like you.
Then this piece of shit chimed in:
Actually, cops are shot because EBT-Rex’s like you blame them for doing what they were trained to do instead of blaming yourself for your own shitty behavior. Have fun at your next hoodbooger slumber party though.
Some of these Rhodes Scholars apparently believe that male cops (particularly white males) do not have the right to arrest and restrain female criminals….
New rule – if you have an apostrophe in your name (or any punctuation for that matter) nothing you say matters.
Samione Lopes might’ve been my personal fav though….
Girl, you nicknamed yourself after bottled water. Class dismissed.
The bottom line is if the cops come to arrest you it’s because you broke the law. Fighting them is not an option, and they don’t accept food stamps for bail. So just comply, get yourself a lawyer, and have your lawyer argue any grievance you have in a court of law. This is Massachusetts, odds are you’re not going to jail anyway.