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Stoughton Stir Fried Pajamraptor Tries Fighting 3 Cops, Hoodbooger Express Whines About Brutality

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So the latest wannabe cop block video that’s been making the rounds comes from a family shelter in Stoughton called the Evelyn House. Watch on this viral Facebook video as this deep fried pajamaraptor finds out the hard way that you’re not allowed to hit cops…..

“I’m calling my lawyer.”

Bitch, you live in a halfway house. You can’t afford electricity, never mind an Internet deformation lawyer. Plus, this is literally your entire defense during that video:

“That’s bullshit. I don’t give a fuck. That’s bullshit yo.”

I rest my case your honor.

Let’s go to the play by play…..

As with all viral anti-police videos we have no idea what happened before they began filming. All we know is this south shore sausage wallet is under arrest, presumably because the cops are racist. It begins when Meat Curtains Mary is told to put her hands behind her back. But seeing as commands from the police are optional she exercised her non-existent right to push him instead….

Luckily her friend Teen Mom Tina was behind her urging her to continue to resist this lawful arrest….

Because that’s a high percentage move.

Even after another cop tries to hogtie her from behind she still tries to get in one last smack….

Finally a third cop comes over, but rather than complying she chose to try to punch him in the face instead….

In the next video they’re attempting to finally put the cuffs on her but the slugrake siren resists and continues to shout really important things like, “get the fuck off of me”

And because she made it clear that she was not gonna go down without a fight, it was face in the grass taser time….

Because if you insist on acting like a zoo animal then the police will treat you like one.

Even after being tased she still had some fight in her though, and obviously had not learned that her efforts were fruitless, so she once again raised her head and yelled FREEDOM!!!

Worked out about as well as it did for Mel Gibson.

And then she went to jail.

Meanwhile, the comments section has brought us so many hot takes from local ghetto nuggets. Lets start with the OP Tommy Egan. He starts us off with a bang by going full social justice warrior while using the term “colored” to speak about people of color:

Off to a rough start. But it’s cool because he comes in contact with biracial babies.

So he gets a free pass.

He took offense to the video while once again using the term “colored” only to be told by an actual person of color that the video has nothing to do with race and everything to do with a cheesehog in training who stupidly decided to assault a police officer and resist arrest:

Obviously Tommy is a well respected member of society, as can be seen on his Facebook page full of racial slurs, 100 emojis, unlicensed firearms, graveyard selfies, children he probably doesn’t pay child support for, and other hoodtacular stuff….

Next up was Tricia Bryan. She’s a real gem:

Lives in Fall River. From Brockton. It’s like she’s playing Ratchet Frogger. Next stop, Dorchester.

According to Tricia you are a disgrace to “our black culture” if you blamed the woman who resisted arrest and assaulted a cop in that video….

Because she is the self-appointed official press secretary for black people. And according to her “our culture” means resisting arrest and going full ratchet at the free family shelter in Stoughton.

Tricia has gone full free muh boi…

Evidently it was the cops’ fault because her friend Janni was just a loud person….

Which totally explains why she assaulted a police officer.

And she’s totally NOT racist…..but…..

Wudup with all you wypipo think the cops were justified in their actions? Oh wait, it actually looks like even the dog filter mafia thinks her swamp donkey friend got what was coming to her.

Plus, was you there n word?

No, but I did watch the video. Does that not count anymore? Or do you have to have season tickets to the hoodrat express to cast judgement?

But wait, turns out you can hit a cop so long as you’re a “minor”:

There was a lot of that going around….

So many strong points being made. Like how the SPD are “str8 bitches”

Although it’s unclear who Dillon Douche Monkey will slap first. Shocking that this upstanding member of society would have such strong opinions about various south shore police departments.

There’s totally nothing homoerotic about wearing matching camo pants and Jordans with flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat blunt buddy.

Hell, even the fam wasn’t interested in free muh boi for this one….

Didn’t stop this crotch fruit from chiming in…..

Do the cops feel tough because they did their job? Probably not. But maybe if they got a cool fanny pack like you and started doing the hardo face in all their pictures they might.

Bro, your shirt was made out of my grandmother’s wallpaper. No one is impressed.

“Have you ever met another n word like me?”

Yes, actually. Anyone who has ever been to Brockton has met way too many people like you.

Then this piece of shit chimed in:

Actually, cops are shot because EBT-Rex’s like you blame them for doing what they were trained to do instead of blaming yourself for your own shitty behavior. Have fun at your next hoodbooger slumber party though.

Some of these Rhodes Scholars apparently believe that male cops (particularly white males) do not have the right to arrest and restrain female criminals….

New rule – if you have an apostrophe in your name (or any punctuation for that matter) nothing you say matters.

Samione Lopes might’ve been my personal fav though….

Girl, you nicknamed yourself after bottled water. Class dismissed.

The bottom line is if the cops come to arrest you it’s because you broke the law. Fighting them is not an option, and they don’t accept food stamps for bail. So just comply, get yourself a lawyer, and have your lawyer argue any grievance you have in a court of law. This is Massachusetts, odds are you’re not going to jail anyway.

36 Comment(s)
  • Henry Fool
    August 23, 2018 at 8:45 am

    could it be that ‘people of color’ means ‘people of behavior’? just wondering…

  • Snarky Rider
    August 2, 2018 at 1:04 am

    Stupid twat. 20 years ago she would have had her skull cracked for this BS. I admire the officers involved for their restraint in this situation.
    PSA. Don’t be a dumb ass. Act like a decent person and stop trying to fight the cops so you can claim “brutality”. Videos vindicate LEO.
    Blue Lives Matter.

  • Mokey Tamer
    August 1, 2018 at 10:06 pm

    What a bunch of dumb shits
    cops can defend themselves no matter how old stupid bitches
    welfare freaks
    scum bags should jump off a bridge and end there useless shitty life

  • Back The Blue
    July 31, 2018 at 1:31 pm

    You’re forgetting all the different fathers

  • Y
    July 31, 2018 at 11:50 am

    Did Marc Vasconcellos report on this incident?
    If so, how were the police portrayed in his piece?

  • JoeMomma
    July 31, 2018 at 11:16 am

    A word of wisdom from my Dad…..
    You don’t argue with the cop, argue with the judge instead.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Old Gumshoe
    July 30, 2018 at 11:36 pm

    Cop’s need to start slow-walking to calls involving these SAVAGES.
    Let these cocksucker’s kill each other ! Why get in the way? Let them do it !
    Thanks to Barack Obama and his anti-police rhetoric, the black community has declared war on the police.
    The new police response:
    Don’t want us in your neighborhood? Awesome ! Cuz we don’t wanna deal with your shit no more !
    Feel free to rape, murder and main yourselves ! We’ll show up with the body bags….. eventually.

    • z
      July 31, 2018 at 6:47 am

      That’s not quite fair. I doubt the cops were just there. Someone called them (maybe the shelter?) .
      That means that at least 1 person there was a responsible human being.
      Why should that person have to get sucked up in this?

      Very sad that a shelter exists to take you in when your situation sucks and you pay them back with BS.

  • brian albrecht
    July 30, 2018 at 9:06 pm

    N words gunna N word. Nothing to see here guys. Just N words being n Words.

  • Bullethead
    July 30, 2018 at 8:41 pm

    1 of me is much cheaper than any time in a jail cell. Jus sayin

  • Wade Boggs- Taint
    July 30, 2018 at 7:57 pm

    There are times I wish the South had won the civil war. This is one of them.

  • rooter n-word
    July 30, 2018 at 7:33 pm

    Got dam, those muthafuckin roto rooter racists be snatching up my biz. Wonder how much they paid for that spot, shit. Cant a brotha catch a brake?

  • Damn bitch you stink
    July 30, 2018 at 7:26 pm

    I noticed the rota-rooter truck in the background…..were the police called to give this whores stink trench a forced enema or douche her out….

    Maybe that’s why she was so upset

  • whatevuh
    July 30, 2018 at 7:17 pm

    I never realized how much law one could learn working at fucking dunkin’ donuts . . . these internet law students are fucking amazing !!

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    July 30, 2018 at 6:30 pm

    Alas, the responding officer on the right drew the wrong weapon. He needed the parkerized one, not the yellow one.

    Is there any very remote island, far from anywhere, that we could drop off these uncivilized porch monkeys?

    • Frank Rizzo
      July 30, 2018 at 7:28 pm

      Hey Vorlon YES!!! There is an island called AFRICA! Send them all back and they can be AMERICAN-AFRICANS as opposed to AFRICAN AMERICANS! That would be so cool!

  • Ray Patriarca
    Old Gumshoe
    July 30, 2018 at 6:30 pm

    Fucking savages ! That’s all they are: savages.
    Act like a Savage, get treated like a Savage.
    In my day, it would have ended much differently.
    No tasers.
    A 20 oz lead-weighted sap to the noggin would have ended her little war in a hurry.
    Ah…..for the good old days !

  • A Clear Agenda
    July 30, 2018 at 6:16 pm

    I think it is time to acknowledge that the black community has declared war on police departments across the country. They wage non-stop campaigns that include resisting, evading, disrespect, assault, and homicides. They clearly are stepping up their efforts and we are seeing a very definitive upswing in events everywhere. Watch police programs to see just how bad it is.

    So what do we do now? I don’t have an answer, but clearly one needs to be found before they step up their efforts and further damage society.

    • Herr Fuehrer
      July 30, 2018 at 6:43 pm

      I have a plan.

  • dindu nuthin
    July 30, 2018 at 5:54 pm

    At 31 seconds “dindu nuthin” but it has a happy ending 🙂

    • z
      July 30, 2018 at 7:19 pm

      He got the results of his actions.

      Just think of the BS if the cop wasn’t recording video.

      “He assassinated an innocent man.”
      “They planted the gun on him.”
      “He was giving himself up and the cop killed him anyways.”

  • z
    July 30, 2018 at 5:09 pm

    Notice the taser AND the Roto Rooter truck at the same time.

    Coincidence? I think not. It’s just a coincidence the truck is WHITE and the cops are WHITE?

    Bypass the taser and just go for the dart gun next time.

    The cops didn’t just happen to be there. Someone called because it was getting out of hand and someone expected it to get worse. It did.

  • The Doctor
    July 30, 2018 at 4:55 pm

    Black, white, blue, or green: if an officer tells you to put your hands behind your back, do it.
    Have an issue with the detainment? Bring it up with an attorney.
    Fight the police and I’m sure an attorney is going to tell you that you that you’re SOL.

  • Rick James
    July 30, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    What did the hand say to the face.


  • Joe Friday
    July 30, 2018 at 3:15 pm

    Here are the facts ma’am. You asaulted a police officer. In fact you assaulted more than one. Our officers are well within their rights to use all and any force necessary to nuetralize the threat. You actually got off easy.
    And did you hear your child screaming mommy while this was going on? Try to be a better role model for your children. Your all they have being there is no daddy.

  • Confucious
    July 30, 2018 at 3:09 pm

    Confucious repeats self. When a law enforcement officer gives you a command and you choose not to comply something bad will happen.

  • Old School Math
    July 30, 2018 at 2:39 pm

    No welfare + No obamaphones = No Problems

  • Rockets Redglare
    July 30, 2018 at 2:32 pm

    They hava a history alright, a criminal history…

  • deflateddoritodinks
    July 30, 2018 at 2:23 pm

    Please, please, please! NO MORE WELFARE! Please?

  • ncfoothillbilly
    July 30, 2018 at 2:21 pm

    Its a good thing (maybe) that breathing is an involuntary action. Most of these idiots would’ve asphyxiated years ago if that wasn’t the case. You would think these kangz and builders of societies would know the law better considering most of them have experienced multiple incidents’ with Johnny Law.

  • Jason
    July 30, 2018 at 2:21 pm

    Triyca Brown called the ground “the floor” i have 0% respect for anyone that calls the ground a floor and a floor a ground. I do not trust them and never will. If my wife calls a ground a floor i would be shopping for divorce lawyers the same day.

  • Common Sense
    July 30, 2018 at 2:21 pm

    How f%$@ing difficult is it to be a civilized human being? If urban individuals didn’t set a precedent by being loud, obnoxious, and uncooperative, the police wouldn’t anticipate a shitstorm everytime they answer a call from the ‘hood. Don’t want to get tased or thrown in the slammer? Sit down, shut up, and a polite “Yes, sir/No, sir/Thank you, sir.” You get what you give; try not to be shocked when you’re met with force after acting like an animal.

    • Turtz McGurtz
      Turt McGurtz
      July 30, 2018 at 2:46 pm

      “…try not to be shocked…”


  • Duh versity
    July 30, 2018 at 2:11 pm

    jeezus H.
    can we please just get all these low IQ savages in a field and drop a MOAB on them

  • citypoint
    July 30, 2018 at 2:02 pm

    Stoughton used to be such a nice place until Brockton moved next door.

  • bigdaddy
    July 30, 2018 at 1:47 pm

    quick question If she is your nephews sister wouldn’t that make her your niece ?

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