There are no shortage of spunk donating deadbeats out there who will fertilize your sperm sponge and then abandon ship when it’s time to change your raw dog trophy’s first diaper. But I think it’s time for a rule that was kind of an unwritten rule the whole time – if you constantly whine about how your junkie baby daddy ain’t shit for years, you don’t get to get to profit off of his inevitable demise and pretend like he was some sort of big loss to your crotch fruit.
This is Angela Guzzetti of Watertown.
Angela has been complaining about the guy she chose to get knocked up by for many years, because shockingly when you choose to get knocked up by an addict they often fall behind on child support.
“We were never together.”
Oh OK. Good thing you decided to procreate. Sounds like a solid foundation for raising a child.
She called the sperm donor’s absence in his child’s life “unforgivable.”
And as she predicted, Pat Kirkland, the baby daddy she’s been bitching about non-stop for the last 5 years straight, died 2 weeks ago. And what did she do? Tried to profit off of his death of course!!!
So touching. Let’s see how many of those things are true.
“Her father and her shared a beautiful relationship…..”
“She meant the world to him….”
“He would want her to be financially supported….”
“now that her Daddy is an angel in heaven…..”
“He loved his daughter so much….”
Pro tip – if you’re gonna try to milk your friends into giving you sympathy cash because the guy who hit and quit it turned out to be exactly as advertised, don’t post about what a loser he is for 5 years straight prior to that. And although he’s obviously a loser for abandoning his kid for drugs, you’re only half a step down on the ratchet ladder by starting a GoFundMe and pretending he was father of the year material right after he dies.
P.S. She took the GFM down and she’s done being nice to people who didn’t donate. After all, she’s “entitled” to her friend’s money.
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