Sucks To Be Ed

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Spotted on May Street in Worcester this weekend:


Man, sucks to be Ed. Hey Ed, buddy, not sure what you did wrong, but if you need a spot to stay, give Turtleboy a call. We got a couple extra couches. I’ve pissed off Mrs. Turtleboy plenty of times, but I never came home to a trashbag full of my shit on my front lawn. I don’t know what you did, but everyone deserves a second chance. Maybe she’s just mad you didn’t mow the lawn. Get on the shit. Be better Ed.



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67 Comment(s)
  • rat
    May 10, 2016 at 10:34 am

    How do you people figure out FB identities? I will stop posting here if it’s possible for some whack job to figure out who I am. Oh, and Bob, this comment board is not the real world.

    • BobnMic
      May 10, 2016 at 10:45 am

      Oh thank you for that I had no idea. Who would’ve known. Nice screen name. It seems befitting.

      • BobnMic
        May 10, 2016 at 11:18 am

        Anyway on a serious note rat I do not know of any way that FB I.D.s can be manipulated through here unless you are one of the writers with Administrative access to They can get I.P. addresses and whatever e-mail address you are using which could lead to a FB hit but why would any of the staff want to do that? They wouldn’t. As far as your average Joe, they’ll never find you on FB.

    • Wabbitt
      May 10, 2016 at 11:51 am

      Well, TB knows who I am because I’ve told him. But other than that I keep on the DL. I’ve only once had a post of mine show up on here and it wasn’t in a “look at this dumbfuck” context.

      • rat
        May 10, 2016 at 1:20 pm

        But I’ve seen some comments which suggest to me that some posters here know the identities of each other as well as others (whose names they’re threatening to post). Is there some way to privately contact another poster here? How do Bob and Feisty know each other?

        • BobnMic
          May 10, 2016 at 1:35 pm

          Rat, just from here I swear. She came here just a little over a month ago I think. I’ve been here since it started some 2 plus years ago. We don’t know each really at all. She just has the same kind of quirky personality that I do but she is a hell of lot more funnier than I am so I often tumble off my chair when she goes off. I think she and ProfessorM are friends in real life. I swear there are a couple of commenters on here I think I know but I don’t inquire. It’s an anonymous blog so I think most would prefer to keep that way.

          Believe me if there was a way to private post I would then I wouldn’t be so fucking hated on this thing.

  • Reddog
    May 9, 2016 at 9:50 am

    Feel better feisty. My buddy’s father had a foot of his removed almost 30 years ago. No problems since. Maybe Mrs red dog will be your nurse today.

    • BobnMic
      May 9, 2016 at 10:00 am

      Reddog – Can you believe this shit that some of these assholes are saying to Feisty? And of all people fucking Wabbitt has to chime in and brand himself an asshole as well. Oh well, so be it I guess. Now I’ll fuck with all of them until they cry.

      • Wabbitt
        May 9, 2016 at 7:08 pm

        Like the world didn’t already know that I’m an asshole. Sorry to burst your bubble.

        • BobnMic
          May 10, 2016 at 10:54 am

          That is too bad Wabbitt. I always thought you were bigger than this. Now you have Jon, Jay, and maybe one or two others in your corner. And what a corner that is. I’ll stay away from that group thank you. I’d rather walk up Charlton Street at 3 a.m. with money hanging out my pockets.

  • BobnMic
    May 9, 2016 at 9:32 am

    Why don’t you asshole, coming out of nowhere, commenters just leave this woman alone? Do you get off picking on a girl you weak fucking little faggot sacks of shit? What fucking pussies you are un-fucking-believable. You pick on a girl. Really? Really?

    IgnoranceBreedsIgnorance – you suck asshole and you ARE in fact ignorant. The Great Dolemite – you suck asshole and you are not even fucking remotely funny. Your ghetto schtick is really fucking stupid. titiho – go ahead make up some more stupid shit you fucking numbskull. And achooooo – too bad you don’t like women you fucking sad excuse for a human being. They are awesome.

    • IgnoranceBreedsIgnorance
      May 9, 2016 at 4:31 pm

      I suck asshole? That’s a new one! Seriously, I didn’t insult anyone, did I? I just find it very cumbersome to read through all of this back and forth conversation that seems would be better suited to another forum, such as email. It is ever so slightly annoying. Just a pinch.

  • The Great Dolemite
    May 8, 2016 at 11:04 pm

    Props to fiestymama. By da end of da week you will ya be FiestyLawyerMan you Caitlyn Jenner Mutha Fucka!?!

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      May 8, 2016 at 11:15 pm

      You would love that huh? Fudge packing pansy. If i ever grew a dick, I would not fuck you. Maybe your mother…. twice then tell her to get the fuck out when I’m done. Send her old ass back home and make her knit me a fucking sweater with your name on it.

      Anyway, I’m getting my wonderful dilaudid so my silly ass will be knocked for a while. Enjoy talking to yourself ya racist bigot troll.

      • achooooo
        May 8, 2016 at 11:46 pm

        ” racist bigot troll”

        So…now if someone disagrees with FLL, he/she is a “racist bigot troll?”

        “Fudge packing pansy. If i ever grew a dick, I would not fuck you. Maybe your mother…. twice then tell her to get the fuck out when I’m done. Send her old ass back home and make her knit me a fucking sweater with your name on it.”

        On that note, FLL, you are not a “lady.” You might (maybe) be a female, but you are not a lady.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          May 9, 2016 at 1:19 am

          You new here? We’ve all established I’m vulgar.

          He is a racist troll. Please go read all of his posts then come back here. All he does is type like a ghetto asshole and make up a bunch of stefeotypes. That is literally 90% of his posts…. No exaggeration. You agree with what he does here, you are just as bad as him.

          I may be vulgar, I may be rude to people who deserve it… but you will never see me being racist or starting shit with anyone here. Please, pay attention. The ONLY time the rude side comes out is when the racist trolls and people I have butt hurt come out of the wood works.

          Don’t make me start posting facebook names of some of these trolls trying to fucking flirt with me on FB and then when they get ignored and or DENIED they come on here and call me a bitch/annoying, ect. Want to be hard on here but soft on FB when my picture is available and their boner rises.

          I’m done on this post, won’t reply again but once I’m able to post again… better believe I’m going to start listing names because now it’s getting ridiculous.

          Off to la la land… see ya in 3 to 5 days.


        • BobnMic
          May 9, 2016 at 1:00 pm

          Hey fuckhead, “By da end of da week you will ya be FiestyLawyerMan you Caitlyn Jenner Mutha Fucka!?!” is NOT a disagreement. It is an insult of epic proportions. What the fuck is wrong with you? How can anybody be this stupid?

  • The Great Dolemite
    May 8, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    Good lux at da hospital FiestyMama. Yo! I hope they aint gotz to digz to deep ta getz out dat stick dats up you azz! peace

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      May 8, 2016 at 10:09 pm

      Yeah… nope. Just 1 foot of diseased cancerous colon. Don’t worry when it’s out I will save it so you can wear it as a necklace. On a good day, I won’t tie a knot around your neck with it.

      Sick but still witty

  • The Great Dolemite
    May 8, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    Yo! Where am all da white bitches at?

  • BobnMic
    May 8, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    Hang in there Fiesty. You are loved by many. Not just this nutcake stuff but in real life.

  • titiho
    May 8, 2016 at 7:52 pm

    Heard he was busted having a treesome with some Berg-Powers chick and her mum

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    May 8, 2016 at 1:36 pm

    Fuck em bob!! He’s as important as the last poop I took today. Swirled in the toilet like a sissy bitch not wanting to be flushed… Just like he comes back here to hate on ANYTHING that has to do wth me.

    Funny how in today’s world if a man and woman have conversations, it’s considered flirting. What kind of elementary school shit is that?? If I’m flirting it’s OBVIOUS that it would probably SHOCK the shit out of the person. I would go for the kill like a tiger and take a fucking chunk out, if the person I flirt with survives that, then its fair game that person is Grade A beef lol. Hypothetically speaking, since I’m married. Just giving you an idea of my style, I waste no time!

    Ahhh I’m ignoring it! Going to ring my little button and get me some lovely zofran and dilaudid… out like a light!!! ZzzZzzzZzz… Best medicine ever invented!!!!!

    Don’t worry to the few that hate me, I will not die…. BUT if by any small chance I do, I’m going to haunt you fuckers like a scary ghost and make your lives a miserable hell. Scare you out in public so you shit yourselves something real nasty… right down your legs lol.

    • BobnMic
      May 8, 2016 at 1:55 pm

      Fiesty get some rest and fight like the fighter that you are. You are loved way more than not. Some assholes just can’t handle a woman with strength, heart, soul, grit with a ton of wit. I wish I had that. I’m jealous damn you.

      • BobnMic
        May 8, 2016 at 2:34 pm

        Happy Mother’s Day Fiesty and all other Moms here in the comment section of TBS! And even you motherfuckers have a good day. Mic dropped, squealed noise.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          May 8, 2016 at 6:51 pm

          Thanks Bob?,

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            May 8, 2016 at 6:52 pm

            I meant Thanks Bob! Lol

    • IgnoranceBreedsIgnorance
      May 8, 2016 at 10:42 pm

      There are better places to have conversations, for reals.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        May 8, 2016 at 11:24 pm

        No there aren’t because Bob isn’t on FB. I mean if you are that bothered, scroll past it.

  • Mr. E
    May 8, 2016 at 9:12 am

    maybe he just couldn’t get it up, ya know…….. Erectile Disfunction…….. not Ed
    if that’s the case, then the number is clearly visible, maybe she’ll be mowing that lawn tomorrow…… hmmmmm

    • boobsinthewoods
      May 8, 2016 at 9:33 am

      I hate the ‘turtleboy post episodes’ where FiestyLawyerLady and BobnMic have their dumb conversations that saturate a blog post at the expense of the 100 000 other readers who couldn’t care less about their lame flirtations. It’s like having to watch an especially crappy episode of your favorite netflix show with bad writers that week, or suffering through an era of pro wrestling with bad gimmicks. Please don’t reply back with some lame wrathful comment; just meditate on what we’re saying for the sake of the turtleboy readership. Best regards,

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        May 8, 2016 at 9:58 am


        Suck it.

        • Turd Burglestein
          May 8, 2016 at 2:18 pm

          He’s just jealous because the only boobs in the woods he’s ever seen belonged to family members…and none were female.

      • BobnMic
        May 8, 2016 at 11:26 am

        “Mediate on what we’re saying”? Who the in the flying fuck is we shit for brains? You and Rosey Palm with her five sisters? Fuck off dickhead and get a life. Fucking loser.

        • BobnMic
          May 8, 2016 at 11:35 am

          Oh and getting along with a female must be foreign to you I would imagine. Go to the fucking store. Your cupboard needs more K jelly lubricating gel.

          • BobnMic
            May 8, 2016 at 11:51 am

            Oh and don’t wish Fiesty any kind of well wishing or anything meaningful that could help her in her situation. No. You just want more open space here in fucking fantasy land to do what? Move to another commenter to fuck with I suspect. You suck and I am positive your parents shake their heads knowing all along that they made a mistake. I feel bad for Mom and Dad.

          • Turd Burglestein
            May 8, 2016 at 2:20 pm

            What does a gay midget do when he announces his gaydom?

            He comes out of the cupboard.


        • BobnMic
          May 8, 2016 at 11:54 am

          I get it now. I know who wrote that post.

      • Wabbitt
        May 8, 2016 at 2:43 pm

        Or one of those Cheers episodes that focused way to heavily on Sam and Diane.

        • BobnMic
          May 8, 2016 at 3:16 pm

          Wabbitt man I thought you and I were pretty much on the same page. Everything you post makes sense to me. I guess I was wrong about that and who the fuck is this “lemonade” fuckstick coming out of nowhere? Boy I never thought I would be a target here but a contributor with a slight edge.

          Is this the wussification of the TBS comment section crew? I hope the fuck not. Guys, let’s get it together already. Jesus H. Christ.

          • Wabbitt
            May 9, 2016 at 7:03 pm

            My apologies for not wanting to slog through a twenty comment long conversation where the two of you discuss the events of your day.

            I promise you, the rest of us either couldn’t give less of a fuck about the minutiae, or have reached the “Jesus Christ just fuck and get it over with!” stage.

          • BobnMic
            May 9, 2016 at 11:19 pm

            Wow so it really is all about you then. God forbid there are commentators or commenters on here that get along and like to shoot the shit every once in a while. That bothers you. That’s weird. Very fucking weird. I wonder why? Maybe because you have no friends of your own and you are jealous? Could be. You are without a doubt an enigma there Wabbitt.

          • BobnMic
            May 10, 2016 at 12:08 am

            If that is an apology then you suck at that too. Not forgiven fucknut.

          • Wabbitt
            May 10, 2016 at 11:38 am

            Clearly sarcasm is as lost on you as irony and basic decorum.

      • lemonade
        May 8, 2016 at 2:44 pm

        I agree. Their “conversations” are insipid and just plain boring. Private message each other, text, have a real life meeting, but why do you think anyone on here cares to read your comments to each other about your personal lives? It’s weird.

        • BobnMic
          May 8, 2016 at 3:03 pm

          Give it a rest will you? It is no different than me commenting on somebody else’s comment only for the sole purpose of entertainment and maybe a laugh or two. I never insult anyone on here. I either agree or disagree that’s it. So again calm your shit down and stop being such an asshole. God forbid I make any new friends on here. It might be insipid and boring to those who can not do such a thing like you. Go to the store, take out your wallet and get a clue dude.

          • bizaro bobnmic
            May 9, 2016 at 1:57 pm

            Hey, I don’t get it: you just insulted someone you idiot. Why am I picturing bobnmic as some bluecollar irish guy with missing teeth who spent too much time in the sun? Does anyone see the irony here? Look at your own comments above. Maybe it’s just me, but the other irony is (apparently), what you write isn’t really funny… only funny in a train wreck sort of way: those comments are not clever, just belligerent. If anything it just shows how you easily you get pissed off if someone respectfully disagrees with you blabbing all over the posts as if you can’t hold an intelligent conversation. You throwing a fit about that makes you almost sound like a SJW… five bucks says that instead of an intelligent response, you’ll spew off another diatribe of cheap insults that make you look even more like a boob…

          • BobnMic
            May 9, 2016 at 2:26 pm

            Hey – I never once threw the first punch. Never did. If anything I support opinions even if I do not agree. That’s democracy. And if you think that I am going just take the punch without a rebuttal like anyone else would you’re crazy. You don’t need to exaggerate to make your point. No one sees your irony because it does not exist.

            I just have fun on here. Some topics are serious followed by a serious comment. Other topics are funny/goofy and I may add a comment within that genre. I don’t know what your problem truly is with me personally but again I really do not care. But you can count on a response that’s a given. You compare me to a SJW? Wow, now that’s a stretch. I hate those fools. And yes I am on a mission to make fools out of those who personally attacked me. Who wouldn’t? Oh that’s right, you.

          • BobnMic
            May 9, 2016 at 8:38 pm

            Oh and Wabbitt I know this is you. Why hide behind this dumbass bizaro bullshit? Are you that much of a pussy? I guess so.

          • Wabbitt
            May 9, 2016 at 8:47 pm

            Are you Walter Bird? You think everyone on Facebook is Aiden, and now everyone in the comments is me? Seek professional help.

            I swear, Bob is in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history…

          • BobnMic
            May 9, 2016 at 8:59 pm

            Sucks when you’re bagged huh? You’re not even good at being an imposter anonymous commenter which is a status just invented by you. Hey at least you are good for something.

          • Wabbitt
            May 10, 2016 at 11:41 am

            So utterly delusional.

            Let’s all of us chip in and buy Bob a new roll of foil to touch up his hat. Maybe that will soothe the savage… savage.

          • BobnMic
            May 10, 2016 at 12:00 pm

            Oh look who’s back for more punishment. Just when I thought I’d get through a day without this asshat Wabbitt crawling up my ass, here he comes at it again. Well ‘reap what you sow’ shit for brains. You want to still keep this going? I up for it. Remember I never throw the first punch – I just double down on a response.

            Question: How do you feel being such an asshole? How do you look at yourself in the mirror? Do you even have a mirror? Do you shave? Holy shit you don’t do you. Do you have teeth? No? No teeth? Do you shower? No? No shower? Wow you must be the pride in your neighborhood but at least the bugs and lice are all happy and groovy.

        • There stupid
          May 10, 2016 at 9:51 pm

          Second that ,when I see a blog has a high amount of comments. I figure it’s just Bobnfordick and musty box lawyer trying to show how intelligent and humorous they think they are.

      • IgnoranceBreedsIgnorance
        May 8, 2016 at 10:41 pm

        I wish I could like this comment like 800 times. SHAAAHHHT UP!

  • BobnMic
    May 8, 2016 at 1:22 am

    *my bud

    • BobnMic
      May 8, 2016 at 1:56 am

      However, it seems as though ‘Ed’ dipped the stick where the stick should not have been dipped. Good ole’ Ed is now saying, “I’m single now, and it’s really weird for me to be dating again because, for the last three years, I’ve just been cheating.”

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        May 8, 2016 at 5:12 am

        Okay…. LMAO best last line ever.

  • GoneWest
    May 7, 2016 at 11:23 pm

    Bobnmic, if Fiestylawyer is married to a guy named Ed, ow is your time to swoop in there.

    • BobnMic
      May 8, 2016 at 1:21 am

      How sweet that would be but no. She is a devoted married family woman and she is officially by bud here on the greatest show on blog-earth, Turtle Boy Sports.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        May 8, 2016 at 5:19 am

        Bob, you are so nice. Remember when I recently mentioned that health stuff that happened back in September? Well well…

        Here I am in the stupid hospital since Friday waiting for my stupid surgery on Monday. Aggressive little fuckers came back with a vengeance but nothing can stop me!!!! Lol

        I’m like that annoying piece of gum on the shoe that never goes away no matter how hard you chisel.

        On the bright side, they are all sure surgery will do, no radiotion chemo unless they notice anything unfamiliar.

        Make sure you fuck this place up while I’m gone!! No feminists, trolls, or stalkers allowed lol.

        • Turd Burglestein
          May 8, 2016 at 7:23 am

          Hope all turns out well. Feel better soon.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            May 8, 2016 at 9:56 am

            Thanks so much Turd. I’m pushing for it to happen Monday instead of Weds. I want to be out of here already!!!

            I meant to reply to your other post about your situation but my comments were going to la la land! I’m sorry that happened to you, I can’t imagine how angry you must have been… Hope the best for you!

        • Fillet O Fish
          May 10, 2016 at 6:22 am

          Thoughts and prayers are with you.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      May 8, 2016 at 5:13 am

      Silly lol… My husband is stuck with me forever!!! Mwuahahahaaaa

      • BobnMic
        May 8, 2016 at 11:37 am

        Get well Fiesty. And fast. This place is pretty boring without ya. God speed.

  • whatevuh
    May 7, 2016 at 9:39 pm

    Been there, done that LOL

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