Yesterday I published a blog about two raw dog ragamuffins from Palmer who pulled a chew and screw at a local restaurant, then showed up on the post shaming them and claimed that they went to the cops to report the owners for harassment because they left due to 12 hairs in their food. In reality they ate half their meals and dipped like the scum cunts that they are.
If you’ll recall I, played along with this douchebag and pretended to be sympathetic towards him just to see what he would say.
Before Sugar Shane Short Bus, AKA Jason Bravo, AKA Chase Sin was all about promoting Turtleboy, because he thought I was gonna blast the restaurant that was already struggling to make ends meet due to commie cold.
The cops straight up told him that not paying for his food was acceptable, and luckily he will now be advertising the fuck out of the blog so things are starting to look up for Turtleboy.
Then a couple hours later he actually read the blog and reality began to set in that Turtleboy was no ally of his.
In invited him on the Live show tonight to discuss his issues with the blog, as I do with all ratchets for ratchet redemption hour, but he kept calling me and insisting that he was somehow the victim here.
He vowed to hunt me down repeatedly, and said that he had audio and video of himself at the police station which proved that they told him that he didn’t have to pay for his food. But unfortunately he wouldn’t show me it because I made a “phony ass statement.”
His alleged innocence hinged around the fact that I did not have a picture of his half eaten food, while ignoring the fact that he failed to take a picture of food with 12 pieces of hair in it. But just to be clear, he is a baller and does have the money to pay for the food, he’s just a chode muffin who would rather stiff a family owned business just to be a penis.
I’m sure that’s all real. And the hand skeleton tatoo he has on his fingers totally isn’t the gayest thing I’ve ever seen at all.
Because I was working I was unable to get back to him right away after he called me 50 times, but he did vow to donate $50 worth of masks to Angel’s Restaurant to make up for the chew and screw.
Just to be clear, you can’t see anything in the tape that he claims you can, nor does he have any followers who are gonna do anything. He’s just a broke ratchet from Palmer with a slampig girlfriend who can’t afford to pay for lunch.
He kept promising to run over me too, and even sent me a short video showing a car parked by itself in a lot, which apparently in his mind proved something.
Meanwhile his sperm sponge was quite impressed with the way she came out on the blog and commented briefly on the page.
The question is, will any of them answer when we call them on the live show tonight? Tune it at 9 PM and subscribe to the YouTube channel by clicking here to find out.
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