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Sugar Shane Shortbus Can’t Believe Blog Called Him Out For Palmer Chew And Screw, Feels Betrayed, Vows To Hunt TB Down And Run Me Over

 

Yesterday I published a blog about two raw dog ragamuffins from Palmer who pulled a chew and screw at a local restaurant, then showed up on the post shaming them and claimed that they went to the cops to report the owners for harassment because they left due to 12 hairs in their food. In reality they ate half their meals and dipped like the scum cunts that they are.

If you’ll recall I, played along with this douchebag and pretended to be sympathetic towards him just to see what he would say.

 

Before Sugar Shane Short Bus, AKA Jason Bravo, AKA Chase Sin was all about promoting Turtleboy, because he thought I was gonna blast the restaurant that was already struggling to make ends meet due to commie cold.

The cops straight up told him that not paying for his food was acceptable, and luckily he will now be advertising the fuck out of the blog so things are starting to look up for Turtleboy.

Then a couple hours later he actually read the blog and reality began to set in that Turtleboy was no ally of his.

In invited him on the Live show tonight to discuss his issues with the blog, as I do with all ratchets for ratchet redemption hour, but he kept calling me and insisting that he was somehow the victim here.

He vowed to hunt me down repeatedly, and said that he had audio and video of himself at the police station which proved that they told him that he didn’t have to pay for his food. But unfortunately he wouldn’t show me it because I made a “phony ass statement.”

His alleged innocence hinged around the fact that I did not have a picture of his half eaten food, while ignoring the fact that he failed to take a picture of food with 12 pieces of hair in it. But just to be clear, he is a baller and does have the money to pay for the food, he’s just a chode muffin who would rather stiff a family owned business just to be a penis.

I’m sure that’s all real. And the hand skeleton tatoo he has on his fingers totally isn’t the gayest thing I’ve ever seen at all.

Because I was working I was unable to get back to him right away after he called me 50 times, but he did vow to donate $50 worth of masks to Angel’s Restaurant to make up for the chew and screw.

Just to be clear, you can’t see anything in the tape that he claims you can, nor does he have any followers who are gonna do anything. He’s just a broke ratchet from Palmer with a slampig girlfriend who can’t afford to pay for lunch.

He kept promising to run over me too, and even sent me a short video showing a car parked by itself in a lot, which apparently in his mind proved something.

Meanwhile his sperm sponge was quite impressed with the way she came out on the blog and commented briefly on the page.

The question is, will any of them answer when we call them on the live show tonight? Tune it at 9 PM and subscribe to the YouTube channel by clicking here to find out.

 

 

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46 Comment(s)
  • MJ
    December 2, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    Gross long dirty fingernails and rotten brown teeth..how do people past the age of 10 not know basic personal hygiene

  • Nom nom
    November 28, 2020 at 7:36 pm

    Screw this ladyboy and his followers!
    Hell yeah TB!
    Do not listen to them. I am glad you have one last Sponsor, Elliot Fire, and that your company, Worcester digital media llc, is still going strong!
    I am a turtle rider for life!

  • God Emperor
    November 26, 2020 at 7:44 pm

    Anyone who flashes around hundies like that of social media must have a death wish. You know how many cops or your gang rivals will dump you 30 miles out to see? Or cops to make it look legit- keep your cash to yourself you fag boy.

  • WeRFucked
    November 25, 2020 at 3:30 pm

    And there’s the cash.

    Full Ratchet.

    (see my comment on the previous blog about this douche.)

    • Judge dread
      November 27, 2020 at 3:52 pm

      He is going to miss all of that cash when he finds out his tats do not mean shit in Shirley.

  • The son Aidan never had
    November 25, 2020 at 11:30 am

    Kid looks like the son TBS would have if he actually had any game.

  • Lettuce Wrap
    November 25, 2020 at 7:53 am

    I was in Heavens gym class where she suffered a Uta Pippig .

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    November 25, 2020 at 7:51 am

    over run = run over??????????????????

  • Rian Waters
    November 25, 2020 at 5:16 am

    boff heron adicts

  • Sandusky Breath
    November 24, 2020 at 10:52 pm

    The number of purple mushroom heads that have puked yogurt on Heavens
    face must be staggering.

    • J Lo
      November 25, 2020 at 4:23 am

      I’ve heard shes got the virus

      • Ben Affleck Duck
        November 25, 2020 at 8:20 pm

        Hey glitter bitch. You gave me a virus

  • Lost Cause
    November 24, 2020 at 10:44 pm

    I’m not saying they didn’t do it. but if it did happen why doesn’t the restaurant send you the video so you can see them sitting there eating. that’s more proof for your blog. can we can an update on that?So you can prove they sat and ate.

    • Shut up chase!
      November 24, 2020 at 10:52 pm

      Just go back to cleaning the Wossta porno theatre.

  • Chase
    November 24, 2020 at 9:24 pm

    I like black cock and I like it in my azz everynight

  • Steven Steiner
    November 24, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    In 6 months this frail snivel of a bitch, will be tits up with the Hep C. Typical lowlife flea bag.

  • Jason Bravo Gay Porn
    November 24, 2020 at 8:46 pm

    Jason Bravo skinny, horrible teeth, horrible tattoos all over thin little Bitch hands and a Fat Ugly Pale Bleach Blonde Pig. He said over and over to meet him in person, you took that completely wrong. He knows he’s a pussy and wasn’t threatening you, he was totally trying to Suck your Cock. Bet you that Skinny Faggot wanted to do it together with Tubby Slob Heaven.

    • I read TB is into that
      November 24, 2020 at 9:14 pm

      Yo man, I don’t think the kid is gay, he got marylin morno brake and services. But I read in a earlier post that someone posted a pic of a gay actor that looked like him and he never denied it, so he may be into that shit

  • 16 bands worth
    November 24, 2020 at 8:15 pm

    This kid could use those 16 bands for a dentist. Or give TB some journalism classes. Either way, we all win.

  • Done with this shit
    November 24, 2020 at 7:33 pm

    Better watch out TB – this one has a ‘follower base’. Haha

  • Jimmy Conway
    November 24, 2020 at 7:29 pm

    Her Turtleboy, can you publish the addresses of all these wiggas who post pictures of themselves with wads of cash?

    • Oh what are you going to do?
      November 24, 2020 at 7:36 pm

      Ring and run?

      • pokey pokey
        November 26, 2020 at 3:14 pm

        stab and grab

  • Girls will be girls
    November 24, 2020 at 5:53 pm

    Give this gay spic what he wants. Meet up with him and knock him the fuck out.
    What’s the problem?

  • Yo yo yo yo tryna live 100
    November 24, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    Good grief, cut those goddamned fingernails. And when you’re finished, take some of your “stack” and book 10 visits with a tattoo removal shop immediately to remove that nonsense from your girly little hand.

    • FedUp
      November 25, 2020 at 10:36 am

      You beat me to it…was wondering if anyone else was as repulsed by those nails as me. Wtf. Heaven’s not bad looking… but she must be a real loser if this kid is who she chooses to spend time with. What a waste.

  • The angry taint
    November 24, 2020 at 4:47 pm

    Can you actually get “run over” by a 90 lb twerp riding a Huffy?

  • Boston Irish
    November 24, 2020 at 4:29 pm

    I’ll gladly give this wigger my address in Boston

    • Hell, I'll give your address now
      November 24, 2020 at 7:35 pm

      Pine Street Inn, 444 Harrison Ave, Boston, MA 02118.

  • Billy Shakespeare
    November 24, 2020 at 4:23 pm

    Riveting story.

  • Heavens plug
    November 24, 2020 at 4:02 pm

    Heaven is a dirty wild fuck after a couple bumps, She tells that loser it’s girls night and comes over to get fucked into a concussion in all her holes. I got some videos for you there Shane sin, of heaven slurping clit and gagging on my cock before getting gorilla pounded in the corner. So where was she actually last Saturday night??

  • Old Tom Morris
    November 24, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    I’d bang that slam pig and make ol’ Julio here watch.

  • The lady doth protest too much, methinks
    November 24, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    That’s Shakespeare, bruh!

  • Reimers Gerbil Wheel Maintenance Plan
    November 24, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    No good drug dealing filthy spic.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    ChrisInShrewsbury
    November 24, 2020 at 3:27 pm

    Casual Observation:

    I don’t care how much Hepatitus the fat blonde girl has, I’d dog her raw any day.

  • George Lopez
    November 24, 2020 at 3:20 pm

    Be safe.She gave my friend the Herp.

  • Sandusky Breath
    November 24, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    That Izod cap is the gayest shit I have ever seen.

  • Lettuce Wrap
    November 24, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    Please do not contact the IRS and suggest they investigate him.

  • Taint Smasher
    November 24, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    Best type of dick fucks to rob are these kind. They ain’t gonna call the cops. Where you live bro?

  • Charlie Parker
    November 24, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    I’d poke her starfish.

  • Shaun King
    November 24, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    I will leave this one for Spic Tormentor.

  • Furry Parsnip
    November 24, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    White Hispanic

    • George Zimmerman
      November 24, 2020 at 3:19 pm

      Yup. The bad kind.

      • Shape Shifter
        November 24, 2020 at 4:41 pm

        Zimmerman doesn’t sound Hispanic.

    • Barry Soetoro
      November 24, 2020 at 3:20 pm

      If I had a son…

      • Big Mike
        November 24, 2020 at 3:23 pm

        I miss being First Lady.

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