Hoodrat Heroes

Summer Officially Begins At Salisbury Beach After Henny Hog Goblins Exchange Fisticuffs And Nearly Crush Rat Dog To Death


COVID spreads in places like Lawrence because ghetto folk don’t do social distancing. And when it finally cracks 80 degrees and all the guttermuppets head north to Hampton Beach, they’re not gonna socially distance there either. Same goes for Hampton Beach Jr. AKA Salisbury Beach, were some saucy senoritas did velociratchet things today. (skip the first minute or so if you wanna cut through the hoodrat negotiations of the rules of engagement)

I think the question we all wanna know the answer to is, who stole whose buy one get one half off Planned Parenthood coupon?

The only living creature in that video that anyone was remotely worried about, and I mean ONLY living creature, was that poor dog. Admit it, the whole time you were just watching that dog and hoping that one of these fertility fartboxes didn’t crush the poor thing.

Of course the matriarch of the family was the one urging both of them to settle their differences by pulling each other’s hair and arguing over which one knew how to spell GED without using Google.

Because God forbid the adult in this situation attempts to diffuse the tension, or urge both parties to just move on with their lives. Everything has to be settled with fighting so that it can be established who the baddest bitch on the boardwalk was on this particular Wednesday.

The fight itself was your typical chick fight. As soon as the hair pulling starts the fight’s already over and neither party can win. I don’t know women can’t just punch each other in the face like the old days, but this is literally the first thing women do when they fight now, and it ruins the sport of it all.

If I had to pick a winner I’d have to go with San Juan Sandy (the blonde skinny one), because she had great form, knew how to use her center of mass, hooked the right leg around to trip Thicky Martin up, and overcame a 15-20 pound weight disadvantage.

Plus, the four referees whose only rules were, “yo fuck that bitch up,” “drop her shit,” and “the dog don’t get anything to do with it,” were clearly biased towards Thicky Martin and pulled San Juan Sandy off of her when she finally had her pinned.

Meanwhile this poor guy was just standing there thinking, “which one am I impregnating?”

I think we can all agree that our first guess on nation of origin for these fine creatures was Lawrence, but our second guess would probably be Lowell or Haverhill. The correct answer was indeed Lowell. Meet Thicky Martin, Neyleisha Marquez.

She don’t got no time for no fake ass crips.

Nor does her sister Nylisha (yes, that’s right – the woman who fired these two out of her baby cannon named them Neyleisha and Nylisha, presumably because she ran out of food stamps to buy vowels), who filmed the whole ordeal.

Sometimes the blogs just write themselves.

You know you’ve got life by the balls when one of the first things I see on your Facebook page is “RIP Young King” with a dead guy in heaven giving me the middle finger in Jordan’s.


1,000% chance t-shirts were made for the wake, and copious amounts of Henny bottles were left in remembrance.

Neyleisha is a big fan of standing in bathrooms alone and taking selfies of her big fat ass so that the menfolk will know exactly where to stick it.

Notice the comment from Lee Rodriguez, AKA Grandma. This is what Grandmother’s look like in Lowell.

Actually, make that great grandma, because Thicky Martin reproduced already.

I didn’t realize the Salter School held formal graduations, but I learn something new every day.

San Juan Sandy is Isis Dominguez from Haverhill.

She swears she didn’t show up to the beach to fight, it just kind of happened.

The only loser here today were the taxpayers, who once again will pick up the bill for 99% of the people you saw in that video. But at least the dog wasn’t hurt. That’s all that really matters.


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98 Comment(s)
  • Lapis luzuli
    May 29, 2020 at 8:17 pm

    Greasing up the streets

  • Salisbury beachbrawl
    May 29, 2020 at 10:38 am

    San Juan Sandy’s entire family is trash, and can’t toss an empty bottle of Henny without hitting a half sibling somewhere. Dear ol’ dad is one of the biggest deadbeat fathers in the state. Stay classy Valley!

  • Fake ass crip
    May 29, 2020 at 6:20 am

    Said the cum sucking spic cunt

  • Silencio DoGood
    May 28, 2020 at 10:04 pm

    San Juan Sandy took a fighters stance at the approach of that missing link, who had a 15-20 pound weight advantage in each leg, and employed some fine wrestling moves, as well. smoking crack and watching the UFC really paid off. in the end, not one person there worried about the dog, which says a lot about our differences.

  • Really, though
    May 28, 2020 at 9:48 pm

    Why is the tri state like fucking Puerto Rico now? Couldn’t they have all invaded somewhere warmer with fewer existing problems?

  • Cantcheeta Beena
    May 28, 2020 at 8:51 pm

    That one chick queefed so hard she blew the little dog out of her snatch…fun stuff…

  • Hey Fatty Neyleisha, you lost
    May 28, 2020 at 8:47 pm

    Why is the fat one claiming victory on Facebook when she clearly lost that one…saving face for her friends who weren’t there to stop the skinny one from fucking her all the way up once she was on the ground probably

    • Michaelangelo's Nut Sack
      May 29, 2020 at 6:32 am

      If it were not for the Sasquatches pulling Isis off of La Gorda, she would have gotten really messed up. Isis owes the elusive beasts a thank you. She’d be in jail if they hadn’t intervened.

      I continue to be amazed by how hot these Hispanic broads can be up into their early twenties until some genetic switch is flipped and their height and width correspond exactly.

      The older Belugas are still in the middle of the curve when it comes to Massachusetts women’s weight. 200 is the average around here.

  • Mark
    May 28, 2020 at 6:57 pm

    Socks & Crocks took the win

  • Vinnie Mac
    May 28, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    I propose a mixed tag team match. Pair each of these “ladies” with Manbun Manny Crackio and Oscar De La Goya.

  • WeRFucked
    May 28, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    I fucking hate these people who have ruined our country. Ghetto welfare motherfuckers.

    • YouRGay
      May 28, 2020 at 5:27 pm

      Aw….WeRFucked had a bad day at the rest area giving blowies. Cheer up, the economy is slowly getting better, the truckers will be back.

      Fucking faggot.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    May 28, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    Even more impressive (through a beach fashion faux pah) that the skinny one was scrapping with her socks on and not getting the traction she would otherwise have.

  • Paul Joseph Watson
    May 28, 2020 at 4:08 pm

    That’s NOT social distancing…

  • Spics suck
    May 28, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    Where is a person texting and driving when you need one?one that jumps the curb and knocks down all the trash

  • Crispy C
    May 28, 2020 at 1:46 pm

    Send them all back to whatever 3rd world Latin America country they came from.

    Thanks Obama!

    • whatevuh
      May 28, 2020 at 5:30 pm

      unfortunately, that would be Lawrence, MA

  • Cheddah
    May 28, 2020 at 1:06 pm

    It amazes me how some ratchets can be super energetic in an annoying, useless way but have absolutely no energy when it comes to work.. and yes the only living being in this video I’d ever help out is that cute autistic puppy..

  • Diego
    May 28, 2020 at 12:47 pm

    Fighting over the last pair of work boots at the Emporium I presume….

  • Hugh Mungous
    May 28, 2020 at 12:22 pm

    To quote DJT
    “They’re not sending us their best”

  • Ron Jeremy's Son
    May 28, 2020 at 12:05 pm

    ISIS. Would. Bareback. Then split for parts unknown.

  • Frank Sinatra's ghost
    May 28, 2020 at 12:00 pm

    The only reason I watched the entire video was I was waiting for the “nip slip” when they were fighting…. and it never came.

    May 28, 2020 at 11:34 am

    A minute and a half of “DO SUM-TING!” Then both girls square up like they actually know how to fight and are about to serve an ass whoopin…. just to grab onto each other’s nasty unwashed afros, get their hands stuck in all of the snarls, and try to fight their way out of the rats nest placed prominently on the highest point of their heads.. like an all natural ratchet crown.

  • Former Secretary of State and Two Time Silver Star Winner John Kerry
    May 28, 2020 at 11:23 am

    We can only speculate about the issue that touched off this intense, but brief conflagration. Perhaps it was a matter of naval assets being attacked by gunboats on the open seas; perhaps an archduke was assassinated; perhaps someone felt their access to imported oil – upon which their economy depends – was being hindered by another geopolitical powerbroker.

    In any event, where can I get me one a dem hunting licenses at?

  • D.B. Cooper
    May 28, 2020 at 11:13 am

    Hoodboogers gonna hoodbooger. Ya just can’t take the ghetto out of these assholes…
    I would smash the blond Just sayin

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    May 28, 2020 at 11:00 am

    Usually when broads fight they rip clothes off, tops mostly. These two were uncivilized rookies.

  • The soypocalypse has started
    May 28, 2020 at 10:35 am

    Hyde yo wyfe, hyde yo kadzz (The great chimp out has begun) they loutinz ererythangz up ins deazz.

  • don
    May 28, 2020 at 10:33 am

    all i saw was obese women with hairy backs. i could have sworn i saw a silverback walk by. what beach is this so i never go anywhere near it? forget about hot girls in bikinis. these whales need to be fully covered. nothing worse than walking by someones blanket on the beach and getting dirty looks because you accidentally stepped on some fat chicks side flab that was hanging way off the blanket. im guessing when they finally get those large asses off the blanket that there is a very large sinkhole under the blanket with a large swarm of flies looking for the stank smell of unwashed crusty vag. these bathing suit makers need to keep in mind most males do not want to see a large woman squeeze into a size 1 bathing suit. they look like a glow worm.

  • Street cheetah
    May 28, 2020 at 10:05 am

    If we are paying for them anyways, we might as well get something for our money. Wanna bet one of em claim the doggie for a dependent for a little more taxpayer cash? You could almost smell the vinegar and water in the video

  • Charles
    May 28, 2020 at 10:02 am

    I see Salisbury /Hampton beaches has not changed much except that the riff raff changed color. Use to be the Rivera of the north for all the white trash. I’m sure it still is to some extent. Last Summer, I ran into a guy that I knew back in the day. I had just came back from a week in Aruba. As we discussed the vacation he changed the subject that he went to Hampton Beach for the weekend. In his white trash mind he equated a trip to Aruba with Hampton fucking beach. Going out West to him is that shithole what is Springfield. Anyways, I could take much more and told him I had to leave.

    • Oh too funny!
      May 28, 2020 at 10:26 am

      Having vacationed in Tahiti and Hawaii, I feel the way about Aruba the way you feel about Hampton Beach!

      • Charles
        May 28, 2020 at 12:54 pm

        I have been to those places also you idiot. Numerous times I might add. Dont worry, your big dream of going away for the weekend up to that shithole that is Salisbury will be here soon.

        • Woo!
          May 28, 2020 at 1:21 pm

          You high stepper you! Traveling to all those exotic locations but hanging here on the Turtle Boy comments section – you got it all.

          I bet that old friend you were too busy to talk to, went and banged your significant other after you blew him off!

        • WeRFucked
          May 28, 2020 at 4:55 pm

          Charles & O2Fun spend their summer days in Provincetown comparing who has a bigger dick.
          You are both fucking assholes.
          I’ll bet my cock is bigger then either of yours and your GF/wife would prefer a big cock at a Coes Pond over your toothpicks in Tahiti.

  • Monkey Slapper
    May 28, 2020 at 9:57 am

    Just think… pretty much every one of them is somehow getting that extra $600 a week unemployment money, plus food stamps and SSDI. Have fun at work 🙂

      May 28, 2020 at 11:32 am

      There are some towns, like Webster, which meet certain demographic requirements for the subsidized school food programs, and all parents in the town of school age kids are now also getting an EBT card.

      • Monkey Slapper
        May 28, 2020 at 4:20 pm

        I’ve worked my entire life, was laid off before this all happened and hardly got shit for unemployment. But somehow every scumbag that never worked a day in his life is bragging about their $600 a week unemployment bonuses. No clue how they even got on that unemployment, I had to go to meetings and turn in work search logs an all that. Massachusetts must just be letting anyone into the system without checking anything…. mega epic fucking scam going on right now lol

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    May 28, 2020 at 9:47 am

    So many unanswered questions, like:

    Is the dog really a Chihuahua? Oh the irony.

    Doesn’t the dog belong to Isis? (She throws it to the pavement in the beginning like an empty pack of Newports). Does she walk off without the dog at the end? It’s still running around her opponent.

    Who are the three heffalumps in all black who step in to break it up when the fight goes to the ground?

    When did Haverhill officially become a third world shit hole like Lawrence?

    • Shannon
      May 29, 2020 at 5:32 am

      Buddy, cut me down!

  • randiguy2006
    May 28, 2020 at 9:45 am

    “COVID spreads in places like Lawrence because ghetto folk don’t do social distancing.”

    Wait….today you believe science?

    • Hire some writers
      May 28, 2020 at 9:46 pm

      Good catch. What the fuck?

  • Trash Whores
    May 28, 2020 at 9:21 am

    Usually love this shit, but I got depressed watching it cuz neither of them died.

  • Maggie the Cat
    May 28, 2020 at 9:09 am

    Best places to live in America these days: a mile from the end of a long bus line, at the end of a half-mile long dirt road. Make your house look like hell, and plant poison ivy in front of any windows facing the road. Works for me!

    • Dog who chased the cat
      May 28, 2020 at 10:42 am

      Awesome now I know where you live!
      Here kitty kitty want some milk.

      • Bow Wow Wow Yippee Yo Yippee Yea
        May 28, 2020 at 1:11 pm

        Nothing but da dawg in me.
        I be livin on meth mile yo

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 28, 2020 at 9:07 am

    Looks like black friday at aèropostal

    • Problems with a Aeropostale order
      May 28, 2020 at 12:22 pm

      how dare you

  • Cocky Balboa
    May 28, 2020 at 9:07 am

    Aye yo, give me a round with these two and I’ll fold them both like lawn chairs. In a Salisbury Beach Sea full of sweaty asses, I’d tongue punch the blonde’s fart box and then beat her pussy up all night long, all night

  • CleanDickRick
    May 28, 2020 at 9:07 am

    what’s the difference between a Wednesday under Carona-virus and a regular Wednesday at Trampstamphampton Beach? Now the people have more money with their stimulus check from the state and Feds. They’re ABSOLUTELY never looking for jobs now!! Why isn’t it cultural appropriation when a Porto Rican Indian bleaches her hair blonde?? I mean come on….the only way she has a chance in hell to be a natural blonde is if her Mami fucked a Chad when she was cleaning his apartment when he was in college. These Grease Muppets have the shortest generational span of any ethnic group, in some instances you have Grandmothers who are around 29/30 years old.

  • jordis
    May 28, 2020 at 8:18 am

    We need a plague.
    Oh wait!

  • Monsterrod von Hugenstein
    May 28, 2020 at 8:09 am

    Fucking islanders…

  • Orion
    May 28, 2020 at 8:07 am

    Was that first social media screenshot message even written in English? Some big FAT tits in there, though.

  • Klan Rider
    May 28, 2020 at 8:04 am

    The ape was making monkey sounds like she was back in the jungles of Africa. OO OO AA AA! Fucking porch goblin. Wish the cops had shown up, but a knee in her throat and emptied a desert eagle into the back of her head.

  • bill fleming
    May 28, 2020 at 7:58 am

    The new normal same as the old normal.

  • Bob
    May 28, 2020 at 7:51 am

    If anybody won, it was Fatty SpicFatterson. She got a few more good shots in

    • True Reality Speaks
      Let's Go Back to the Tape
      May 28, 2020 at 6:33 pm

      Lol. That cow got helicoptered into the ground twice, and when she was actually on top when they were on the pavement the skinny chick headlocked her and rolled her over like a calf at the rodeo. Fat chick was out of gas after 20 seconds – probably got winded from all the shit talkin before she got owned.

  • bigdaddy
    May 28, 2020 at 7:48 am

    Wednesday afternoon ? How come they weren’t at work Maybe just using a vacation day since it was so nice out
    BTW I didn’t see any flat brimmed Bulls caps

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    May 28, 2020 at 7:42 am

    Glad I waiting till halfway to get my wiener out. Finished as soon as the ground and pound started.

  • whatevuh
    Whining Liberal
    May 28, 2020 at 7:17 am

    to hell with the arcades and stuff this is way more entertaining

  • Which is it?
    May 28, 2020 at 7:15 am

    Constantly bitching about masks and social distancing and how COVID doesn’t matter. First sentence of article: “ COVID spreads in places like Lawrence because ghetto folk don’t do social distancing.”

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    May 28, 2020 at 7:13 am

    If you want to get away from these savages, you have to go further north . . . New Brunswick Canada is nice this time of year. If you go, you might as well stay there, it ain’t getting better down here that’s for sure

    • Rockets Redglare
      May 28, 2020 at 7:48 am

      Agree NB is beautiful. They would never make it past customs for entry…

    • Not happening
      May 28, 2020 at 8:23 am

      The border is closed till at least June 21 and there is still a 14 day mandatory quarantine that they will most surely enforce.

      Face it, you’re stuck down here with the spics! So grab some pico de gallo and some Coronas and get into it – disfrutar!

    • New Brunswick sucks idiot
      May 28, 2020 at 10:10 am

      Surrounded by dopey Canadians and not even the good ones that fight with hockey skates either. Nobody is gay in New Brunswick either which means it’s the most racist country in Canada. Revere Beach for life, it’s better!!!!!

  • It’s pretty clear they are both gay and are lashing out because they’re confused about their sexuality
    May 28, 2020 at 6:34 am

    That’s why there’s a bill up in Congress right now to make homosexuals a protected class under the Americans with Disabilities Act. I support this bill. If you are a gay you should be able to park in a handicapped space and get free benefits from the government such as supplemental income checks and free mortgage.

  • whatevuh
    May 28, 2020 at 6:25 am

    Remember when the gas company was starting fires and blowing up houses in Lowell, Lawrence, and North Andover, THAT WAS AWESOME!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    May 28, 2020 at 6:23 am

    Such an animated and vibrant culture! We are so blessed to have them as part our community.

  • Robert Neville
    May 28, 2020 at 5:59 am

    Too bad Covid isn’t a real disease. Think of the culling of miscreants we could have had.

    The silver lining comes when this national game of musical chairs is over and the system abruptly stops providing ribs. There will be a period of chaos as the locusts flee their ghettos looking for food. Happily, the richest inner ring suburbs like Brookline, Newton, and Arlington will be stripped bare first.

    Be far, far away when that day comes.

  • It's a damn good thing I wasn't there
    May 28, 2020 at 4:54 am

    For real, I would have hated it!

  • Dey Be Shootin Dey Be Lootin
    May 28, 2020 at 4:01 am

    Chicago style buckwild in Dorchester tonight. 5 shootings.
    Mayor fag doesnt understsnd.
    Chimps be chimpin yo

  • Target
    May 28, 2020 at 3:56 am

    Free tvs and broken windows for all nagger animals because police were ordered to stand down.

  • Sleepy Joe Biden
    May 28, 2020 at 3:21 am

    Joe Biden’s campaign said Wednesday that the former Vice President was talking about Delaware Day when he referenced D-Day being on December 7. Biden had been accused of mixing up the date of the D-Day landing on June 6 with the anniversary of Pearl Harbor on December 7. Delaware Day is also on December 7 and marks when it became the first state to ratify the Federal Constitution. The presumptive Democratic candidate had been speaking during a livestream with Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Wolf.

    Joe will do everything possible to not face Trump on the debate stage this fall.Fact…
    Gotta social distance…

  • Coming soon to a town near you
    May 28, 2020 at 3:09 am

    Every time I see editorials about the need for more affordable apartments outside the cities I want to puke. Plymouth is getting “The Oasis” affordable apartment complex. At least the police station will be across the street as well as the house of correction. If you think your town is exempt from more of these projects being built your wrong. Towns cant stop this and are going along with it. The rent is set high and all the units that dont get purchased get Bostons finest from the housing lists. Mom typically has three kids and allows baby daddy to use the place as a stash house. Then your children get to share a classroom with these wonderful kids.

    May 28, 2020 at 2:14 am

    Anyone else notice the boogie board is wearing an ankle monitor? Look closer!

    You cant go anywhere without running into these kind’s of people! Its truly sad what this country has become and you can only hope that there is a reset soon.
    We used to have nice places and then the dirty heathens took over and destroyed everything. It’s sad that people keep bitching about these people but keep voting in people who encourage these people, while also rewarding them.

    I’ve not been on this earth long but I’ve watched this country go from great to shit in only a few decades. I remember when these people were only confined too their ghettos. Then the state started giving illegals drivers licenses and allowing them to put Acura symbols on their hondas.

    On another serious note. Salisbury beach has always been a shit hole since I’ve been alive. It’s like revere and lynn beach and just about nahant now too.
    You see it does not matter if you repave the road or redo the sidewalks once a shithole always a shit hole.

    • Northeast sucks
      May 28, 2020 at 10:10 am

      Go south or west of Virginia and it starts to change. West coast and large cities excluded.

      • The soypocalypse has started
        May 28, 2020 at 10:31 am

        Hyde yo wyfe, hyde yo kadzz (The great chimp out has begun) they loutinz ererythangz up ins deazz.

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    May 28, 2020 at 1:58 am

    Dog is faced with real decisions. Boardwalk fried clams dropped on the pavement or peanut butter and cocaine when the train reaches the station.

    • Gangster Talk
      May 28, 2020 at 4:35 pm


  • Frei Baeby Strawler
    May 28, 2020 at 1:24 am

    They look like the type of bitches that would put a broke, dirty, baby stroller on the sidewalk with a cardboard sign that says “Frei Baeby Strawler”

  • Guinea Geisha
    May 28, 2020 at 1:15 am

    Moral of the story… keep your friends close and your Hennemies closer.

    • Samurai For The Geisha
      May 28, 2020 at 1:35 am

      Sweet Polly Pure-Prose
      Two Out Of Three Lines
      Away from my Haiku heart

      • Guinea Geisha
        May 28, 2020 at 4:42 am

        Haiku may not be for you
        Or me either
        Don’t quit day job

        • dowen0895
          Dick Scratcher
          May 28, 2020 at 6:04 am


          5 syllables
          7 syllables
          5 syllables

          Stick to limericks. 🙂


          • DudeRanchStripClub
            May 28, 2020 at 7:37 am

            We couldn’t all be Dick Scratchers, some of us had to be … them.

          • Authentic
            May 28, 2020 at 8:56 am

            As summer comes to Northshore;
            Two Chicas brawl by a store.

            The crowd goes wild,
            Hence teaches the child…

            Degrading society still more.

  • Think about your future
    May 28, 2020 at 1:07 am

    Something tells me these girls were not taking a break from filling out their college applications for Harvard and MIT.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      May 28, 2020 at 8:47 pm

      Even though both are guaranteed entry due to the proper Ethnicity box checked!

  • Ray Patriarca
    Lord Gort
    May 28, 2020 at 12:43 am

    These cretins are why we can’t have anything nice anymore.
    Ain’t diversity wonderful ?
    One owner in my nice suburban condo complex decided to rent his condo.
    Lucky us.
    There’s gotten be 15-18 of them living there. I can’t seem to keep count.
    Now you got cars with loud exhausts.
    Blaring Salsa music, day and late night.
    I swear the fuckers never sleep.
    All sorts of shady- looking motherfuckers driving in and out, half the night.
    Cars with shady looking fucks sitting in them, constantly lighting up “something”.
    There’s like 4 generations of them living there.
    I moved out of the city and into the suburbs to get away from them.
    But, they’re like rats. Constantly breeding and infiltrating everywhere.
    I feel like I need to move to Wyoming to get away from these rats.
    And where do you find them??
    Answer: anywhere where Democrats rule and have ruled.
    Yup !
    Ain’t diversity wonderful??

    • Bullshit!
      May 28, 2020 at 8:25 am

      You are either lying or you one have the most spineless condo management companies on the face of the earth.

      • Abortion now abortion tomorrow and abortion for all slightly more than brown or those who act like them
        May 28, 2020 at 5:07 pm

        If they dont allow the wets and the yellows to pack 12 people in 1200 sq ft. their racist. If only whites were as heartless as some other races have become we could just light there houses on fire like the model citizen who killed a worcester firefighter. Bet my life he doesnt get life and he did that shit on purpose. It pisses me off that the homeless fucks who killed six firefighters didn’t get more and that could be considered an accident.

        Let my sentences run

  • Chip Striker
    May 28, 2020 at 12:19 am

    Was this filmed in a third world shithole like Ecuador or Massachusetts?
    These animals are not fit for society.

    Blow up the ghettoes!!!

    • Wild Kingdom
      May 28, 2020 at 1:11 am

      Marlin Perkins here, well to answer your question Chip, Massachusetts is technically a 3rd world shithole so both answers are correct. Ghetto Safari tours starting soon, contact your local travel agent and mention this post for 20% off and a free Spanglish to English dictionary!

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        May 28, 2020 at 8:51 pm

        Mr. Perkins,

        I’m in receipt of my free dictionary, but still have difficulty understanding what is said. Could I exchange it for an English/Ratchetese one?

        Thanks in Advance.

        • Silencio DoGood
          May 28, 2020 at 10:16 pm

          The Urban Dictionary
          Save your cabbage, this is free to all, and growing larger everyday.

  • They're not sending their best
    May 28, 2020 at 12:01 am

    Where was animal control?

    Lasso on a stick and put these stanks in cages the dog can ride up front.

  • Jack
    Beach fun
    May 28, 2020 at 12:01 am

    Call ICE and Greenpeace pronto!

  • Our Country Is Under Siege Soon To Be A Third World ShitHole If We Dont Stand Up
    May 27, 2020 at 11:43 pm

    Filthy nagger ani.sl rioting and damaging police cars in LA now. I told you civil unrest was coming. Covid scam didnt work now light race fires. The cro magnum chimps only too eager to chimp out. Country is morally bankrupt and financially bankrupt. We csnt pay the debt and are printing money. Real Americans are being attacked in their own country.
    Get ready its coming everywheresoon.

    • WeRFucked
      May 28, 2020 at 5:11 pm

      We Are Fucked

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