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So in the wake of Missouri, Yale, Ithaca, and every other college in this country giving in to the demands of spoiled lucky sperm, Worcester State had to jump in the mix as well. And Clark. Because…of course Clark. There is a rally going on right now, called the “Million Student March,” that’s led by Professor Sonya Conner, in which students have issued several “demands”:
Genius!!! Why didn’t I think of that? Here I am paying off my student loans like an IDIOT, when all I had to do was hold a rally on Chandler Street with some Clark hippies and DEMAND things. Because 19 year old kids with cardboard signs are certainly in a position to demand things. Who’s gonna pay for all the staff who work in the college, the food I eat, and the infrastructure I’m using? Not my problem. Give me my free shit now!!
Since Boom-Boom is organizing this I’m gonna guess that she’ll be the first to volunteer to work for free from this point forward. Because I’m not a math genius, but I’m pretty sure you need some sort of money to run a school. Fuck it, we’ll figure that out later. More free shit!!!!
This event is being organized by Boom-Boom, who is whining about paying a $150 fine for blockading Kelley Square, and Nicholas “the sunshine kid” Choquette, a sheltered rich kid who grew up in Princeton. He’s the one with long flowing locks who always makes the best protest signs:
Hey Sunshine, what should we bring?
Myself? Check. Hope? Check. Rage? Double check!!! Can we bring our own signs or will Ol’ Man Gordy Davis be providing all of us with the “End White Supremacy” signs?
Oh man, this child is amazing.
And let me tell ya, Worcester State this kid is getting a STELLAR education at Worcester State:
All caps? Did Wanda write this? Don’t worry Sunshine, I’ll bring as “may peope as posable!!!!”
I’m gonna be honest, I’ve seen this kid a million times before, but I’ve never actually heard him speak. I figured he goes to college so he can’t be that big of a moron. Boy was I wrong. Based on his interview at the 44 second mark of this video, I can assume that the above mentioned post was NOT a spelling mistake:
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the future of America. What did I just watch? That boy got into college? Good God, we are so screwed.
The Sunshine Kid sure is dumb, but he’s kind of an asshole too. Here’s what he decided would be an appropriate thing to post on Veteran’s Day:
“Fuck the troops. Don’t support the troops.” A spoiled, rich, 20 year old kid with shaggy hair from Princeton just put that in a public forum. On a day in which we remember those who sacrificed their lives so that we can be free. This kid said that:
Like I said, blame Boom-Boom. She’s apparently holding a rally tonight to support the spoiled, ultra wealthy Missouri students who fabricated incidents of racial prejudice, faked a hunger strike, denied people freedom of the press, and used mobs to bully and intimidate those who disagree with their worldview.
She tries so hard.
My favorite part is the Facebook page must’ve gotten hacked because they kept getting the same spam comment under every post. You know, the guy who can fix all your money problems in 72 hours:
So how’s the rally going guys?
Whoa, you almost got a whole rape van full of kids with cardboard signs there. Hey Worcester State – your move bitch!!!! (Bernie Sanders is so aroused right now)
Anyway, these kids are really making a difference today. Word is the school heard about the Sunshine kid and his cardboard sign and they’ve decided to stop charging them money to go to school there!!! Social Justice Warriors fixing society one school at a time!!!
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