Social Justice Warriors

Sunshine Kid, Boom-Boom Conner “Demand” Free Tuition At Worcester State, Clark Joint Rally

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So in the wake of Missouri, Yale, Ithaca, and every other college in this country giving in to the demands of spoiled lucky sperm, Worcester State had to jump in the mix as well. And Clark. Because…of course Clark. There is a rally going on right now, called the “Million Student March,” that’s led by Professor Sonya Conner, in which students have issued several “demands”:

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Genius!!! Why didn’t I think of that? Here I am paying off my student loans like an IDIOT, when all I had to do was hold a rally on Chandler Street with some Clark hippies and DEMAND things. Because 19 year old kids with cardboard signs are certainly in a position to demand things. Who’s gonna pay for all the staff who work in the college, the food I eat, and the infrastructure I’m using? Not my problem. Give me my free shit now!!

Since Boom-Boom is organizing this I’m gonna guess that she’ll be the first to volunteer to work for free from this point forward. Because I’m not a math genius, but I’m pretty sure you need some sort of money to run a school. Fuck it, we’ll figure that out later. More free shit!!!!

This event is being organized by Boom-Boom, who is whining about paying a $150 fine for blockading Kelley Square, and Nicholas “the sunshine kid” Choquette, a sheltered rich kid who grew up in Princeton. He’s the one with long flowing locks who always makes the best protest signs:

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Hey Sunshine, what should we bring?

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Myself? Check. Hope? Check. Rage? Double check!!! Can we bring our own signs or will Ol’ Man Gordy Davis be providing all of us with the “End White Supremacy” signs?


Oh man, this child is amazing.

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And let me tell ya, Worcester State this kid is getting a STELLAR education at Worcester State:

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All caps? Did Wanda write this? Don’t worry Sunshine, I’ll bring as “may peope as posable!!!!”

I’m gonna be honest, I’ve seen this kid a million times before, but I’ve never actually heard him speak. I figured he goes to college so he can’t be that big of a moron. Boy was I wrong. Based on his interview at the 44 second mark of this video, I can assume that the above mentioned post was NOT a spelling mistake:

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the future of America. What did I just watch? That boy got into college? Good God, we are so screwed.

The Sunshine Kid sure is dumb, but he’s kind of an asshole too. Here’s what he decided would be an appropriate thing to post on Veteran’s Day:

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“Fuck the troops. Don’t support the troops.” A spoiled, rich, 20 year old kid with shaggy hair from Princeton just put that in a public forum. On a day in which we remember those who sacrificed their lives so that we can be free. This kid said that:


Like I said, blame Boom-Boom. She’s apparently holding a rally tonight to support the spoiled, ultra wealthy Missouri students who fabricated incidents of racial prejudice, faked a hunger strike, denied people freedom of the press, and used mobs to bully and intimidate those who disagree with their worldview.

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She tries so hard.

My favorite part is the Facebook page must’ve gotten hacked because they kept getting the same spam comment under every post. You know, the guy who can fix all your money problems in 72 hours:

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Personlly, I’d rather hang out with Ramiraise Lopez. At least he can show me how to repurchase credit. 

So how’s the rally going guys?


Whoa, you almost got a whole rape van full of kids with cardboard signs there. Hey Worcester State – your move bitch!!!! (Bernie Sanders is so aroused right now)

Anyway, these kids are really making a difference today. Word is the school heard about the Sunshine kid and his cardboard sign and they’ve decided to stop charging them money to go to school there!!! Social Justice Warriors fixing society one school at a time!!!

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31 Comment(s)
  • Del Griffith
    November 13, 2015 at 9:05 pm

    Ahh, young and old hippie skulls full of mush! I tell you what; Why don’t you put on your big boy and girl pants, stop fucking whining and join the military and demand safe zones there. Then after they throw your ass out for being too much of a candy ass, you can get a real job and earn your way through life rather than demand free shit from everyone else. Hippies and their appeasers are a turd-stained skid mark on the underwear of life.

  • WormtownorBust
    November 13, 2015 at 4:43 pm

    Dear Nicholas,

    No matter how hard you try, Boom-boom is never going to bang you.


    • Fillet o fish
      November 14, 2015 at 3:08 pm

      I may be permanently turned off now.

  • Steven Stover
    November 13, 2015 at 1:56 pm

    The assholes never march at that fake Indians house or put her name on the protest signs so that shows they are fucking hypocrites. She is the 1% and she robbed them with her extreme salary for a part time gig. I won’t listen to a word they say till I see her name on the protest signs.

    • Ted
      November 14, 2015 at 3:05 pm

      She (the Fake Indian) may just yet be the democratic nominee for president next year. With Bernie the Commie catching fire and HRC burning out, liwawatha will come riding to the rescue at the Dem convention. Bernie will release his delegates to her (as he is unelectable and he knows it) and osama will endorse her, so the BHO reign of terror wil continue.

  • The Duke
    November 13, 2015 at 1:31 pm

    If you vote Democrat, this is YOUR fault!

  • colleen
    November 12, 2015 at 10:09 pm

    • Fillet o fish
      November 13, 2015 at 5:51 am

      The movement has found thier most eloquent spokesman!

    • BobnMic
      November 13, 2015 at 10:19 pm

      Wow, just plain wow. What color is the sky in this girl’s world? Do they still do magic mushrooms on college campuses these days?

      ” Oh um like, totally he he he – I want to go to college for free and the fairy fucking God mother can pay for it.” Really? I mean really?

  • His Parents Must be So Proud....
    November 12, 2015 at 9:36 pm

    Based on a quick search of MassLandRecords… young Nicholas must have had a tough life growing up in a 3 bed, 3.5 bath, 3870 sq ft house in Princeton valued at almost $600K by Zillow. “Tax the rich”? Does he know that means his family??

    • Fillet o fish
      November 13, 2015 at 5:50 am

      Yeah he knows what that means – its called rebelling against mommy and daddy. Its what adolescents do, not at age 19, not in college.

  • xayxel
    November 12, 2015 at 8:38 pm

    I saw these wet cardboard sign wearing nitwits ‘protesting’ in the rain today at the corner of elm park by the Price Chopper. The only difference between them and the other homeless guy across the street with his own cardboard sign was that they were making less sense. I wanted to yell back “free education is technically available on the internet” but i had to get to work. I had to wonder how many of them had ever thought about that…

  • Nanny
    November 12, 2015 at 6:50 pm

    sorry – 15 yr adjustable


  • Nanny
    November 12, 2015 at 6:49 pm

    I paid off my student loans. Took a while and I got a bit lucky with stocks in the mid 90’s, but I did it.

    Then I got married and my wife and I decided to pay her student loans off, too.

    Then we bought a house and took out a `5 yr adjustable rate mortgage.

    It was paid off in 11 years.

    What am I missing? Are we not to honor our debts anymore?

    Welcome to grown-up world.

  • BobnMic
    November 12, 2015 at 5:53 pm

    Nicholas Choquette is an unbelievable douchebag:

    He does not serve a cause (any cause) that is anywhere near being remotely righteous. He is just being a little punk prick ass bitch going up against the norm all the way. A cry for help maybe there sunshine? What’s the matter, Mommy didn’t breast feed you?

    Look, as one who served this country, I would stand in front of a bullet for this kid’s right to speak his mind but that does not mean that I cannot be pissed that he targets those who are standing in front of said bullets. Taking a shot at our military is inexcusable.

    Irony can be so ironic.

    Boom-Boom’s next dissertation:

    “How to commit career suicide the easy way.”

    And I still like her better as a blonde BTW. Just sayin.’

  • Publius
    November 12, 2015 at 5:20 pm

    I was thinking Worcester State should raise some fees to try to put in a parking garage somewhere or acquire the land to do so. This hippies gotta go, get a job, don’t get a job just go. And they are so so stupid, demand $50 an hour, $15 just shows how stupid they are.

  • Jake from StateFarm
    November 12, 2015 at 4:28 pm

    Folks, don’t get worked up over a handful (yes, embarrassingly so) group of young people like this. Ignoring common sense, making up lies, and disparaging the US troops which is indeed pathetic, but the underlying issues with these people is more pathetic. They clearly feel irrelevant and meaningless, so they try to create controversy and scream to the world —-> look at me. Of course there is injustice, racial inequities, and other real issues that need to be addressed …. but when they create false narratives, and levy nonsensical demands, and abandon laws for their faux injustices ……. they just hurt themselves. And be comfortable knowing the OVERWHELMING amount of your fellow citizens disagree with these pathetic folks. They could do some real good in this world – BUT THEY DO NOT.

    • cm
      November 13, 2015 at 6:36 am

      “They clearly feel irrelevant and meaningless, so they try to create controversy and scream to the world —-> look at me.”

      Truer words could not be said. If you have RGB a job paying him $20 an hour, and an employer relied on him for something, he would have some self worth and actually stop the bitching and crying, name calling and finger pointing. Giving him the job would not fix anything because he would still not learned how to earn it. Bit on that note, anyone who would pay THAT douche, let alone rely on him for shit other than knitting wouldn’t be in business long enough to get him his first paycheck….. Oh wait, he is already ‘working’ for someplace that doesn’t pay it’s employees.

      • cm
        November 13, 2015 at 6:38 am

        Apologies for the mess of a comment, last one written from stupid phone…

  • Wabbitt
    November 12, 2015 at 4:12 pm

    Jesus – that kid sounds like the second coming of Jeff Spicoli.

    • Fillet o fish
      November 13, 2015 at 12:21 am

      At least Mr. Spicoli learned that if we don’t have some cool rules – pronto – that we were gonna be bogus too.

    • BobnMic
      November 13, 2015 at 11:35 pm
  • Wormtown Refugee
    November 12, 2015 at 3:42 pm

    Damn, why didn’t I think of that?

    1. Borrow money
    2. Spend it
    3. Refuse to pay it back
    4. Fuck over the actual working people and taxpayers who makes this possible and who bear the burden
    5. Demand abolition of all the damn debts which I ain’t gonna’ pay any way…..
    6. play the “race card” and the “white supremacy card”
    7. Repeat steps 1 through 6…….

    Yo, what could possibly be illogical with that scheme?


  • Embarrassed
    November 12, 2015 at 3:31 pm

    Millennials + spoiled + hippies = these fuckin protests. Gimme gimme gimme. If they put as much effort into getting, keeping, and being successful at a job, they’d have everything they’d ever want.

    TBS – is there anyway to set up a debate with one or more of these buffoons? It would be fun to see them get their foot in their mouth up to their knees

  • Turtle Bro
    November 12, 2015 at 2:55 pm

    Sweet signs. So there’s a college to prison pipeline too?

    • Fillet o fish
      November 13, 2015 at 12:19 am

      No, Turtle Bro, there isn’t a college to prison pipeline. And theres no school to prison pipeline either. It’s all a commie dream.

  • Schmoe
    I cant take it....
    November 12, 2015 at 2:51 pm

    Honestly… these people are hilarious epic douche canoes, but getting seriously annoying. It’s like sit down, shut the fuck up and stop asking for handouts…. and quit this racist crap; its all in their heads, they create reasons to try to become the next Malcom X. For the sake of all things holy why couldn’t these muffs just been a pull out, why do we all have suffer with these morons because their parents got to drunk to remember the old fashion method. On a happy note, it is good to see Ol’ Wanda back in action, and from her sign I see she’s quite the poet. Wonder what was she going for, a Haiku?

  • Wtf
    November 12, 2015 at 2:32 pm

    Wtf is going on ?! If all you have to do in society is demand shit , then I demand Free plastic surgery ! Or I’m gonna cut up some fucking cardboard and protest that I need an ass lift ! Anyone with me ?? or maybe just start a go fund my ass page ? Lol

    • Wabbitt
      November 12, 2015 at 4:10 pm

      I demand a million dollars! And a hot hispanic girlfriend! Or a hot black chick, because I’m not racist! Just so long as she has a big ol’ booty.

    • Fillet o fish
      November 12, 2015 at 5:29 pm

      Will her CORI preclude her from WSU employment?

    • Skeptical
      November 13, 2015 at 2:36 pm

      Public schools are free education afforded through taxes, so universities being the same is not a stretch.

      The real problems comes when they extend this demand for free shit to things that are not inalienable rights, like blocking traffic, and blind hate speech against the troops.

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