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Only terrible people don’t like Turtleboy. That’s just a scientific fact. For instance, this is Julia Hymans of Bridgeport, CT:
She is one of Didi Delgado’s white sheep followers, which is why she used to share stuff like this:
Except she’s of no use to Didi because she’s not only white, she’s also perpetually broke. She’s actually exactly like Didi in that she’s pretty much always asking for a handout for really important things like helping her wander aimlessly around Connecticut:
Her $165 utility bill:
Helping a grown woman in her mid 40’s “find a fresh start”:
In case you were wondering it IS in fact OK to share these posts:
Bump!
She also needs other people to pay for her transportation to work, or in her words, she “needs someone to give a fuck about” her:
Oh, and just in case you wanted to send her a birthday gift:
Because there’s nothing shameful about a 45 year old woman begging strangers for a birthday present.
She apparently started a blog that no one reads and wants you to pay for it:
GoFundMe’s are her expertise. Like how she wanted money for her and her cat to do…..something, so she wouldn’t have to go to a shelter where the cat would apparently be murdered or something:
Somehow this GoFundMe raised over $4,000!!
Sure, you could give your money to the Jimmy Fund or donate to your local food pantry. Or you could give it to a middle-aged woman for no reason at all.
Soon after that the cat died. Naturally there was a GoFundMe for the cat too. I shit you not – a Jack Cat Memorial Fund:
She also wants you to pay for her phone bill:
Ya got that? The woman who is constantly using data to post on Facebook about needing money is using more data to beg people to pay for more data on her cell phone.
Next up on the freebie list is her $250 storage bill and $166 for insurance:
Oh, and she makes sure to give disclaimers about what you are allowed and aren’t allowed to say to her when she solicits you for your hard earned money:
Yea guys, stop telling her about Obamaphones, social service agencies, giving her advice on how to not be a degenerate, or being “disrespectful.” Can’t you see life is going perfectly for her? What kind of advice could you possibly give her?
Looks like she’s getting pretty sick and tired of nobody responding to her never ending flood of Internet panhandling posts:
Can’t you guys see her fucking posts?? She asked for money. You have to give it to her!! Can’t you respond to her messages begging you for money? Just don’t respond with friendly advice. That’s the whole point of being friends isn’t it? One person constantly is hitting the other person up for money while whining that no one cares!!
Of course my favorite fundraiser was the “I’m going to jail for 90 days so please give to my canteen fund”:
Yup, she went to the clink. Guess what for?
Mail fraud!! Turns out she defrauded the taxpayers out of $313,000 in unemployment benefits. Ya got that? This sea cow stole over a quarter million dollar from the taxpayers and she’s still constantly broke!! Which means she pretending to be disabled so she didn’t have to get a job, sucked off people who actually went to work every day, and only got 90 days in prison. Which of course for her is basically a hotel since she can’t seem to find a way to pay her rent, or any of the other things normal adults pay for on their own.
This is it folks. This is the face of the “Turtleboy is hate speech” crowd. These are the people who don’t like our message. This is how you know we are doing God’s work. We don’t offend good people. We offend terrible people doing terrible things. People who are friends with Didi Delgado. People who commit mail fraud and steal from the taxpayers so they don’t have to get a job. People who have GoFundMe’s for their dead cats. People who yell at helpful people who try to offer them good advice. People who try to cause financial destruction of Turtleboy Sports because they don’t like the fact that we expose cockroaches like them for a living.
Waste of space slugpumps Julia Hymans.
34 Comment(s)
So wait… she stole $330,000 and only got 90 days? I didn’t see anything about paying reparations, just a $250 fine. Wtf happened to our society?!
WTF is wrong with all of you? Yes, that was rhetorical. Judge not lest ye be judged. And from the tones of all the comments, you all have some fucked up personal issues that you probably wouldn’t want someone splashing all over the internet, in a place that wasn’t as hospitable to you as “turtleboysports.com.” You really think you are making society better by shitting all over people who are obviously struggling? It’s sicker than stealing money. Have a good day, you big, strong keyboard warriors!
Plenty of men out there that would pay $40-50 per blow job. Get off you lazy ass and start sucking
Wow…. I can’t even read this. I had to stop. This bitch asked for a handout for EVERYTHING. How is this okay ??? How do people feel comfortable just asking for money. Like what!
She gets over four thousand dollars so she doesn’t have to put cat in a shelter, cat dies … and she still asks money for it??
And I’m an asshole for receiving food assistance. Fucking UNREAL
Holy fuck, talk about wasting oxygen…
UI is not subsidized by the government, and thus is not funded by taxpayers. It IS however regulated and administered by state-level government
You need to have a job in the first place, and are required to pay into UI for at least 90 days before being able to collect. The unemployment system as a whole is intentionally designed to be a complete pain-in-the-ass, presumably in an effort to dissuade people from seeking UI benefits in the first place
With that being said, I seriously have trouble believing she got $331k in UI. Perhaps through a bogus disability claim this is possible, but certainly not UI
Unemployment is not disability
I would love to know how on earth she got this much in disability for her and her dad?
It makes no sense
Julie is a former neighbor of mine in Black Rock and we all celebrated after police escorted her out of her apartment. Her dad was in on the scam. He had 11 accounts of welfare fraud going and the FBI charged him. Before he was to go to jail-he conveniently dropped dead of a heart attack! There were 2 more accounts that the FBI didn’t see. Julie kept them hidden but eventually the FBI caught on and she went to jail for it. The government froze her accounts and repossessed her nice red car. She’s been kicked out of all of the bars in Black Rock including Mattys which is nearly impossible to get kicked out of. She once wrote on her FB “I walked into a bar and there were several unattractive guys there”. My friend John and I were in tears from laughing so hard! She should be thankful someone was paying attention to her. She begged for money all over Black Rock until she was kicked out of here for good! I just read this blog and was laughing for 20+ min!! I can’t wait to forward it to other friends who’ve had the misfortune of dealing w Julie Bess Hyman!
Mostly sounds like Turtleboy is jealous because he didn’t think of it first.
Not the whole ‘give me money to pay my bills thing’ but using a dead cat to garner sympathy.
Did she ever consider selling the car she needed money to cover the insurance on and getting a bus pass?
The word criminal deadbeat comes to mind
What an absolute waste of skin.
Newsflash, cunt; your life will NEVER get any better. Just give up and open up your veins.
Remember; up the highway, not across the street.
steals $300,000, goes through probably six or seven court dates over the course of what was probably 2 years, fined $250….living in Massachusetts- priceless. Un-fucking believable, be a bigger drain on society… ya cant! *bangs head on desk repeatedly
It’s in Connecticut
Same difference.
I love this:
“I’m out of work because Halloween is over and they don’t need me anymore.”
One more witch without a broom.
Her a Spencer Didi could be best friends if she wasn’t so white.
And seriously, $331,000 and she only has to serve 90 days, and pay a $250 fine? What about the thousands she stole? Is it any wonder we have habitual offenders, because they know they can get away with it. My sister had a friend who stole $10,000 from her employer and she got 5 years and was send out of state to some work prison where they slept in tents. That is how prison should be.
She only got 90 days because $501 of it actually went to her. Her father is the one who scammed the unemployment benefits. I know I know, people will call BS, but it is what it is. Her old man was a shyster. What people don’t know is, do you think she got $4200 for nothing? I got a bridge to sell you. What she is doing is, she is selling her taco. To avoid hooking charges, she has her johns donate to her GFMs and other accounts. It’s actually pretty smart. Because her Johns also can go home and show the wifey (most of her johns are 55-70) that his and their hard eanred money went to a charity. Julie Bee’s clam dip! lol It’s true.
Bullshit! She pleaded GUILTY!
Like I said, knew some would call BS. But look it up. Her old man ran the scam, even in her name. He said he was supporting her, but that he made the fraudulent claims. She was taking $$ from daddy like she had all her life, probably knew how it came, but that doesn’t make her guilty of those actions. She was only dinged for trying to get the benefits reinstated. Why else do you think she got 90 days and $250 fine. Like I said, it what it is. Think what ever you want, but that’s the reasoning behind her nominal punishment. Daddy would have been given a world of federal hurt, save for croaking at a most convenient time, right before sentencing. lol. US GAO reprt 9/26/2012.
How the hell does someone who’s probably never made more than minimum wage in her life get $331K in unemployment??!? I don’t know who to point fingers at, her for doing it or the state for actually forking over that money !
Where’s the heading text next to the *s below the comment box?
I think Didi has hijacked the website. What else could account for this website shitshow?
Absolutely shameless. Grow the fuck up, Julia. Stop stealing from hard-working people. “Please feel bad for me! Why doesn’t anyone fucking care?” Seriously? Suck it up, buttercup. Some of us have to struggle – on our OWN – despite disabilities. Seems to me like you’re a perfectly functional leech on the rectum of society. Probably an entitled chick who is used to being handed everything and aged out of her prime. You’re ruining it for people who deserve help, like veterans. Go volunteer and give back to society at the very least.
At least Didi makes it look like a skill, this “woman” is barely making an effort, pathetic. Hopefully the irs catches up with Didi and her race baiting fundraisers.
Really.? Who gives her money??!!
90 days is not enough.
So she’s worried about getting nailed for driving with no insurance, Zero fucks given about starting fights with cops.
From New London Day Police logs – Jan. 29, 2018
Julia Hymans, 47, of 16 Montauk Ave., Apt. 3, was charged Sunday with disorderly conduct, interfering with a police officer, assault on a police officer and third-degree criminal mischief.
Of course we only are hearing one side of the story…
Imagine what she must smell like after three months of clamming. At least she won’t have any trouble finding a new cat.
‘The room in New Haven didn’t pan out’
i.e. she didn’t pay her rent
Too busy paying for DirectTV
Holy fucking shit balls.
With a name like Hyman did she ever really have a chance. Lmao!
The cat was a she named Riley and it seems to have changed to a male named jack?? I am confused. I literally would wipe my ass with my money and flush it if my only option to help was to give to these kind of beggars.
Only 90 days in jail for this piece of maggot shit!? This warpig will never pay that back. I hope she uses some of that money to overdose.
This is what we deal with it today. Awful people. I bet her Facebook was all full of good times too