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Only terrible people don’t like Turtleboy. That’s just a scientific fact. For instance, this is Julia Hymans of Bridgeport, CT:
She is one of Didi Delgado’s white sheep followers, which is why she used to share stuff like this:
Except she’s of no use to Didi because she’s not only white, she’s also perpetually broke. She’s actually exactly like Didi in that she’s pretty much always asking for a handout for really important things like helping her wander aimlessly around Connecticut:
Her $165 utility bill:
Helping a grown woman in her mid 40’s “find a fresh start”:
In case you were wondering it IS in fact OK to share these posts:
She also needs other people to pay for her transportation to work, or in her words, she “needs someone to give a fuck about” her:
Oh, and just in case you wanted to send her a birthday gift:
Because there’s nothing shameful about a 45 year old woman begging strangers for a birthday present.
She apparently started a blog that no one reads and wants you to pay for it:
GoFundMe’s are her expertise. Like how she wanted money for her and her cat to do…..something, so she wouldn’t have to go to a shelter where the cat would apparently be murdered or something:
Somehow this GoFundMe raised over $4,000!!
Sure, you could give your money to the Jimmy Fund or donate to your local food pantry. Or you could give it to a middle-aged woman for no reason at all.
Soon after that the cat died. Naturally there was a GoFundMe for the cat too. I shit you not – a Jack Cat Memorial Fund:
She also wants you to pay for her phone bill:
Ya got that? The woman who is constantly using data to post on Facebook about needing money is using more data to beg people to pay for more data on her cell phone.
Next up on the freebie list is her $250 storage bill and $166 for insurance:
Oh, and she makes sure to give disclaimers about what you are allowed and aren’t allowed to say to her when she solicits you for your hard earned money:
Yea guys, stop telling her about Obamaphones, social service agencies, giving her advice on how to not be a degenerate, or being “disrespectful.” Can’t you see life is going perfectly for her? What kind of advice could you possibly give her?
Looks like she’s getting pretty sick and tired of nobody responding to her never ending flood of Internet panhandling posts:
Can’t you guys see her fucking posts?? She asked for money. You have to give it to her!! Can’t you respond to her messages begging you for money? Just don’t respond with friendly advice. That’s the whole point of being friends isn’t it? One person constantly is hitting the other person up for money while whining that no one cares!!
Of course my favorite fundraiser was the “I’m going to jail for 90 days so please give to my canteen fund”:
Yup, she went to the clink. Guess what for?
Mail fraud!! Turns out she defrauded the taxpayers out of $313,000 in unemployment benefits. Ya got that? This sea cow stole over a quarter million dollar from the taxpayers and she’s still constantly broke!! Which means she pretending to be disabled so she didn’t have to get a job, sucked off people who actually went to work every day, and only got 90 days in prison. Which of course for her is basically a hotel since she can’t seem to find a way to pay her rent, or any of the other things normal adults pay for on their own.
This is it folks. This is the face of the “Turtleboy is hate speech” crowd. These are the people who don’t like our message. This is how you know we are doing God’s work. We don’t offend good people. We offend terrible people doing terrible things. People who are friends with Didi Delgado. People who commit mail fraud and steal from the taxpayers so they don’t have to get a job. People who have GoFundMe’s for their dead cats. People who yell at helpful people who try to offer them good advice. People who try to cause financial destruction of Turtleboy Sports because they don’t like the fact that we expose cockroaches like them for a living.
Waste of space slugpumps Julia Hymans.