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Swastika On Millbury High School Track Is The Most Overblown Story We’ve Ever Seen

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The other day a swastika made out of cinder blocks was discovered on Millbury High School’s track. Grainy surveillance video shows four people doing it the night before. Click here for a link to the video. It’s all over the news now so here’s Turtleboy’s take on it.

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First of all, what the hell is the point of having a surveillance camera that can’t help us identify these idiots? I mean, why even have cameras? What good did they possibly do? They told us that four people, who appeared to be teenagers made this swastika. Yea, no shit. I could’ve told you that before the video came out. It obviously wasn’t a grown man and his two children, or the elderly couple who goes there for a midnight rendezvous. Stunts that are this dumb are only done by dumbass teenagers.

Secondly, lets talk about Millbury. Blue collar central. Where the only thing that matters are the mall and the football team, both of which will leave you disappointed. Millbury is filled with suburban kids who think they’re hardos because they go to Worcester to buy their weed. That’s what these kids on the track were up to. They all got stoned, saw a bunch of cinder blocks, and said, “Hey dude, we should totally make a swastika.” Because that’s what dumbass teenagers do when they’re high – they make dumb decisions. Eventually this kids will grow up and never leave Millbury.

Thirdly, this isn’t news. Someone messaged us about this story before any news agencies reported it and the first thing we thought was, “Ehhhh, not worth writing about.” But apparently a bunch of kids doing something stupid on a high school track is a huge deal now.

Fourthly, anyone who has a problem with this swastika and is still defending the confederate flag is a moron of the highest degree. There is literally NOTHING different between flying a flag of treason and making a swastika out of cinder blocks. According to the confederate flag defenders, to them the flag doesn’t represent racism or treason. Because apparently you can take the flag of an imaginary country full of traitors, and define it as you please. By that logic there should be nothing offensive about this swastika.

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Fifthly, this isn’t at all some sort of symbol that people in Millbury wanna kill Jews or are consumed with hate. I’m seeing a lot of morons saying stuff like that on the Internet. These were dumbass kids who wanted to rile people up and now they’re getting exactly what they wanted. Ultimately they will get caught, because teenagers by definition are dumbasses who will brag to all of their friends about it. But these kids are so far removed from the true meaning of a swastika, that it’s ridiculous to think that they are some sort of Nazi sympathizers.

Sixthly, no laws were violated so I don’t understand how you can arrest someone. Maybe you get them on tresspassing or something like that, but you’re not gonna pin anything on them relating to a hate crime. Because in America you have the right to be a complete dumbass. You have the right to fly a confederate flag or a Nazi flag in your front yard. No one can stop you. However, the community does have the ability to socially ostracize you, and quite frankly that is worse than being arrested.

The end.

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20 Comment(s)
  • What's a Woolie Lol
    November 28, 2015 at 10:38 am

    I just wanted to say I love this article and I always come back to read it again and again! Unfortunately, I went to Millbury High. Basically four years of my life wasted. It’s a dumbass school run by a dumbass town lol. Football team sucks (you described that spot on! They just got SPANKED on turkey day), the admin overreact to the swastika issue (and also dress code, specifically female) but can’t use the cameras to help me find my phone, and it’s full of people with overly inflated (usually political) egos lol. It’s likely the people called 911 cuz they thought they were being “social justice progressives”, “fighting the hate” or whatever. Anyways, love the article, hate the dumbasses in Millbury, have a wonderful day turtleboy! XD

    P.S. – I personally know the kids that did this. They used to be my best friends but I’m making better choices now 🙂

  • Wabbitt
    July 24, 2015 at 12:52 pm

    Honestly, the comments on the article are a better story than the idiot kids making a swastika.

    Bunch of Millbury tough guys arguing about a 911 call. Amazing.

  • Frogshit
    July 23, 2015 at 12:30 pm

    I’m late getting here but… Were any bagels harmed in the making of the swastika? Were the Cops eating bagels during the 911 call? I noticed some smutch on the blocks…. Was that put there by a grandmother? So much detective work really needs to happen here.

    July 23, 2015 at 9:23 am

    Clearly this is A hate crime. Just look at those nazi white blocks oppressing that black track. #Blacktopmatters.

    • Wabbitt
      July 24, 2015 at 12:50 pm

      White blocks keeping the black track down. Fucking classic…

  • Mal
    July 23, 2015 at 8:02 am

    Hey, we buy our pot in Millbury turtle boy! Come on

  • Finnish Goalie
    July 23, 2015 at 6:47 am

    They’ll eventually run their mouth and get caught like the ones on the 4-wheeler that hit the car because they brag?

  • Swim the Blackstone
    July 22, 2015 at 6:20 pm

    Listen, I will tell you who the real Nazis are in Millbury – whoever the genius was that decided the Shoppes only needed one freaking entrance, that’s who!!!!!!!

  • WormtownorBust
    July 22, 2015 at 3:50 pm

    I was amazed when I saw this story on the news that the women that found the swastika on the track felt the need to call 911 after they moved the cinder blocks. If it were me I would have just thought ‘stupid kids,’ moved the blocks, and been on my way.

    And they’re going to have some sort of forum at the high school about this. Way to over react fucksticks.

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      July 22, 2015 at 8:12 pm

      Seriously, she called 911??? She should be charged for being a moron and have her phone taken away for a year.

      • Susan
        July 22, 2015 at 9:03 pm

        You should be put on death row for being a fucking moron. She didn’t call 911..She called the none,emergency number. Maybe you should learn to read the correct story before you make such stupid comments.

      • Tess
        July 22, 2015 at 9:12 pm

        Wow! Phone taken away for a year!? Smh… you just sound like a moron.

    • Susan
      July 22, 2015 at 9:01 pm

      Hey fuckstick! Maybe if you actually read about this story the woman didn’t call 911 you fucking moron. She called the non emergency number. Was there for over an hour and no police came, so she disassembled it herself before kids got there. God I can’t stand arrogant pricks like you!

      • Tess
        July 22, 2015 at 9:09 pm

        I agree! The woman did the right thing. Bet these morons wouldn’t be sticking up for this hood rats if there children were to get hurt by them. That symbol symbolizes HATE!

        • Finnish Goalie
          July 23, 2015 at 6:44 am

          Labels suspects, Hood rats and then talk about disdain for hate symbols. Alright.

        • Devils Mouthpiece
          July 23, 2015 at 11:00 am

          So where do I begin.

          I was responding to the comment above mine that mentions she called 911. And those funny looking things ->???<- those are question marks. Meaning, wait for it, wait for it, it was a question. Because it differed from the story. As in maybe some new info from an article seen at another media outlet. It happens.

          Next, how the heck did you translate that into supporting the "hood rats"??? (figured I would use the "question mark" again to reinforce the use case)

          From the nature of both your posts, your not any better than my first comment about taking her phone away and stepped it up a few notches. ROFL, I love this blog.

          • WormtownorBust
            July 23, 2015 at 11:16 am

            I got the 911 thing from a newscast I was watching about this story. They played the audio of the woman calling the police and referred to it as a ‘911 call.’

            My bad. Other than that I haven’t bothered with keeping tabs on this story. It’s not worth my time (or anyone else’s).

  • RSoxGuy
    July 22, 2015 at 3:45 pm

    If the 3 kids who jumped and beat the white kid from Worcester 2 years ago while calling him racial slurs didnt get charged, these kids shouldn’t be charged either. Put a good scare into them, but dont charge them with a hate crime. Its fuckin cinder blocks. Not s[pray paint in a Jewish cemetery.

  • strata
    July 22, 2015 at 2:15 pm

    Jewish Lives Matter

    • Jim
      July 22, 2015 at 2:39 pm

      What does a swastika on a track in Millbury MA have do with Jews?

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