I need to do more blogs on college football crowd fights, because there have been some great ones this year. Since this is a Notre Dame family blog I thought it would be appropriate to start with this one from Saturday’s Notre Dame-Syracuse game in New York. Check out this broo-ha-ha, and pay particular attention to the right hand side of the screen around the :37 mark:
World Star!! Boom. Right in the kisser.
I had to watch that a few times before I figured out what the hell happened. I couldn’t have been happier when I saw that the guy getting knocked the fuck out was a Syracuse fan, and the fighting Irishmen was an ND fan. This restores my faith in Notre Dame completely. As a diehard fan my beef with the Irish has long been their obsession with academics and doing things “the right way.”
I’m all set with the right way. Doing things the “right way” ends up with a Roll Tide facial. I want loud, obnoxious fans who aren’t afraid to get into a fight and get kicked out of a stadium before the opening kickoff takes place. I want fans that didn’t go to school there. I want fans that didn’t go to school anywhere. I want fans whose idea of a good time is getting really drunk and fighting some Syracuse asshole. I want fans that aren’t afraid to boo their team when the product they put on the field is unacceptable.
But the best part about this is that he did it to a Syracuse fan. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – Syracuse fans are the worst in the country. They’re like a more national version of Boston College. Everyone who goes there wants to major in sports broadcasting and then they end up getting hired at 98.5 the Sports Hub because they have a golden voice that masks their ice cold takes. See “Damon Amendolara” for more proof of that.
Syracuse fans are mostly ghetto-fabulous white guys with chin straps. Which explains why players like Eric Devendorf and Gerry McNamara always go to school there:
I will guarantee you that when G-Mac and Devndorf are in the same room together the “n” bombs fly. Every Cuse fan out there looks like them and wants to be them. Look at the dude who was directly in the middle of that fight:
That nudnik is every Cuse fan ever.
Anyway the dude in the blue shirt who knocked that much bigger Cuse fan out is a God damn American hero. I haven’t seen Cuse get knocked out like that since Taylor Coppenrath crushed their dreams back in ought five at the DCU Center.
Best part of the whole thing was the the fat bastard who came back from the concessions right after the fight ended:
Dude, what’d I miss? We’ve all been there before. Right when you went to take a dump during high school you miss the greatest fight of the year. Like clockwork.
All I ask as a Notre Dame fan is that they keep winning and the fans keep acting like the 3 AM Denny’s crowd.
Feel free to share your thoughts to keep the conversation going.