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Here’s a video of in two Beaver Biscuits in Winstom-Salem, NC forcing three children to smoke a blunt:
They appear to be no older than 3…
One of them is a baby, who has smoke coming out of her nose:
And I thought those chuds in Taunton who got high with the goat were bad.
The taco tornado filming it is Michaela Pearson:
And as you can see, she’s no stranger to a mugshot.
This down ass bitch looks like she done killed fo, five people. Just sayin.
Her carpet cleaning friend is Candice Little, AKA Candi Cokaine:
They likely met while doing research on a term paper at the library….
You know it’s true love when the the beef curtains brigade gets matching durags.
Now, I’m going to assume that these are not their children, because it’s hard to create three raw dog trophies if you’re one yogurt slinger shy of a money shot. But whoever left their children in the care of these clam jousters should be charged as well. Come on now, if you’ve ever looked at these faces:
And said to yourself, “I entrust my children with you,” then you have no business parenting.
Luckily she and brigadier beef curtain have both been arrested:
Two women were arrested on child abuse charges Tuesday, according to a news release from Winston-Salem police. Michaela Pearson and Candice Little are each charged with felony child abuse and three counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Officers received numerous reports of a Facebook video showing multiple young children being given what appeared to be an illegal substance by two women. The children were 2 years old, 3 years old and 18 months old, according to arrest warrants.
Update: Mom says she dinno nuffin. For some reason the news is protecting her:
The mother, who did not want her name used because she says she is getting death threats, says the children were being taken care of by family friends Michaela Pearson and Candice Little.
“I trusted them,” she said.
Pearson, 21, and Little, 18, both of Winston-Salem, are each charged with felony child abuse and three counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
Like I said, arrest her too. You gotta be a complete moron to hand your three crotch nuggets over to these punani pirates and expect them not to get high.
Two things on a female make a male’s Hard on go limb
Fat and Tattoos
Atleast they didn’t wear a Nazi patch to build a Bear workshop or put a racist status up on Facebook. Give em a break.
Relax people. It’s part of their religion. Like Holy wine. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
I hope these two become some hardcore prison dyke’s bitch. I think forced fisting up to the elbow would be appropriate. All holes are game.
One thing you can be sure of…….neither missed a day of work while incarcerated
Over-tattooed, amoral, useless ghetto trash like this should be euthanized. They offer absolutely nothing to society.
What? You don’t like the “I’m here for the job!” neck tattoo?
Someone help me out here. Since I don’t know the retard dialect of Ebonics these two queef sniffers speak wtf is 2FED?
Right!! I have asked my kids who are 17 and 13 what it means, I’ve googled it in the urban and slang internet dictionary but have come up with nothing. If you find out what it means please let me know.
One kid did NOT inhale and still has a good shot at the presidency. By that time we’ll all be behind razor wire, disappearing as white men already have from advertisements…
Fucking Disgusting Dykes!!! I vote we sterilize anyone who tge state deems ratchet… If we did that ther species would dwindle out and die off so much quicker … At this rate leaving them free to breed will cause a take over by them in a mere few years as they breed like rabbits and for some reaspn they are the only species known to breed while in same sex coupling !!! Sterilize them all PLEASE!!!!
Just a couple of bagel bumpers sucking the teet of the U.S. tax payer
Candice looks like a cross between Dumb Donald in the Fat Albert cartoons and a Morlock.
This is just a phase they are going through. I see future MBA degrees for both. Remember only God can judge.
Just a Shit Stain in the underwear of society.
Hope these two women give their kids and themselves more drugs and plenty of sweet heroin. The sooner they’re gone the better. Goodbye and thanks for the laughs.
If only this country could trade a pair of losers like these two for several illegal immigrants who are willing to become legal, follow the laws, work, raise a family, etc. Meanwhile, these two would not last long in the real world outside of the US borders…. and the world would eventually become a better place.
That’s some mighty fine figuring there Lou!
Do you still coach?
They look like the older versions of Kid ‘N Play!
For all of the many evils of social media, there is one remarkable benefit: It allows stupid people to incriminate themselves.
Sick Sick Sick animals.
Normal folk know you don’t run with scissors, deez bitches know you don’t scissor with the runs… Nome’sayin?