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Falcons Fans Have No Idea How Lucky They Are To Get Shepherd Hill’s Chris Lindstrom In 1st Round Of NFL Draft Because They’re Not As Smart As Us

Uncle Turtleboy / April 29, 2019

  Since I used to teach at Shepherd Hill I’d be remiss if I didn’t dedicate a blog to congratulating…

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Turtleboy NFL Recap, The Patriots Still Look Like Crap, The Chiefs Somehow Lost To The Steelers, And The Packers Are 100% Fucked

Intern Turtle / October 17, 2017

Turtleboy NFL Recap, The Patriots Still Look Like Crap, The Chiefs Somehow Lost To The Steelers, And The Packers Are…

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I Pray To God That After We Blow Out The Falcons And Win Super Bowl 51 Tom Brady Will Stop Being A Nice Person And Emasculate Roger Goodell

Uncle Turtleboy / January 23, 2017

There’s no way the Patriots can lose to the Atlanta Falcons in the Super Bowl. The only question is, what…

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Glorious Drunken Atlanta Falcons Fan Twerking All Over Carolina Panthers Fan In Epic Display Of Debauchery

Uncle Turtleboy / December 31, 2014

Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Check out more hot takes from Dubsism   On Sunday the Atlanta Falcons took a steamy, dirty south dump…

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