Tag: Shannon Dancause

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Fuzzy Grape Felatio Bandit Says Turtleboy Visited Her At Strip Club, Is Still Doing Chew And Screws And Threatening People With Her Boyfriend Who Is Currently Incarcerated For Beating The Shit Out Of Her

Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae / September 25, 2018

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Fuzzy Grape Felatio Bandit And The Doucherocket Currently Plowing Her Dip Out On $100 Bill At Dudley Chinese Restaurant Even Though She Collects Food Stamps And Rides The Pole In Webster

Turtleboy / August 27, 2018

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