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A big reason we fight to stay on Facebook is that it’s such a powerful tool for sharing information. And one of my favorite Facebook things is when restaurants like Yummy’s in Dudley publicly shames people who chew and screw……
Yummy’s is right on Rt. 197 near the four corners, which is basically an intersection of Dudley, Southbridge, Woodstock CT, and Thompson CT. It also connects directly to Webster if you go east. If you saw something like this shared in Lunenburg you’d immediately be able to say, “those mother fuckers are from Fitchburg.” But pretty much no matter where these two crotch muffins fled they’d have the ability of blending in.
The fucked up part about this is that they ran that bill up to over $100 for two people. They didn’t just order dinner, they probably got a shitload of scorpion bowls and appetizers too. And they knew the entire time they were doing so that they had no intention of paying the bill.
But yea, if you wear designer sunglasses that you purchased from a Lebanese gypsy at the Auburn Mall, and t-shirts like this to chew and screw:
Chance that you’re a well known doouchrocket are abnormally high. And in the least surprising news ever, everyone knew who they were, and she’s a stripper at the Fuzzy Grape….
You can call it Mario’s Showplace if you want, but it will always be the Fuzzy Grape to me.
Keith Therrien and Shannon Dancause have evidently left a long trail of destruction behind them, which is the least surprising news ever. According to some her exploits put her in Fall River Guttermuppet territory on the ratchet meter:
Indeed she does seem to have a littler of children, who she started firing out of her baby cannon at the ripe old age of 16. She had a boyfriend for a while who was playing stepdad….
So North Groversnerdale it hurts.
He used to make her breakfast in bed and helped her out with her “disease”:
And as you can see now that she’s on Turtleboy, she likely went right back to hitting the sauce as soon as the yogurt slinger got out of her life.
Brandon may or may not have hacked her old Facebook page, prompting her to get a new Facebook page:
And when Brandon denied the charges all of a sudden his stepdaughter showed up to blow up his spot….
According to Paige, Brandon also stole her Mom’s food stamps card…
Oh good, she’s on the government dole as well. Glad to see that the taxpayer’s financing her grocery bill isn’t enough for her, because she still wants to eat out. Guess those tips that greasy sweathogs from Oxford put into your G-string don’t count as reported income.
Keith Therrien has an assortment of Google trophies himself:
So obviously she has great taste in men, and this was probably not her first chew and screw. Nice to see she’s graduated from deadbeats who steal her EBT card to drug trafficking dope fiends who wear “I flexed and the sleeves fell off” t-shirts.
Question – do you lose your job for something like this if you’re a stripper? I know most places probably would. But do strip clubs honestly care? Half the people they employ are there to finance their Tony Yayo habits anyway. It’s not like you have to pass a CORI check to work the day shift at a run down strip on Route 20. I can’t imagine that if Sweaty Betty’s, the King’s Inn, the Fuzzy Grape, and Centerfold’s started doing aggressive background checks they’d have much of an applicant pool to work with. Either way, she is the most Webster stripper ever:
I feel bad for guys who go to strip clubs and have to turn down these chicks for lap dances. It’s always so awkward. But if you go to the Fuzzy Grape and you can have your pick of the GED Express, and they all cost the same amount, obviously you’re not gonna choose the broken down gas guzzler with the “Don’t forget to love yourself” tattoo.
Hey Shannon, don’t forget to pay your bill next time you go out for Chinese food. Great way to stay off of Turtleboy.