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Nudniks

Petey Pubestache Starts Fundraiser After Staying Home Sick From Dunkin Donuts Job, Complains About Evil Corporations While Whining That Dunkins Won’t Stay Open Past 7

Uncle Turtleboy / March 28, 2020

  This is Forrest Smith from the Thompson, CT area. He’s an aspiring singer with a sob story. Shocking, I…

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All-Star Criminals

Daddy Chrome Dome Runs Over And Assaults 71 Year Old Crossing Guard At Crotch Fruit’s School, Says It’s Fake News Because Victim Looked 45 And Was Jacked

Uncle Turtleboy / November 30, 2019

  Here’s your gutterslug of the week out of the Connecticut Corridor. Just to be clear, this jackwagon was there…

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Hoodrat Heroes

2$moke And His Chocolate Chip Cookie Ho Slampig Were Arrested At The Putnam Walmart And She’s Begun A Fuck The Po-Lease Free Muh Boi Campaign To Get Him Out

Uncle Turtleboy / September 17, 2019

  Look who’s back in the news….. Oh $nap, it’s 2$smoke! The legendary leader of the 860 Money Crew, the…

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Nudniks

Morons Start GoFundMe For Chuckleberry Thin With Numerous Google Trophies After Posting Tall Tale About Being Arrested For Getting The Shit Kicked Out Of Him

Uncle Turtleboy / July 25, 2019

  This is Keith Racine from Thompson, CT. According to Chuckelberry Thin’s Facebook page he owns a business called “K-9…

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All-Star Criminals

Fuzzy Grape Felatio Bandit And The Doucherocket Currently Plowing Her Dip Out On $100 Bill At Dudley Chinese Restaurant Even Though She Collects Food Stamps And Rides The Pole In Webster

Uncle Turtleboy / August 27, 2018

Follow @TurtleboyNews on Twitter by clicking here. Follow and like the Turtleboy Sports Returns, and Phil Prentiss to keep up…

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Hoodrat Heroes

2$moke From 860 Money Crew Got Arrested For Attacking A Connecticut State Cop And It’s Gotta Be Some Sort Of Promotion For Their New Album

Uncle Turtleboy / November 19, 2017

2$moke From 860 Money Crew Got Arrested For Attacking A Connecticut State Cop And It’s Gotta Be Some Sort Of…

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Nudniks

If You’re A 300 Pound Lardo In A Small Town You Probably Shouldn’t Steal From The Country Store’s Tip Jar Because 300 Pound Lardos Aren’t Inconspicuous

Uncle Turtleboy / June 20, 2017

If You’re A 300 Pound Lardo In A Small Town You Probably Shouldn’t Steal From The Country Store’s Tip Jar…

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Bone Ride

Turtleboy Connecticut Corridor Bone Ride: Thompson, Putnam, Killingly, Sterling, Plainfield, Caterbury, Brooklyn, Pomfret, Woodstock

Uncle Turtleboy / January 31, 2017

      So we’ve been writing a lot about the Connecticut Corridor because they seem to be a ratchet…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Webster Slug Rake Is Using Her Diabetic Son’s Health To Scam People By Selling Pies For School Fundraiser Door To Door

Uncle Turtleboy / December 23, 2016

Webster Slug Rake Is Using Her Diabetic Son’s Health To Scam People By Selling Pies For School Fundraiser Door To…

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All-Star Criminals

Duckfaced Webster/Thompson Junior Smokeshows Arrested For Driving Drunk Over 100 MPH Into Oxford, Caught Hiding Under Tarp

Uncle Turtleboy / December 21, 2016

Duckfaced Webster/Thompson Junior Smokeshows Arrested For Driving Drunk Over 100 MPH Into Oxford, Caught Hiding Under Tarp Want to advertise…

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Webster/Thompson Rapper 2$moke And 860 Money Crew Made Legendary Rap Video Featuring Knives, Dancing, Blunts, And Trips To Valero Gas Station

Uncle Turtleboy / November 7, 2016

Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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