This is Forrest Smith from the Thompson, CT area.
He’s an aspiring singer with a sob story. Shocking, I know. But apparently he worked at Dunkin Donuts and they sent him because he’s sick, and he can’t freeload of the government yet so he wants you to donate to his Cash App.
He’s your typical whiny Bernie bro, jumpstarting a revolution one Facebook post at a time.
But despite hating corporations because they’re evil and make you work for money and whatnot, he still likes to give them his money and feigned outrage this week when the Thompson Dunkins closed early, thus preventing him from obtaining a much desired lemon water.
Wait…..what? How you gonna be against corporations and still demand that a minimum wage worker serve you a lemon water during a pandemic? Don’t worry, he’s got a perfectly good explanation for that.
He’s gonna pay them 75 cents for a water that cost them 4 cents to make. Take that Mr. Dunkins!!
He’s also demanding that he be paid hazard pay.
And he really wants people to comment and share his post.
But it’s not exactly going as planned, so he shared it to some local Facebook groups and he got torn apart like the last crab raccoon at the fupasloth buffet.
Mostly because he sounded like a yeast infection with a Facebook account.
So let me get this straight Forrest. You were a manager “in the coffee business” for 12 years, then you got demoted back to minimum wage and the new manager sent you home because you’re sick, even though you almost admit that you’re calling into work? Yea this all adds up. Makes about as much sense as collecting unemployment while you’re still technically employed.
For a guy who’s allegedly sick and thinks people should get hazard pay due to Wuhan virus, he sure doesn’t see anything wrong with going out a lot for non-essential bullshit like whatever the hell they sell at Exotic Rayz in Webduh.
Oh, and he used to work for Uber too, but as usual he didn’t get enough free shit from them so he quit or went on strike or something.
Shockingly he did NOT want Turtleboy to blog about this because we’re homophobic or something.
I don’t care how many dicks you suck dude. But I do care that rusty cunts like yourself are allowed to vote. That kind of scares the shit out of me. Luckily most of you choose not to exercise that right so the grownups are still in charge of running the country and Bernie will never, ever be President.
Anyway, water is free and he can buy a lemon at any grocery store. Maybe he should do that instead of whining that the corporations he hates aren’t open late enough for him to give them money for something he could easily do himself.
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