Petey Pubestache Starts Fundraiser After Staying Home Sick From Dunkin Donuts Job, Complains About Evil Corporations While Whining That Dunkins Won’t Stay Open Past 7


This is Forrest Smith from the Thompson, CT area.

He’s an aspiring singer with a sob story. Shocking, I know. But apparently he worked at Dunkin Donuts and they sent him because he’s sick, and he can’t freeload of the government yet so he wants you to donate to his Cash App.

He’s your typical whiny Bernie bro, jumpstarting a revolution one Facebook post at a time.

But despite hating corporations because they’re evil and make you work for money and whatnot, he still likes to give them his money and feigned outrage this week when the Thompson Dunkins closed early, thus preventing him from obtaining a much desired lemon water.

Wait…..what? How you gonna be against corporations and still demand that a minimum wage worker serve you a lemon water during a pandemic? Don’t worry, he’s got a perfectly good explanation for that.

He’s gonna pay them 75 cents for a water that cost them 4 cents to make. Take that Mr. Dunkins!!

He’s also demanding that he be paid hazard pay.

And he really wants people to comment and share his post.

But it’s not exactly going as planned, so he shared it to some local Facebook groups and he got torn apart like the last crab raccoon at the fupasloth buffet.

Mostly because he sounded like a yeast infection with a Facebook account.

So let me get this straight Forrest. You were a manager “in the coffee business” for 12 years, then you got demoted back to minimum wage and the new manager sent you home because you’re sick, even though you almost admit that you’re calling into work? Yea this all adds up. Makes about as much sense as collecting unemployment while you’re still technically employed.

For a guy who’s allegedly sick and thinks people should get hazard pay due to Wuhan virus, he sure doesn’t see anything wrong with going out a lot for non-essential bullshit like whatever the hell they sell at Exotic Rayz in Webduh.

Oh, and he used to work for Uber too, but as usual he didn’t get enough free shit from them so he quit or went on strike or something.

Shockingly he did NOT want Turtleboy to blog about this because we’re homophobic or something.

I don’t care how many dicks you suck dude. But I do care that rusty cunts like yourself are allowed to vote. That kind of scares the shit out of me. Luckily most of you choose not to exercise that right so the grownups are still in charge of running the country and Bernie will never, ever be President.

Anyway, water is free and he can buy a lemon at any grocery store. Maybe he should do that instead of whining that the corporations he hates aren’t open late enough for him to give them money for something he could easily do himself.


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86 Comment(s)
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  • Can we start the purge yet?
    March 31, 2020 at 3:20 am

    This kid’s share of the world’s oxygen should be taken away from him.
    Jeffrey Dahmer would have loved him. He’d just eat him right up.

    • Freddy
      July 6, 2021 at 1:35 am

      I am Jeffrey Dahmer 😉

  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    March 29, 2020 at 11:19 am

    I dont have the capacity to think or act on an intelligent level and I wont name names but I will blame all my mistakes during the coronavirus on the present government. I wont criticise other governors who are trampling American rights but I will blame all my mistakes and my ineptitude on the government and Trump who is the only real politician tirelessly working on this.. i want to allude that its politics but in reality it is my own incompetence. As the mayor, i want to blame orsngeman for my own incompetence and inadequacies. It never even downed on me to ensure my city was ready even though I am mayor. The city was warned by The Gates Foundation about possibility of a global pandemic for years. I did nothing but wont let lost lives go to waste. I will blame orangeman. I think we need the national guard to enforce social distancing.
    I will mske sure there is slcohol and weed shops, i mean food pantries for our most vulnerable.
    I will say this was unthinkable on my level even 2 months ago but again i will blame orangeman. We have to be very careful what we say to residents like Trump soft Easter target. I wont remind you that i may have inferred that fellow Bostonians were racist for not going to chinese restaurants just a few weeks sgo. Again i didnt have the mental cspacity to even comprehend that this could cause further spread but it is ok cause orangemam bad. Now go social distance and get used to the future way I mean new way of American life.

    • Joe am I running for president Biden
      March 29, 2020 at 11:31 am

      Mahty I agree with everything you said and I am sorry I made the fruedian slip about how we have to attack the cure to prolong the pain. I was dissapointed that you didnt wear a speedo no no no I mean mention that the fake Fox poll shows me leading 49 tp 40 against Trump.

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        March 29, 2020 at 11:42 am

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        He said that the men on duty would frequently stand in front of female agents and Navy women that were present “like a damn guardian.” On some occasions, they would make up reasons to get the women away from where he was.

        The agent said he was specifically concerned about women in the Navy.

        “They weren’t allowed to disobey him at all, but we’d take them away under pretend auspices,” the agent stated.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Alex Reimer
    March 29, 2020 at 10:06 am

    I have seen the Forest for the trees! Ooooooooh!

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    March 29, 2020 at 9:37 am

    Ummm this dumb fuck tries to shame the dunkins saying they closed earlier than they stated but neglects to crop out the only serving customers through the drive thru window… Maybe just maybe if he wasn’t a ratchet he could hop in his car and go thru the drive thru for service… Haha just kidding he probably doesnt have a car or licence .. Dumbass

  • What a loser
    March 29, 2020 at 6:40 am

    So he lied about being sick and having a sore throat so that he could get out of work and demand free money. People like this think everyone else is stupid. They think they’re the smartest people in the room.

  • SMH
    March 29, 2020 at 6:37 am

    Imagine being a grown man and begging for money. What a failure.

  • I am the prolapser
    March 29, 2020 at 3:04 am

    His assshole will be prime for Concord. I’m sure the faggorty in that prison will pump him hard. We all know he’s gonna end up in some prison.and he’s going to worship that ass fuckery.

  • Hypocrites
    March 29, 2020 at 2:16 am

    no surprise seeing behavior like this with an idiot like drumph in the white house. why work when you can just lie steal and cheat your way to the top.

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 28, 2020 at 11:41 pm

    People who do not understand their responsibility in taking out a loan, as a debt to be repaid, by them, should be put to work at hard labor, until they learn this simple fact. It deforms my mind that these Children of the Progs expect the Govt. to erase their signature with “free money,” apparently not understanding taxation, either.

  • Ronnie sweetcheeks
    March 28, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    I read that the USA is out of toilet paper because Trump is so full of shit

    • Trailer park discovers TBS
      March 29, 2020 at 12:06 am

      Well you certainly told President Donald Trump off didn’t you and you were so clever talking about shit and toilet paper, good boy now you get a piece of cheese.

    • Barrack
      March 29, 2020 at 12:06 am

      I heard his dog bit a democrat and couldnt get the taste of shit out of its mouth for years

  • It's not a POWER GRAB just a Power Fondle.
    March 28, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    Governor Newsom here.

    As President of the largest state, I have declared myself President of California and annexed all 62 boroughs of NYC and ordered the arrest of Donald Trump and any registered Republican or gun owner. Additionally effective immediately any person exercising outside is to be held without bail and transferred into a 3rd nation rendition program.

    LA County Sheriff here.

    With all do respect Citizen Newsom I am relieving you of command effective immediately and ordering all gun and ammunition sales frozen nation wide but I will continue your long held policy on arresting people exercising outdoors with a small change all attractive men will be sent to my deputies barracks and all attractive women will be sold as slaves in Saudi…

    The Governor Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan has the floor!!

    Dammit you idiots I over rule you all and order you all arrested and annex all your lands and people and order all my subjects to produce face masks, hand sanitizer and toilet paper. I’m sending Joe
    Biden to round up LA area female porn stars for my lesbian harem and cancelling all slave sales but will continue the long established policies of releasing all prison inmates and replacing them with subjects who exercise outdoors that includes walking to your mailbox or standing on a porch or balcony or looking out of a window. Looking out of a window including sky light windows will be punishable by death.

    I am also changing the name of Corona Virus which is anti Mexican to TrumpCovid19TrumpTrump virus.

  • Amanda Sawyer
    March 28, 2020 at 9:05 pm

    Sober shuttle rides are cancelled in West War Whack tonight.


    • Doctor will hem Jenkins
      March 29, 2020 at 3:11 am

      You should have called into the live show sat Amanda. You are one of the most fucked up people on the face of the earth. We love u for it. You should call uncle up every Saturday.

  • Guinea Geisha
    March 28, 2020 at 8:55 pm

    Fucking Forrest? That’s a name? Anyways… soda tastes like when my foot falls asleep.

  • capone181
    Medicine Man
    March 28, 2020 at 8:25 pm

    Sorry everyone, but the Corona virus was started by us Native Americans. We are returning the country to the way Two Eagles said it was prior to “white privilege”.

    A quote from Chief “Two Eagles” when asked by a government official, you have observed the white man for 90 years, you’ve seen his wars and technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.

    The Chief nodded.
    The official continued, considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?

    The Chief stared at the government official, then replied.

    When white man found land, Indian running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty Buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water, Women do all the work, medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex.

    The Chief leaned back and smiled, only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.

    • capone181
      March 28, 2020 at 8:31 pm

      Do you Native Americans like Chinese take out?

      • I love grain alcohol
        March 28, 2020 at 10:51 pm

        I want a pitcher of their mai Thais.

    • Steam Roll Tiennemin Square Man
      March 28, 2020 at 8:38 pm

      You left out savages scalping each other and raping other tribes before white man arrival.

    • No Room for hate and that's why I hate you.
      March 28, 2020 at 9:04 pm

      This is homophobic and transphobic where were the transgender, gay and bisexual native americans and it sounds like income inequality between native men and women. You didn’t mention anything about veganism or tofu products MR. medicine MAN! Were you trying to destroy the planet on pupose!!!

      If you don’t go buy at least $300 worth of Chinese food this weekend you are filled with hate! so there MR big shot medicine MAN patriarchal planet destroying, lgbtqx phobe, woman hater!

  • De Blassio, Deval, Walsh group massage
    March 28, 2020 at 7:39 pm

    Ahem.. I said Ahem!

    Governor Patrick speaking!

    Under my constitutional emergency powers I have re appointed myself Governor of Massachusetts so everybody can breath a sigh of relief. Ladies you won’t have to worry about men groping you on airlines like AJ Baker or raping you like my brother in law the convicted rapist who i just ordered released from prison to make room for runners I’m arresting.

    Marty if you stressed out I could come over anytime and wait on you hand and foot and guess who’s in town and wants to come with! Barry and Michael say they’re up for some old time Marty Walsh gangbang fun!!!

    Mayor De blassio here and I believe I have the floor as Mayor of a larger city.
    I have just added 7 new boroughs to the City of New York with one swipe of a pen, how’s that for leadership. The following localities are now under my command.
    – the boroughs of Pennsylvania
    – New Jersey
    – Connecticut
    – Ohio
    – Vermont
    – Masssachusetts and Rhode Island.

    With one stroke of a pen I just reduced the per capita COVID19Trump Virus by over 1,000%

    First priority for all you new Borough Governors is removal of Christopher Columbus statues and plaques, priority 2 free condoms and astroglide sex lube for ages 8 to 80.

    Borough Governor Deval I order you to include me in Mayor Marty’s gangbang sick party.

    • Ben
      March 28, 2020 at 8:40 pm

      Deval, I passed away a few weeks ago. Didnt you attend the funeral.

      • Deval
        March 28, 2020 at 9:23 pm

        If any man at the funeral was BENdingover I was there honey!

  • randiguy2006
    March 28, 2020 at 7:26 pm

    Works more than TB

  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    March 28, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    Er ah er ah you know i got a few things to go over citizens

    I will not cancel the gay pride parade . Your attendance is mandatory or else it will be a homophobic hate crime.

    You are ordered to order take out chinese food otherwise you are a racist and will be charged for a hate crime.

    If you leave your house to exercise as an American you will be fined and arrested unless you are an illegal alien or recently released from prison due to corona virus

    I will allow all to get their bacon cheeseburger on at McDonald’s and burger king but you must go home. No exercise or loitering in the street. It hasnt dawned on me that 750k die of heart disease every year. Coroana may kill10k when all is ssid and done

    This is not a test. It is a drill to prepare you for the control and socislism that will be part of the un American culture and this is coming sooner than you think.

    If you are a God fearing oroductive tax paying white male your days are numbered.

    Dont worry about your 401k or ira retirement plans they will be wiped away by inevitsble market crash or our planned outright confiscation of them for the good of all.

    I have established an 800 number where you can report neighbors who violate the above rules or who own a gun or who drive thru your town with non Massachusetts plates.

    If you want to survive in my city it is required that you be sheep. Any resistance will be met with by force.

    Enjoy the destruction of our ecconomy, country and way off life from the comfort of your cell I mean home.

    • Warren Wilhelm junior
      March 28, 2020 at 7:06 pm

      Mayor De Blassio here, Marty I want to commend you on your efforts to reduce COVID19 that was created by white privilege and Trump. COVID19 didn’t come from China it came from Trump Tower and everybody knows that.

      – Most importantly during this pandemic I am ordering the statue of Christopher Columbus removed
      and Marty I recommend you do the same, that statue is priority number one.

      – Priority 2 free condoms and astro glide sex lube for ages 8 to 80.
      – Priority 3 releasing all prison inmates to avoid Trumps COVID19.
      – Priority 4, I am immediately ordering the arrests and imprisonment of persons walking or exercising outside.
      – I am nationalizing all current and retired city workers retirement plans and rolling them into The Mayor’s Discretionary budget to be used for the removal of the Christophe Columbus statue and hold a really great Gay Pride Parade to lift everybodys spirits. Marty my personal gym has gold fixtures bet you don’t have that in Boston.

  • ElJefe72
    March 28, 2020 at 5:40 pm

    I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if Forrest Smith is good “friends” with David Leavitt.

  • One douche to another
    March 28, 2020 at 5:34 pm

    What a cum guzzling count he should go back too doing what he does best. That is sucking dick and swilling gizz u fucking sperm berbba

  • Proud heterosexual
    March 28, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    The smell of shit is always noticeable on gay men’s breath,and they force their sick agenda on us

    • BarnyardBizz
      March 28, 2020 at 3:21 pm

      Ok Ted Haggard

    • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
      March 28, 2020 at 6:06 pm

      I am calling martha Cockleys 800 hate crime and I will prosecute unless you are a recently released prisoner of color or an illegal alien

  • hartf811
    Starve the fag
    March 28, 2020 at 2:22 pm

    Go get a job like a man loser

  • Jordis
    March 28, 2020 at 2:18 pm

    Run Forest Run!

    Far away from anywhere with a wifi signal. Obviously the internet is preventing you from being a productive member of society. Get a job, and get informed on politics outside of social media.

  • Nikko Jenkins
    March 28, 2020 at 12:48 pm

    WTF is up with the chick on the left in the rainbow ribbon picture?Looks like someone whacked her with a sack of nickels.

  • Rachel Rollins Albino Lawn Jockey
    March 28, 2020 at 12:40 pm

    When I gaze into his eyes I wonder if he might have the disease?

  • I spy
    March 28, 2020 at 11:35 am

    I spy a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat hiding behind the gay sunglasses….

  • Richard Simmons
    March 28, 2020 at 11:13 am

    What a faggot

    • Liberace
      March 28, 2020 at 11:21 am

      You said it, sister

      • Rock Hudson
        March 28, 2020 at 2:38 pm

        You go GIRRLS

        • Brian Sullivan
          Rooney Eats It
          March 28, 2020 at 5:07 pm

          Whats the difference between a gay guy and a refridgerator?
          A fridge don’t fart when you take the meat out

        • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
          March 28, 2020 at 6:10 pm

          I love show tunes and speedos you sexy beast.

    • Mshty Mein Fuhrer
      March 28, 2020 at 6:08 pm

      Some say you have been practicing social distancing for years.

  • Rod Ramsey
    March 28, 2020 at 10:58 am

    I hope he reads this and I hope he dies

  • Harland Sanders
    March 28, 2020 at 10:52 am

    He is a shitbum loser. His family should be ashamed. Forrest Gump would kick his ass. What not join the military and learn a vocation or perhaps go to school on a Veteran’s Program. We aren’t paying your way slacker. You suck balls bitchboy. Now go fix a pot of coffee.

    • Gay POlice officer
      April 23, 2020 at 10:12 am

      Forrest actually did apply to all the services in high school back in 08/09/10 and they denied him for homosexuality and also because he was prescribed adderall for his ADD. ….

    • Jole
      July 6, 2021 at 2:02 am

      Forrest applied in 08/09/10. He was denied for homosexuality & having add. He regrets his life would be better if he was accepted in the armed services. Forrest is very talented in many ways. He dreams to be a video editor & film director. If he fails we fail.

  • Snarky Pete
    March 28, 2020 at 10:30 am

    So HE’S the guy that’s struggling out there. I knew somebody was. Just wasn’t sure until now. We should all rally around this fucktard. If he fails we all fail.

  • Rich A
    Forrest's mom
    March 28, 2020 at 10:25 am

    What a faggot cunt.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 28, 2020 at 10:01 am

    Too bad the virus can’t mutate and take out the lazy fuzz chinned faggot slobs

  • Tom Blackburn
    March 28, 2020 at 9:57 am

    I hope starvation deaths surpass chink flu deaths. Either way I hope it’s millions dead.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    March 28, 2020 at 9:50 am

    Why would anyone ever go to Dunkin Donuts? I’m more partial to the local shops here in Cambridge like Darwin’s. I can get a fried egg, smoked salmon, cream cheese, red onion and tomato breakfast sandwich for only $11 dollars and an iced mocha latte for only $6.50. With the $1.13 tax it only costs $18.63! A bargain! I don’t offer a tip. The billionaire owner should pay the help more. Not my problem.

    • capone181
      March 28, 2020 at 5:46 pm

      Why would anyone go to Cambridge you flamer.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      March 30, 2020 at 2:55 am

      Obviously, this Liawatha is an impostor. A true Cantabrigian cannot discuss breakfast fare without mentioning Avocado Toast!

  • Spic Tormentor
    March 28, 2020 at 9:37 am

    A faggot who makes minimum wage and wears wife beaters is a combination worth suicide. Your life isn’t going to get any better

  • Michael
    March 28, 2020 at 9:34 am

    My name is Michael, I’ve got a nickel, I’ve got a nickel shiny and new
    I’m gonna buy me all kinds of candy, that’s what I’m gonna do.

    My girl is Cindy, when we get married we’re gonna have a baby or two
    We’re gonna let them visit their grandma, that’s what we’re gonna do

  • WeRFucked
    March 28, 2020 at 9:18 am

    The funniest part of this is the owner of that Dunkin franchise is making bank! Most franchisees are very successful. They could easily afford to pay their shitty workers much more… but why would they?

    “Fuck you” to anyone who is over 18 but still stupid enough to work there. Congratulations to the owners for giving the dumbest-of-the-dumb jobs and getting rich while doing it.

    There is a serious fucking global pandemic going on yet every DD drive-thru has a line of vehicles waiting. This country is full of stupid people.

    • Silencio Dogood
      March 28, 2020 at 11:53 pm

      Perhaps people think the Dunkin (Donuts) coffee is hot enough to scald any plague into submission. i believe we’ve found the cure…

  • Bernie Loves You
    March 28, 2020 at 8:13 am

    Where is MY lemon water and apple fritter?! To save money do not pay hundred thousand dollars a year to be told to read a book, you so stupid and lazy. Take free classes through youtube or many free classes from all over world with no infection. Don’t buy book read for free at ribrary or on line or buy used text book brand new conditions for ten dollars not 300 dollars. Meet women for the sex at carwash not dormitory. Where is you bailout you axe, what have built or contributed that needs to be bailed out. You fail is only you who fail, now ask non essential business owners how $1200 will save business home and family. You lucky you nothing to lose stupid little boy

    Free yourself and become landscaper, whack weed all day get a heat stroke going and learn a new language but Noooo lemon water for you.

    • WeRFucked
      March 28, 2020 at 9:20 am

      What the fuck did you just try to say? Are you always this stupid or are you having a stroke?

      • Bernie Give you the money not Donal GTrump
        March 28, 2020 at 11:31 am

        You so stupid pay not one hundred thousand dollar a year but twohunndred thousand dollar a year for professor tell you child HEY YOU STUDENT BOY READ CHAPTER 3 AND DO HOMEWORK. You pay two hundred thousand for crazy professor say read book and answer question after 4 year and eight hundred thousand dollar debt you say I am college educated I smart man now pay me big money but only job you get is pouring coffeesoda for lazy fat american who too stupid and lazy to make own coffee and they spend fity thousand dollar a year to have professor tell there child HEY YOU BOY AND YOU GIRL READ CHAPTER 5 AND DO HOMEWORK ha ha now you big star educated with diploma ha ha ha you stupid and lazy work making a coffee soda TO CRY in sandwich. you. problem is you expect donut store to fix your life not work that way you are too fix donut shop owner life but not know it ha haha. ! & that

  • Fag Stomper
    March 28, 2020 at 8:11 am

    What a complete fucking faggot, lazy dipshit I want to stomp this clown

  • Maynard G Krebbs
    March 28, 2020 at 7:56 am

    I can Sim this up easy: He’s a lazy fuckin puke who tries to scam as many people as he can. Except you can’t scan those of us who are still getting up every day at 5 am and go to work. Oh, BTW Turtleboy, Can you get that fucking ad off that follows you while you try to read the blog? It’s annoying as fuck

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    March 28, 2020 at 7:53 am

    First of all if he considers a job hazardous he doesn’t have to work there. No one was forcing him.

    He should get a non-hazardous job at the local sewerage treatment plant. All the free lemon water you want is available there.

  • whatevuh
    March 28, 2020 at 6:56 am

    in the video he says he is 26 yrs old in the coffee business for 12 yrs puts him at 14 when he started, or if it was after that, that means he is at least 38 yrs old and still whining ! Total life failure to say the least.

  • Nee Chi
    March 28, 2020 at 6:38 am

    He’s just a scared and confused kid during an unprecedented pandemic. Obvi.

    You’re just miserable.

    It must really suck to be you.


    • WeRFucked
      March 28, 2020 at 9:24 am

      I’m scared and confused too. After you’ve sent him some money to get through this, can you blow me?

    • Wuhan Market 20 Piece Cobra McNuggets
      March 28, 2020 at 11:11 am

      Go deep fry a Civet Cat.

  • Greg Louganis
    March 28, 2020 at 6:19 am

    Gives a great rusty trombone!

  • John Galt
    March 28, 2020 at 6:19 am

    I call bullsh*t on the “12yrs of coffee management.” This little whiny pillowbiter has never held a job for 12yrs b4 finding a problem with management. 12 days, maybe…….not 12yrs. 12 minutes most likely. Just another result of a boy growing up without a father.

    • Cute Chick
      March 28, 2020 at 7:06 am

      This guy is like my Son-in-Law. the 12 years started when he was 14 and started bragging to his friends about all the free Shit he was going to give out when he was Managing it…

  • The Hardly Brothers
    March 28, 2020 at 6:13 am

    There is a reason that the chocolate cruller count is off
    at the end of his shift.

  • Josef Fritzl
    March 28, 2020 at 5:21 am

    If you drop your wallet in Provincetown….Kick it to Truro.

    • Greta Thunberg
      March 28, 2020 at 6:24 am

      How Dare You!!!

      • Josef Fritzl
        March 28, 2020 at 7:02 am

        Greta I have a lovely,quiet,and furnished basement studio
        available if interested.

      • x x
        March 28, 2020 at 5:25 pm

        Show us your tits

  • Grace Boyle
    March 28, 2020 at 5:14 am

    You should see him deepthroat a kielbasa.

  • Billy graham
    March 28, 2020 at 4:52 am

    Why would a man get their eyebrows done up like a female.l forgot its being a metrosexual,if your out there God ,please get off your ass and fix this world

    • Jim Bakker
      March 28, 2020 at 11:10 am

      God threw up his hands and walked out of the room 50 years ago.

      • foleyworld
        Casino Scum
        March 28, 2020 at 2:20 pm

        More like 100 Billy…at least.

  • Jeff J
    March 28, 2020 at 4:16 am

    There is a 0.0% chance he pees standing up.

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