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Morons Start GoFundMe For Chuckleberry Thin With Numerous Google Trophies After Posting Tall Tale About Being Arrested For Getting The Shit Kicked Out Of Him

 

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This is Keith Racine from Thompson, CT.

According to Chuckelberry Thin’s Facebook page he owns a business called “K-9 1-on-1 Companions for K-9’s.” No clue what that means, but he spends a lot of time with other people’s dogs and some people call him a “dog whisperer.”

Totally normal.

He recently came to the turtle’s attention when this post started making the rounds on the Facebook machine.

Just to review what he says happened:

  • An unnamed 34 year old came up to him and asked him what he does with dogs.
  • This person then invited him to his house to look at his ginger colored pit bull.
  • When he got to the house he saw the dog and then started getting attacked, presumably by the unnamed person whose exact age he knows.
  • The beating was so vicious he can’t remember anything and is looking for witnesses.
  • Despite being the alleged victim it was he who was arrested on charges of interfering and breach of peace.
  • This happened at 9:00 PM, yet he wasn’t arrested until 11:30 PM.

Yea sorry, but that story has holes in it that are more gaping than Kylie Jenner’s asshole.

Now his page is filled with morons blindly expressing their sympathy for him, and a $5,000 GoFundMe has been created for lawyer fees. Ever since then he’s been having a pity party for himself and whining that the cops aren’t helping him out.

Then he said that his attackers (who are now plural) had been plotting this against him for 14 months as a way to get revenge.

Of course he doesn’t explain what that revenge was for, who the attackers were, or why he was the one who ended up arrested if he was the victim. Just trust him because he’s crying like a bitch on Facebook and he licks dogs and shit.

He made a video bitching about how hard life is, pretending to cry, and complaining that the cops don’t care about him.

Dude, I’d be more concerned about the fact that you look like you just got liberated from a Bosnian detention camp. They got McDonald’s and Subway down by you. Eat something.

“I would think when you have a country hick lynching that there would be a little bit more public outcry.”

Country hick? Bruh, you lick dogs and dress like you’re trying out for a Mark Twain novel.

“There’s more to this than actually meets the eye. There’s a history behind this that’s been going on for the last year.”

Yea, no shit sherlock. Maybe you should explain what that history is before dry begging for donations on Facebook.

“The authoritative figures are now quote unquote involved in this, and don’t quote me but maybe there’s some kind of pay off.”

Oh good, he’s citing conspiracy theories by the state police and claiming that people are being paid off to cover for his attackers. That definitely makes him more believable. Don’t quote him on that though.

“I have nobody reaching out. I would think that in a small community like this when you have such a tragic incident take place. “Where is my support from Troop D police?”

You have hundreds of idiots reaching out to you on Facebook and one of them was dumb enough to start a GFM for you. You’re just not happy that the State Police don’t give a shit about your sob story, because they likely know that you’re full of shit.

Naturally some people were skeptical about it. These people were of course told that they were shitty for not blindly believing an unbelievable story that makes no sense at all and is lacking many critical details.

This lady who knows him says that there’s a lot more to this story, and predicted she would be blocked.

We took those screenshots last night. Today they’re gone. Almost as if the Lassie licker doesn’t like being called out on his bullshit.

Meanwhile this guy’s got quite the checkered past. He was foreclosed on in 2017 and dragged it out as along as possible. I’m sure he was victimized by the bank too.

He was arrested a couple year’s ago for sixth degree larceny.

Last year he was charged with reckless endangerment and possession of a vicious or barking dog.

Shortly before he was charged with this his business Facebook page saw a bunch of comments and negative reviews from people who said they were bit by the dogs under his care.

Or how bout his arrest for “Open MV under influence of alcohol or drugs?”

And in the recent incident, where he somehow got the shit kicked out of him, he was also charged with resisting, on top of breach of peace.

According to him he has demons eating at his back, who are still apart of him, and if he awakens them it will be his demise.

Yea he seems normal.

So to review, the guy who has a past history of larceny, substance abuse issues, financial problems, and dogs who allegedly bite other people, suddenly is the victim of a crime in which HE was arrested, he has no details or evidence to back up anything he’s saying, and there’s a GoFundMe raising money for him as we speak.

Sounds legit.

 

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33 Comment(s)
  • Daniel O'Leary
    July 30, 2019 at 10:26 am

    I’ve known Kieth since highschool and he has never been a violent person and DIDN’T DO ANYTHING to deserve this beating but rescue a dog from bieng abused !! The person found out Kieth had it ,from animal rescue. And tried to get it back. Kieth couldn’t legally and wouldn’t give it back to an abusive master !! A good person doing good things in this world and Turtle head Asshole ridicules him for it !?!?

    • Turtlette
      July 30, 2019 at 3:40 pm

      Look we all know he rescues dogs. The question is does he teach them to lick the peanut butter off his boyz before returning them? To me, that is the most important question to come out of Turtletwats investigation.

  • Harrie
    July 26, 2019 at 3:31 pm

    This reporting is FAR from the truth. You people have no clue what you are talking about!!!! NOT EVEN CLOSE. I suggest finding someone else to pick on!! I am sure you all are PERFECT and never had anything go wrong astray? GET A LIFE, people! Let’s pull up some of your records and see what you got!!!

    • ittasteslikechicken
      July 26, 2019 at 9:40 pm

      Kenny is “touched in the head”, yet it’s his brother that they said was the retarded one. They grew up eating pigeons off the roof of their apartment building, so the brain damage is developmental and cannot be repaired.

    • Dick Scratcher
      July 29, 2019 at 11:43 am

      Hey, Harrie.

      Off you fuck, there’s a good chap!

    • Harrie
      July 30, 2019 at 4:13 pm

      How old are you? 12????? Wow.

    • Fowl
      July 30, 2019 at 4:59 pm

      I’m almost certain that after I have read all the posts here, that if you pull up the records on every person here that you’d find a bunch of great guys who have never run afoul of the law in any way.

  • Magna
    July 26, 2019 at 9:51 am

    After reading this POS story I just want to punch him in the eye too. Also whoever decided to waste our fucking time with this stupidity deserves a few loose teeth also.

    • Harrie
      July 29, 2019 at 12:20 pm

      Hahahaha! Lmfao
      Funniest post on here!

    • Harrie
      July 30, 2019 at 5:23 pm

      Hmmmmm…… willing to bet on that one.

  • Rin Tin Tin
    July 26, 2019 at 7:46 am

    This guy always has 3 or 4 dogs with him and an extra large tub of peanut butter at his disposal, figure it out people.

    • Balls
      July 29, 2019 at 1:54 pm

      He wrote an instructional video for dog owners that’s circulating on the dark web. It’s titled “You, your dog, peanut butter, and oral sexual gratification for the single man. By Keith Racine.” I’d provide a link, but it’s far too gross to pass along.

  • whatevuh
    July 25, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    well, it’s Thompson, CT. so . . . drive through Thompson sometime, it’s the white version of a ghetto

  • Francis loves Swiss Navy lube
    July 25, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    Francis Sidebottom is a “power-bottom”. Fucking pillow biter

    • Perv Vert
      July 29, 2019 at 1:57 pm

      Are you serious? That’s disgusting! (got his phone number?)

  • Francis Sidebottom
    July 25, 2019 at 1:54 pm

    Uncle turtle turd,, what is more disturbing is your go fund me and my lawyers because of your hate speech,, just you waite the Baker administration is going to pass a bill because of your retarded hatred speech blog and you will cry to trump for help

    • We Want To Know
      July 25, 2019 at 2:04 pm

      What story was about you?

      • Liberace
        July 25, 2019 at 2:20 pm

        Side? Bottom?
        Both may be clues.
        Somebodies gay side piece.
        I’m an expert at that.

    • FOAD
      July 25, 2019 at 2:20 pm

      Yo Francis,

      FOAD. And then FOAD. And then FOAD. Can you see the pattern?

    • PhilSimmsSucks
      July 25, 2019 at 6:02 pm

      No shit, Francis Fudgepacker?? There’s going to be an official Turtleboy bill, like, “H6969 An Act Relative to Turtleboy Sports.”
      What’s it going to be about?
      Now run along and buy some lotion for your oozing rectum.

  • Abolish gofundme
    July 25, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    Oh boy another “victim”.

  • Dick Scratcher
    July 25, 2019 at 12:59 pm

    Limerick of the Day #2

    A dog-licking loser called Keith
    Was nabbed by the local polithe……………………………… (sorry!)
    He’d been in a fight
    And been beaten to shite
    Cause it’s hard to bite back with no teeth.

    Dick Scratcher (like Keith aged 55 but look like I’m 85………. and a quarter)

  • Dick GoZinya
    July 25, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    “That story has holes in it that are more gaping than Kylie Jenner’s asshole.”
    This SST girl has serious game!

  • Y
    July 25, 2019 at 12:36 pm

    Some posted 6 hours ago:
    “I know him Very Very Well. Past post offered lawyers. I know what I’m talking about. This was all because of an incident that happened last year. I also know exactly what happened and Why. How well do you know the Real reason for this??? Sometimes our past catches up to us. No one deserves to be beaten like this no matter what happened in the past. It’s horrible and they the people that did this deserves a Good Ass. Beating themselves. I repeat No One deserves to be beaten like this because of past problems. Keith is a Wonderful person I Pray for him daily and have done so sense his road to recovery . I’ve been Sober for 18 years and pray for his to continue. I hope someone gets these Cowards.”

    Did he rob a drug dealer and catch the wrath? Hmmm

    • z
      July 25, 2019 at 12:56 pm

      I he robbed someone a year ago and payback finally happened, he is truly stupid. Leave the area and set up life somewhere else. Chances are you will not be searched for like John Wick. Unless he stole 5-6 figure money.

      • Harrie
        July 30, 2019 at 4:11 pm

        You do not know….. seriously.

        • deerie
          July 30, 2019 at 4:52 pm

          After reading both your posts I believe him, and not you. The reason is you make a ridiculous, vague, and unverifiable claim like “he’s never done anything wrong” and claim he’s a saint (Bernard?). At least the original commenter makes a very specific accusation that stands up better to logic and accuracy.

    • punchem
      July 29, 2019 at 2:00 pm

      I thought over your post carefully, and I think he deserved it, and another one as soon as he heals from this one.

  • Tyler Durden
    July 25, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    Fight Club.
    And no, he can’t talk about it.

    • Marsellus Wallace
      July 25, 2019 at 12:43 pm

      I don’t think so. He looks like some kind of Hillbilly Boy.
      Look like someone went medieval on his ass.

      • Hey Punchy
        July 25, 2019 at 2:17 pm

        You get gone or you be gone.
        You understand me.

        • Jules
          July 25, 2019 at 2:23 pm

          Jules: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
          Brett: What?
          Jules: *flips table out of the way* What country are you from?
          Brett: What?
          Jules: “What” ain’t no country I ever heard of! They speak English in “What?!”
          Brett: What?
          Jules: English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
          Brett: Yes!
          Jules: Then you know what I’m saying. Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
          Brett: What?
          Jules: *points gun at Brett* Say “what” again! Say – “what” – again! I dare you! I double-dare you motherfucker! Say “what” one more goddamn time!
          Brett: He’s black.
          Jules: Go on!
          Brett: He’s bald.
          Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
          Brett: What?
          Jules: *Shoots Brett in the shoulder* Does he LOOK like a bitch?!
          Brett: No!
          Jules: Then why’d you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
          Brett: I didn’t!

  • Bitch
    July 25, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    Hi I’m Keith and I’m the Bitch of the family not my female dog.

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