This is Keith Racine from Thompson, CT.
According to Chuckelberry Thin’s Facebook page he owns a business called “K-9 1-on-1 Companions for K-9’s.” No clue what that means, but he spends a lot of time with other people’s dogs and some people call him a “dog whisperer.”
He recently came to the turtle’s attention when this post started making the rounds on the Facebook machine.
Just to review what he says happened:
- An unnamed 34 year old came up to him and asked him what he does with dogs.
- This person then invited him to his house to look at his ginger colored pit bull.
- When he got to the house he saw the dog and then started getting attacked, presumably by the unnamed person whose exact age he knows.
- The beating was so vicious he can’t remember anything and is looking for witnesses.
- Despite being the alleged victim it was he who was arrested on charges of interfering and breach of peace.
- This happened at 9:00 PM, yet he wasn’t arrested until 11:30 PM.
Yea sorry, but that story has holes in it that are more gaping than Kylie Jenner’s asshole.
Now his page is filled with morons blindly expressing their sympathy for him, and a $5,000 GoFundMe has been created for lawyer fees. Ever since then he’s been having a pity party for himself and whining that the cops aren’t helping him out.
Then he said that his attackers (who are now plural) had been plotting this against him for 14 months as a way to get revenge.
Of course he doesn’t explain what that revenge was for, who the attackers were, or why he was the one who ended up arrested if he was the victim. Just trust him because he’s crying like a bitch on Facebook and he licks dogs and shit.
He made a video bitching about how hard life is, pretending to cry, and complaining that the cops don’t care about him.
Dude, I’d be more concerned about the fact that you look like you just got liberated from a Bosnian detention camp. They got McDonald’s and Subway down by you. Eat something.
“I would think when you have a country hick lynching that there would be a little bit more public outcry.”
Country hick? Bruh, you lick dogs and dress like you’re trying out for a Mark Twain novel.
“There’s more to this than actually meets the eye. There’s a history behind this that’s been going on for the last year.”
Yea, no shit sherlock. Maybe you should explain what that history is before dry begging for donations on Facebook.
“The authoritative figures are now quote unquote involved in this, and don’t quote me but maybe there’s some kind of pay off.”
Oh good, he’s citing conspiracy theories by the state police and claiming that people are being paid off to cover for his attackers. That definitely makes him more believable. Don’t quote him on that though.
“I have nobody reaching out. I would think that in a small community like this when you have such a tragic incident take place. “Where is my support from Troop D police?”
You have hundreds of idiots reaching out to you on Facebook and one of them was dumb enough to start a GFM for you. You’re just not happy that the State Police don’t give a shit about your sob story, because they likely know that you’re full of shit.
Naturally some people were skeptical about it. These people were of course told that they were shitty for not blindly believing an unbelievable story that makes no sense at all and is lacking many critical details.
This lady who knows him says that there’s a lot more to this story, and predicted she would be blocked.
We took those screenshots last night. Today they’re gone. Almost as if the Lassie licker doesn’t like being called out on his bullshit.
Meanwhile this guy’s got quite the checkered past. He was foreclosed on in 2017 and dragged it out as along as possible. I’m sure he was victimized by the bank too.
He was arrested a couple year’s ago for sixth degree larceny.
Last year he was charged with reckless endangerment and possession of a vicious or barking dog.
Shortly before he was charged with this his business Facebook page saw a bunch of comments and negative reviews from people who said they were bit by the dogs under his care.
Or how bout his arrest for “Open MV under influence of alcohol or drugs?”
And in the recent incident, where he somehow got the shit kicked out of him, he was also charged with resisting, on top of breach of peace.
According to him he has demons eating at his back, who are still apart of him, and if he awakens them it will be his demise.
Yea he seems normal.
So to review, the guy who has a past history of larceny, substance abuse issues, financial problems, and dogs who allegedly bite other people, suddenly is the victim of a crime in which HE was arrested, he has no details or evidence to back up anything he’s saying, and there’s a GoFundMe raising money for him as we speak.
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