Hoodrat Heidi And Baby Daddy Get Arrested For Going Full Ride Or Die During Daytime Lovers Quarrel
Back in February someone sent me a video from Putnam, CT, a vast wasteland of broken dreams and overdue…
Retired Danielson Stripper And Gerry Springer Alumnus Explains Why Her Frequent ALL CAPS Usage Of The N Word Isn’t Racist
A search for the name Aleah Talbot on Turtleboy Sports will bring you to several blogs about this failed…
The Twisted Teabagger Says She’s Not Gonna Stop Drinking And The 2 DUI’s in 24 Hours She Got Weren’t Her Fault Because She Didn’t Intend On Drinking And Driving
Earlier in the week I blogged about Amy Peterson, the Putnam skag who got 2 DUI’s in 24 hours, after driving…
Jungle Juice Jenny Causes 3 Car Accident With Crotch Fruit In Backseat, Attempts To Defend Her Honor On WINY Radio Facebook Page
Pro tip – if you choose to go day drinking and driving with your crotch fruit in the backseat…
2$moke And His Chocolate Chip Cookie Ho Slampig Were Arrested At The Putnam Walmart And She’s Begun A Fuck The Po-Lease Free Muh Boi Campaign To Get Him Out
Look who’s back in the news….. Oh $nap, it’s 2$smoke! The legendary leader of the 860 Money Crew, the…
Morons Start GoFundMe For Chuckleberry Thin With Numerous Google Trophies After Posting Tall Tale About Being Arrested For Getting The Shit Kicked Out Of Him
This is Keith Racine from Thompson, CT. According to Chuckelberry Thin’s Facebook page he owns a business called “K-9…
Where Are They Now? Putnam Wangsta Drug Dealer Who Got Jumped And Called Cops Days After Posting About Dead Cops Threatens To Kill Webster Cops On Facebook Live
Where Are They Now? Putnam Wangsta Drug Dealer Who Got Jumped And Called Cops Days After Posting About Dead Cops…
Putnam Diesel-Fueled Dumpster Fire, With Golden Facebook Page, Takes Off On Police – She’s So Well-Known They Just Call Her Up To Turn Herself In, But She Forgot To Take The Heroin Out Of Her Purse Before Meeting Them At McDicks
Oh man. We’ve got another Track Mark Betty out of the Connecticut corridor. This one is a doozy. y Getting…
Putnam Town Boozebunny Wears “Hold My Beer And Watch This” Shirt In Epic DUI Mugshot And Has Hilarious Facebook Page That Is So Connecticut Corridor It Hurts
Putnam Town Boozebunny Wears “Hold My Beer And Watch This” Shirt In Epic DUI Mugshot And Has Hilarious Facebook Page…
Mom And Dad Attempt To Defend East Putnam “Firefighter” Who Stole Car, Enticed Cops Into High Speed Chase, And Hit A State Trooper Before Crashing Into Stone Wall
Mom And Dad Attempt To Defend East Putnam “Firefighter” Who Stole Car, Enticed Cops Into High Speed Chase, And Hit…
Turtleboy Connecticut Corridor Bone Ride: Thompson, Putnam, Killingly, Sterling, Plainfield, Caterbury, Brooklyn, Pomfret, Woodstock
So we’ve been writing a lot about the Connecticut Corridor because they seem to be a ratchet…
Legendary Putnam Porch Squatter Arrested For Stealing Chevy Impala In Epic Drunken Bender
Legendary Putnam Porch Squatter Arrested For Stealing Chevy Impala In Epic Drunken Bender Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at…
Putnam Nut Wallops Arrested Twice In One Week For Gun, Burglary, Larceny Charges, Fam Defends Their Honor On Facebook
Putnam Nut Wallops Arrested Twice In One Week For Gun, Burglary, Larceny Charges, Fam Defends Their Honor On Facebook Want…
Putnam CT Wangsta Drug Dealer Posts About Cops Getting Killed, Immediately Calls Cops After Getting Jumped
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