Putnam Town Boozebunny Wears “Hold My Beer And Watch This” Shirt In Epic DUI Mugshot And Has Hilarious Facebook Page That Is So Connecticut Corridor It Hurts

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More epic debauchery out of the vast wasteland now known as the Connecticut Corridor:

Only in Putnam man, only in Putnam.

Or Danielson.

Or Moosup.

Or North Grosvenordale.

Hey, here’s a thought – if you’re driving an unregistered and uninsured vehicle, try not to get too plastered and drive into a stone wall. Also, if possible, avoid wearing the “Holy my beer and watch this” t-shirt while doing so. Because more than likely the police officer who responds to that call will not hold your Keystone Light Busch Light while you mumble through the lush alphabet and fail to walk in a straight line.

Just sayin.

As funny as his shirt is, it’s still scary that people like this are on the roads. Luckily the only victim here was that poor stone wall, and the cop who got stuck with the paperwork. Of course the only reason this guy was caught was because he crashed. And the only reason he crashed was because he was shitcanned. Otherwise he could’ve lived the degenerate American dream and drive around in an uninsured, unregistered vehicle until it eventually shit the bed and was traded in for scrap metal.

Anyway, Harry Wootton’s Facebook page is everything you dreamed it would be. It’s so Connecticut Corridor it hurts. He obviously likes to party:

He’s apparently auditioning for Duck Dynasty:

Even though he lives in a northern state, one from which thousands and thousands of men his age died while fighting traitors from the south, he still proudly supports this armed terrorist group of losers who surrendered after General Sherman stuck his boot up their assholes:

He’s right. You’ve never met a mother fucker who wore a “Hold my beer and watch this” shirt for a DUI mugshot, that’s for sure.

Harry’s passions seem to include the confederacy, whiskey, and being white:

But yet he also likes the stars and stripes, which is kind of awkward because the confederacy declared war on the United States of America:

Oh, I see. As long as you say “fuck Islam” while waving the stars and stripes your hypocrisy will be forgiven. I get it now.

And one time Harry made it into the Norwich Bulletin while rocking overalls and a pony tail while having a dance party with his backwoods butt buddies:

But as friends and family pointed out, it was good to see him in a section of the newspaper that was NOT the police logs for once:

Progress!!

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