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Retired Danielson Stripper And Gerry Springer Alumnus Explains Why Her Frequent ALL CAPS Usage Of The N Word Isn’t Racist


A search for the name Aleah Talbot on Turtleboy Sports will bring you to several blogs about this failed Danielson stripper. She’s frequently featured on WINY Radio for narcotics warrants, driving into shit on the highway while intoxicated, and driving around with 86 bags of heroin.

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She’s been a guest on Jerry Springer, during which time she told her “fiance” that she was taking the pipe from his junkbox friend, who clearly was homeless.

She frequently responds to WINY Radio posts shaming her and has told people that she hopes their crotch fruits become junkies like her, claims to be sober, has crotch fruits of her own, and hypocritically smears other women who have the same sort of habits that she does.

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She vowed to hire Attorney Richard N. Vulva and sue Turtleboy.

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She must still be working on the lawsuit because two years ago today she was once again featured on TB for trying to buy food stamps, and claimed that doing so was “for a good cause.”

Well, she’s at it again. This time she’s elected to voice her opinion on social and racial issues, and began with “I’m racist but,” as opposed to “I’m not racist but.”

“I’m racist but.”

Next sentence.

“So in my eyes I’m really not racist.”

So….she’s racist against all black people, which makes her better than a person who is only racist against some black people? Is that what I’m supposed to take from this?

In this day and age you can get dragged by the Internet for posting “all lives matter,” so you can imagine that posting a hard n bomb like that will make the mob turn on you rather quickly. Going after the “all lives matter” crew is like lions hunting healthy wildebeest. Going after people who drop hard n bombs is like lions hunting paraplegic newborn zebras.

Aleah wanted to explain herself but to the surprise of no one she just made it much, much worse.

Yea, don’t you get it? The n word was a term that used to degrade and dehumanize black people. But that was only because they couldn’t read or write, and thus they were stupid. Now that black people can go to school and read books it’s an acceptable term to call anyone you deem to be stupid. Someone like this perhaps.

But she wasn’t done explaining herself. This time she basically said the same thing except in

History lessons with Aleah are fun.

Finally she explained why it’s not racist to use the term all lives matter.

And although I don’t disagree that there’s nothing racist about saying all lives matter, perhaps the woman who freely drops n bombs multiple times in ALL CAPS shouldn’t be the person explaining this.



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21 Comment(s)
  • Houdini returns
    July 14, 2020 at 8:18 pm

    She deserves some credit for apparently having escaped serving any significant jail time. But I haven’t been paying attention, have they gotten rid of the jails too? Why have jails if the libs want to eliminate the police force?

  • Mr. Bubba
    July 14, 2020 at 1:11 am

    She almost kinda looks like Dillion Harper in that cover photo. Anyone?

  • Guinea Geisha
    July 13, 2020 at 10:25 pm

    I used to bartend at a strip joint when I was younger. One night I refused to serve alcohol to a pregnant stripper named Caramel and she bit me. 🙁

    • spicy rice
      July 14, 2020 at 7:18 am

      She thought you was eggroll ha ha ha

  • Bob
    July 13, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    Makeup should be available for all mug shots.

  • Dissapointed
    July 13, 2020 at 8:45 pm

    No tit centered pics?? She was a stripper where’s the hot pics?

  • Weekend Body Count
    July 13, 2020 at 8:09 pm

    This weekend ending Sunday July 12th

    Chicago police said 64 people were shot, 11 fatally, between 6:00 p.m. Friday and 11:59 p.m. Sunday. That follows a deadly weekend over the 4th of July when 87 people were shot. The weekend before that, there were 63 shooting victims.

    New York:
    The Big Apple’s gun-violence epidemic continued unabated last week, with police reporting 49 shootings and 60 victims over the seven-day period ending Sunday– nearly four times the number over the same one-week period last year, NYPD data shows.
    There were just 13 shootings over the same week last year.
    79 shootings 2 deaths last week according to their COMPSTAT style reports in the past week Up from 69 shootings 12 deaths last week.

    Atlanta: several died, city locking down on public shooting incidents; multiple shootings, difficult to determine how many.

    Boston: 2 shot in Mattapan and Roxbury

  • North of the Border
    July 13, 2020 at 7:05 pm

    This fentalope needs to put her panties back on before she leaves a slime trail all the way down the stage.

    She probably gets tipped in quarters, and is happy about it.

  • Done with this shit
    July 13, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    Unc-glad you’re back. That vaca was worth it cause you’re going gangbusters. I can tell because they went from insulting you, to going after your wife. The better you are, the sleazier they get. Let’s all guess who it could be.,,,,

  • Julies Pot Roast Labia
    July 13, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    A buddy of mine fooled around with Mrs Turtle Boy 1 year after their first child. Said she was a total hoe and her pussy lips were like 2 slices of pot roast. Ha! She thinks Unc is a dick but won’t leave because of the kids. Pot roast!

    • My eyes cannot unsee Pot Roast
      July 13, 2020 at 5:49 pm

      Omg…I cannot unsee that. She probably had to reach into the roast to push Unc’s baby gravy in deeper to conceive as he mist likely can’t get his Irish 2 inches past the hair never mind pot roast flaps.

    • 47 Second Angry Spunker
      July 14, 2020 at 8:50 am

      Do you think she plays the gay song “I like Turtles” he plays in the base,ent before his live shows to get him worked up before exposing the fly ridden pot roast? Puts on Turtle gear or maybe dress up like Bristol to set the mood. Right at the 47 second mark Julie starts yelling out Hampton Beach! Gutter Muppet! Food stamps for sale! Billy Baggzzz to make Unc finish in an angry heap of hate? Ya , me too.

  • Leah Mertes
    July 13, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    fucking slut

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    July 13, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    Aleah was charged with possession of heroine with intent to sell? Aleah was going to consume those 86 bags of heroine so she wouldn’t get dopesick! The jackbooted Ct State Police showed zero compassion here! smh.

  • Hugh Mungous
    July 13, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    I’d pay her to keep her clothes on

  • Talcum X
    July 13, 2020 at 3:56 pm

    I’ve already forgiven her.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Bubba Wallace
      July 13, 2020 at 6:09 pm

      You’re my hero!

  • Boston Irish
    Mumbles Menino
    July 13, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    I would hit that

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      July 13, 2020 at 6:10 pm


  • Norm
    July 13, 2020 at 2:56 pm

    Does she sell womb in the VIP Room? Asking for a friend

  • Stereotypical Black Feller
    July 13, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    GawDAMN she dumb.

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