Attorney Dick N. Vulva’s Kids Are Going To College Thanks To Turtleboy Now That The Danielson Skagbag Has Joined The Class Action Laswuit
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Attorney Richard N. Vulva owes Turtleboy everything. Without us sending all this business his way, kid kids aren’t going to college. The latest client using him to cash in the Danielson Skagbag and former Jerry Springer star, Aleah Talbot:
I can’t even. This Vulva schtick never gets old. Ever. It’s amazing how many people think he’s real. Not even kidding. Dick N. Vulva. As in, “penis penetrates vagina.”
The weird feeling is when you watch turtle riders go off on Vulva in the comments:
“Fuck you Vulva.”
“You can’t sue Turtleboy for that!! Who do you think you are Vulva?”
Stuff like that. We feel so conflicted when we see stuff like that. On the one hand, these are loyal turtle riders defending the brand. We can’t tell you how much we appreciate that shit. On the other hand, how dumb can you be if you actually believe there is a lawyer named Dick N. Vulva who lurks around our comment section trying to recruit the most inbred mother fuckers he can find? Do you understand how hard it is not to comment and laugh at you when you do that? You’re lucky we love turtle riders!!
We discussed these things last night on Turtleboy Live, along with that cheesehog Tara Brooks, and the Fitchburg “weed for ride to prison” chick and all her fantastic friends. It was a great show, largely because Intern Turtle got wasted and it really started to show towards the end of our award winning program. Enjoy.
P.S. “Mikey,” the guy who drilled Aleah Talbot and revealed it on the Jerry Springer show, was arrested a few months back for trying and failing to rob a convenience store in Danielson. You can read all about it here.
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