Putnam Nut Wallops Arrested Twice In One Week For Gun, Burglary, Larceny Charges, Fam Defends Their Honor On Facebook
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Get a load of these Putnam cheesehogs:
But wait it gets better. She got arrested again!!!!
Sweet holy Moses!!! Someone burn that thing!! It’s hanging out with teenagers and spreading ratchetness all over Putnam. Normal people would stay far away from the Internet after being arrested twice in one week. But Putnam CT is no normal place. And Kayla Gould, who goes by “Loveyy Love” on the Facebook machine, just couldn’t resist the public ridicule:
She used the 100 emoji and blamed someone else for her bad choices. The only thing that’s missing is a disclaimer that only God can judge. And as a commenter pointed out, perhaps if she’s really serious about getting away from this guy who is “bringing her down” she should change her profile picture:
Just sayin. Although her hubby seems to have his own theories as to why she doesn’t have it in her to leave him:
If you’ve ever referred to your penis as “legendary” chances are you’re probably gonna end up being publicly shamed on Turtleboy.
Leave the heavy lifting up to the Facebook Public Defense Team:
Oh good, she reproduced. Because lots of good Moms get arrested twice in a week for larceny and gun charges involving minors. So she’s not a bad person……because….she’s your cousin. Pretty convincing argument. Here I was thinking she was your average northeastern Connecticut scumturd, but little did I know she had a cousin. That changes everything.
Oh and the best part is that Kimberly Ann Heath made this comment on the FIRST post. She used the words “give her a chance.” Then two days later she was arrested again. I guess she should’ve said, “chances.”
But don’t you dare bring up the fact that she’s a shitty mother:
Yea, who cares that this reckless career criminal has human beings dependent on her for sustenance. These facts don’t matter.
It’s cool though because she never did no drugs:
Oh good. So she’s not a junkie, she’s a sober, clear-minded burglar who steals for the hell of it. That’s way better. Except her former drug buddies seem to disagree:
And apparently she’s no stranger to WINY Radio public shaming, as she has left a trail of ratchetness behind her:
The fact that she’s a Facebook yard sale scammer is the least surprising news I’ve read all day.
Anyway, her taste in men is obviously impeccable.
When looking for a mate Kayla is not so much interested in the superficial things that many grown women are accustomed to, such as job security, a clean criminal record, and a lack of a serious drug problem. Those things are’t important. Kayla is mostly looking for a man is a guy who refuses to pose for a Facebook picture without sticking up his middle finger directly at the camera:
Oh look, another hardo approaching the age of 40 who hasn’t grown out of his “fuck the police” stage. The only thing that’s missing are a pair JNCO Jeans. Good thing he’s got that swastika tattoo on his right upper arm. Because if you’re gonna be a walking bag of dicks, you might as well go all out. Can’t tell what oozes more sex appeal to Kayla Gould. The swastika tattoo, the magical middle finger, or the dead squirrels he randomly finds in his car.
Anyway, this winner has proudly been sharing his bail bond on the Facebook machine:
Oh, and look who bailed him out:
Because spending bail money on this winner is obviously money well spent. And all you pussies thought he’d never get out!!
Oh, and that bail bond posted above was evidently from an unrelated incident in which he kicked in the windshield of a police cruiser.
Just your average Saturday in northeastern Connecticut. Only big boy joints. Oh, and fuck you ho’s if you don’t like it.
Yea, Jason Link doesn’t need no welfare. Why don’t all you trap queens get a job breaking into homes like him!!!
He also likes to post the battle scars he received from falling down the stairs on the way home from the Putnam Mensa meeting.
Cheers to that!!
Same time next week Jason and Kayla!!
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