Putnam Nut Wallops Arrested Twice In One Week For Gun, Burglary, Larceny Charges, Fam Defends Their Honor On Facebook
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Get a load of these Putnam cheesehogs:
But wait it gets better. She got arrested again!!!!
Sweet holy Moses!!! Someone burn that thing!! It’s hanging out with teenagers and spreading ratchetness all over Putnam. Normal people would stay far away from the Internet after being arrested twice in one week. But Putnam CT is no normal place. And Kayla Gould, who goes by “Loveyy Love” on the Facebook machine, just couldn’t resist the public ridicule:
She used the 100 emoji and blamed someone else for her bad choices. The only thing that’s missing is a disclaimer that only God can judge. And as a commenter pointed out, perhaps if she’s really serious about getting away from this guy who is “bringing her down” she should change her profile picture:
Just sayin. Although her hubby seems to have his own theories as to why she doesn’t have it in her to leave him:
If you’ve ever referred to your penis as “legendary” chances are you’re probably gonna end up being publicly shamed on Turtleboy.
Leave the heavy lifting up to the Facebook Public Defense Team:
Oh good, she reproduced. Because lots of good Moms get arrested twice in a week for larceny and gun charges involving minors. So she’s not a bad person……because….she’s your cousin. Pretty convincing argument. Here I was thinking she was your average northeastern Connecticut scumturd, but little did I know she had a cousin. That changes everything.
Oh and the best part is that Kimberly Ann Heath made this comment on the FIRST post. She used the words “give her a chance.” Then two days later she was arrested again. I guess she should’ve said, “chances.”
But don’t you dare bring up the fact that she’s a shitty mother:
Yea, who cares that this reckless career criminal has human beings dependent on her for sustenance. These facts don’t matter.
It’s cool though because she never did no drugs:
Oh good. So she’s not a junkie, she’s a sober, clear-minded burglar who steals for the hell of it. That’s way better. Except her former drug buddies seem to disagree:
And apparently she’s no stranger to WINY Radio public shaming, as she has left a trail of ratchetness behind her:
The fact that she’s a Facebook yard sale scammer is the least surprising news I’ve read all day.
Anyway, her taste in men is obviously impeccable.
When looking for a mate Kayla is not so much interested in the superficial things that many grown women are accustomed to, such as job security, a clean criminal record, and a lack of a serious drug problem. Those things are’t important. Kayla is mostly looking for a man is a guy who refuses to pose for a Facebook picture without sticking up his middle finger directly at the camera:
Oh look, another hardo approaching the age of 40 who hasn’t grown out of his “fuck the police” stage. The only thing that’s missing are a pair JNCO Jeans. Good thing he’s got that swastika tattoo on his right upper arm. Because if you’re gonna be a walking bag of dicks, you might as well go all out. Can’t tell what oozes more sex appeal to Kayla Gould. The swastika tattoo, the magical middle finger, or the dead squirrels he randomly finds in his car.
Anyway, this winner has proudly been sharing his bail bond on the Facebook machine:
Oh, and look who bailed him out:
Because spending bail money on this winner is obviously money well spent. And all you pussies thought he’d never get out!!
Oh, and that bail bond posted above was evidently from an unrelated incident in which he kicked in the windshield of a police cruiser.
Just your average Saturday in northeastern Connecticut. Only big boy joints. Oh, and fuck you ho’s if you don’t like it.
Yea, Jason Link doesn’t need no welfare. Why don’t all you trap queens get a job breaking into homes like him!!!
He also likes to post the battle scars he received from falling down the stairs on the way home from the Putnam Mensa meeting.
Cheers to that!!
Same time next week Jason and Kayla!!
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26 Comment(s)
If she is such a stellar person who realizes she has made mistakes, why is she still with him??? Must be the legendary life changing super dick sessions. (Anyone else bothered by the fact that the meme he chose involved a crying CHILD?)
If she were locked up and not let out on bail she wouldn’t have gotten arrested a SECOND time in a week, now would she?
And another case of Turd Burglestein absolute system fucker because he refuses to go to work because of a car crash 3 years ago along with Fiesty the fake Lawyer bored housewife both pretending to be like a has been Madonna that wants to blow up the White House. Yet they continue to comment here. Interesting. No. Boring and disgusting.
Keep running you cum guzzling lips about shit you know absolutely nothing about because that’s what you do best. That, and making up outlandish lies about how you’ve been a highly decorated veteran, being a famous DJ during the 80’s, having been a cop, and so much more…the list is just too long to get into.
You’re obviously trolling here because you want me to say something about the kind of work I do so you can try and figure out who I really am. The only thing I’ll tell you is that I’ve been with my current company for 7 years and I’ve always been highly regarded for the quality of my work in my industry to the point where I get at least 1 job offer a month thru LinkedIn to come work for them.
Ask Bob about the time he was going to spend Christmas in Hawaii, cancelled his trip less than 10 days before he was leaving, and forgot all about it. Happens to us all, right?
Yeah… You’re certified retarded Bob. Don’t forget to drink your own pissy bath water tonight.
https://youtu.be/H1Yt0xJKDY8
Another case of a very limited gene pool.
People should give more thought to the pictures they post. Thirty years from now, are these the pictures that he wants his great-great grandchildren to see?
He will be dead by then, no worries about future generations. His FB posts indicate the likelihood of an early death is EXTREMELY HIGH. Darwin award recipient odds, 2:1.
LOL at the ripe ol’ age of 67.
why oh why do these winners feel the need to flip off the camera in every single picture? and why oh why do these people need to used these run on sentences on fb? why?
Some guys are into gerbils, but this guy is into squirrels. I can hear his opening line now…”Hey there you sexy squirrel, there’s a party in my pants. Climb up my leg and have a ball…errr I mean a nut”. BobnMic told me he had Hartz treats in his pocket. Not falling for that line again.
Turtlebitch Aiden really thinks he is a role model? Dude, do you read and listen to what you write? You had Bret in your home.
You are a nasty human being. You think you are perfect? You knew someone in the court to get you off of having a felony.
You grope women like you have the right to sexual harrass them because you have a penis that you can’t control.
You flat nosed sissy.
Go sit in the corner and grope your dick with a pair of tweezers, assfucker.
yeah and you kill people Kevin. so Shut up.
Loveyy Love…WTF… were her dad Thurston Howell from Gilligans Island? Looking at that face, I’d demand a paternity test to ensure Gilligan wasn’t hitting Ms Howell on the side if I was him.
Hey Turd for brains – You know something – for a guy who claims to have this upper level Stratosphere wage of war against me you kinda pussied out didn’t you. Well that’s what pussies do. Your nothing. Zero. Nadda.
You are nothing and you will continue to be be nothing. You and your fucking bitch girlfriend can have fun being in the loser pool. Turd – don’t forget to whip if you have an accident. Fiesty seems to be somewhat germophobic regardless of those bubbles on her who who.
You have to do the lemon test with that one no fucking doubt.
Self projecting again are we? What a miserable life you must lead having to make up stories about your life’s accomplishments when all you really are is an unemployed tweaker living in your mom’s basement who’s only purpose in life is being a keyboard cunt in the comments section of a blog. I bet you’re really looking forward to next week when your welfare check comes.
BWAHAHAHAHA….out of all the pictures of motorcycles you could have chosen from in google images and you pick the gayest looking one they had. Guess it beats the hell out of that Murray 10 spd bicycle you have though.
Unless you’re in the UFC then a grown ass man shouldn’t have a haircut like that lol
Flying a lot of birds… what is he, president of the Audubon Society? I haven’t seen that many 1 finger salutes since I read Circus magazine in the 80s.
duke, circus was the shizz. what about metal edge?
He keeps showing his IQ in his pictures.
I’m laughing at these bird flipping losers. How’s it feel having a sucky life because of your moronic decisions. Pardon me as I get back to living the good life you’ll never know
6th Degree Larceny? Is this like Karate belts or something? I once looked at a guy’s car and thought, “I wish I had that car.”. Is that 8th or 9th Degree Larceny?
I thought about what kind of car you saw. I think that’s 12th degree?
My first thought too, it’s a conn. thing.