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Jungle Juice Jenny Causes 3 Car Accident With Crotch Fruit In Backseat, Attempts To Defend Her Honor On WINY Radio Facebook Page


Pro tip – if you choose to go day drinking and driving with your crotch fruit in the backseat and you cause a three car accident and get publicly shamed on WINY Radio Facebook page WITHOUT a mugshot, then count your blessings. Because they always throw mugshots up there and then you become the biggest joke and instant Turtleboy fodder. But apparently Tara Rankin from Putnam didn’t get that memo.

Because although she got lucky and didn’t have a mugshot, she decided to make her presence know in the comments and go full dindu nuffin.

“The first to judge are just as at fault.”

No. Just no. Judging you for being a shitty Mom doesn’t make me equally as at fault as you are when you drive drunk during the day and crash into shit with the poon polyp in tow.

She also shared that her pa dukes was killed by a drunk driver, which somehow makes her drunk driving OK.

No one cares that you work two jobs or consider yourself a “fantastic mother.” You get drunk and crash into shit with your kids in the car. Judgement rendered.

Turns out she was lying about it not being a three car accident too. We found that out when someone whose daughter she crashed into showed up on the page to call her out on her bullshit.

“Already talked to my insurance…it was not my fault seeing she was trying to pass a moving car on the right.”

Bitch, you were drunk. I assure you it was 100% your fault and will be viewed that way by the cops and your insurance company. But keep pushing that narrative and see where it leads ya.

She kept showing pictures of her car too, like it proved something.

We get it, your car went from a Putnam 8 to a Putnam 6, but it’s still drivable. It doesn’t change the fact that you were drunk and verbally assaultive to the cops.

But hey, keep working on those Snapface filters and telling yourself you’re a good Mom after crashing into a car with your child in the backseat while under the influence during the middle of the day.




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48 Comment(s)
  • Drucker der scheisse
    February 11, 2020 at 1:10 am

    Yeah, racking up some miles in her dirty back road doesn’t sound too bad.
    Livestream the faces and noises she makes for later professional review and ridicule.

  • fabac
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  • jobrienxxx176
    Putnam 7
    February 9, 2020 at 1:36 pm


  • randiguy2006
    February 9, 2020 at 10:36 am

    Wow look at that damage.

  • White Girl Wasted
    February 8, 2020 at 7:03 pm

    Leslie Mann portrayed this woman in 40 Year Old Virgin.

  • hartf811
    February 8, 2020 at 2:14 pm

    Mixed race kids. Lover of BBC. Lowlife skank. Pull the baby and spin her into a early opiate death.

    • Just Curious?
      February 9, 2020 at 10:53 pm

      Lover of the British Broadcasting Channel or Big Black Cock?

      *I’m guessing the later.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    February 8, 2020 at 10:46 am

    She makes us Asians look like good drivers.

    That’s not an easy task.

    Oh Wait! I have to fill out another accident report.

  • dr. fill
    February 8, 2020 at 9:47 am

    She writes as well as Turtleboy.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 8, 2020 at 9:19 am

    Another drunk dick-swapper who thinks she’s all that. Give her 20 years and she’ll be alone, worn-out, and man-hating.

    • foleyworld
      Casino Scum
      February 9, 2020 at 10:11 pm

      20 years??? How exceedingly generous of you! I give it 2

    • Theonewhoknocks
      February 10, 2020 at 12:17 pm

      How right you are. I’m about to turn 40 and looking at her is like looking at a ghost of Christmas past. Next thing she knows she’ll be pushing over empty nip bottles in her worn out purse looking for her L&Ms so she can light a butt while the cop behind her is finding out she has no insurance

  • WeRFucked
    February 8, 2020 at 7:25 am

    Nobody noticed on her Facebook page… Wait for it… PCA.

    Her page is loaded with picture after picture after picture of herself. Looking for comments much Tara? Does that make you feel good every time some perv says you look hot? Snapchat filters? How old are you, 16?

    She’s also not very bright. Any decent lawyer can get you off a DUI charge. But not after you admit it on social media dimwit. You couldn’t just ignore it and let it go away?

    And she gets around too. On October 20, 2018 she got engaged to some guy Sean. On January 5th of this year she announced a relationship to the world her newest sex toy Anthony. Her children must have a revolving door of daddy’s. That’s good parenting Tara.

    She also downplays happy endings. No Tara… it is about the happy ending. All over your face.

  • Silencio Dogood
    February 8, 2020 at 1:02 am

    three years old is pretty young to be drinking, even if they weren’t driving.

  • Snooop Dawg Got Got Yo Put back In His Cage
    February 7, 2020 at 11:49 pm

    Susan Rice just bitch slapped punk bitch pro rspe Snoop Dawg.

  • Hugh Mungous
    February 7, 2020 at 11:30 pm

    If you covered her bail money she would definitely lick you from the poop deck to the mizzenmast

    • Till you go, "Aaaarrgghh!"
      February 11, 2020 at 12:37 am

  • Bloomy
    February 7, 2020 at 10:50 pm

    I will make her my sex doll.
    If she doesn’t accept payment I will send her to the saudis.

    Oh and I want to take ur guns.

    • Get On Your Soap Box Mike
      February 7, 2020 at 11:36 pm

      You better not tske my 7 Eleven Big Gulp Mt. Dew .
      Liz shit her pants tonight fearing she will fall to 5th place because of a dam productive evil shekel worshipping billionaire

  • In The Old Days
    February 7, 2020 at 10:36 pm

    This died without a peep and you paid the price. Social media is a fucking cancer; just die with it.

  • The Island Of Misfit Toys
    February 7, 2020 at 8:46 pm

    Biden asking the crowd to stand up and clap for Vindmen because he deserves a medal of freedom.
    Mayor buttfuck calling criminal biden and son a diversion.

  • Larry David Lookalike
    February 7, 2020 at 8:34 pm

    Bernie going beserk about corrupt pharmaceutical companies but fails to mention the corrupt government agency the FDA .The FDA is in charge of this 3 ring circus and is responsible for many pharmaceutical failures like Purdue Pharma and New England Compounding Center.

  • adam cocksucker schiff
    February 7, 2020 at 8:31 pm

    she looks like a common slut

  • Lizzys Debate Madness
    February 7, 2020 at 8:27 pm

    Liz Warren just said one of the most common drugs she will reduce the cost of common drugs like aids/hiv cocktsils.
    This dumb bitch doesnt even know the most common prescription drugs are.
    Keep pandering to lqbtq liz its got you into single digits.

  • Abe Vigodas Ghost
    February 7, 2020 at 7:37 pm

    Thats first date anal right there.

    • HAHA
      February 7, 2020 at 9:31 pm

      Definitely is!
      she looks like she begs for the insemination trophy in there then licks you clean. Especially if shes an independent single mommy! All single mommies are first date anal material!

  • Ted Bundys VW
    February 7, 2020 at 7:27 pm

    Absolute yes.

  • They Destroy Everything
    February 7, 2020 at 6:16 pm

    A filthy nagger shoots a hospital employee in Boston today and then goes on a high speed chase and the fake news media says police are looking for a man.
    Looking for a man means the suspect is black or brown and we cant allow the general public to be made aware of the amount of violent crime that blacks and browns are engaged in because you guessed it that would be racist. Plus it is part of their culture.

    • Beware The Groid
      February 7, 2020 at 10:23 pm

      What color is the Mattapan man?
      New fake news update.
      A Mattapan man.

      • He Was Just Turning His Life Around Dam Dawg My Boi Got Got
        February 7, 2020 at 10:27 pm

        Good news is the violent boon was put down

    • Casino Scum
      February 9, 2020 at 10:16 pm

      Hey “ They destroy everything” guess you spoke too soon. The hospital shooter was a freckle faced Irish kid… oh well, you can’t be a spot in racist all the time‍♂️

  • come on now
    February 7, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    omg you guys are totally daffs. This is rea;ly not that big of a deal. And you can save the sjw act about the danger to the crotch fruits. The photos of her car are relevant because it shows a little ding that isn’t even news to the people 2 cars back.

    • R lee Ermey
      February 7, 2020 at 6:07 pm

      You’re a retard if you don’t think day drinking and driving with a baby in the car isn’t worthy.

    • Which stories about you guy
      February 7, 2020 at 9:54 pm

      Which stories about you…..

  • Jeff J
    I'll Be The First
    February 7, 2020 at 5:26 pm


    • dr. fill
      February 8, 2020 at 9:51 am

      Me too! With a hammer.

  • R lee Ermey
    February 7, 2020 at 5:26 pm

    She almost looks very fuckable. I’ll bet a few wisky sours and she’d be fun…just not my real name or number

    • Greta Thunberg
      February 7, 2020 at 7:30 pm

      How Dare You!

    • Joker
      February 7, 2020 at 9:38 pm

      She sure looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, sir.

    • Startled Pancake
      February 8, 2020 at 10:59 pm

      Anal is definitely on the menu.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    February 7, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    We know of a dunk driving Jenny
    Who guzzled a bottle of Henny
    Now young Tara Rankin
    Will get a court spankin’
    It’s only the latest of many

    Dick Scratcher, 8 pints to the good this evening. Not driving.

    • Horatio Nelson
      February 7, 2020 at 7:36 pm

      Fullers London Pride Ale?

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        February 7, 2020 at 8:43 pm

        I’m a Welshman living in the North of England. London Pride is a southern brew.

        ‘Twas several pints of a fine cask ale called Shropshire Gold.

        Would knock the back off a concrete elephant.


        • Horatio Nelson
          February 7, 2020 at 11:06 pm

          Woods Navy Rum for your toughest stains.
          Good stuff.Could strip paint.


          • dowen0895
            Dick Scratcher
            February 8, 2020 at 6:27 am

            Wood’s Navy Rum is a top drop.

            It’s the brew for you, to pull you on through.

            Can also be used as rocket fuel. 🙂

  • only straight guy in Northampton
    February 7, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    Fucking useless twats, social media will be the death of a lot of these idiots.. I’m betting she was texting too. and those RIDICULOUS SNAPTWAT or FACEFUCKED or whatever those pictures are completely S.T.U.P.I.D.

  • bretts mom
    February 7, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    your shows suck without my son

    • HAHA
      February 9, 2020 at 7:31 am

      You son is a criminal lowlife retard drunk who needs a kick in his man pussy!

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